User talk:Caagr98

Things
Your new signature makes things hard to read. Just saying. Also, I need people to vote on my newest poll before I can update SR/RPG. Which I REALLY want to do. LD -  Mailbox, Pet Store (I started this!), Parade help, and Resistance 01:13, April 7, 2011 (UTC)


 * Does this work better? 05:52, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

WHOOPSYDAISY.
Lee/Vec is yours. LD -  Mailbox, Pet Store (I started this!), Parade help, and Resistance 19:24, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, thank you. And does this sig work better? 19:36, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
 * The sig looks great. Anyway, if you tell me what your pets are, I'll gladly make a deck for you. WHAT MISPRINTS I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. LD -  Mailbox, Pet Store (I started this!), Parade help, and Resistance 19:59, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

I haven't said anything about any misprints. And the only pets I have is North Byser and Lee/Vec. That is why I want some more. A card deck with only two cards may feel a little small. 20:05, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

And I think I want Kowso too. 06:59, April 9, 2011 (UTC)

Wut?
How do you do the "I want new messages" thing? LD - Mailbox, Pet Store (I started this!), Parade help, and Resistance 20:05, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

I use the template User:Caagr98/Templates/NewMessages. 20:06, April 8, 2011 (UTC)
 * IT WON'T LET ME VIEW THE SOURCE GAAAAAAAAAH! I want floaty messages :( LD -  Mailbox, Pet Store (I started this!), Parade help, and Resistance 20:46, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

Do you mean this code?   I want new messages.   06:53, April 9, 2011 (UTC)

Rock...
I can use your rock in water?I will got you credits.The picture is differant.User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 20:39, April 8, 2011 (UTC)

Okay. 06:52, April 9, 2011 (UTC)

Signature request
Can you design a signature for me? I'd like a Deep Blue Border, Cyan text BG, black text and a link to my contribs and talk page like yours. Ivan247 06:14, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

I think you need to go here to ask for an signature. Spam - Vandalism 12:29, April 10, 2011 (UTC)

Please ask at the signature shop instead. 12:35, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

BTW, do you mean like this? Ivan247 Talk Page Contributions  Ivan247 Talk Page Contributions I made the border Navy, since Deep Blue didn't exist. Also, change the §§§ into any border style. In the preview, I used Solid. 12:52, April 14, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks! Ivan247 Talk Page Contributions  09:11, April 15, 2011 (UTC)

About your signature shop
Im searching for work and i would like to work on your signature shop, so creating sigs will be much faster (now i know to make those border sigs!). Samuel17 18:36, April 17, 2011 (UTC)

Good idea, you can start working when we get a new customer. PS. Why don't you use that very complicated sig? I think it is better to show people our skills. 19:59, April 19, 2011 (UTC)

Hmm, it don't seem like one can edit someone else's userpage/subpages... 19:01, April 20, 2011 (UTC)

My sub-pages is on my wiki*... i may create my own sig shop, so pepole might come to my sig shop if you're busy. Samuel17 00:19, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

* I mean the Dan-Ball wiki... S   a    m    u    e    l    1    7    Talk Page Contributions  (i tooked it!)

Okay. 05:55, April 21, 2011 (UTC)

Are you there
If you are then visit this page :- Some page

IQ
You can create his IQ.User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 12:28, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

What do you mean? 12:34, April 24, 2011 (UTC)

Sig
Have you forgotten about my sig? TFMaster 12:41, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, apparently, sorry. Here is it:    ~TFMaster~   Talk Page Contributions    ~TFMaster~   Talk Page Contributions 13:27, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, but can you make the text to Old English Text MT?    ~TFMaster~   Talk Page Contributions

Okay, I changed the above post. 15:38, April 26, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks, But I like the normal text.    ~TFMaster~   Talk Page <span style="font-size:55%; color:olive; vertical-align:0%; position: relative; right: 2em;" title="Contributions">Contributions  03:57, April 28, 2011 (UTC)

ABOUT TIME Gah Caps Lock
This is your card deck. It has: Lord Trollus I (Sig), Cashades, Emereel (Water, Big), Cerberus Tree (Megaboss), And (Fusion Base), Lee (Fusion), Vec (Fusion), Tespa (Warrior), and Lessie (Warrior). C-Tree is blue cuz he's a Megaboss. If And is on the field, summoning Lee and/or Vec will allow for a fusion, which will increase HP and change the moveset around. You can also fuze all three for epicness. Tespa and Lessie just have a Warrior marking as opposed to drawing guns that wouldn't fit.

Your gold Deck Support is DeFusion. When played, all fuzed monsters that are defeated revert to their previous states, but they cannot morph back with the same cards. LDXD=D- The Generic Disaster 22:59, April 28, 2011 (UTC)


 * Thank you, but can you add North Byser too? I forgot to ask for him. 14:04, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
 * Oh, I can only fit that many, sorry. LDXD=D- The Generic Disaster 22:49, April 29, 2011 (UTC)
 * Okay. 05:27, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

Want you...
...make a battle with mine Wrath?You can choose any pet!User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 11:44, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, Lord Trollus I is preparing for the battle. 13:08, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

Ok.Here Wrath:User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 13:25, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

Now battle!User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 13:26, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

Lord Trollus I is done! Behold: Lord Trollus I Ninja form! Let's battle! 13:27, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

Attack me!User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 13:28, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

Lord Ninja I attack wrath, but now, wrath all reag on Lord Ninja I and Lord Ninja I lose his leg and hand!User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 13:34, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

That's too much Engrish for me to understand, so Lord Trollus, use the Magnetic Razor Shuriken! And sing a little to Wrath, please. 13:37, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

Wrath avoid and shoot a thunder beam at Lord Trollus I!Also:He a Plane.It can destroy a tree just by touch it!With his wing, Wrath cut lord trollus leg!And his crown!User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 13:41, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

This is what happened to Lord Ninja I!User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 13:49, April 30, 2011 (UTC).

Wow.A Baby of 1 hours have beated Lord Ninja I!User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 13:51, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

I now leave to Play Titan Quest (Any game)User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 13:55, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

Congratulations for beating an illusion. The real one was hiding in the shadows, creating more illusions. It starts flying Magnetic Razor Shurikens from everywhere, and nobody knows which ones are real, if any. 14:23, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

So, Wrath making the same attack everywhere!User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 14:41, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

And misses. 15:11, April 30, 2011 (UTC)

Continued here. 12:33, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Strift
Your pet has arrived! Check the Breeding Center for more info. You have my congrats, sir. Also, I bear a gift: She has her very own revolver like her parents :D LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred 17:21, May 1, 2011 (UTC)

Mini Eos
This is what Eos became after he was defeated by C-Tree and had his evil influence removed. Since you already own C-Tree, you can have this. Since, technically, this is C-Tree's son. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 10:07, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, thank you. 12:26, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

Grades for Classes
Orientation-

Grade:F

Reason:Your pet(s) did not show up, therefore they got an F for truancy.

