Pet School

See also: Private Pet Schools

Creation
Poisonshot

Picture Codes
A small cloud: Notes a Flying enemy.

Water: Notes an Underwater enemy

A bigger square: The pet is too big to be in a normal square.

Codes

 * Olive:A thief is reseached...
 * Red:Fire Rise!
 * White:Violent Pet
 * Pink:A Pet Sick

About
Here you may add newborn pets! You may speak to Poisonshot to request a spot.Is there code.

Kindergarten 1
Welcome to the Kindergarten! The Kindergarten is for students that have the average newborn's IQ level or are seriously undisciplined.Is it started, but you can anymore add your pet.

Class(As now)

 * Gym
 * Playing
 * Battle
 * Swim Gym
 * Water Battle

Gym

 * Ballshot:Now make a Ice pratice!Use your Ice Skate!
 * Klory:On deen, tub knaht. (No need, but thank.)
 * Pathie:Slid!Want Slid Slid!
 * Beezis:BZZ BZZ BZZ BZZZZZZ? (Why it's needed if I can fly?)
 * Ballshot:Gym:Theme Ice, Type Race, Difficulty High Snow.
 * Ballshot:Sorry.Wit have some problem.When he go to school, Greed has attacked it!He need to have a temporary cure.This is not enough to go to Pet Hopistal because DMS was angry one minute before it attack with it poison.
 * Pathie:Help!Cure Wit!
 * Misery: Err...Meep? (I needed a line D:)
 * Beezis shot Four Tornado To Remove snow.
 * Ballshot:BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!Finished!Now you can play with your master!

Playing w/Master (NOTE!: Please add your own Chat with your pet. I.E DMS and Misery.)

 * DMS: How was the first block?
 * Misery: ...Wit got sick because of Uncle Greed...
 * DMS: Oh, I see... Don't worry. Wit is already at the Pet Hospital getting treated.
 * Misery: Master, who is Kuipter?
 * DMS:...Something you will never have to worry about, dear.
 * Misery:...Ok...

Part 2
The plot thickens...
 * Misery: ...Daddy?
 * DMS: Yes, what is it, dear?
 * Misery: I got a weird feeling...
 * DMS: What do you mean?
 * Misery: Every time I see Beezis, I get a weird feeling...
 * DMS: Do you think it could just be friendship?
 * Misery: I know what friendship feels like, but this....it feels different... It almost feels stronger then that...
 * DMS: "Suddenly realizes what she really means" *Stares forward for a second, then promptly passes out*
 * Misery: D-daddy?! Are you ok??

ZoshiX and Beezis

 * ZoshiX: How was your first class?
 * Beezis (Translated): Well, fine I guess. I didn't really have to anything. They were ice skating.
 * ZoshiX: Oh, yeah. I heard you helped clear snow so the medics could get to Wit.
 * Beezis: Yup!
 * ZoshiX: Coolio. I brought your favorite lunch, peanut butter and honey sandwich with apple slices.
 * Beezis: Yay! Umm... do you know why Misery looks so weird?
 * ZoshiX: Well, don't tell her that! I... I'm not sure, but she's really nice. I love you, see you after school.
 * Beezis: Byebye!

Samuel17 and Estival

 * Samuel17: How was it?
 * Estival: Great, I got an A in ice skating
 * Samuel17: Great, I'm proud of you.
 * Ruby: Me too!
 * Bascor: Me also.
 * Samuel17: Great. Did you make friends?
 * Estival: Not now...
 * Samuel17: Fine. Ok, we're going home: your mother has a surprise!
 * Estival: What is it?
 * Samuel17: I won't say it now. You will soon find out.
 * DMS- Cameo time! I edited this.

Misery and Beezis (Talk scene)
Well, as you can see here, we have a little plot twist! Wut, a twist? Yea. If you haven't guessed by now, Misery's feelings for Beezis are a bit stronger then vice versa's. Although Beezis likes Misery, Misery likes Beezis in a...different...way. Can you see what I'm getting at here? This is not meant to be offensive, either. And if you STILL don't get it, go [http://fanball.wikia.com/wiki/User_talk:ZoshiX#... here.]
 * Beezis: (Translated) Hi, Misery.
 * Misery:...Hi, Beezis...
 * Beezis: What are you doing here, alone?
 * Misery: Well...No one else talks to me because I look weird...:'(
 * Beezis: Aww, why do people do that? You act very nice.
 * Misery: I don't know...Daddy says its nothing to worry about, that they will look past it soon... You're the first one to do that...
 * Beezis: Yeah...Want to be friends?
 * Misery: ...!
 * Beezis: :)
 * Misery: Ok! :D
 * Beezis: Ok then! :-)
 * Misery:...Beezis?
 * Beezis: Yea?
 * Misery:...I like you. :-)
 * Beezis: Err...I like you too? Anyways, I gotta get back to class. See ya! :) (Floats off)
 * Misery:.....I need to talk to daddy about this feeling I have...

Poisonshot and Klory

 * Poisonshot: Klory, do you have a good note in Ice Gym?
 * Klory:Yes! A+++! And note that I discovered that my graft is like skates!
 * Poisonshot:Do you have friends?
 * Klory:Yes! Squishy and Wit!
 * Poisonshot: Hum hum... its time to return to school.

A Crucial Message
SPG by ZoshiX.
 * Beezis: Hey! there's a message coming in on my communicator thingy!
 * ZoshiX: (On screen, quietly.) Beezis, I'm trapped in a cage in Kuipter's lair. Get Ergoth and his friends to come here, okay? Oh, and be sure tt.................zzzzzzz.
 * Beezis: Uncle Zoshi? Hello?! Well, I better go tell Ergoth.

Battle! (NOTE- If you wanted to talk to your pet, you may.)
NOTE- Misery and Squishy cannot participate in this, due to this being an on-ground fight. Water battles are last block. They have both been excused for this. Warshot:Go make a battle.

