User:Aeinstein/My Stories/Chapter VII: Gathering New Allies

Preparing For An Impossible War
The following day, the 3 emperors had a meeting in Aeinstein's tower...

Aeinstein: ok, so, why did you wanted to have a meeting, herobrine150400?

herobrine150400: well, it's pretty simple, do you know the Dark Emperor of Space?

armorplayergc: yes, i do, he's really known, he have VERY powerful allies, and he's son of Chaos

Aeinstein: is he that guy who think he rule the Universe, but he only take the taxes until Chaos give him the power to rule the Universe, and because of that he's very spoiled and conceited?

herobrine150400: YES! ^.^  HE'S DEAD!

armorplayergc: WOW! i can't believe it! he is the best warrior there is! whoever killed him, had begun a war!

herobrine150400: so, gather as many allies as you can, i had begun a war!

Aeinstein and armorplayergc: ...

herobrine150400: ? he wanted take trillions in taxes from us!

Aeinstein: everybody have to pay taxes!

herobrine150400: since we had began a war, we MUST have allies, and i know a good one to start! each of us will talk so somebody, ok?

Aeinstein: ok, i already know a good one!

The 3 emperors had travelled to other kingdoms, to try to get some friends...

Aeinstein was the first to arrive, he arrived in the Town of the Mages, he wanted to talk with the mage king...

Mage King: YOU DARE COMING HERE AFTER YOUR DARK MASTER ALMOST DESTROYED THE WORLD?!

Aeinstein: Vânoöathôô is NOT my master anymore!

Mage King: do you really expect me to believe the Darkness V is not your master anymore!?

Aeinstein: he is NOT my master!

Mage King: prove it!

Meanwhile...

armorplayergc: AH! the sweet sweet water of the sea of Phällàū!

Ö'Cean: what are you doing there?

armorplayergc: i'm drinking the sweet water of this sea!

Ö'Cean: you mean THIS water i'm standing on right now?

armorplayergc look to Ö'Cean, he was walking over the water...

Ö'Cean: come here!

armorplayergc and Ö'Cean had gone to Tír Na Nóg (the capital of Phällàū)

armorplayergc: so, who rules in Phällàū?

Ö'Cean, well, i do, but i'm here because the REAL king is absent

armorplayergc: how's the real king like?

Ö'Cean: he's blue, meh, he's nothing very special...

armorplayergc: he's blue? everyone in Phällàū is BLUE!

Ö'Cean: yes, we are!

Meanwhile...

herobrine150400: hey, hunanaB!

hunanaB: hi, herb! :)

herobrine150400: well, i wanted to ask you one thing...

hunanaB: what?

herobrine150400: i want ask for your help...

hunanaB: WOW! really?!

herobrine150400: yes, we are getting close to a war, hunanaB, we must gather allies! otherwise, we will LOSE the war! and if they attack me, they will attack you, since you're my friend!

hunanaB: well, i think i should show you one powerful thing!

herobrine150400: powerful?

hunanaB: i will show you, my arsenal, it's made of rockets, they are thrown up to the space, and with them, if you type the coordinates of where you want destroy, they will land on the place you have put the coordinates!

herobrine150400: are they powerful?

hunanaB: if you want destroy a city, a town, or kill some people, yes, if you want destroy the world, they are still weak, but i have a LOT of them!

Meanwhile...

Aeinstein: how do EXACTLY you want me to prove it?

Mage King: yes, well... errrrr...

Aeinstein: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW?!

Meanwhile...

Ö'Cean: armorplayergc, because of one unexpected visit that you, along with your friends made to here, in Phällàū, Dr. Z.Q. have shot a laser that killed and destroyed almost everything in our kingdom, what can you say about it?

armorplayergc: ok, it was my fault, but what is done it's done!

Ö'Cean: and why have you came back here? you just wanted taste our sweet water? a water that is sweet, even in the sea, a water that have a delicious sweet flavour that no one resist, and some people even come here without permission, just TO DRINK A SINGLE CUP OF WATER?!

armorplayergc: no! i came here to-

Ö'Cean: ok, but you WERE drinking our water!

armorplayergc: you have a whole sea only with that water!

Ö'Cean: but we don't have infinite water!

armorplayergc: ok, your water is AWESOME, but i came here to talk about the-

Ö'Cean: Tír Na Nóg is one of the 19 towns that weren't destroyed by the laser, all the other OVER 500 TOWNS BECAME DUST!

armorplayergc: but-

Ö'Cean: and that's not all!

Meanwhile...

hunanaB: these rockets can be feared through the whole world! i can sell some of them to you!

herobrine150400: well, i really like mass destruction, have anyone else bought it?

hunanaB: Phällàū, Northern Woods, The Hell, the Resort, and a few other kingdoms...

herobrine150400: how much does it cost?

hunanaB: it cost only 50.000.000$

herobrine150400: i will buy a lot of them!

hunanaB: you have tens of trillions of money!

herobrine150400: talking about that, how much do your kingdom have?

hunanaB: arround 100.000.000.000$ over 91% of that money came from weapons, guns, mass destruction and things

herobrine150400: what things?

hunanaB: i'll show you an example:

hunanaB take a microphone and call to The Hell kingdom...

hunanaB: ALRIGHT HELL! YOU HAVE ONLY 15 MINUTES TO GIVE ME YOUR MONEY BEFORE I THROW SO MUCH ROCKETS AT YOU THAT YOUR KINGDOM WILL BECOME DUST!

herobrine150400: you can't do it!

hunanaB: can't I?

hunanaB's friend: the Hell answered: "No, if you turn our kingdom into dust, it would make no difference at all!"

hunanaB take his microphone: GUYS! throw 20 rockets in random places through the hell kingdom!

herobrine150400: YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

hunanaB: i'm doing it already!

everybody can hear the sound of the rockets being shot!

hunanaB's computer: IMPACT WITH THE HELL IN 1 MINUTE!

herobrine150400: NO! hunanaB, that's not you! you have so much money with weapons, guns and whatever, but the people from your kingdom! they are in a misery!

hunanaB's computer: IMPACT WITH THE HELL IN 45 SECONDS!

hunanaB: herb, i'm losing power already! i MUST show strength in front of my people!

hunanaB's computer: IMPACT WITH THE HELL IN 30 SECONDS!

herobrine150400: *facepalm* you wouldn't need to do it if people from your kingdom could love you instead of HATING you!

hunanaB's computer: IMPACT WITH THE HELL IN 15 SECONDS!

hunanaB: NO! i have swore to do be a dictator when my father was almost dying!

hunanaB's computer: IMPACT WITH THE HELL IN 7 SECONDS! THE ROCKETS ARE GOING DOWN NOW!

hunanaB's computer: 6!

hunanaB's computer: 5!

hunanaB's computer: 4!

hunanaB's computer: 3!

hunanaB's computer: 2!

herobrine150400: For Chaos! stop this madness!

hunanaB's computer: 1 second!

hunanaB: NO WAY!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hunanaB's computer: an area of about 90.000 square kilimeters was sucefully destroyed from the world! showing real-time satellite images now!

herobrine150400: OH CHAOS! WHAT HAD WE DONE!?

hunanaB: i have shown you, how to become more powerful!

THE END