Wrapping Things Up

HOLYSHITNOCOLONSTORY?!
NOPE.

Written by DMS.

This story takes place after Slashes Eternal: Rise of Zorc. And it's not going to have a lot of action in it. No, seriously. And yes, it involves how Luna is pregnant and some drama that occurs afterward. Also has a bit of humor in it.

Chapter 1 - ohmygodimfreakingout
It's been a while since Luna had told DMS that she was pregnant. He was still going on about it every once in a while. Luna herself was starting to gain a stomach. The rest of her body remained normal, but her belly was growing out. That was actually impressive- Most women actually get fat when they get pregnant. Luna just gets a little bulge and there we go.

Luna herself is going to the Town's market. She winds up meeting Ludicrine there.

LD: Oh, hey Luna. I'm still shocked that pregnancy just gave you a slap on the wrist.

Luna: Yeah, I'm surprised it hasn't made me that fat, too.

LD: So what are you doing here?

Luna: Just picking up the usual. What are YOU doing here, though? I never see you here.

LD: Oh, I recently discovered a shortage of some food in my house. I don't know why... But I just came here to get some more.

Luna: Alright. Well, I gotta wrap things up here and go. See you!

She turns and walks away. While in the market, she drops by and gets something else.

Some wedding gear magazines.

After finishing shopping. Luna heads home to DMS. She opens the front gate, where DMS is sitting on a couch.

Luna: Hey, Revelian. I'm home!

DMS stands up and walks towards her, giving her a hug and a quick kiss. They then eat their lunch and chat for a bit.

DMS: So, Luna, anything interesting happen while you were at the market?

Luna: Nothing in particular. But I did see LD there.

DMS: Huh, really? I never see him at the market...

Luna: He says that he was getting food or something.

So they finish their lunch, and DMS gives her a kiss goodbye as he heads to work.

At LDZX Offices...

DMS sat down in his office chair and began to work. After an hour or so, DMS was called up by the intercom. He stood up and went into the head office. Inside, LD, ZX, and Hank stood there.

DMS: Hey guys, what's going on?

ZX: DMS, we need to talk about you and Luna's relationship.

DMS got a bit irritated.

DMS: And how does our relationship concern you?

Hank: Well, we aren't trying to intrude on your relationship, but we think it's time for you two to... Well, y'know, settle down and get married.

DMS: What!?

LD: Look, DMS, I'm your friend, but I'm gonna be blunt. You can't just live like this with her forever! You need to settle down and truly be with her. Because for one you have a freaking child on the way, and second, she's not going to stay like this forever! Hell, I spied on her looking at wedding catalogues! If you don't settle down with her, then you're just going to make her feel all the worse.

DMS finally nods his head.

DMS: Alright, then... I'll do it!

The gang cheers for him.

ZX: Now get out of here, get a ring, and propose to her. You get the rest of the week off!

DMS turns and flies out the door and heads out in order to prepare.

Chapter 2 - DAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWW
About an hour later...

Back at the castle, Luna was quietly sleeping on a couch. She soon woke up when she felt something inside of her. She smiled- the baby was kicking. She pulled her shirt up, exposing her enlarged belly. She began to rub the surface of her shiny belly with her hand.

Luna: You're gonna grow up to become a fighter like your dad, aren't you?

She heard the door open. That was odd. DMS didn't get off for another hour. However, his voice soon echoed through the halls.

DMS: Luna?? I'm home early! And I have a surprise for you!

Luna stood up and went to the foyer. DMS was standing there, waiting, with something behind his back.

Luna: Revelian? Why are you home early?

DMS didn't answer. Instead, he walked towards her.

DMS: Luna... We've been through thick and thin... We've both dealt with jealousy before... And in the end, we've always came through together. We've both seen... And experienced... horrible things. And in the end, we always came through together... What I'm saying is...

DMS got down on one knee.

DMS: Luna, do you want to experience the joys and sorrows of life, and get through them all.. Together?

Luna started to cry tears of joy. DMS pulled his hand out from behind his back, revealing a dark violet box. He opens it. Inside is a large, diamond ring.

DMS: Luna... Will you marry me?

However, before Luna answers him, she suddenly starts to scream in pain and falls on her knees.

DMS: OH COME ON I KNOW THAT SUCKED BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE LIKE THAT!!

Luna grabs a hold of him.

Luna: I'M GOING INTO LABOR!!

She then lets go and starts screaming again.

DMS: Oh.