Your Pet's Teacher,

Lazzy teh Grape, A.K.A. Lazro 22:08, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

Quick Question
Why isn't Mini-Eos in your pets? Just wondering. :/ DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 20:30, May 4, 2011 (UTC)

Forgot to add him. 05:39, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Also, I don't know what category to put him in. 05:42, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Well, your main categories are "Pets I made" and "Pets from other users", and a sub category in that is "From the Adoption Center" so you can put another sub category and say "From DMSwordsmaster". Sound like a winner? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 09:50, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Might work. 11:13, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

...Then do it. :/ DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 11:52, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Oh. And one more thing...
''...Windows X is acually connected to your computer now. If one of its chains is dead, then your computer might get screwed up and if it dies completely, expect a BSoD and a new computer...''

I should've mentioned that earlier, did I? 20:39, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

No, I have Windows 7, not Windows X. And also, I was at a computer at school when I asked if I could adopt it. 05:32, May 6, 2011 (UTC)


 * Oh no... 0_0 14:33, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

Super/Sub script
How it works? Warwood 20:10, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Ghost. LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred 19:55, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Please sign your psts by typing ~. It's easy to use; just type undefined or undefined, a text in the middle and then end with undefined or undefined , dpending on which one you used. For example THIS becomes THIS. 20:00, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

(Ghost:sorry xD) okay thanks! i am going to put it in it Warwood  20:10, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Linkimages
how can you link images to wikia pages? .:Warwood:. 14:28, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

Inside the image tag, after the filename, type |link=WHATEVER PAGE YOU WANT. Example: becomes. 14:40, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

Okay cool... It does not work -_- .:Warwood:. 16:35, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

It should work. And you didn't type |link=User:Caagr98/Pets, right? 19:05, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

Animated GIF
Can you please make me a animated transparent GIF of this picture rotating like a similar fashion of the fire bars in Irritation Stickman. Something like this But slower and with more pictures so it looks realastic (like you made for ZX) with your high quality GIF maker. When it will finish, put it in the right corner of my sig linking it to the adoption center. Do you need s? <span style="background-color:lightyellow; border:5px ridge gold; -webkit-border-radius:1em; -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold; -moz-border-radius:1em; -moz-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold;">   ~TFMaster~   Talk Page <span style="font-size:55%; color:olive; vertical-align:0%; position: relative; right: 2em;" title="Contributions">Contributions  07:28, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

Like this? I can make it transparent if you want. Also, I don't like the fan boon system, so everything I do is free. 13:14, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. Make it transparent and put it in the right corner of my sig. <span style="background-color:lightyellow; border:5px ridge gold; -webkit-border-radius:1em; -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold; -moz-border-radius:1em; -moz-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold;">   ~TFMaster~   Talk Page <span style="font-size:55%; color:olive; vertical-align:0%; position: relative; right: 2em;" title="Contributions">Contributions  15:27, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

Like this?<span style="background-color:lightyellow; border:5px ridge gold; -webkit-border-radius:1em; -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold; -moz-border-radius:1em; -moz-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold;">   ~TFMaster~   Talk Page <span style="font-size:55%; color:olive; vertical-align:0%; position: relative; right: 2em;" title="Contributions">Contributions   <span style="background-color:lightyellow; border:5px ridge gold; -webkit-border-radius:1em; -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold; -moz-border-radius:1em; -moz-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold;">    ~TFMaster~   Talk Page <span style="font-size:55%; color:olive; vertical-align:0%; position: relative; right: 2em;" title="Contributions">Contributions    17:21, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. Make it transparent. <span style="background-color:lightyellow; border:5px ridge gold; -webkit-border-radius:1em; -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold; -moz-border-radius:1em; -moz-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold;">   ~TFMaster~   Talk Page <span style="font-size:55%; color:olive; vertical-align:0%; position: relative; right: 2em;" title="Contributions">Contributions  17:43, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

Already did. 17:56, May 11, 2011 (UTC)

Thank you very much.

Done.
Lee is alive and well. I transferred his memory into program data and installed it into a robotic body. Vec has a new body as well. Diamond Head could not be saved. Oh well, he didn't have a brain anyways. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 17:42, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

Hey, it was the diamond head who had the brain. 18:12, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

....Oh. Errm.... Ok then. Heh... Ok ok, I'll be sure to put robotic brains with their memories... Ok. Done. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 20:35, May 14, 2011 (UTC)

Request
I want a animated gif of this picture.Please make his eye turn black and after red like ZoshiX icon animated please.Could also make it transparent?User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 20:35, May 16, 2011 (UTC)

I don't understand what you mean. 10:55, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

I think he means red/black eye smooth transition... if he really meant this... 11:03, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

Oh, now I understand. I think. 11:05, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

Yup.User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 11:15, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

Like this ? 11:18, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

Sure!User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 11:20, May 17, 2011 (UTC)

I want that picture animated by jump in snow.Want you enter a pet in Sport Center?And you will have a new clan?When it have 8 clan, Hockey start!User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 11:53, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Refresh Pets
Cause, y'know, L&V are no longer dead, cause, y'know, I made robot bodies for them and, y'know, gave em robot brains with their memories, so, y'know, although they're seperate, they're, y'know, ALIVE!?! DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 17:24, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, I know, but they were still killed by Greed, even if they aren't dead. Also, I think they would prefer to be one being like before, if that's possible. 18:21, May 18, 2011 (UTC)

Sadly, that is not possible. It's easy to make a robot body with a robot brain with the memories of past life, but to combine two seperate beings with different brains would take a horrendous amount of time and effort. They might even die in the process. Sorry, but this is the safest way. And no, making a diamond head stalk that has one brain would also be difficult, because Lee and Vec both have different personalities. To make a robot that can change personalities depending on who it controls would not work. It would be a single tree waving around L&V like puppets. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 13:46, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, like it was before. 15:19, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

The thing is, both of them have different personalities. I cannot combine their brains into one stalk. As I said, it would be very difficult to manage. By your respone, you WANT me to remove their brains, and make a single entity to control them both? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 16:23, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

I'm not sure, but either is was so before or there was two brains inside the diamond. 18:59, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

I believe that there were two brains inside of the Diamond. I know, I'm eating my words on how difficult it would be to create that... But in a way, I'm still right. The fact that L&V survived this long with this two brain system is a genetic mIrAcLe. So, the only thing I could do was to make a new brain and use it to puppet the Lee and Vec bodies... But even so, it would not know who you are, what happened, or anything. I think that leaving them seperate is the best choice for their well being. They sure seem to be surviving long enough as is, aren't they? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 19:44, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

You may be right, but I don't understand why you can't fuse their bodies like Duotrope. 19:47, May 19, 2011 (UTC)

HS 808080 (CG: WHAT, DO YOU WANT ME TO SHOVE A METAL ROD THROUGH BOTH OF THEM?! THEY'D BE COMBINED WELL AND FUCKING GOOD THEN! BAAAAAAAH!!!)



DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 02:36, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

Sounds like you think it's better to not do so, so okay. 05:31, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

Done
And, thankfully, his eye graft is not really noticable. Well, there's a red pupil. That's the best I could do. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 01:15, May 20, 2011 (UTC)

:D
You know what is Minecraft!Do you have a beta accound?If yes, choose any server free withoud Whitelist and free to build.User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 20:09, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

Yes I have. Well, it is my brother who have it, but I use it too. 20:21, May 22, 2011 (UTC)

Hate to be a crappy burden, but...
Could you make my animated GIF blink occasionally and look like its actually flying? (aka moving slightly up and down) If so, thank you very muchness. I'm getting jealous of DMS's GIF. ZoshiXProfileTalk 00:52, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

Can try... 05:22, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

Done! I updated it. 19:40, May 23, 2011 (UTC)

Request2
Could you make me a animated gif of this:Make something like Bleedot.User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 11:33, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * I was the one who made the fast Bleedot jig. If Caagr doesn't want to make it, I could do that some time later today. LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred 11:58, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * Sounds a bit hard. I'm not very good at making animations if I don't get more exact instructions. Sorry. 13:29, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * Hyperjig instructions:
 * Hyperjig instructions:


 * Sweep left leg
 * Sweep right leg
 * Kick left leg
 * Kick right leg
 * Crouch
 * Flip (Invert the picture)
 * Land (Possibly add a happy expression)
 * Do something crazy relating to the pet doing the jig (Bleedot used towels to clean up his blood)

LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred 19:30, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

I'll try... 19:35, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

I can't think of anything crazy for him to do... 19:40, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * Then give him a troll face- WAIT NO. I guess the color of his/her head could cycle? LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred 19:48, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * Can try. Also, should I make it transparent?
 * P.S. [[File:ZoshiXJig.gif]] 20:16, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * I don't make mine transparent, but it's your choice. I use Monobook, so it comes out white to me. Anyway, I rofl'd at the ZoshiXSprite being a Yoshi. LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred 20:22, May 27, 2011 (UTC)


 * Yeah, what did you think it'd be? A Goomba? Also, [[File:NicmidJig.gif]] 20:26, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * <SBAHJ>Who where you expecting, the Easter bunny> </SBAHJ> Coolio. LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred 20:29, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * I don't understand. 20:32, May 27, 2011 (UTC)
 * It was a reference to something. LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred 19:24, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Okay. 19:25, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Stupid troll in my shop
Take the troll away, or I delete it alone!!!!!

NEVER DO IT AGAIN!!!!!!

King_Oskar (very angry)

It wasn't me who added it. I only added the credits. 16:56, May 27, 2011 (UTC)

Stridark's ded(sic)
Yea. Not so heavilly guarded, now is it? Mourn your loss and get over it. You knew I disliked him. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 23:48, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
 * All of this could have been avoided if someone had just decided to give him toy orbs as opposed to making him born with soul orbs. Probably. LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred 23:52, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
 * No. Ultimate Stickman was not supposed to breed. The child, as given in a prophecy, would of ended the world. This prevented it. Unless something stupid happens, like, oh, it coming back to life. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions[[File:Dark_Matter_Floating.gif]] 23:56, May 28, 2011 (UTC)
 * I understood it was the only way to calm you down, so I told my guards to not do anything. 07:05, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
 * It wouldn't of mattered, either way... Smart move, though, since there is only 1 casualty... DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions[[File:Dark_Matter_Floating.gif]] 18:19, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
 * I understood that. That's why I did it. 18:22, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
 * And that's why it was a smart move. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions[[File:Dark_Matter_Floating.gif]] 18:23, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
 * Yes, it was. I'm not VERY stupid, you know... And I won't even ask you to revive him... Don't worry, I won't breed Ultimate Stick again. 18:27, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
 * Good. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions[[File:Dark_Matter_Floating.gif]] 18:32, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
 * Yes, it was. I'm not VERY stupid, you know... And I won't even ask you to revive him... Don't worry, I won't breed Ultimate Stick again. 18:27, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
 * Good. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions[[File:Dark_Matter_Floating.gif]] 18:32, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
 * Good. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions[[File:Dark_Matter_Floating.gif]] 18:32, May 29, 2011 (UTC)


 * But it's okay if I breed Hidinja again, right? 18:33, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
 * Yes. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions[[File:Dark_Matter_Floating.gif]] 18:34, May 29, 2011 (UTC)
 * Yes. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions[[File:Dark_Matter_Floating.gif]] 18:34, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

...
What the helc did you do to the FB template? I need to go replace all of those with (Find out what number it was before and put it here) 0 and whatever spam they wanted to put. >.C LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred 02:35, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

I thought all FB-related pages was sandboxes? 07:04, May 29, 2011 (UTC)

Weird.
I was walking around my castle, when I found a large egg. DNA scans show that it is related to Cerberus Tree. I wonder who could of bred with her. Either way, I will not kill this child, as there is no crazy prophecy behind Cerberus Tree. However, as a result, I will be keeping this egg for myself. Do you have any objections? I'm all ears. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 22:14, June 8, 2011 (UTC)

It's okay. But I can visit sometimes, okay? 05:32, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, you may. The egg still seems somewhat far from hatching. I haven't the slightest what it will be. Another 3 headed tree? Some tree/person crossbreed? (NOT a Treant) Who knows? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 17:03, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

I wonder what it is too. Also, are you sure it isn't Eos child? I think they have similar genes. But I still don't have a clue what it will be.

P.S. When I visit, I'll take C-Tree and Eos with me. They may want to meet the child. 21:08, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

...Wait, what about North Byser? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 23:02, June 9, 2011 (UTC)

May be a good idea to take him with me, too. 05:32, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

....You think Eos is the father, don't you? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 13:43, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

I think so, but I'm not sure. I don't know how we would get to know, either. 13:54, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

That isn't quite what I meant. I already know who the father is. And it isn't Eos. Or U.Stickman. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 14:11, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Who is it, then? 14:25, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

North Byser. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 14:58, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

So that's why you wanted me to take NB with me? Also, do you know when it will hatch? 15:06, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Few days, few weeks, who knows? Also, you don't seem too suprised that he is the father. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 15:23, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

I was, I'm just bad at expressing things like that in text. 16:39, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Cultus
Well, the egg hatched. Cultus was born with an X Base and missing her left and right hands. Her face was also mutated. So, I took her to the hospital and attatched a laser blaster and a laser sword, the latter of which can transform into a hand when not in use. I also added a hover machine to the lower half of the X Base. She is very healthy. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 18:40, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Good job. Now cure eventual teslitis. Umm... Please? And what disease does Cultus' sword have? 19:18, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