Warshot:Battle:Theme Iron, Type Melee, Difficulty Iron Clamps.

Warshot:Sorry.Since nobody make the battle, it not here.

Estival VS Klory!
Klory wait.She want beat Estival!

Jaquib VS Tempest!
No result.

Jaquib Attacks

 * Water Ball
 * Water Triple-Ball
 * Water Thunder
 * Water Storm

Klory Attacks

 * Iron Smash
 * Slid Smash
 * Iron Whip
 * Iron Piledrive

Pathie Attack

 * Bullet Shot
 * Fast Arrow
 * Big Arrow
 * Bigdrive



Swim Train
Klory ran off the swim train because her leg graft is not water proof.
 * Swimshot: This is a swim train!
 * Klory: ...
 * Estival:Run run run run...
 * Misery: Wow!
 * Tempest: Bom bom bom bom bom (I like the swim train!)
 * Bella: Beezis, do you want to be friends?
 * Klory: AAAAAAH!!
 * Misery: Klory?! Oh no, she fell off the train!!
 * DMS: ANOTHER CAMEO! Fixed SPG.
 * Misery: Hi dad!
 * Bell rings: Swimshot: Ok, kids, off to battle class!
 * Wit: Oh boy...
 * Demon: Meheheh...

Battle School

 * DMS: ALRIGHT, MAGGOTS, DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!!
 * Beezis: ...What?
 * DMS: Oh, right, most of you don't have arms....
 * Klory: (Walks in wet) WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME!?
 * DMS: A pet with arms? Ok then. DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!!!!
 * Klory: What? (Gets hit with Stun Ray)
 * DMS: I SAID DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY! (Releases)
 * Klory: *Starts pushuping*
 * Bella: So Beezis...do you want to be friends?
 * Beezis: Oh, sure! You look cool! Why are you glowing like that?
 * Bella: I don't know... I was born like this.
 * Misery: ......
 * Beezis: Ok, then. We're friends!
 * Bella: :D
 * Misery: ....*Seething Jealousy*
 * Klory: Ok, done...ow... my arms...
 * Wit: Good thing he didn't notice me....
 * Tempest: Or me.
 * DMS: Oh, I noticed you. I was just waiting for Klory to get done. GIVE ME 20! BOTH OF YOU!!
 * LD: Can't Beezis and Bella use their satellite-flap things to do some push-up thingy? Oh, anyway, has anyone seen my five-feathered arrow?
 * DMS: Wait... *Pulls arrow out from back of head* you mean THIS!?
 * LD: Lousy stupid G/ddamn students who can't follow simple f/cking instructions... Let me guess... I'm fired, right?
 * DMS: *Smashes arrow where it bends to the shape of your head and stays there* NO. GET BACK THERE AND MAKE SURE THAT THERE ARE COVERS ON THAT WINDOW!! *Kicks LD out of the room*
 * Lazro:*Steps into room*
 * Lazro: *Puts glass in window*
 * Lazro: Bai. May joo has teh good dey.
 * Lazro: Wow! Thanks for the present! :)
 * Lazro: ...DMS, Your mind tricks are amusing.

Kindergarten 1
Class is full! No more pets can sign up here.
 * Klory (Poisonshot Yellow Fairy Grafted Stickman) [[File:Klory(Cared).png]]
 * Wit (Happyman2341 Brown Smiley Stickman) [[File:Wit.png]]
 * Demon (Happyman2341 Red Box Mix) [[File:Demon.png]]
 * Estival (Samuel17 Yellow Roundhead Scorpion) [[File:Estival.png]]
 * Beezis (ZoshiX Yellow Diamond Satelite) [[File:Beezis.png]]
 * Squishy (HGD Blue Sixstar Jellyfish) [[File:Squishy.png]]
 * Misery (DMS Black Unpecied Head Mutated Eel) [[File:Misery.png]]
 * Pathie (Poisonshot Cyan Smiley Gunned Walker) [[File:Pathie.png]]
 * Jaquib (Poisonshot Cyan Star UFO) [[File:Jaquib.png]]
 * Tempest (TFM Green Box Stickman) [[File:Tempest.png]]
 * Bella (DMS Rainbow Gel Satellite) [[File:Bella.PNG]]
 * Nibbles (DMS Green Onigiri Oyster) [[File:Nibbles.PNG]]

Kindergarten 2
20 pets can sign in this class.
 * Trouble (Poisonshot Grey Fruit Vampirize Plane)[[File:Trouble.png]]
 * Guest (Poisonshot Brown-Red Smiley Plane)[[File:Guest.png]]
 * Selfsort (Poisonshot Yellow Meteor Spider)[[File:Selfsort.png]]
 * Moon (Samuel17 Grey/White Roundhead Roller)[[File:Moon.PNG]]
 * Marvin (HankGuideDude Turquoise Triangle Zombie)[[File:Marvin.png]]
 * Eclarious (ZoshiX Brown-Red Big Gel Merman)[[File:Eclarious.png]]
 * Strift (Caagr98 Pink Smiley Gunned Walker)[[File:Strift.PNG]]
 * Leerine (TFM Rainbow Mint Sub-Marine)[[File:Leerine.png]]
 * Lavakins (TFM Red Pointer Oyster)[[File:Lavakins.png]]
 * Paula (TFM Pink Roundhead Scorpion)[[File:Paula.png]]
 * Miami (TFM Green Club Tornado)[[File:Miami.png]]
 * Homer (Poisonshot Orange Hat Merman)[[File:Homer.PNG]]
 * Trix (Gamelover Red Pointer UFO) [[File:Trix.PNG]]
 * Mifa (Poisonshot Brown Fire Gorgon)[[File:Mifa.png]] Note:His Right Arm is Paralized and Floopy due to no bone in the right arm.