Realization hits like a Falcon Punch to the face.

DMS: OH HOLY F/CKING SH/T!!!

Later, at the hospital...

DMS is in the emergency room with Luna and LD. LD's acting as the doctor, apparently. DMS sits next to Luna while holding her hand.

LD: Ok, Luna, you're doing good...

Luna screams again. Suddenly, the door opens up. S17 walks in.

S17: Hey, I thought I heard screaming and OH MY GOD.

All 3 of them raise their heads.

All: OUT.

S17 turns and runs away.

Luna then grabs DMS with her other hand.

Luna: R-Revelian... I will...

DMS: What??

Luna: I do want to spend our lives together... Y-Yes, I'll marry you...

A single tear falls from DMS' face.

Suddenly, Luna starts to scream again. Finally, the baby is born.

LD: Alright! It's a girl! YESH.

DMS: Why are you so happy about that?

LD: I had a bet with ZX, and I won!

LD the hands DMS the baby. It looks like an Equestrian. It is a deep, dark shade of crimson. It has both a nub on its head and two nubs on its back... An Alicorn.

DMS: W-Wow... Hey, little guy...

Luna: Let me see her...

DMS hands the baby to Luna.

Luna: She's beautiful...

The baby then opened her eyes. They were a fiery, hot cyan. Luna smiled at the sight.

Luna: She has her father's eyes...

DMS leans towards Luna.

DMS: And I bet she'll grow up to be as beautiful as her mother.

DMS then gives Luna a deep kiss...

Meanwhile... Far across the universe... In a large palace, something watches the scene unfold.

???: So. The bitch finally had the kid. And she's gonna get married. How oh-so-f/cking sweet. Hmph. It's time to crash this party...

The being then warps away.

Back at the hospital...

LD: Well, good job DMS! Not only are you getting married, but your child is proving to be very healthy! I guess you could say she's... As healthy as a horse!!

DMS punches LD in the face for that God-awful pun.

LD: I DESERVED THAT.

DMS: I know you did. That's why I did it.

Later on, DMS and Luna head home with their baby girl.

Chapter 3 - PAAAARRRTTYYYYY... planning.
Luna puts the baby to bed and heads back into the living room with DMS.

Luna: Alright then. I'm going to call up some friends of mine...

DMS: Huh? Why?

Luna: For the wedding! I'm going to invite Twilight and her friends!

DMS: Oh, right. I remember Twilight. ...WAIT A SECOND. What about... HER?

Luna: Who, my bitch sister?

DMS: No. Pinkie Pie.

Luna: Ah... Right... Well, she should be ok with this, right? She said that she'd live on and get over you...

DMS: This is gonna be fuuuun....

Luna: Oh, it'll be ok. I'll call them up with the ear-dust...

DMS: Wat.

Luna then sticks her finger in her ear. Luna's eyes then start to glow.

DMS: WAT.

However, instead of Twilight, Luna inadvertently calls Pinkie.

Luna: W-whoops, wrong signal...

Meanwhile, at Pinkie's house...

Pinkie gets the signal from Luna. Pinkie puts her hoof to her ear, grinning.

Pinkie: Hello?

Luna: Oh, hi Pinkie!

Pinkie: Hello?

Luna: Uhh, yeah, anyways I wanted to ask you something!

Pinkie: Hello?

Luna: Pinkie, focus.

Pinkie: Hello?

Luna facepalms.

Luna: It's nice to see you're back to normal, Pinkie.

Pinkie: Hello?

Luna: THERE'S GOING TO BE A PARTY.

Pinkie: OOOOH, A PARTY?? CAN I COME CAN I COME PLEEEAAASSSEEE?!

Luna could hear Pinkie hopping and bouncing around.

Luna: Hello?

Pinkie: That's my line!!

Luna: Haha, anyways, that's why I called! Get Twilight and the others and have them gather at the Library. I'll get you all in a bit.

Pinkie: So what kind of party is this?

Luna: W-well...

DMS: Here it comes...

Pinkie: Ooh, is that Revelian?? HI REVELIAN!!!

Luna: PINKIE, YOU'RE YELLING IN MY EAR.

Pinkie: Sorry...

Luna: So yeah... The party's for me... And Revelian...

Pinkie remained silent.

Luna: We're getting married...

Pinkie stood there for a moment. She could feel the tears coming out of her eyes. But she remembered her promise...

Pinkie: That's good! I'm happy for you both.

