User blog:DMSwordsmaster/reviewshit.avi4 - Although the physics engine sucked moldy ass crack

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HS Ff0000 (CONTENT WARNING - The following blog post contains poorly written sex and cringe-inducing detailing.)

HS Ff0000 (Hello, everyone! DMSwordsmaster here with the long awaited continuation of "Crappypasta: Why the Internet Can't and Sh-"er, wait, what? This isn't a horror story?)

HS Ff0000 (Well what the fuck is it then?)

HS Ff0000 (...A Hollow Knight smut fic with a series of random events, with ideas added by the readers?)

HS Ff0000 (...Are you sure this isn't a horror story?)

HS Ff0000 (A-Anyways... Um. Hello, everyone! DMSwordsmaster here with... Ah... "Fanfucktion: Why the Internet Can't Write for Shit"? Yeah, we'll go with that.)

HS Ff0000 (Okay, I'm partially kidding. Believe it or not, sometimes, Fanfiction isn't literally the worst thing in existence. S-Sometimes. I mean, most of the time it is, but... No, positive thoughts!)

HS Ff0000 (Anyways... Maybe I should start this with an intro for those not in the known. Hollow Knight has become one of my favorite games... Ever, as of recently. It's got everything I like - A gigantic, interesting world to explore, varied yet simple combat, and it's hard as balls! In a fun way, of course. If you're into that sort of thing.)

HS Ff0000 (It's also got some pretty strong writing! Generally. Hollow Knight's writing is very... Loose, I would say. Very open ended, open to a lot of interpretation. Which isn't inherently a bad thing. I prefer my stories more grounded and in the open, but, I can appreciate Hollow Knight's strengths! I mean, I think the one character everyone beats their meat over is overrated as absolute hell, but hey! That's just my trash opinion!)

HS Ff0000 (And HK is by no means a perfect game. It's got flaws. I don't like the later content packs introduced (Mainly Godmaster), some of the difficulty does veer into the unfun scenario, the map system is an annoying piece of shit mostly because of the "Requiring a charm notch to see where the fuck you are on the map" thing, and Team Cherry's radio silence is so deafening I'm pretty sure you couldn't drown it out by banging your head against a wall. But, for the most part, my experiences with Hollow Knight are positive ones! So, I hold it in very high regard.)

HS Ff0000 (So let's look at a shitty fanfiction that takes everything nuanced, unique, and interesting about Hollow Knight and does... Nothing with it... Say hello to "Hollow Knight Lemons". The author's very first story! Well, the first story they've posted onto Fanfiction at least. They're apparently more active on some other website, but I don't fucking care. Jesus Christ...)

HS Ff0000 (Now, to elaborate on the story itself. The story itself involves contributions from the audience. Audience members can choose their character, add an OC (oh god), and describe the situation and theme for their story. This theme list includes examples such as "Lust", "Love", and... "Rape"...)

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HS Ff0000 (Mercifully for us, this first chapter is just "Lust". Unfortunately for us, it involves an OC! Wooooohooooo! Stab me with a nail right now...)

This is the first chapter featuring the character Echo, which belongs to HS Ff0000 (NAME REDACTED), and Hornet, which belongs to Team Cherry. Enjoy! HS Ff0000 (Don't hold your breath on that, kiddo.)

Hornet walked around Lake of Unn, kicking tiny pebbles with each step she takes. She'd just finished losing in a battle with The Ghost/Knight and she is exhausted. HS Ff0000 (Here we go with the first of many, many gripes. There's a lot of telling without showing. Instead of showing Hornet being tired or frustrated by her actions, the story just... Says she's tired. To be fair, the kicking pebbles thing could be... Interpreted as her frustration, but that's an incredibly tiny and vague detail. Also, pick a damn name, don't just call the Knight by literally every fucking nickname it has.) She sat down next to the acid and looked down at her reflection. HS Ff0000 (Already, we've got another issue; this story just ups and assumes "Nah, you know what Hornet looks like. I mean, you're reading a HK fanfiction, you're bound to know!". That's not good writing either.)

Ever since she'd met Echo, her core HS Ff0000 (Her huh? Wa-huh? Is "core" slang for a vagina??) had been moist and she couldn't stop thinking about him, especially after he saved her in Fungal Wastes and carried her bridal-style back to Dirtmouth. HS Ff0000 (Aw Gawd... Not only is it a self insert thing, we've got a Gary Stu self insert!!) She shook her head, attempting to get her mind off of the bug, but she just kept thinking about him again. HS Ff0000 (And we have the characters acting wildly out of character because of an OC. This is what we call "self aggrandizement"!)