Class Rules-

 * If your pet does not show up for a class, they WILL get an F unless you send me a message.
 * It is not required that your pet participates- they just have to show up, and they will get at the least a C.
 * Do not try to kill another pet-I WILL PERSONALLY PINK-SLIP YOURS.
 * INAPPROPRIATE PETS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
 * PEOPLE MAY NOT IMPERSONATE AS OTHERS. AT ALL.

Class 1-Orientation
(Enter your pet's Speech yourself, Please translate within parentheses.)

Lazro:Well, Welcome to class, you...Four, is it? Anyways, Today, we will be introducing everybody and making sure everybody's all comfy. First and foremost, NO, YOU WILL NOT DIE IN KINDERGARTEN. That'd be ridiculous...Anyone there?

Guest:PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF(YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES)

Trouble: J'ai faim. (I hungry)

Selfsort:I will make all myself!

Lazro:Ahehe...Wow...What a reaction...No, where's Moon? She should be here...I guess I'll have to mark her down for truancy. Anyways, moving on, Lunch is next class. Maybe. Sorta. Kinda. I dunno.

Lazro:Well, well, well! A newcomer! Well, say hi to...Marvin, is it?

Marvin: *morse codes*. Translation: Hi.

LD: Are you sure nobody's going to die in Kindergarden?

Lazro-Of course I'm sure. Probably sure. Mostly sure. Kinda sure. Sorta sure. Quasi-Sure. Psudeo-Sure.

Lazro-I'm kidding, Of course! But just to be safe, I keep a hotline to the pet hospital.

LD: Aww, man. I'm getting paid to teach kids how to shoot arrows and I can't even demonstrate how to hit a Green Smiley Walker.

Lazro:Oh, I mean the kids, they won't get hurt. People farm GSWs for food, what's wrong with shooting one...

Marvin: *morse codes again* Translation: Please don't let me end up being martian food all of a sudden (did I really came from mars?)

HankGuideDude: Since Marvin can't really speak, he became handy to use Morse Code (which it took us hours to teach this language)

Lazro: Well, class is drawing to a close. I'll just post your grades on your talk pages...

Bell:BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINGGG!

Lazro: Okay guys, see you tomorrow! Have a nice day!

Class 2-Archery
Lazro-Okay class, just wait until our special guest arrives...

LD- Hello, class! Today I am here to cram some info about archery before time is up. Everyone pick up your bow.

Marvin: *picks up the bow very nervously*

LD- Oh, yes. If you prefer guns, you may see DMS's battle class later. For now, just pick up your bow and strattle the line. Keep your shoulders apart and convince yourself that those Green Smiley Walkers in front of you are Kuipter's disciples. Or you could picture them as SR123 or Speddos. Anyway, get angry at these folks! Rage will help your aim! Just look at Gamzee!

Homer:Hellos!Is ams news!

Poisonshot:Homer just add a s at the end of word.

Lazro-*Sips Iced tea*

LD- Come on, Marvin! Get AGNREH! RAAAEEEEEGGGG!

Lazro-*Chuckles*

Sam17: OMG come on Moon... you didin't went to the school yesterday... take a bow. ARRRRRRR RAEG FACE!

Moon: Okay. Why do you don't like the famous raeg face?

Sam17: Because its ugly -_- (im serious, its ugly! I explode in laught every time I see it).

Moon: Oh... *talks French for fun*: je ne le savais pas (i didin't known it).

Sam17: Great French ;)

Trouble: Je conprens quant tu parle comme-ça, Moon. (I know when you talk like that.)

Lazro:Oh, forgot to tell ya, Shooting arrows will be added to your pet's moves(Move stats same as Bow with Sniper.)

Homer:Eclariouss, yous agrees tos bes friends withs mes?Yous ares alongs as mermans, ands Is likes yous bigs!

LD- ERM. Okay, tilt your body and hold your bows horizontally facing the GSW.

Marvin: *collects raeg and shoots the bow at a single green smiley walker, as it pierced through its skull*

Homer take his bow and shoots arrow and make it throw as Castle Boss.

Byser:NOOOOOOOOOOOO!BROTHER!

LD- Oh, relax. We're in xxxxxxxxxx, which is MUCH farther away from the Castle. Everyone who has not already fired gets points for following directions. Pull back on the string and fire the arrow that has a smiley face painted on it.

LD- Hang on a moment, I dropped my arrow...

Lazro-._.'

LD- Okay. Whoever fired this five-feathered arrow at DMS gets a special surprise. Who did it?

Eclarious: B-but it was an accident! The arrow flew through a window! ...What's the suprise?

LD- Hmm... Go to DMS and apologize. Anyway, how did you guys do on your target hitting?

Lazro-*Straightens Glasses* Ahem...I saw how you were kicked from the battle room.

Lazro-...

Lazro-It's not like DMS to act like that...

LD- YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

Lazro-...Oooookaaaaayyy...

Lazro-*Runs fingers through hair*

Lazro-*Sigh*

Lazro-Oh well. Class is drawing to a close. I'll post your grades...When I feel better...

Lazro-*Coughs*

-Lazro gets hit with a shoe-

DMS- *Hides shoe box* >.> <.< *Warps away*

~IN THE FUTURE~

Lazro-I am happy to present you with your diplomas! First up is- *GASP* GAAAAAAHHHHHH *THUD*

Lazro-*Face turns pale, lips go blue*

Lazro-*Gasp* Someone-*Gasp*-Call-*Gasp*a hospital...ANY HOSPITAL...*Goes unconsious*

Lazro-GAH!*Wakes up on desk**Pant*

Lazro-Whew...heh...only a dream...

DMS- *Slowly rises up to his left*

Lazro-*Turns Quickly*

DMS- HEY LAZRO!!! *Lazro flies out of the chair*

Lazro-YAAAAH!!! *WALLOPS WITH FEAR NO ANVIL*

DMS- *Hand bounces off DMS's head like plastic to metal*.....Hi. HEHEHEHE!!! (Runs off)

Lazro- ...Did that even hurt him??

LD- Nope. DMS is even stronger then Cans.

Lazro- that guy who can clock others into another calendar?