Luna: Really? Well, anyways, I've gotta go. As I said, get Twilight and the others and meet up at the library. I'll get you some clothes and meet you there.

Pinkie: What about your sister?

Pinkie grimaced as several nasty things were said by Luna.

Pinkie: Got it. Do NOT invite her... Well, I'll see you later, princess!

She cuts the signal and heads out to get the others.

Luna: Ok, everything's set!

DMS: She didn't react badly??

Luna: No, in fact, she took it well. See? I told you she would!

DMS: Oh, ok then!

Luna: So what's the wedding day?

DMS: About Saturday.

Luna: So we've got a few days to prepare...

DMS: So do you want a bachelorette party, or...

Luna simply grabs him with both hands and looks into his eye lovingly.

Luna: The only thing I want is to spend my life with you. Like always.

DMS: 'Till death do us part.

They both kiss.

Chapter 4 - Meet the Mane 6.
The next day...

Luna is chatting with Pinkie via Ear Dust.

Pinkie: Ok! I got my friends and went to the library like you wanted!! Are you coming??

Luna: Be right there!

She cuts the signal. DMS, who's sitting on the couch watching TV, raises his head.

DMS: Wait a second... if the party is Saturday... Then... Oh God...

Luna: What is it?

DMS: You mean Pinkie and her friends are gonna be here for the WHOLE WEEK?!

Luna: Is that really a big problem??

DMS: Well, no, but...

Luna: But nothing. Look, I understand you're still worried about Pinkie... But it'll be alright! I promise you. This wedding's gonna go off without a hitch, and you and me'll spend the rest of our eternal lives together...

She gives him another kiss. She then stands up.

Luna: Well, I'm off to get the girls. Ooh, this'll be so much fun!!

Luna walks upstairs into the bedroom.

DMS: W-What are you doing??

Luna: Getting the girls!!

Upstairs, DMS hears swirling wind and energy. He charges upstairs...

DMS: WHAT THE HELL IS-

He walks in on the Mane 6, who are standing in his room. Did I mention that Equestrians don't wear clothes when they're in Equestria?

DMS: Awkward.

DMS slams the door and goes downstairs to get some brain bleach.

Some time later, after they get dressed...

DMS, LD, ZX, and Hank stand in the foyer, waiting. From upstairs, the girls come down.

ZX: Well, there they are.

ZX walks forward with his arms stretched out when he sees Pinkie charging down the steps, wearing a blue t-shirt and some black pants. She knocks him out of the way and grabs a hold of DMS, hugging him.

Pinkie: Oooh I missed you so so much!!

DMS: Haha, Pinkie, I missed you too. Ok now, let go. PINKIE.

Pinkie lets go and backs up.

Pinkie: S-Sorry...

Another one of the girls walks downstairs. She has completely white skin, blue eyes, and dark-purple hair. She's wearing a red, sleeveless shirt and black dress-pants. She also has a horn on her head, making her technically a unicorn.

DMS quietly kneels down and gives her a kiss on her hand.

DMS: Miss Rarity.

Rarity simply giggles and backs up.

Rarity: You've been improving your manners, Mr. Zeronius.

DMS: Only when I have guests.

Rarity simply giggles again.

Rarity: That suites you.

Next, a lilac-colored unicorn with purple hair walks downstairs. Her hair has some pink stripes on it, as well. She's wearing a purple sweatshirt and jeans.

DMS: Twilight Sparkle. Good to see you again. How are your studies?

Twilight: Going well.

DMS: Good. Is Celestia still running her mouth about me?

Twilight: Yeah, sorta...

DMS: It's not your fault. Relax.

She smiles and stands next to Rarity after introducing herself to everyone.

Suddenly, they hear crying upstairs.

Luna: Oh boy... Sorry, I gotta run and get her.

Luna proceeds to run upstairs to calm the now-screaming infant.

ZX: Hehe... her name's Twilight...

DMS gives ZX an unamused look.

A young, yellow girl walks downstairs nervously. She has pink hair and wings- A pegasus. She's also wearing a green sweatshirt with brown pants.

DMS: Oh, why hello there... ermm...

DMS hasn't seen this one before.

DMS: What's your name?

The girl quietly mutters something and turns away, blushing.

DMS: I... I didn't catch that...

She mutters it again, louder, but still inaudible.

DMS: Seriously, you kinda need to speak up.

The girl starts to whimper a bit. DMS facepalms.

DMS: CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HER NAME? PLEASE?