...Its just a laser sword. If I put a disease in the sword, it would wind up poisoning Cultus herself. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 21:39, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Okay. But I think it's a bit odd that both parents belongs to me, but you get the baby. 21:56, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Would you like me to use my admin powarz and take both parents? Or would you not mind me having the baby and you having the parents? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 22:02, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

I don't complain, but I just think it's a bit odd. BTW, I thiught it was called Admin Pawahz? 22:04, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

Also, I think you should add NB and Cultus on Veyron's family tree. You know, C-Tree is already there. 22:11, June 10, 2011 (UTC)

I'll get to that. But what I want to know is why the hell you thought Eos was the father when he is C-Tree's son. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 02:41, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

I just thought it was the father who was related to Cultus instead of the mother. 07:03, June 11, 2011 (UTC)

GIF
Lets create animated GIF of every species' movement. <span style="background-color:lightyellow; border:5px ridge gold; -webkit-border-radius:1em; -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold; -moz-border-radius:1em; -moz-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold;"> ~TFMaster~   Talk Page <span style="font-size:55%; color:olive; vertical-align:0%; position: relative; right: 2em;" title="Contributions">Contributions  10:35, June 12, 2011 (UTC)
 * You would need permission from the creators first. It's like you're a black market businessman or something, gog. LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred 15:37, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

Are you my boss or something? 06:13, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Hidinja's Hurt.
The bitch tried to sneak into my base for some reason. My heat-sensor'd turrets spotted her and filled her with lead. She's at the hospital right now, but I'm filing charges for invasion of private property and breaking and entering. Care to explain why she was there? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 16:36, June 12, 2011 (UTC)

I would like to know that too. 03:07, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Well, you better be talking to her and finding out, because if I don't get a good reason, I'm filing charges. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 03:21, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

My only guess is that she snuck in an egg... 06:12, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Or maybe she didn't like that you killed Stridark. 12:17, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

I've talked to her, and it seems she snuck in to hide the egg to show she wasn't angry for the loss of Stridark. I'll probably try to get an animated child from her and Shinold AGAIN. At least they seems to like each other. And I was surprised that she was detected at all, but realized she's unable to hide the heat, which was detected by the turrets. I also want to apologize if she broke something to get in or anything like that. 15:57, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

But that doesn't explain why she would hide the egg in MY PLACE. Did she do it as some sort of symbolic act of semi-trust? Or did she actually do it as a "We forgive you" gift? Its odd, really. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 17:27, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

She wanted to say that she wasn't angry because you killed Stridark, and who would she say that to if not you? 17:41, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

That does not explain THE EGG, good sir. Also, if she wanted to tell me she wasn't mad at me killing Stridark, she could of come up to me in BROAD DAYLIGHT and told me, not sneak into a heavily fortified castle with ARMED GUARDS, HEAT SENSOR TURRETS, AND OTHER ASSORTED DEATH TRAPS to tell me. Also, WHY DID SHE BRING THE EGG? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 17:43, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know why she didn't just give it to you, but she wanted to give it to you. And she said Shinold accepted that she did so. 17:45, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

I see. But tell her if she wants to talk to me, just come up to me in DAYLIGHT and tell me. And if she's, idk, nocturnal or something, tell her to go to the castle door, press the big red button on the door, and I'll see to her. Alright? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 17:47, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

She seems to be a bit afraid of sunlight for some reason, and she don't really know what all these big red buttons do. 17:49, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

-Headesk- Then tell her if she wants to talk to me, send a note or a letter to the tube outside. There's one RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE GATE. It will come to me, I will read it, and I will let her in. OR IS SHE AFRAID OF BIG LONG TUBES AS WELL? Getting kind of frustrated here. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 17:51, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know why she didn't do that, but she didn't want to make anyone angry. She also said she dropped the egg at your backyard when she was attacked. Maybe you should go search for it. 17:54, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, I found it... sort of. It hatched. And I can't find the baby. GO D <font color="#FF0000">EDIT: GBEAVER DAMNITSONOFABITCHPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLEFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!! DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 17:56, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Found him! ...Or her.
Yeah. Turns out she was standing right there. I just COULDN'T SEE HER. She is almost completely invisible. She can also glow if she wants to. What to name her.... DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 18:04, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know. And since Hidinja wanted you to keep her, I reccomend that you do. 18:22, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

After doing a bit of translations, I decided to call her "Varkain", Finnish for Stealth. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 19:05, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Okay for me, not that I could deny an admin that pleasure. 19:08, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Hidinja is teaching her some ninja techniques, such as the art of sneaking, etc. She's doing pretty good. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 19:18, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Sounds good. Does this mean Hidinja has recovered? And that she's learned to press big red buttons? 19:31, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

And a possible explanation for not using any tubes or buttons last time is her careful nature. 19:53, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

Yeah, she apparently has. Also, that doesn't surprise me. Varkain is getting pretty good at combat. (Still not enough to beat me, of course, but she's doing ok) DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 20:13, June 13, 2011 (UTC)

You're not doing your best, are you? 15:31, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

What you mean? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 15:51, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

If you did you best then she would already be dead. 17:21, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

Question
What is the template for your pets (the one with the IQ, gender)? <span style="background-color:lightyellow; border:5px ridge gold; -webkit-border-radius:1em; -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold; -moz-border-radius:1em; -moz-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold;"> ~TFMaster~   Talk Page <span style="font-size:55%; color:olive; vertical-align:0%; position: relative; right: 2em;" title="Contributions">Contributions  10:20, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

User:Caagr98/Templates/CustomSRenemy. 10:22, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks

But How do I copy it? <span style="background-color:lightyellow; border:5px ridge gold; -webkit-border-radius:1em; -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold; -moz-border-radius:1em; -moz-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold;"> ~TFMaster~   Talk Page <span style="font-size:55%; color:olive; vertical-align:0%; position: relative; right: 2em;" title="Contributions">Contributions  10:29, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

Like the normal one, but with |taxonomy= |IQ= |gender= somewhere in the code. 10:35, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

Template
Please edit this Template:SR pet|page. And how do you change your font color? <span style="background-color:lightyellow; border:5px ridge gold; -webkit-border-radius:1em; -webkit-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold; -moz-border-radius:1em; -moz-box-shadow: inset 0px 0px 10px gold, 0px 0px 10px gold;"> ~TFMaster~   Talk Page <span style="font-size:55%; color:olive; vertical-align:0%; position: relative; right: 2em;" title="Contributions">Contributions  15:37, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

No. 17:04, June 14, 2011 (UTC)

