User:Fire InThe Hole/Merita

Intoduction
WAT? No, this is actually not meant to become a page in the main space at any time soon, because I am too busy to deal with developing this right now.

"I, silly? Hahaha. This world is a serious place, but any sane, normal person will collapse if they try to make sense of it all. Accept that the society is a fucking mess, ya? That's why I made myself a mentally unstable moron bitch so people see me appear and disturb them. They run away, or just get blown away, and I can take everything I want. Plus, my place is too deep into the forest for them to find. "

Merita is far more calculating and manipulative than you'd think, and actually quite greedy. She knows the workings of her surroundings like no other. She will occasionally use her wind magic to create "natural disasters " to allow her to sweep through a larger area to steal things from. The target of these things is often an area of some significance, though she isn't actually after the spoils of these places and instead does this 'for the heck of it'. Many things she takes from unsuspecting citizens may seem trivial - toasters, frying pans, in one case an entire furnace - yet there is apparently a plan with all of it, but what that plan might be, we don't know.

"Nobody worries about me. Unless I really piss some jerk off and whoever it is sends half the entire police force to go look for me. Sure, they've figured out by now that I'm somewhere in a forest. I'd like to see them get past everything that hides in there, though. Of course, I've got no part in any weird disappearances at all. They just don't understand the purpose of my actions and my goals. I'm trying to save this society from its degenerate leaders and corrupted standards. Come on, folks. Stop being so... content with your fucking selves. Please. "

Not everything is what it seems. As a sidenote, that applies to every counterpart in some way.