Twilight: Her name's Fluttershy.

DMS: Makes sense...

He turns back to the still-whimpering girl.

DMS: Hey look, I'm sorry for yelling.

She looks at him, still nervous.

Fluttershy: It... it's ok... I'm a little shy...

DMS: A little? That's an understatement. But hey, loosen up, ok? We're all friendly here.

She nods and gives a soft smile before going around to introduce herself. A tall, orange girl with blonde hair walks down. She's wearing an orange t-shirt and shortened jeans. She grabs DMS' hand and proceeds to break it while giving a handshake.

Applejack: Why howdy there Mr. Revelian sir! My name's Applejack and it's quite an honor to meet a man such as yourself!! So you're the one tying the rope with miss Luna here? That's the most astonishin' thing I done ever heard! So y'all also have a kid?? That's sweet! Can we see him??

She finally releases the steel vice on DMS' hand. He raises it up and looks at it. The fingers are bent, the hand is pulsing, and there are several bruises on it.

DMS: Pleased to meet you too. And no, sorry, Luna's busy trying to calm her down.

Applejack proceeds to walk around the room to introduce herself.

No hand was left un-broken.

Lastly, a blue pegasus with rainbow-colored hair walks down. She's wearing a white T-shirt and black jogging pants.

DMS: You're Rainbow Dash, right? I've heard about you.

Rainbow Dash: Yeah, and Luna's told me some things about you, too! She says that you're probably even faster then me!!

DMS: Well I DO have the ability to fly through space...

Rainbow Dash: PROVE YOU'RE FASTER THEN ME.

DMS: Wat.

Rainbow Dash: You heard me!! Come on, let's race right now!!

Twilight: Rainbow Dash, wait a second. You've just met him!! Let's not dive into competition right now.

DMS: Seriously, I just f/cking met you.

Rainbow Dash: Ok ok sorry... But we ARE gonna race before I leave...

DMS: Count on it.

After everyone gets introduced to everyone else, they suddenly realize something.

Where's Luna??

DMS has everyone leave so he can go and find out.

Twilight: But... Where are we supposed to stay?

LD: I've got something covered for that. Follow me.

LD leads them all out towards the Resort Hotel. ZX and Hank also leave.

DMS heads upstairs and walks into his bedroom. He sees something that makes his lack-of-a-heart warm. Luna is cuddled up next to the baby, asleep. DMS simply puts a cover over them both and heads downstairs to sleep on the couch.

Chapter 5 - TIMESKIP GOOOO!!!!
A few days later... (Thursday, actually)

Luna is quietly making breakfast in the kitchen. DMS is playing with the baby in the living room. Equestrian babies grow fairy quickly- This one is already both crawling and talking baby talk.

DMS: ABRUBRU.

Baby: BRU!!

The baby crawls towards him and grabs his mask.

DMS: Hey hey hey let go!

Baby: BRU!

They both laugh. Luna, who overhears them, also smiles. The wedding's in two days. She has already gotten a dress, and DMS has gotten himself a wedding ring as well. She suddenly gets an ear-signal. She pokes her finger in her ear.

Luna: Hello?

Pinkie: Hey princess! What'cha doin'?

Luna: Making breakfast. Revelian's also playing with the baby.

Pinkie: D'aww!! That's cute! Anyways, I wanted to talk about your bachelor and bachelorette parties!!

Luna: Our what??

Pinkie: You heard me! You've both gotta enjoy your last days of freedom! And I've already got something planned!!

Luna: Pinkie! I don't want to go around and whore myself out for my last night of freedom, and I'm sure Revelian doesn't want to become a part time pimp either.

DMS: A what??

Pinkie: Hey hey hey, I didn't say anything INTIMATE has to happen! Just have some fun! Y'know, party, get a little tipsy, maybe play around on a stripper pole...

Luna: What?!

Pinkie: Look, Luna, you're cool and all, but you're too uptight!! You gotta losen up! Have some fun!! Come on, nothing bad'll happen! Me and the girls'll throw a party for DMS, and you can go and have some fun with the guys! And if either of you feel things are getting too "personal" then you can just bail out! C'mon, what do you say??

Luna stands there and thinks for a moment...

Luna: Ok, fine. But if ANYTHING bad happens, it's on your head! Got it??

Pinkie: Nothing bad will happen!! Seriously! Ok, I'm gonna tell the girls to get ready!! Ooh, this'll be fun!!

She cuts the signal. DMS walks in the kitchen.