The fuck is with him?!
Yeah. Today, some guy came to my abode. He said that it was time for Varkain's "Elite Training". I dunno who the fuck he is or why he came there, but apparently some new order said that they wanted Varkain trained more and sent him to do it. Oh, this is the guy's picture. He sounds pretty snarky. Anyways, I sent this to ask if Hidinja approves of this. After all, she is Varkain's mother. Also, one last thing- you've got 3 days to prove yourself active, or we will be forced to confiscate your pets. So reply to this within 3 days, alright? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 15:53, June 19, 2011 (UTC)


 * * slips a note from HGD's talk page, saying he (C98) won't return until 626...* 21:28, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
 * That helps. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions[[File:Dark_Matter_Floating.gif]] 22:17, June 19, 2011 (UTC)
 * I don't know who that guy is, but he looks like one of the bosses from An Untitled Story. Also, I'm back now. 20:35, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
 * You've played it? 0D Anyways, disregard this whole message. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions[[File:Dark_Matter_Floating.gif]] 23:41, June 26, 2011 (UTC)
 * You've played it? 0D Anyways, disregard this whole message. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions[[File:Dark_Matter_Floating.gif]] 23:41, June 26, 2011 (UTC)

Yes, I play AUS. 06:52, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Cultus, and a request.
I have decided to give Cultus to you. This is because she is very lonely in my castle. She gets along great with my pets, but I have decided that she should be with her family.

And now a request. Is it ok if I make a dark story involving Cultus and the newborn child? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 18:27, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

It's okay. 18:44, June 27, 2011 (UTC)

Minecraft Battle?
Would you to fight Herobrine?User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 12:28, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, here's your opponent: Sssplosive! 12:48, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

Herobrine use Griefl!Herobrine is starting grief Sssplosive!User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 13:38, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

I can kill Herobrine instantly. How?

DMSwordsmaster used: Proof he doesn't exist!!

Herobrine faded from existance!!

BECAUSE HE'S AN URBAN LEGEND. GOD. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 13:41, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

This is not a legend!It real if you have Human plus!Plus, it's a pet with herobrine look, not herobrine!User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 13:46, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

HEROBRINE IS AN URBAN LEGEND GOD DAMNIT. RAAAAAAEG!! I SHOULD JUST KILL THAT SCUM AND BE RID OF HIM. I THINK I WILL!!!



NOW MOURN YOUR LOSSES AND I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TRY TO SAY THAT HE'S STILL ALIVE BY SOME IGNORANT FLUKE I'LL CUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 13:52, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

That's okay for me. I would have let Sssplosive kill it if you didn't. 13:56, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

I'LL SPARE YA THE TROUBLE OF LETTING YOUR OWN PET DIE. OR YOUR PETS BABIES DIE. WHY LET PEOPLE GET KILLED TO SOLVE A PROBLEM WHEN YOU CAN JUST FELL THEM IN ONE BIG SWOOP?! AHAHHAH!!! STUPID FUCKING URBAN LEGEND!!! DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 13:58, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

I don't like that noob legend either. 14:10, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

War Stop
I make the war stop:Because I WONT fight you.You started a war for nothing.User:Poisonshot parade.Special Training Monster 14:03, July 1, 2011 (UTC)

I haven't ever started a war on you. Blame the trolls in Trolland. And yourself. 08:06, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

If we canceled the war in such an early stage, there would be civil war in Trolland. Peace, in this case, is not an option.09:13, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Don't you see?! THEY WANT YOUR HEAD YOU FUCKING GIT. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 09:24, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

We don't. We're happy if your (Poisonshots) head is changed into Trollface. And of course the heads of your pets. But most of our inhabitants won't stop when that is accomplished.09:32, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Request for Trolland.
I request a large amount of pre-coded Troll Antidotes. This is in case one of my pets somehow gets infected with TD. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 09:33, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

This would be impossible, if we don't know what pets are going to be infected. The best thing we could make is a temporary immunity, but it might take a while to make.09:52, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

YA MEAN YOU CAN'T JUST MAKE A CURE THAT CAN CURE ANY PET IF THEY CATCH A DISEASE?! SIMPLETON TROLLS! YOU SHOULDN'T OF EVEN CREATED SUCH A NUISANCE PLAGUE!! I'M GOING TO RESEARCH MY OWN CURE!! AT LEAST MY SCIENCE TEAM ISN'T A BUNCH OF SLACK-JAWED IDIOTS THAT GO AROUND SCREAMING "TROLOLO" ALL THE FUCKING TIME!! INGRATES!! DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 10:15, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

No More TD
This is your one and only warning. You have 3 hours to destroy the Troll Disease. If you do not, I will make an example of my power by destroying the red circle here. And if you think you barbarians can attack my castle, then think again. Your disease will not affect my castle. After doing some research, I've developed a barrier that destroys the disease. I will use this if you attempt some sort of biological bombing. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 10:27, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

It's for safety reasons, we don't want anyone else to cure their pets without our permission. And we would discourage research of another cure, since it would result in your scientists being infected. But we can assure you, the vaccine is done. Another solution is to give you a terminal that can easily access our servers (and mask it as "war emergencies"), but only if your safety is sufficient, which it is, seeing not even Hidinja could sneak past. Do you accept this solution?10:31, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

No. This virus is a global threat. In the hand of such idiots, it can become a worldwide crisis if used for evil. I want it DESTROYED. If you won't, I WILL. Take this message as you will. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 10:34, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Seeing your attitude, we turn out not to have any choice. But is it okay to, instead of destroying it, making it cure itself after one hour?10:40, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

DESTROY IT. I AM RUNNING OUT OF PATIENCE. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 10:42, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, we will. We will also accept curing Pathie and Mushy, because you wouldn't accept anything else. Happy now?10:46, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

...Knowing trolls, they'll probably just create an "O face disease" or a "RAEG DISEASE!!!!1!@!!!!2112!!!!@@!!@!@!1!!@23@@!@3###"-Lazzy teh grape 10:57, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Create any other form of disease, we will be forced to react with violence. And nah, leave Pathie and Mushy Trololo-ized. They deserve it. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

And damn. I'd thought I would have to fire the laser. I had even whooped up a GIF by myself for it. 0-( DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 10:50, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

For demonstration purposes, this is what would of happened if you did not destroy the disease. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 11:14, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Okay. And we're not interested in any other heads than Trollface, so don't worry. But you can fire your lasers anyways, but at another target. And you know Trololong would continue his/her endless trip on the seafloor, right?11:19, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

You apparently didn't notice the fact that Trololong was vaporized by the laser. He/She would of died instantly. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 11:30, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

You haven't read his/her stats? He/She survives until all heads are destroyed, and he/she has got infinite heads. But that doesn't matter, it never happened. But we are a bit interested in hexes, but not enough for a disease.11:37, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

WARNING!
Something weird has happened to my Satellite AI. It seems to be malfunctioning. It would be best to be careful and have an anti-satellite-laser bunker re- *STATIC AND AN EXPLOSION* HOLY FUCK MAN WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?! DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 13:41, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