LD- Yup.

Lazro- Yeesh.

Class 3-Medical Training
Lazro-Hi, kids!

Lazro-Kids?

Lazro-Helloooooo?

Trix-What? What do you want?

Lazro-Oh, good, someone's here.

Lazro-Today we will be learning basic healing strategies to...well..keep alive.

Trix- *sarcastic* Hooray, we get to learn! What do we do first?

Lazro- Ok, so first we learn CPR, although I suppose it'll be irrelevant if a pet doesn't have a heart...

Trouble:I wan eat a pet.I mush too hungry.*Eats one of heart removed of pet*.)

Marvin: *has a mortifed look on his face, but then returns to normal*

Marvin: *blinking* (Do aliens have hearts? If so, do they look like a human fist?)

DMS: HEY POISONSHOT! STOP SIGNING IN ON EVERY EDIT YOU MAKE.

Lazro: Trouble, You know the rules.

Lazro: Do not try to kill another pet-I WILL PERSONALLY PINK-SLIP YOURS.

Trix: CPR? What's that supposed to mean? Crazy People Rescuing? *rolleyes*

Lazro: It means "Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation".

Trix: *sarcastic again* Ooh, I can't wait! What's it for, to rescue people who gets bored to death at school?

Lazro: You know what happened to Bruidic. Don't let it happen to you. This is a warning.

Trix: Who's Bruidic? Was that a threat? :o

Lazro: With one word, I could bring your demise.

Trix: ...

Trix: *nervous* So, how do we do CPR?

Trix: Lazro? U there?

Lazro: Sorry, just blanked out for a second there...

Lazro: Anyways, To help us, I've downloaded a program onto each of your Pet-Top JR!!!:)s, we will be using these to learn today. *Wheels out laptop cart*

Lazro:*passes out laptops*

Lazro: Now turn on your Pet-Top JR!!!:)s, then put on the control-band Ultra!1!:))) and use your Mind300011!:))))))) to click on the Heart Icon 1000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!111!!one!:)))))))))))))))))))))).

Lazro:In other words, turn on your laptops, put on the controller headband, then use your mind to click on the heart icon.

Trix: Headband? Those things make my head ache like crazy! It's a good thing I have integrated mechanical technology thingamajigs... I can use it without one...

Trix: *clicks Heart Icon*

Computer voice: Loading lesson, please wait......

* Tinny music *

Computer: WELCOME TO FIRST AID FOR KIDS!!!:))) ver.0.0.1 free liscense

Lazro:*2X FACEPALM COMBO*

Lazro:THIS IS THE SOFTWARE THE SCHOOL GIVES ME?!?!?!

Lazro:*Mutters to self* *Takes deep breath*

Lazro: ...Anyways.

Lazro: Now, click on the level 2 button. Level one has the intro, and we don't want that, do we...

Trix: Okay... *clicks button*

Computer Voice: Hello! Lessson 2: CPR. To CPR be correctly done, one must be careful or patient can die. CPR stands for Cardiopulmonary resuscitation and should be used for patient suffered Cardiac arr---

Computer screen: Your trial period has expired. Please buy this software to continue using it. Thank you for using First Aid For Kids 0.0.1.

Trix: *laughs*

Marvin: *boggles vacantly about the messed-up AI known as a computer*

Lazro: Wait one moment...

Lazro: *Hacks software*

H4xzr0: Th3r3. D0n3.

*Music plays again*

Lazro: ...That was easy. Word was harder than that. (Yeah, That was me. Just forgot to log in.)

Mifa:HI!I new!Do you can make a graft trial?

Trix: Wut? o-O

Lazro: ...That's for the adult version. It has...well...

Lazro: "Red Liquids."

Trix: Like what? Fruit punch? XD

Lazro: Er...Well...No.

Lazro: Anyways, just click on lesson 2, blah, blah, blah...

Trix: *clicks lesson 1*

Trix: Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! You know you want it! >:P

Computer: *BLEU SCREAM OF DEATH*

Computer: Windoze haz encounturd a fatel errur. Plz Restartz teh computor. :)

Lazro: *Snatches Laptop*

Lazro: *Reprograms Computer*

Lazro: *Inserts H4x0r Disk*

Lazro: *Puts computer back*

Computer: *BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH*

Computer: Windows has encountered a fatal error. Please restart your computer.

Lazro: Good Gog...

LAZRAGE: *SMASHES COMPUTER SCREEN*

Computer: *BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH*

Computer: Windows has encountered a fatal error. Please restart your computer.

Trix: Haha! You know Lazzy, this computer is teaching better than you are. At least it tried to give us a lesson! All you did was hack and destroy the computer! SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME! XD

Lazro: ...

Lazro: *clears throat*

Lazro: *Sheepishly* Well, now...Er...

Lazro: It's just that these laptops are about 10-12 years old, it's frustrating working on them, let alone teaching on them...

Lazro: That's why my hackdisk comes in handy: It makes the computers run faster and better.

Lazro: *Ejects disk*

Lazro: *Takes own computer screen off desk, places it on Trix's desk, plugs it in, restarts computer*

Lazro: Now, just change the settings...*Changes settings*

Lazro: Ok, an un-hacked computer. Now are you happy?

Trix: *sighs* Look, if you want me to fix the computer, just ask. I'm an absolute PRO at this stuff...

Lazro: Ah, yes, due to the fact that you're a UFO and...stuff...

Lazro: *clears throat*

Lazro: Well, carry on.*Steps back*

Trix: *flies over to laptop* Let's see, delete unneeded files... Run the disk cleanup... Oh my, GIGS of trash! Delete! No wonder this thing is so slow......

-a minute of tinkering later-

Trix: There! Now just reboot and it will be just like new!

Lazro: ...

Lazro: Wow.

Lazro: That's all I have to say.

Trix: Oh, look, the class is almost over! Finally!!!

Lazro: ...It is? Oh, and speaking about class, Trix, I'd like to see you after class, just you and me, Ok?...