DMS: Hey, what was that about??

Luna: Pinkie's gonna throw us a bachelor and bachelorette party. You're gonna go and have fun with the girls, and I'm going to have fun with the guys.

DMS: Woah woah wait, isn't that a little much??

Luna: Pinkie's saying that nothing "intimate" has to happen. Just party, y'know?

DMS: Oh boy, something's gonna happen, isn't it??

Luna: It wouldn't surprise me.

Later that night...

The doorbell rings, and Luna answers it. Standing there are the Mane 6, along with Hank, ZX, LD, and Lazro.

Luna: Well, you're all here... Also, before we do anything...

Luna pulls out two small stones.

Luna: These are "Promise Stones". Pretty much, say a promise into them and then give it to the person who you're telling the promise to. If they stay true to it, the stone will remain a bright, radiant yellow. If the person breaks the promise, the stone will turn a murky black. Now, Revelian... Say your promise into the stone.

DMS raises a stone up.

DMS: I promise that by the end of this night, I will have stayed true to myself and my future wife, and will not have made intimate love with any of the Mane 6.

The stone begins to glow yellow. DMS hands his stone to Luna, and she raises the other one to her face.

Luna: I promise that by the end of this night, I will have stayed true to myself and my future husband, and will not have made intimate love with any of his friends.

The other stone glows a bright yellow, and she hands it to DMS.

Luna: Ok then, let's party!!

So the girls take DMS into one side of the castle, and the guys take Luna to the other.

Chapter 6 - Did I Mention a Party?
DMS gets lead into a large room in his castle. Inside are several large tables, some coolers, and a large radio.

Pinkie: What is this room?

DMS: Uhh... Well, it's a party room. Yeah. I plan on throwing a party here after the wedding, hence the coolers, food, and radio.

Pinkie: Haha! You just make my job easier and easier!

But then she notices something.

Pinkie: Ooh, what is THIS?!

She ran to the back of the room and rolls out a large, round table. It apparently has a swiveling top, and there are several straps on parts of them.

DMS: My European torture table?

Pinkie: Ooh! Has anyone been on it?

DMS: Nah, I had it custom built.

Pinkie: Well, ok then, let's party!

Pinkie raids one of the coolers, getting out several cans of beer.

DMS: Beer?? There's supposed to be wine in them. Cygnus... She must have snuck some in there for herself.

Rarity: There IS wine in these coolers, right? I can't stand the taste of beer.

DMS: Should be in one of them. Get two glasses, I'm drinking wine too.

Rarity heads to another cooler and gets some wine, along with two wine glasses. They all soon gather around a table and begin to laugh around while starting to get drunk. After a while...

Pinkie: Revine... This is starting to... Hic... Get boring... I say we all have some fun with him!

The only one of the Mane 6 that wasn't drunk was Rarity, and even then she was agreeing with the others! Even Fluttershy was a little tipsy. She reminded DMS of Hank when he was drunk.

Fluttershy: Yeah! Hic... I got an idea! Pick him up... Hic.

Suddenly, DMS gets lifted up into the air by the girls. They start to take him to the torture table.

DMS: WOAH WOAH WHAT, WE'RE GOING THERE!?

Twilight: Relax... Hic... We're not gonna hic torture you... Much...

Applejack: I tell you hwat man dem things'r startin' to get all wild n crazy n stuff like that n here we are all whoopin' round here n about to to stuff to Revelian and stuff man...

DMS: I can't even understand her anymore.

They throw DMS on the table and proceed to tear away his "clothes". After strapping his arms and legs, Pinkie then flips the table up and around, having DMS face away from them.

Pinkie: We're gonna have a... Change of clothes... Hic!

After a few seconds, they flip him back. DMS simply grimaces st the sight. They had completely stripped down to their bras and panties. Much to DMS' chagrin.

DMS: Oh come on, girls...

They simply giggled as they drew close.

Meanwhile... Taking place at about the same time...

The guys lead Luna into the bedroom a room that looks like some kind of bar. On one side is a platform. With a stripper pole. Luna grinned when she remembered some of the things she did to DMS here.

ZX: So Luna... Want to give it a try?

Luna: I don't know... It doesn't feel right...

LD: Well, it's not like we're gonna do anything perverted like grope at you or anything. Just do a little dance.

Luna still didn't feel right about it. She knew this was supposed to bea party and all, but...

LD: Look, if things get bad for you, we'll let you stop, ok?