We have no idea. Was it one of the ones hovering above Trolland? We'll check if A.I. got any video records. If any laser is fired on public grounds, we cannot ensure the satellite stays above ground-level. And we're thinking about reinventing the Troll Disease with the same safety measures as the antidote, but only if you accept. As it is now, we have no records on how it's done, so we would have to start from scratch. This way, you do not have to worry about biological bombing, but we can still have some fun.13:52, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

First off, it was MY satellite that had wonky AI and fired. Second, I REFUSE to allow you to reinvent the TD. Third, my satellite is now under control. Check out the pic of my castle... and the nice new crater right next to it. I did some scans, and it seems that the AI was hacked. I have disabled the AI and turned it to Manual Firing, so only I can control and fire it. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 13:55, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

We accept not reinventing Troll Disease. And A.I. didn't find anything interesting in the records of your satellites. We could offer letting A.I. guard your satellites, but being trolls, you probably won't trust us enough.14:04, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

WAIT A MINUTE LETS ALL CALM DOWN HERE.
It seems that the hackscan led back to something called "TROLOAI". While I would not mind blowing every last troll to kingdom come with my satellite laser, I WOULD like some answers.

1- DID YOU HACK MY SATELLITE.

2- If not, WHO COULD OF??

3- Is the Trollus Family alright?

4- This isn't a question, but Castle Trololo pretty much doesn't exist anymore. I sure hope no one important was inside. Yeah, check the map.

Hope we get some answers. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 15:02, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

We have not hacked your satellite. Based on the name, it could have been A.I. who did it, but we thought we learned him off with it, and he would never try to hurt anyone any other way than mentally. And this isn't mental, it's demented. It could have been some other mean guy in Trolland, so we'll disable all kind of wireless signals in here. But our systems for this count lasers as "wireless". Another possibility is that it's someone completely else who did it and masked it as us. If so, we're completely unrelated. But we can ensure you nobody important was hurt, since everyone living in Castle Trololo are undead. The castle has been unused for centuries. The royal family lives in the cave systems deep below Castle Trololo, where they are safe from tricks like this. And even if anyone was hit head-on, he/she would have ignored the consept of mortality. Our guess is that it will take about two weeks to rebuild the mountain, while the castle will go for another day or so.16:35, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Its amusing that you simpletons believe that ignoring the concept of mortality makes you immortal. How ignorant. Simply ignoring the concept does not make you immune. Its like STDs- You don't have to like it. You can ignore it all you want. But it's inevitable. You idiots need to stop ignoring the conept of REALITY. In other news, I sent a hacking signal to trace the hackers. The message I recieved called it "Troll Rebelion". Apparently, a rebellion is rising up to make it 100% anarchy. And no, its not 100% anarchy as it is. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 16:50, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

It might not work for you, but it haven't failed for us yet. We, simply, have no respect at all for the laws of physics. And isn't an anarchy defined as "having no laws"?16:57, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

ALRIGHT THAT DOES IT. I guess I have to PROVE to you ignorant fucks that you just can't be immortal by ignoring the concept of reality. Take... Oh, LORD TROLLUS THE SECOND. If I CUT HIM IN FUCKING HALF, He's going to BLEED OUT. His organs will SHUT DOWN. AND GUESS WHAT? HE'S GOING TO FUCKING DIE. CASE CLOSED. NOW WOULD YOU LIKE FOR ME TO GIVE A DEMONSTRATION OR WILL YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH? Also, apparently, from reading their documents, the rebellion wants no "idols". They want to be purely free to cause all the chaos they want. And they currently aren't. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 17:00, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Also, that last edit got me the lucky 22,000th edit badge. Problem? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 17:01, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

We have no laws stopping them from doing whatever they want. We have no official royal family. The Trollus family are just some self-proclaimed everyday trolls. And we are basically just trolling our inhabitants with our wireless disturbancies. As for attempting to kill Lord Trollus II, we could stop ignoring the concept of mortality if it would please you. And about the badge, we could congratulate you if that's what you want. And what happened with our alliance?17:15, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

IDK WHATS UP WITH THE STUPID REBELLION. All I know is that they're a threat. They can take control of the Satellite at any time. Apparently, they have AI (Pet) captive. That's the only way they could of gotten in through my security. Also, they've apparently tooken over the station itself. What, station? Yeah, the satellite is a giant space station. With a laser. (Check my kingdom for a pic). DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 17:42, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

They're very confusing, this rebellion. First, throwing out an unexisting government. Second, taking A.I. captive and making him listen to them. And last, not being tracked or recorded by our computers. Do you have any idea where they are? By the way, what's left of Poisonshots house is completely covered in ruins. Yes, we haven't trashed our catapults while you have lasers. You could call us retarded or stupid or whatever you want.17:55, July 3, 2011 (UTC)


 * Facepalm* Like I JUST DIDN'T SAY they took over my Satellite Station. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions[[File:Dark_Matter_Floating.gif]] 18:27, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, while you HAD lasers. Happy now? And have you ever noticed the white button right next to the "Publish" button?18:34, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Don't get smart with me. Do note that I have more power then you, and at any time, could use it and wipe you off the map. And I meant the last post because you asked where they were, you ignorant twats. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 18:51, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Do you have any idea what we could do against this global threat? It's for about this reason we made all that safety on the Troll Disease antidote. We could try some of his favourite candy CDs, but we don't know where we would put them.19:01, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

...What? Err, I guess we could launch an attack on the station to take it back. But seriously. I couldn't get your second part. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 19:03, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Candy CDs is like candy for A.I., he could do whatever you want if you give him some. But we don't know where to put them for him to get them. So we can't give him any.19:15, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Hmm, are you sure nobody stole some from somewhere? I think that would be the only way to make A.I. listen to such evil guys. 19:41, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Could be true, but we have them right here. All of them. None lacking. But wait... These are fake! You are right, as usual.19:44, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Since you are trolls, I suppose you added a GPS in each? 19:58, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Of course, but we haven't got any satellites.20:03, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

Maybe you could ask DMS... Wait, his got hacked... Hmm, Binari may help... 20:11, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

<RemoveAct> Watching you talk to yourself is hilarious. <ReactivateAct> But why would AI betray his people? That doesn't seem right. Maybe its mind control. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 20:18, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

That doesn't seem right...PCs are very resistant to that kind of thing, unless infected with some kind of malware. Has A.I. downloaded any new software, or been behaving erratically at all? Do you have backups of its files? Could one of its candy CDs be infected with a virus?Lazzy teh grape 21:17, July 3, 2011 (UTC)

As we said, the candy CDs are stolen. Ever heard of the "if you hack DMSwordsmasters satellite you get a candy CD" strategy? He would do anything for a candy CD.07:09, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

I haven't heard of the "if you hack DMSwordsmasters satellite you get a candy CD" strategy, but some similar strategies. 07:30, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

Close enough. Got any ideas? Our plans are to manufacture some more candy CDs.19:43, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

Good idea. Since North Byser seems to like guarding things, maybe he could guard them? (Off-topic: I just made a water/piston 7-segment display in Minecraft.) 20:12, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

I just got a weird message. Its from the rebellion. "WE NO LONGER NEED CANDY CDS. WE HAVE COMPLETELY TAKEN OVER AI USING COMPUTER CONTROL. YOU CAN HAVE ALL THE CANDY CDS YOU WANT. BUT AI IS UNDER OUR CONTROL NOW. HAHAHAH."