Hornet then slowly started to finger herself, HS Ff0000 (Oh okay just whip this out of nowhere) moaning in delight, her moans echoing through the whole area. HS Ff0000 ("Did I mention she moaned? Also, she moaned. And another thing, she m-") It was guaranteed that someone would've heard her, what she didn't care; she just wanted to get rid of this awful heat. She started to finger herself more, her fingers(?) HS Ff0000 (We... We really need questions of the anatomy IN the fucking story? Just choose a damn interpretation! Give her hands or don't!) becoming wet with her female-liquids. HS Ff0000 (That is totally what I'm gonna call pussy juice from now on. Female-liquids!) She screwed her eyes shut HS Ff0000 (Oh, you won't question her shell, but you'll question whether or not she has hands?) as she was building up to her orgasm, craving something bigger inside of her. HS Ff0000 ("I wonder what will happen.")

Just as she was about to snap and have her orgasm, Echo caught her while exploring Greenpath. HS Ff0000 (Wa-wait huh? Ec-I mean Jackass caught her while she was... She's sitting at the Lake of Unn! She's not exploring Greenpath! Unless she decided to finger herself as she walked, in which case, WHAT?!) She quickly turned her head to look at him, they both blushed madly and Hornet covered her core. HS Ff0000 (Oh, okay. I guess it is. What even?? Who the hell calls a vagina a "core"?! That sounds more like what you'd call a heart or something, not your fucking clapper!)

"Echo?! What are you doing here?!" She yelled, a hint of lust in her voice. HS Ff0000 (Nah, if you walk in on a lady jilling herself without any sort of consent, there ain't gonna be lust, home-boy.) Echo shuffled his feet, embarrassed, "I-i HS Ff0000 (Capitalization error) was just looking around." HS Ff0000 (Oh, by the by, no, we don't actually get a physical description for this asshole either. He's just a random bug who, for some reason, Hornet has the hots for. I believe there's a term for that, but I can't... quite... put my tongue on it...)

Before Echo could process what was happening, Hornet tackled him, pinning him down to the ground. HS Ff0000 (Oh. Okay, yep. Gary Stu, everybody. Main character suddenly decides "WE FUCK MAEK BABES NAO") He yelped in shock, his member became hard. HS Ff0000 (Pfffffffffffffff) Before he could react any longer, she slammed her core HS Ff0000 (Stop... Stop calling it a core! It is not a core! It is not something you shoot! Er. Uh. I mean, technically it is, but... Shut the fuck up! Stop calling it that! Just call it a fucking vagina! Pussy! Cunt! Snatch! Lady lips! Womanhood! Any actual slang for a vagina that isn't... "Core"!!) down onto his member, sending a wave of pleasure through both their bodies. Echo moved around underneath her, as he was still a virgin (well, not anymore). HS Ff0000 (Do we really need these kinds of descriptions??)

Hornet then moved her body up and down, in a repeated motion. HS Ff0000 (IKEA-brand sex!) She let out tiny moans of pleasure. Echo got used to it and started to buck his hips up. They both let out a scream in ecstasy from the intense pleasure. HS Ff0000 (They made tiny moans except when they didn't make tiny moans because I can't decide what they should be doing!)

Echo shivered, screwing his eyes shut before letting out his load into her. He held still for a moment before pulling his member out and getting up from underneath the dominant lady. HS Ff0000 (Yup, that was it. That limp sex scene was yer lot. Hope you liked that poorly written trollop, you horny assholes! Fuck's sake, I could write better shit than this!) Hornet frowned; he came so quickly, even before she did!

"Thanks," the male mumbled as he cleaned himself up before bounding away, leaving Hornet alone. HS Ff0000 (Wow, what a jackass. You finally fuck a... I... I guess Hornet's supposed to be hot... you finally fuck Hornet, and then you just pop and run like a limp! The hell?) She lay on the floor, covered in their fluids, fingering herself so she could have her orgasm before leaving from the opposite way, forgetting to clean herself. HS Ff0000 (Stop, sentence! You're running away!) "That stupid bug," she mumbled to herself. HS Ff0000 (I know it's pulling the "lol ugu im tsundere" card, but that sentence is like the one believable sentence throughout this trollop.)

Hornet arrived at Dirtmouth, walking towards the bench where The Ghost/Knight was. The Ghost/Knight was blushing in embarrassment. "Shit, you saw…" HS Ff0000 (And we end an incredibly stupid chapter with an incredibly stupid punchline. Where the author can't decide whether to call the Knight "The Knight" or "The Ghost". Again.)

HS Ff0000 (So that was the first... Technically second, but the first chapter is just explaining how the formatting works... chapter of "Hollow Knight Lemons". It's shit. The writing is shit, the smut is shit, the characters are super shit... It's a shitty pile of shit, and about as helpful to Hollow Knight as a six month delay between news on Silksong. I dread to see what other chapters will be added for this shitheap... I'll keep me eye on it, though! For you. You sadistic pricks. DMS out.)

HS Ff0000 (EDIT - This story seems to basically be dead, so... I guess I won't dread seeing what other chapters will be added! A shame, too, because bashing this shit is too goddamn funny.)

HS Ff0000 (Also, the one review of the story.)

HS Ff0000 (NAME REDACTED) says - "You are disgusting" HS Ff0000 (Thanks for the best experience I had with this story!)