The Return: Their Time to Shine

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Attempted rewrite of Minor Character Story: Their Time To Shine. Credits:
 * DMSwordsmaster: Writing the original MCS
 * A, Mori: Writing this story
 * ZoshiX: He gave me permission

Prologue
Lazro: A what??!!

Hankvi: I said a vacation.

Lazro: You're going on a vacation?!

Hankvi: Yeah.

Lazro: You do know that everyone's gone, right? Revelian and Luna are on their honeymoon, you know this? And Zoshi and Pinkie are on a date somewhere off the continent. And Lud's gone to who-knows-where?

Hankvi: Yeah, I know.

Lazro proceeded to shake Hankvi violently.

Lazro: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH HANK?!

Hankvi: Please stop shaking me, Lazro! I am the real Hankvi, there is no imposter!

Lazro let him go, staring at him intently.

Hankvi: Since almost everyone's gone, I thought now would be a good time to close down shop for just a bit...

Lazro: You... Don't want to keep working...?

Hankvi: Well, not all the time.

Lazro started to look sick.

Lazro: Did I accidentally stumble into some alternate dimension or something? I mean, it's cool, because it doesn't get much more random than that, but it's really creeping me out!

Hankvi: Aheh... Just, could you be here to feed the pets daily? The machines are a bit bad when it comes to that, and we really don't want them to go hungry.

Hankvi went to the door, carrying several purple bags as he walked out.

Hankvi: Okay, this is being left in your hands. Good luck!

Hankvi gave a wink before leaving.

Lazro: I have... Responsibilities... Huh...?

Lazro took up a heroic pose, appearing fueled with this newly-gained sense of purpose.

Lazro: I won't fuck this up, guys!!

He giggled slightly, amused by his own antics. He then saw the clipboard left on the desk by Hankvi, and went over to pick it up.

Lazro: Okay, so I have to feed... 9,000 PETS!?! BUT THAT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND...! Oh who am I kidding, it's only equal.

With a slight sigh, Lazro then went up to take on his duties.