GOHS FF0000 (GBEAVER)DAMNITSONOFABITCHPIECEOFSHITMOTHERFUCKINGASSHOLEFUCKFUCKFUCK DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 21:06, July 4, 2011 (UTC)

WE NEED AN EXPERT HACKER. Wait a minute... 00:05, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

No, we need an antivirus program. 06:13, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Caagr98, do you think BSoD can help? And Lazro, you newly adopted Dewey, can he help?07:11, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Probably. And maybe Binari. 07:56, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Good. Anyone else with talent for computers, or pets with talent for computers?12:18, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

STOP EDITING MY FUCKING POSTS. Also, WE HAVE NO TIME FOR THAT. The Troll Rebellion is going to attack again. We have to launch an assault! DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 15:20, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

As you've shown on a vast amount of stories, you have ridiculously tremendous amounts of power, and is almost immortal. And since you're the one who built the satellite, you must know its weaknesses, if any. We have just a giant army, lots of magnets, almost infinite amounts of ways to fly, and some time machines. And profit, but no currency. So it should be you who leads the assault, since we're just some "simpletons" and "fucktards" and "ignorant twats". Got any plans?16:00, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Can't help what you are. But anyways, the satellite DOES have a weakness- Manual Control. I can activate it, which stalls the laser firing for a good 5 hours while they de-activate it. We can use that window of opportunity to launch a direct assault. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 16:20, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Sounds like a good plan, our army is at your disposal.16:35, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Alright. I'll give re-lays on how the mission is going. Get your roflrockets ready. Send a battalion into the station. We'll launch it at 1430 hours. (2:30) They have until 1930 (7:30) hours to complete the mission. Lets get ready to roll. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 18:26, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

If we fail, we might actually get some use for those time machines! This is a great opportunity to test them! And please don't hurt A.I. more than what's needed. And will we have any use for our steamlollers? | P.S. edited your "fucking post", check history.18:40, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Bluh, I spelled "Battalion" wrong. Sue me. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 18:44, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Isn't it you who should sue us? We did exactly what you told us not to.18:48, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

And one more thing you might need to know: All in the army listen to General Trollface. General Trollface listens to you. But all of the soldiers doesn't like being commanded by you, so put General Trollface to good use, will you? And not that we think you will, but if you make any mistakes, the army will probably mistrust you even more. Succeed with something, and their loyalty will rise. Some might try to act independent, that might end up badly. Not even General Trollface's orders go unquestioned at all times.19:06, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Operation Falling Dawn- BEGIN (Only DMS/Trolland edit this until given clearance)
Alright. Troops going up into space now. It'll take 30 minutes to reach the satellite. Satellite has now been de-activated for the moment. But it will re-start at 7:30, so they must finish before then. More mission relays as they appear... Of course, the operation is being led by General Trollface, who is the commander. Troops have landed on the satellite. Wow, this is going fast. Most of them are getting pwned. They didn't expect us to attack like this! The leader was found, but he got away with an escape pod. MISSION COMPLETE! Satellite has been recovered. However, A.I. was killed because he tried to use the turrets to kill soldiers. And since killing Trollfaces results in execution, he was disabled. Forever. At least we won't have to worry about any more backstabbing.

DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 19:16, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Bacterias are easy to clone anyways. And remember to check the satellite computers, there might be something interesting there. Like information on the leader of the rebels. Or how to control a virus without using candy CDs. And there's no law against killing Trollfaces in Trolland, but the satellite is in your control. So it's your laws. And the army is pleased with the result, and accept being led by you in the future.19:27, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

Got something from records. The leader is apparently named "Calvorious Raegface". That's right. He's a Raeg Face. No, not. I mean regular raeg face, like the dragon Raeg. . He's apparently tired of Trollfaces, and he made a Raeg Face Army and disguised it as a Trollface Rebellion in order to start a conflict between me and Trolland. (Caagr will make a pic, he's a Big Raeg Stickman.) DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 19:39, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

A long time ago, there was a great continent very close to Trolland. In the far south-east, there was a village coincidentally named Raegington. Everyone there was trying to overthrow the dictator in this otherwise peaceful nation. The continent is now on the bottom of the sea, and what's left is called Pitfall Island. The inhabitants of Trolland didn't like the name of the village. There has always been some "rivalry" between Trolls and Raegs.20:11, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

I WONDER WHY. But anyways, apparently they have a leader. Was there a war between you two at one point? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 00:58, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

There's always been war between Trollfaces and Raeg faces. But that village didn't home a single Raeg face. And the nation was a democracy. Just told you that bit of history to show how much we hate Raeg faces. And why shouldn't Caagr98 edit his own talk?06:45, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Well, the relays are over, so he can. Also, tell him to... errm.... "Make an image" of Cavorous Raegface. He'll know what I mean. He's a Big Grey Raeg Stickman, and he has an officer's cap. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 14:58, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

The explanation our side didn't get any casualties is probably related to magnets deflecting all bullets. And A.I have usually puts a history of everything he notices in the nearest computer he finds. You might want to check the satellite computers extra careful, he makes sure no one except himself can find these files. They might contain some interesting information about where <span style="-webkit-transform: rotate(-180deg); -moz-transform: rotate(-180deg);">Cornelius Raegface (problem?) went. If he wasn't killed before that happened, of course. But he might have been unable to do this when he was under computer control. We might even learn how to do that kind of things!16:43, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Calvorous did escape. And I did extensive searching of all the files. All I found was that Calvorous wants to destroy the Trollfaces and get "Retribution for years of manipulation". Yeah. That's all I could find. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 17:08, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

No information about where he escaped at all? Or about computer control? If not, A.I. must have hid them really well. Our computers are littered with A.I.'s secret logs.17:16, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

No signs or even traces of other information. Yeah. So now what? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 17:44, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

No idea. But <span style="-webkit-transform: rotate(-180deg); -moz-transform: rotate(-180deg);">Cornelius Raegface's plans to make us enemies to each other seems to have gotten the opposite effects. And do you still have what's left of A.I.? We want to test what effect Trollstools have on dead viruses. It might be interesting.17:51, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