Trix: Whatever...

Lazro: Anyways, Just watch the training video and do the activities on level 2, and when you're done, close the laptops and hand them to...well...I honestly don't know, hand them to me for now...

Trix: Whatever......

LATER

Lazro: Ok, kids! Have a nice day!

Lazro: Oh yes, Trix, come here.

Trix: *annoyed* What do you want?

Lazro: I'd like to commend you.

Lazro: Before you ask what that is, I'll tell you-I'm going to recommend your going to JR Secondary right away.

Lazro: You're a smart kid, and I want you to live up to your full potential. You don't have to go if you don't have to, but I say that you would like it more with kids of your level.

Lazro: So, what do you say?

Trix: *stares* Uh...

Trix: Sure?...

Lazro: Okay.

Lazro: I'll sign you up right away, for next class in Jr. Secondary.

Lazro:*GASP*

Lazro:OMIGOSH! ER, UM, TRIX, STAY RIGHT HERE.

Lazro:*Runs out of room*

Lazro: LUDICRINE!!!WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!...

Trix: O.......k.......?

Lazro: *Bursts back in room*

Lazro: HE'S NOT THERE.

Trix: Wut?...

Lazro: Nevermind, He's here, Come to Ludicrine's class with me...

Trix: Sure?...

Class 4-Pet Training
P.A. SYSTEM: ATTENTION. *SQUEEEAAAKKKKK* IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SKIP THIS *SQUEEEEEEEeeEEEeeEEEEeeEEEKK* CLASS, PLEASE HAVE YOUR OWNER COME AND PICK YOU UP. THANK *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEeeeEEEEeeeEEEEeeeeeEeeeeeeEEeeEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKkkkkkKKKKkkkKKKKKKKK* YOU. :)

*A figure walks into the room*

Gamelover101: Hello ther' kids. 'Sup?

Lazro's PC: ERROR. FORMAT OF SPEECH OF SUBJECT "gamelover101" NOT COMPATIBLE WITH PREVIOUS TIMELINE(S).

Lazro: *Quickly hacks digital clock*

PC: Timeline conflict resolved.

Gamelover101: Lolwut?

Gamelover101: Anyways, hi kids. Welcome to my class!

(no reply)

Gamelover101: Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Gosh, where is everyone?

Marvin: *is acting a bit hyper at this time*

Strift's chair:*CRASH*

Strift: I'm here, under the (now broken) chair. I just pointed at it with my gun, and suddenly it broke! Sorry!

Gamelover101: Oh god, just be careful with your gun. You don't want to hurt anyone here.

Gamelover101: *looks around* Hey, what's Marvin doing?

Marvin: *states that he has been in the sun too long, thus feel energetic like power-thirst *

Strift: Which one should I be careful with? You said my gun, not my guns.

Gamelover101: All of them. Please, don't shoot!

Gamelover101: In the sun too long? *walks over to Marvin* Oh no, sunstroke! Quick, get him into water! Oh my...

Strift:I have a water gun here, but you didn't want me to use my guns. At least it's not my fault.

Gamelover101: *bites lip*

Talk Scene:Veatrice and Misery
(At the Party)
 * Misery- Hello! You're Veatrice right?
 * Veatrice- Yes.
 * Misery- Cool!
 * Veatrice- Hey, do you want to come to my party tomorrow?
 * Misery- Sure!


 * Misery- (At the door) DING DONG!


 * Veatrice- Hello! Come on in!


 * Misery- Hey everybody! Hey wait! Whats Gladus doing here? She's like...old.


 * Veatrice- She's my grandmother!

(Meanwhile Outside) Some time later...
 * Misery-... wait a second...
 * Misery- OH MY GOD! You're BEEZIS' DAUGHTER????!??!?!?!?!?!!?
 * Veatrice- Yea...so
 * Misery- *Pins Veatrice to the ground* IF I CANT BE WITH BEEZIS, NOBODY CAN HAVE HER CHILD YOU B//CH!
 * Beezis- WHAT THE?! MISERY?!!?
 * Misery- Beezis? Is this true?
 * Beezis- Yea, I had a baby, so what?
 * Misery- but...but...I loved you.
 * Beezis- WHAT?!
 * Misery- Yes.
 * Beezis- I...I..don't know what to say. I'm sorry, but this is NOT going to work. Please leave now.
 * Misery- But...
 * Beezis- NOW
 * Misery- (leaves)
 * Beezis- Veatrice, be careful of her, okay?
 * Veatrice- What just happened?
 * Beezis- Oh...honey... (has talk about homosexualism)
 * Misery- I just lost my only friend, who turned out to be a backstabber. Now what? Is life worth living for?
 * -DMS warps in- ...
 * Misery- ..Dad?
 * DMS- I saw what happened... Dear, you shouldn't of done that. You should not of reacted so violently. I can understand your feelings....sort of. You're still young. You don't fully understand your feelings... I will explain. *Tells Misery about her homosexuality, how its not how girls usually do it, and that its not her fault*
 * Misery- You kept this from me for so long!? How could you!!
 * DMS- Dear, you were young. I waited untill you were older, untill you could understand. It was for the best, dear... Now, I'll have a talk with Beezis. Stay here.


 * Misery- *Waiting, scared*


 * DMS- *Walks out with Beezis* Come in, dear.
 * Misery- *Sheepishly walks in*
 * DMS- Well, Misery. What do you have to say?
 * Misery- ...I'm sorry, Beezis... It's just... the feelings I have...
 * Beezis- It's ok, Misery. I can understand..
 * Misery- You can't understand unless you are like me...
 * Beezis- .....
 * Misery- You don't mean...
 * DMS- Oh boy.
 * Veatrice- M-Mom??
 * DMS- Veatrice, I think we should step out...
 * Veatrice- Y...you can't be... serious...
 * DMS- Afraid so. She bred and had you to try and ignore those feelings. It clearly didn't work. Come on, I'll go get you an ice cream...
 * Veatrice- ...I swear, I WILL have my revenge on that... FREAK... for doing this to me...
 * DMS- Come on. Its not as bad as you think. Beezis still loves you...
 * Veatrice- *Doesn't seem to listen, and floats away with DMS as they go out and leave Beezis and Misery to themselves.*

Finally ended. Wow. This plot is as deep as a mining operation. Yeesh.