Lina: Fine...

She nervously walked towards the pole. Doing it for the man she loves is one thing, but for these people... She wasn't sure she liked this anymore...

But after a few minutes of dancing, those fears were gone. The guys kept their word: they didn't grab at her or anything. They just cheered her on. ZX was starry-eyed, naturally.

LD: Eating it up, ZX?

ZX: I'm at a freaking buffet.

So as the night went on, DMS was force-fed beer while Luna danced the night away...

Chapter 7 - Settling Scores
About 3 hours later...

DMS freed himself from the table, covered with beer and kisses. That was a helluva party, but in the end, he didn't break his promise. Everyone was passed out... Except for one other person. Pinkie sat quietly at a table, oddly sober.

DMS: Pinkie, you're still conscious?

Pinkie: Haha... I never really drank anything...

DMS: Huh. Y'know, you could have done anything you wanted to me while I was stuck on that table. But you didn't. That's good of you, Pinkie.

Pinkie: Thanks... *Sigh*...

DMS could tell that, despite her cheery attitude towards him and Luna getting married, she was still sad and lonely. He signed.

DMS: Look, I can tell you're still really upset about this... But I'll give you a little something for pulling through in the end. It isn't the full thing, because I can't break my promise... But it'll be enough.

Pinkie turned to him, confused. She gasped when he gave her a deep kiss.

DMS: I'll give you the closest thing to what you what that I can manage. It isn't everything, though... Ok?

Pinkie quietly nodded, tears starting to fall down her face.

Nope= Not really a sex scene, but NSFW anyways= DMS gives Pinkie another deep kiss as they both fall back on the table. He soon stands up.

DMS: I don't think we should do this here... There's a guest bedroom right in here, though.

He leads Pinkie into another small room. This one is fairly plain, with not much inside except for a bed and a mirror.

DMS kisses Pinkie again and they both get on the bed. DMS slowly starts to kiss her up and down her body, making her moan. He then takes off her bra and begins to fondle her breasts while continuing to kiss her.

Pinkie: Please tell me I'm not passed out and dreaming this...

DMS: It's as real as real can be...

Pinkie then reaches down and takes off her panties. DMS reaches down between her legs and starts to rub her now-wet pussy. Pinkie lets out a gasp when he pushes one of his fingers inside and starts to rub stretch it out.

Pinkie: Y-You're not actually gonna...

DMS simply continues to rub it, pausing every once in a while to give her a kiss. Finally, after a bit, he lowers his head to her pussy and starts to lick it. Pinkie cries out in pleasure and grabs DMS' head, forcing him deeper.

DMS: Geez, you get into this, don't you...?

Pinkie: S-sorry... Don't stop...

DMS: Guess it's time to finish you up...

DMS continues to lick her pussy, this time swiveling his tongue around the inside of it. Pinkie continues moaning from the pleasure of it. As he does this, she starts fondling her own breasts and licking her nipples. Finally, she lets out a loud moan as she climaxes. DMS silently licks the juice that flows forth. Pinkie falls back on the bed, exhausted. DMS then stands up.

Pinkie: Revelian... What are...

DMS: I said I couldn't give you all of it. This was just a little going-away gift, I guess...

Pinkie simply smiles.

DMS: Be sure you get dressed before falling asleep. Also, you gotta make sure not to tell anyone about this...

Pinkie: Consider it... a pinky promise...

DMS nods and walks out of the room. DMS knows that Pinkie will keep her promise- She never breaks a pinky promise. Never has, never will. He heads out of the party room and starts to head upstairs...

Meanwhile, while that was going on...

The gang had pretty much passed out at this point, except for ZX and Luna. Luna was getting ready to leave.

Luna: Well, didn't you have fun?

ZX: Yeah, I guess...

Luna: You GUESS?? I just went out there and did a damned pole dance for you and your friends!! How the hell do you GUESS after that?!

ZX: Well... it's just that... I didn't really enjoy it with all of the other guys standing around...

Luna: Oh... I see what you want, then...

ZX raises an eyebrow. He then realizes what she means.

ZX: YOU MEAN YOU'LL-

Luna puts a hand to his mouth.

Luna: Not THAT. I'm saying I'll give you a private dance...

ZX: ...oh...

Luna facepalms.

Luna: But with that attidude, I just might not!!

ZX: OK OK I'M ENTHUSIASTIC.

Luna: Good.

Luna grabs ZX and takes him into a small room with a bed against a wall. She pushes ZX onto the bed.