We tried. But what was left tried to kill us with Laser Turrets. So yeah. Completely neutralized. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 18:35, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Too bad. Might find something else to test on. Hmm... Maybe we should ask Caagr98 if we could test it on some of his pets... This will be fun. But why do you put turrets on the inside of your satellite? They might damage less of your own property if you put them on the outside.19:37, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Who the hell would go outside of a SATELLITE? DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 23:06, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Those trying to access it, maybe? It's hard to get to the inside of something without visiting the outside. And could we test our trollstools on Tabuu Jr.?07:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

The only place it would make sense to put turrets on would be the docking bay. But that's about it. Also, no. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 18:39, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Okay, we tested them on some "voluntary" from our army. He sprouted giant, plastic wings. But still have to use roflcopters to fly. Have you got any news about <span style="-webkit-transform: rotate(-180deg); -moz-transform: rotate(-180deg);">Cornelius ? But it is a bit stupid to try to make war between us by organizing a rebellion, since even if it was a real rebellion, it wouldn't be approved by the "government". But raegfaces has never been intelligent, what would you say about overthrowing the dictator in a democracy?18:52, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

FUCK YOU!! AARGH!!! YOU FUCKING TROLLS YOU'LL ALL FUCKING DIE!!! I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU ALL FOR FUCKING DESTROYING MY CONTINENT MOTHER FUCKERS RAAAAAAAEG!! ~Raegland

Sounds like a raeg. But "your" continent? There were never a single raeg there, that name was just a coincidence, like Foreveralone City and Fsjaltown.07:06, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Did Sparta exist there? 07:11, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Maybe, but there's no records of it in the library in Trollington.07:22, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Link
In the Allies section, can you list my organization instead of my name? The link is here. Thanks! |||| [[HS FE0000 (I) HS FE5000 (a)HS FEF800 (m) HS 00FC00 (G)HS 0002FE (a)HS 7400D3 (m)HS FE0000 (e)HS FE5000 (l)HS FEF800 (o)HS 00FC00 (v)HS 0002FE (e)HS 7400D3 (r)HS FE0000 (1)HS FE5000 (0)HS FEF800 (1)HS 00FC00 (.)]] |||| 19:33, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Okay. Will do. Got any pets to test our trollstools on?19:37, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

What? I dunno, Make some blank Walkers or something. 19:05, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

We don't know how to make blank Walkers, but Caagr98 can make some Green Smiley Walkers.19:15, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Maybe he means like Footer. 06:51, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

No idea, but can we have some Green Smiley Walkers?07:00, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Here's a crate of some hundreds of GSW's. I hope that's enough. 09:09, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

That should work, thank you very much. We'll test them soon.09:15, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

ENTIRE TEAM IS DEAD. -- -SPAM, Vandalism- 13:12, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

What does that mean? All of them are alive. Except some of those the trolls have played with. 13:24, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

None are dead. Some have lost some blood, but they're okay. This is fun.14:11, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Leel
Okay, so HGD tried giving it a water background, and you called it vandalism. Then I reverted it because fish are supposed to be in water and gave you reasons for you to revert it, but instead you just said "I made it as it was supposed to be"." without really telling us anything. Does Leel fly? Does Leel walk? Is Leel stationary and placed outside of water? LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred 14:01, July 12, 2011 (UTC)


 * Not to sound rude, but if it ain't a snobbish move, then I don't know what it is....
 * 14:24, July 12, 2011 (UTC)


 * Leel is afraid of water. 05:54, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
 * Oh. You could've mentioned it when you were putting her up for adoption.... Fine, I'll fix it.... 05:58, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

And also, eels can fly. Just saying. 20:45, July 13, 2011 (UTC)

failtrolling.wmv


And no, you can't remove them. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 16:39, July 14, 2011 (UTC)

I didn't touch them! I didn't photoshop the image, either. 15:43, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

OK. Wat is this?! 16:08, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

A page containing the code required to hide thay awefulface. It only affects me (since it is my own one), and only removes them from my talk page (since I made it that way). 19:46, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

OK OK OK. You made him, yet you hate the awesome smiley. For shame. 20:38, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know why I did something that stupid. 20:50, July 17, 2011 (UTC)

Hmph, because you did. Now stop complaining and blocking people's signatures. Good day.

Purified.
You got her. ~Only the purest of heart can gain the trust of the one with the clean slate~ Happy belated Gel day, LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred 21:29, August 13, 2011 (UTC)

Thanks. 06:48, August 14, 2011 (UTC)

Soaked
Fix THIS now. If you can, I mean... 23:02, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

The troll disease was destroyed. DERPH. 71.174.186.187 23:08, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

I don't know who that was but thanks. 23:11, August 18, 2011 (UTC)

We have no idea how it came DMSwordsmaster got the disease. We haven't given anything like that to anyone not trollface. We thought we destroyed both the disease and the antidote. So we can, sadly, not help at all. We have no problem with you, so if we could, we would. We are very sorry.04:55, August 19, 2011 (UTC)

ENJOY.
HAHAHAHHA. AND NO, I WON'T CHANGE IT. LIVE WITH IT. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 19:00, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

I changed it myself. Live with it. 19:25, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

ENF/CKINGJOY.
I GET THE LAST LAUGH. BITCH. OH. AND TROLLAND IS DEAD. F/CK YOU. YOU DON'T GET A F/CKING CHOICE WHETHER OR NOT YOU WANT TO BE NAMED CAAGR98. AND YOU SURE AS HELL DON'T GET THE F/CKING RIGHT TO RENAME ME. 1 MONTH BLOCK. PLUS, ALL OF YOUR PETS HAVE BEEN CONFISCATED.

LIVE WITH IT!! DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 19:57, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

It was you who started. I just wanted to test. I'm pretty sure another admin will unblock me. Why can't you take a joke? And I think I proved others can rename users too.20:10, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

Pfft. Its good to have hope. (Even if its a slim chance) Enjoy your block. Also, talk editing removed. Live with it. DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 20:13, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARG! Translation: What happened? 21:14, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

Just to tell you Gamelover, Theres been a conversation with me and Caagr...

Thinkatock 21:18, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

I meant, what's with this renaming stuff? 21:34, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

You think Caagr will come back? 21:53, August 21, 2011 (UTC)

He is DMS said one month.

Thinkatock 22:10, August 21, 2011 (UTC)


 * Facepalm* I ment will he come back to Fan-Ball after this experience. 00:02, August 22, 2011 (UTC)

Talk rights removed, block tripled. Just keep running your fat lips... DMSwordsmaster Talk Contributions 10:29, August 22, 2011 (UTC)

Well, @David well maybe maybe not cuz he maybe got bored.

Thinkatock 00:06, August 25, 2011 (UTC)

I'm about to slam my head so hard....
Since C98's unblocked, he can claim all of the pets that were confiscated which are not adopted.... upon C98 responding to this message. Wow, and all that, from JUST missing those TWO GOGDARN NUMBERS! 14:47, August 25, 2011 (UTC)