User:Fire InThe Hole/RANDOM SHIT

Some things...
I saw a few fanon weapons that made me go 'whut' when I saw them.

- French Sword

"Note: This is a special weapon that makes every enemy hit singing the "Marseillaise" and disabling them to attack."

- Watermelon Explosion had me rofl:

"Note: Makes enemies replace their next attack with a speech bubble saying "Nom Nom Nom". Fast attackers are apparently fast eaters. Enemies that only attack when attacked like Mushrooms or Cacti will just cry (speech bubble with the text smiley for crying) immediately when hit."

What the hell...

- Globus Cruciger

AT: "I dunno lol something powerful I guess"

Oh the lols.

- Megaslappinghand

You didn't even bother to give it stats. IF YOU'RE DOING  WEAPONS LIKE THAT PLEASE JUST FILL IN THEIR STATS? Whoops.

If this is normal stuff here, I might as well try my hand at that soon.

- Awesome Mask and Troll Mask are definitely going to show up.

Oh look, DMS added a chat pic:

Click to view fullsized. I think it's lag/slow reading of the Wikia servers.

You know, I'd definitely flip like that in that situation.

Rrrrraaaaaantssss (aka the Rantbox)
So this is a nice box to confine the ranting in. This box is absolutely no box. The box is a Lie, definitely. THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX, a study about creativity overdosing. Oh and the fact that THE MOON IS NOT MADE OF CHEESE is completely consistent with the text below, which contains a similar thing (THE BOOKSHELF IS NOT MADE OF HAIRPIN)

OH GOD NO THE RANTBOX HAS BEEN BREACHED AND THE RRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNTTSSSSSS HAVE LEAKED OUT NUUUU.

BOOKSHELF forms
OH MY GOD THIS IS BULLSHIT SQUARED.

No, the BOOKSHELF is going to be only a FEW things.

- BOOKS(teel)HELF/BOOKS(tone)HELF:

Use the BOOKSHELF as a shield. You can't attack with melee weapons when doing this. BOOKS(teel)HELF can also be used as an anvil, but you can only do so once per battle. It does 300-450 physical damage.

- BOOKSH(ot)ELF: Instant-kills one non-boss enemy and will do 450 damage to anything that is a boss, but it ignores any strength the boss might have.

[Warning: reading following text may implant bits of insanity in your mind]

AND NO, FFS NO, FOR FUCK'S FUCKING SAKE NO, THE BOOKSHELF WILL NOT BECOME A HAIRPIN THAT WORKS. '''IT WILL NOT BE ABLE TO MIMIC THE HAIRPIN. I DO NOT LIEK DIS SHET BECAUZE ID IZ NOT OREGINUL.'''

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

[End of insane text]

It will only become the BOOKS'H(airpin')ELF which is a fake HAIRPIN, in case anything is scared of it.

If someone still thinks this thing looks too much like Lazro's epic randomness weapon, please flame me for it and I'll flame Josewong for throwing the BOOKSH(airpin)ELF on here.

Complete and Utter Bullshit
"GOF FUCK" (LD I think)

Golf fuck?

I intend to write some bullshit joke story that goes in the category of which I have thrown the name onto the place where the title of this section goes.

NO YOU. I CAN'T BECAUSE MY BOOKSHELF R FAIL.

Wait wut.

Oh, have I mentioned that this page is twice as messy as my profile page? I think I might want to clean it up someday...