Talk:The Greenhouse/@comment-3126873-20130724161042

SANTABRO. (The following description is the most vile thing you will ever see in your life. It goes against all of my morals and I have blocked it out for your sanity. For those brave enough, edit this comment to see his description.)

Santabro, or "Santa's Brother", is a mentally-ill middle-aged pet who insists that his sex life and sex drive are much grander than they really are. He is the single worst rapper on the face of the planet, but that doesn't stop him from doing it frequently. His voice is often layered and accompanied with brass sounds, causing those that hear him rap excessively to lose their hearing, as well as their sanity. He's not allowed to reproduce EVER under various intergalactic and universal laws. When idle, he tends to thrust his mushroom up and down in a disgusting manner. He will make you lose faith in all you hold dear without even trying.

HE IS SANTA'S BROTHER. HE IS HERE. IN YOUR AREA. CAUSING MASS HYSTERIA.