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=Memia: The Lost Continent=

Introduction
There have always been rumors that Pitfall Island hides some secrets. But how many of these rumors are true? And which ones are just fairy tales? The one true story, is that it has been connected to a continent so large, it seemed to have no end, and so great, the treasury was as large as Trolland is now. It's name was... Memia.

The History of the Great Continent
Memia was the world of coincidences. The land of might and democracy. And the cities were many and large. And they were named things like Foreveralone City, Fsjaltown and Raegington. And those were just coincidences, nobody had heard of Foreveralones, Fsjals or Raegfaces, except the Trollfaces of Trolland, but they didn't affect any names in Memia.

The Fall
There was a village named Raegington to the far south-west. The inhabitants were plotting against the dictator in this fair democracy, and not a single one liked this nonexisted dictator. But Trolland, the little anarchy in the north-east nobody cared about, was unhappy. They were unhappy, because the Trollfaces had always hated Raegfaces, and even the mention of the word "Raeg" made them shudder, and they were also just generally bored. So they figured out crushing the village would fix two things: It would wipe Raegington off the map, and it would be fun. So they marched through the country, planting pomegrenades and painapples everywhere, until they reached their destination. And as soon as they did, they covered the village with ruins, as catapults were not invented. When they were successfully back home, after planting raidishes on the way back, they detonated it all. The fireworks were talked about decades later, and the whole continent was soon a legend, and only a small island was left... And from this we can learn one thing: Never mess with Trolland.