Talk Scene: Gamelover101 and Trix
Before Trix went to school:
 * One normal morning, gamelover101 walks over to his Dan-Ball base Pet Playground, looking for his Red Pointer UFO. He quickly finds her flying in the sky with her parents.*
 * Gamelover (GL)- C'mon Trix, I got a surprise for you!
 * Trix- Huh?
 * GL- Guess what?
 * Trix- *impatient* What?
 * GL- I just enrolled you in Pet School!
 * Trix- ...
 * GL- Come on! You're supposed to be happy! You'll learn, you'll make friends, you'll have loads of fun!
 * Trix- ......
 * Winxor (Beside them)- Don't worry, she's probably so excited she can't speak...
 * Trix- And just why, did you think that was a good idea?
 * GL- Well, um, uh, oh look, class starts in 15! Better hurry!
 * Trix- Why did you do it?
 * GL- *clears throat* Well, I thought I'd be a good experience for you. You know, everything...
 * Trix- Fine. I'll go, but I won't like it.
 * GL- But why not?
 * Trix had already zoomed away to school. Gamelover gulped, unsure what was going to happen next...

Secondary 1
These classes are for pets who are older or of higher intelligence than that of the Kindergarten.


 * Bear (Happyman's Brown Smley Stickman)[[File:Bear.png]]
 * Danger (King Oskar Red Fairy Walker)[[File:Danger.png]]


 * Gohoo (Poisonshot Gold Box Tumbler) [[File:Gohoo.png]]
 * Digug (Lazro Grey Cyclops Drill) [[File:001.png]](He's getting impatient-What do we do here, exactly?)
 * MellyIV (ZoshiX Orange Cap Alien)[[File:20.png]]
 * Pluto (David7015's Purple Skull Zombie) [[File:Pluto.png]]



Talk Scene:Lazro and Digug
Lazro:Welcome home! What did you do today?

Digug:*Yawns* Just the usual.

Lazro:*Apprehensively*...What's the usual?

Digug: We sat.

Lazro: WHAT?!?!?!?

Digug: Oh yeah, we ate lunch, too.

LAZRAGE: WHAT THE !@#$% IS THIS?!?!?

LAZRAGE: I'M !@#$%ING  PAYING  FOR YOU TO GET EDUCATED, AND ALL YOU DO IS  SIT  IN !@#$%ING ' CHAIRS!?!?!?!?!? '

LAZRAEG:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Digug: Dad. Whoa. Seriously. WHOA.

Narrator: But  LAZRAEG  had already left to bash down the doors of Poisonshot's talk page, and Digug was left staring at a pile of rubble that used to be their house...

Poisonshot:Sorry.Is there not enough pet.

Chester:*Punch out Digug**Turn to this:*

Lazro: NO! DIGUG!

' ULTRAMITELAZRAEG:FEEEAAAAARRRRR NOOOOOOOO ANNNNNNVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! '

 ULTRAMITELAZRAEG: *SLAMS CHESTER INTO GROUND* 

 Chester:*PUNH LAZRO IN 5000000000000 GOO.* I am Rad-Chester.

Reagshot:GET OUT LAZRO!OR I WILL BE HELPED OF POLICE.

 LAZRAEG: Who let you into our Talk Scene, anaways?

DMS: Wow, is that all the raeg you got? COME AT ME BRO!!!

ULTRAMITELAZRAEG: AAAAAAAAAA- (Punches as hard as he can)

-Hand smashes DMS's face. After smoke clears, he still has his original composure-

DMS- Weak. LOL! (Warps away)

Lazro: (Returns to normal) GOOD GAWD HOW STRONG IS HE!?!

LD: No one knows.

Lazro: ......

Lazro: *Takes breath* *Runs off with it*

Jr. Secondary
These classes are for pets who have graduated Kindergarten one or two but still need one more semester of training before moving onto Secondary one. These classes are also for book smart Kindergartners who do not understand certain basic concepts, i. e. how to use a pencil. If students choose to loop, or stay for two years, they will be given a scholarship to Secondary 2.

Students

 * Lita [[File:Lita.PNG]] Ludicrine's Green Hex Submarine
 * Rayne [[File:Rayne.PNG]] Ludicrine's Green Hex Walker
 * Bruidic [[File:Bruidic.PNG]] Ludicrine's Black Bomb Stickman
 * Eclarious [[File:Eclarious.png]] ZoshiX's Red Big Gel Merman
 * Jeopardy [[File:Jeopardy.png]] Poisonshot's Yellow Onigiri Roller
 * Boxill [[File:Boxill.png]] Warwood's Fossil Grey Box Tree
 * Roundill [[File:Roundill.png]] Warwood's Fossil Yellow Roundhead Spider
 * Bleedot [[File:Bleedot.png]] ZoshiX's Tan Hugeface Robot
 * Azuria [[File:Azuria.png]] ZoshiX's Indigo Big Diamond Satellite
 * Fuzzy [[File:Fuzzy.png]] Poisonshot's Purple Eye Bacteria
 * Mischely [[File:Mischely.png]] Poisonshot's Blue Sun Mutated Oyster
 * Youngsnow [[File:Youngsnow.png]] Poisonshot's White Roundhead Walker
 * Swimfree [[File:Swimfree.png]] Poisonshot's Blue Baloon Butterfly

Classes

 * Orientation (Ludicrine)
 * Archery (Ludicrine)
 * Art (ZoshiX)
 * History (Poisonshot)
 * Physical Fitness (Gamelover101)

Orientation
LD- Hello, class!