Luna: And before you get any funny ideas...

She reaches over to a table and grabs a cup. She slaps it on ZX's crotch.

Luna: Just to be safe.

Luna smirks as she climbs on the bed.

Nope= NSFW= Luna climbs on the bed, too, and hovers over ZX. ZX notices that she's literally glowing in the moonlight.

ZX: You're glowing??

Luna: Heheh, I AM the princess of the moon, aren't I?

ZX: I guess...

Luna: Now then, stop talking and let me work...

She giggled as she said this. She takes off her bra and throws it in the floor. ZX simply drools at the sight. She crawls closer towards him, literally putting her breasts in his face.

Luna: Well go on... Play with them...

ZX grabs and starts to fondle one of her breasts nervously.

Luna: Haha... You've never done this before, haven't you?

ZX blushed, an ounce frustrated.

Luna: It's alright... I wasn't taunting you about it. I guess I'll guide you through it.

She grabbed ZX's hand and guided it to her breast. She moved his hand over her breast and had it grab it, fondling it and occasionally stroking a nipple.

Luna: That's how it's done... Ok?

ZX then followed the motions that Luna had done, fondling the breast lovingly and stroking the nipple.

Luna: Good... G-good...

ZX could tell that the pleasure was starting to get to her. He then got an idea... He rose his head up and actually started to lick the nipple. This caught Luna by surprise, but she soon simply grinned at him.

Luna: I must say, you learn fast.

After a bit of licking, Luna soon pushed him away.

Luna: It's time to turn things up.

She giggled as she began to take off her panties. ZX simply blushed at the sight. She, however, didn't come near him.

Luna: Watch and learn...

She bent over, exposing herself to ZX. She brought her hand to the opening of her vagina and started to stroke the outside. She soon put a finger on the inside, making her moan a little bit. ZX could only wish she hadn't covered his now-hard cock. But he knew that if she didn't, things would go farther then they needed to, and that would be bad for all of them.

She continued to finger herself. Her body was tightening up from the pleasure, as she could barely keep her head up. Finally, she let out a sharp moan as she climaxed. She finally pulled her hand out, and it was dripping wet. She got back up in a sitting position.

Luna: Wanna taste?

ZX: What??

Luna: It isn't what you think it is... Just try it, seriously.

ZX reluctantly started to lick her hand with his long tongue. He soon found himself literally sucking in her fingers, trying to get as much of the stuff as possible.

Luna: See? I told you... Now then, it's your turn...

She then got back down on her stomach, this time pushing her ass closer to ZX.

Luna: Come on, now... I won't be this horny forever...

He gulped as he slowly stretched out his arm towards her pussy. He began to slowly rub the entrance. He soon stuck a finger inside, making Luna give a soft moan.

Luna: Good, good... That's the way...

ZX continued to rub the insides with his fingers. He even started to thrust in and out with them imitating sex. This made Luna moan in pleasure. After a bit, he took his fingers out, having another idea. He put his face to her pussy, which was starting to glow red. An aroma ZX quite couldn't describe came from it. It made him want it all the more. Luna started to turn to him, confused.

Luna: Zoshi, what are you- OH GOD...!!

She cried out as ZX started to lick her insides with his long, sticky tongue. That startled ZX, who quickly drew his tongue out. He was concerned that it actually hurt her. But suddenly, she wrapped her legs around his head and pulled him back.

Luna: Oh God, Oh God, why did you stop?!

ZX: I thought it hurt you...

Luna was driven over the edge.

Luna: PUT IT BACK IN!!

ZX complied. The reason that this was so pleasurable towards her was because of a special chemical on ZX's tongue. This chemical is supposed to cause paralysis by causing intense muscle spasms and tingling, but it only worked on small creatures. In Luna's case, however, the fluid causes a violent, pleasurable reaction. So it was sheer bliss to her. She continued to scream out, this time shoving her face into the mattress in order to prevent the screams from waking anyone else up. Her legs were shaking violently from the treatment. After only a minute, she came much harder then she did when she fingered herself. Her pussy violently squirted out cum at a rapid rate, getting all over ZX's face and getting on the bed. Spent, she slumped on the bed. Her pussy continued to leak out juices, and her legs still shook. ZX, meanwhile, was licking all of the juices off his face.

Luna: That... was... amazing...