Lita- Hi, daddy!

Rayne- Hi, dad.

Bruidic does not respond. He kicks the desk in front of him (Rayne) so that his seat tilts back. He then begins talking to Lita.

Bruidic- Sup.

Rayne does not like the fact that Bruidic is talking to his sister.

Jeopardy:My dad is now scary:(.

Roundill is searching for sand.

LD- Er... okay. Welcome to orientatio-BRUIDIC STOP THAT. Okay. How about we introduce ourselves? I'm your teacher. I teach archery and stuff. You go next, Jeopardy.

Jeopardy: I'm Jeopardy?

Bruidic: No one cares.

LD: BRUIDIC, DON'T MAKE ME GET MY ASSISTANT IN HERE.

Bruidic: Do it, b/tch.

LD: Nice knowing you. DMS!!!

DMS: (warps in) Wut?

LD- (Points to Bruidic)

DMS: Gotcha. (Grabs Bruidic and warps off)

LD: ANYWAYS... Back to the introductions. Jeopardy, tell us what you like to do.

Bleedot randomly launches from his seat and begins to dance.

LD: Er... you are...?

Bleedot: Oh! Sorry. Is random dancing against the rules? I'm Bleedot, Hello!

LD: Well, hello! Everyone, this is Bleedot. He randomly dances. Jeopardy, take some time to think about what you like to do.

LD points to Azuria.

LD: And who are you?

Azuria: I'm Azuria. You probably know my sister, Beezis. My family has problems. "sigh" But I guess this is alright.

Eclarious: Oh! So now because your dad raped my mom means I have PROBLEMS? Sheesh.

LD: Alright, alright, break it up, or I'll call my retarded creation.

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch.: VXX ULAANJ?

LD: I DID NOT CALL. Go back to your refrigerator.

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch. goes back to his refrigerator and eats a hobo.

LD: See kids, THIS is why we DO NOT use Cryogenesis...

Bleedot: So...What kind of classes will we be taking?

Roundill: Sand Searching!

Roundill starts to collect sand from LD's boot.

Boxill wakes up.

Boxill: zzzZZZ... Oh?? huh??? Oooh... Sorry, i was sleeping :P

Roundill: ... Well, I am Roundill and i don't know what i like.

Azuria: Are you sure you don't like sand?

Eclarious: Have I introduced myself? I am Eclarious. I like water sports.

Roundill: No, I like collecting sand for my sandball, but i cant find my ball so i start over.

LD: No, there will be no sand-searching. We will have Art, Archery, History, and possibly more.

Roundill: Awwww... Why do i have to learn history? I am History.

LD: Don't say that about yourself! Besides, you'll probably do really well on the class and you could fill us in on some details you may have witnessed.

Lazro: *Pops head in through window*

Lazro: Hi, have you seen my C0mp13t31y 4w35om3 H4x0r d15k?

Lazro: Oh, there it is on Brudic's desk, thanx!!!!!11!!!11!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!one!:))))

H4xr0: 0h, 4nd 0n3 m04r th1ng, why n07 d0 hi5t0ry 0f 54nd? (Oh, and one more thing, why not do history of sand?)

Mischely:My Turn:Do not make me make a fight with me as I use my secret ability if you dont want be throttle by me!

LD: Uh... I don't think that we have any problems with fighting here...

Rayne: Dad, how come you aren't teaching all of the classes?

LD: I'm going to be out at River 2 and 3 doing some bargaining with... someone. How about you introduce yourself now?

Rayne: I'm Rayne, and... uh... Ludicrine isn't my dad.

LD: Well... it's a fact. I'm still your family guardian, though.

Lita: Hey! I was supposed to say that!

LD: How about you go next, then?

Lita: Hi! I'm Lita. I'm from a royal family!

LD whispers something into Lita's ear.

Lita: Oh... okay.

LD: Okay then. Who's next? Or did I get everyone... oh! Jeopardy, back to you.

Jeopardy:Hi i'm jeopardy.Sorry for sourd when I eat, it's my liver graft.*roll back*

Poisonshot:Jeopardy is going be adult.Tomorrow a liver graft remplacement will be do!

Jeopardy:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Roll back*

LD: Alright. Fuzzy, go introduce yourself to the class. I need to leave!

LD runs out the door.

Boxill: Who's Fuzzy? I know i am Boxill that likes to help my dad... euhh reviver...

Lazro:*Bursts through door*

Lazro:*Looks around hurriedly*

Lazro:*Runs back into hallway*

Lazro: LUDICRINE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT...

Poisonshot: Sorry. Fuzzy can introduce himself now, but he's in a hurry for something.

Fuzzy: Hi! I'm Fuzzy. I'm very jumpy. I am a Purple Eye Bacteria!

Jeopardy:AHHH! BACTERIA!

Poisonshot: Jeopardy, time to get your graft replacement!

Jeopardy: *%#?*%#*(%

-All of a sudden, Hearts Boxcars busts through the wall. He and Bleedot start dancing like no one's f/cking business.-

Archery
LD: Sorry I'm late, guys. Had to deal with a certain Demon-Turtle combo... anyway, if any of you need a break, you can rest on that couch. But this isn't very tiring.

Rayne: What's that thing?

LD: Exactly what it says. Blue fluid.

Rayne: Erm... but what is it?

LD: The school says I have to label all liquids, so I labelled it "blue fluid". It doesn't matter what it is.

Rayne: ...I don't understand how drinking... that... is a problem.

LD: It's a disgrace to my species. We're not supposed to drink blue stuff.

Lita: Can we just start already?

LD: Fine.

Youngsnow: Hello, Mr. Ludi! What we do now? Oh, and Fuzzy told me to tell you he's on a very special date. You already know Jeopardy is in the hospital for replacing his graft!

Roundill: Start please!

Boxill: Yeah, start!

LD: Lift your bows and straddle the line in front of you. Turn your head toward the GSWs. Do. NOT. Shoot.

Roundill: Shoot?

LD: GOGBEAVERDAMNIT! NO!

Roundill shoots anyway.

LD: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

Lita: Daddy's angry...

HS 00FF00 (LudicrousDemon (LD))

HS 00FF00 (LD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! >.C)

Lazro: *Walks in with Trix*

Lazro: Ludicrine, this is your guest, Trix.

LD: Oh, hi.

Lazro: I've commended Trix, so she can skip Kindergarten and go to JR. Secondary, if she likes it, she can go, with your consent, of course.

Lazro: ...Kids never change, do they?

LD: Eeh, okay. Trix, are you good at archery?

Boxill: F*CKD*MN, i cant get my bow off the ground.

DMS: -Picks up and smashes over head-

Boxill: G/D/MNITSOBPOSMFAFFF!!!!

DMS: Raeg. XD

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch.: VXX ULAANJ?

DMS: NO. Go back to your incubator.

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch.: JCRN BFNR. TVN! -Goes to incubator and eats fetus waste.

DMS: -_-'

Youngsnow: -Walks to DMS- Excuse me? Um... I have this strange feeling for Misery... and I'm not sure how to bring it up...

DMS: Tough Skittles. She's a lesbian.

Youngsnow: But I drank a growth potion! Poisonshot told me I was large enough for her now!

LD: POISONSHOT SAID WHAT AND YOU DRANK WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

DMS: Wow. 2X FACEPALM COMBO!! -Kicks Youngsnow into a hole in the wall. He lands next to Bruidic, who is chained to a wall-

Youngsnow: Who are you? Why are you here??

Bruidic: Listen man... You've gotta get me out of here before IT gets back!!

Youngsnow: It? Who is It?

Bruidic: -Gulps-

Ao Oni: MISS ME? OH LOOK. WE'VE GOT ANOTHER GUEST. JOY!

Bruidic/Youngsnow: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

-Back outside the wall-

Trix: What do we do here?

LD: You shoot stuff.

Trix: -.-

LD: Anyways... Ignore the screams coming from the wall. That's just.... the wall people.

Trix: What's going on there, anyways?

LD: Torture for the bad kids.

Trix: Lolwut?

LD: Want to find out?

Trix: No?...

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch: V-

LD: NO. FOR THE LAST F/CKING TIME NO. LEAVE ME ALONE. DMS!!

DMS: Gotcha. (Kicks ESTMRS,B through the floor. He lands in a garden sprinkler in Hell.)

LD: Urg. Thanks. -_"

DMS: -Turns into a TF2 Spy- What did they expect? HAHAHAH!! (Vanishes)

LD: Wtfwut. o_"

Aradia: HS 880000 (AA: l00k i can make it happy ouo)

LD: ...

Aradia: HS 880000 (AA: it l00ks silly i kn0w...)

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch: VXX ULANNJ?

LD: How the hell did you... UGH. >.(

Trix: Kewl, a bow. *picks up one*

Trix: Awesome! What do we shoot? You? :p

LD: ...YES. SHOOT THAT WEIRD FREAK.

-ESTMRS,B gets pounded with arrows. He walks out of the room and eats Lazro's h4x0r disk.-

Lazro: DAMNIT!

Trix: *chuckles* Heck, that disk was no good anyways. All it did was crash computers.

Lazro: No, I once hacked the Pentagon with that, and anyways, I have copies.

Lazro: *Quickly DDoS's LD User page*

H4xr0: m3h.

Lazro's Computer: Error. Access Denied to page 'User:Ludicrine'.

XirtGirl2300: 0WN3D. WH0'5 73H H4X0R N0W???

Trix: *ahem* Just an example of what I can do. /:)

Lazro: *Glares* Well, there are some things I can hack with a screwdriver, stamps, packing tape, and cardboard boxes.

Lazro: *Takes out Screwdriver*

Lazro: *DISMANTLES TRIX'S COMPUTER*

Lazro: No, Wait, I have a better idea...

Lazro: *OPENS HARD DRIVE*

LAZRO: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

LD: Does something with a stick of gum to Lazro's cell phone

LD: *Calls Lazro* You have all of the phone numbers. All of them, whether you like it or not. See, I learned to h@X from watching The Core! .D

Poisonshot:WHO HAS MAKED THAT TO YOUNGSNOW?YOUNGSNOW IS CREATED VIA CRYOCREATION!I have also a new pet for you:Swimfree!

-- HS FFFFFF (ButterflyFish) HS 0066FF ([BF]) HS FFFFFF (began communing with arachnidsGrip) HS 005682 ([AG]) HS 0066FF (BF: <(Hi Vrisk^!)>) HS 005682 (AG: Hey! That was very rude. You don't just 8utt into convers8ions like that!) HS 005682 (AG: That's our job, remember? :::;))

-- HS FFFFFF (LudicrousDemon) HS 00FF00 ([LD]) HS FFFFFF (joined the conversation.) HS 00FF00 (LD: There will be no Pestering in this class, Swimfree.) HS 0066FF (BF: <(Aww, m^n...)>) HS 0066FF (BF: <(Vrisk^! Quick! Wh^t's Erid^n's Trolli^n t^g?)>) HS 005682 (AG: Which Eridan? The pet or the troll?) HS 00FF00 (LD: Swimfree. Off. Now. >.C) HS 005682 (AG: You're no fun.) HS 00FF00 (LD: Just remember who has higher authority than you, Serket.) HS 005682 (AG: Just remem8er who manipul8ed The Mistress to cutting out your eye >:::;))

LD: You're translator's having a field day, PS. Anyway, it seems that Swimfree has an... attachment... to his laptop. Could you make sure he doesn't do that during class?

The following is a scene that corresponds with The Cravolca Files. It is continued at this page.

Lazro: Hey! Thanks, LD!

HS ADFF2F (leetRobotics(LR) started speaking to leetRobotics(LR)) {{HS|ADFF2F| LR: Hai me. I is chatting I. :)