ZX took a good look at her beautiful form. She was completely spent from the experience. Her breathing was heavy to the point where it almost sounded like panting. She was also sweating all over, and blushed violently. She finally rose up and wiped the rest of the cum off of herself and the bed, licking it seductively.

ZX: Was it really that good?

Luna: While Revelian is probably a better love-maker overall, you're definitely a better licker...

She stood up and got dressed.

Luna: Well, I hope you had fun...

ZX: You know it...

Luna: But now I have to go... See you tomorrow.

She turned to leave, but soon looked back at him.

Luna: And Zoshi, just because I let you do this doesn't mean I'm in love with you. I like the relationship we have: a friendship. And it should stay like that. Ok?

ZX nodded, smiling. Luna smiled back and left.

DMS and Luna met in the foyer.

DMS: Well how was your party?

Luna: It was fun...

DMS: Mine was insane. Urgh.

They both start to walk upstairs.

DMS: I gave Pinkie a little... Something... at the end of it. I have a feeling she's gonna get by a lot better now.

Luna nods, understanding what DMS did.

Luna: I gave ZX something he won't forget for a long time... Also, I gotta say, he's a helluva licker...

DMS simply sighs, realizing what she did.

DMS: You didn't do ALL of it, did you?

Luna: Check your Promise Stone.

DMS looked at it. It was still a radiant yellow.

Luna: Did you take YOURS all the way?

DMS: Check your stone.

Luna raises the stone and simply smiles at the radiant light coming from it.

Luna: We both kept our promises, while finally settling some scores, as well. But now...

As they arrived into the bedroom, Luna pushes DMS onto the bed, soon climbing on top of him.

Luna: I'm still horny as hell. You?

DMS: Mindreader. But what about the baby?

Luna raises her head and looks at the crib. She stands up and walks towards it. The baby lies there, asleep. She grunts as she turns and lies on her back, kicking her feet in the air.

Luna: Hehe, she's so cute.

DMS: You don't think we'll wake her, do you?

Luna: She's a heavy sleeper, like her dad.

She laughs as she walks back toward the bed, giving DMS a seductive look.

DMS: I'm so lucky to have met you first.

Luna: And you think that I don't feel that way? I'm grateful that you managed to make me feel happy again. Hell, I probably owe my life to you. If it weren't for you... I might have... It makes me feel sick to even think about it...

DMS grabs her hand and looks into her eyes. He sees that she's actually crying.

DMS: Hey, now, everything turned out good in the end, didn't it? I mean, you're out of that hell-hole and living with the man you love the most. Hell, you have a child and you're going to get married! What more could you ask for?

Luna looks at him, soon smiling.

Luna: I can only think of one thing.

She gives him a deep kiss.

Luna: I want to spend our lives together. We'll live together in bliss... Forever.

DMS smiles back at her.

DMS: Forever.

They get into another deep kiss...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE= HURR MORE SEX= Luna quickly starts to take her shirt and bra off again. After finally kicking away her panties, she lies down on the bed. DMS soon crawls over her.

DMS: Going classic tonight, huh?

Luna: We've both had some interesting encounters tonight... Let's just keep it plain for now...

DMS: If you say so.

With that, Luna wrapped her legs around DMS as he lowered himself down. He rubbed the opening of her pussy teasingly, causing Luna to let out a soft moan.

Luna: Revelian, please... don't tease me tonight...

DMS simply nodded and thrusted. Luna let out a sharp gasp she felt a warm, hard, and all-too familiar protrusion push its way inside of her and start to slide in and out. She asked him not to tease, so he didn't. He lowered his head and gave her another kiss as he continued to pound her. Despite her innocent looks, Luna really did like it rough. That wasn't any skin off of DMS' teeth. She looked at him lustfully again, a small signal that she was tired of taking it easy. DMS smiled and provided.

He suddenly arched back and thrusted harder then before. Luna let out a scream of pleasure as he started to work her, even hissing in glee at the fact that this is what she wanted. Luna lay there, taking in the mix of sheer pain and pleasure. And she loved every second of it. As DMS continued to work her, he grabbed her breasts and started to fondle them, licking and sucking on the hardened nipples. Luna couldn't think at all from the pleasure he gave her. She could only think of one fact-

DMS was, and always will be the love of her life. And he knew it.

After several minutes of pounding away, DMS finally felt himself about to cum. At the last second, he tore his tentacle away, firing off his seed all over Luna's face. Luna reacted by happily licking the cum off of her face, as well as wiping it off of her body. She then lay back on the bed, completely spent. DMS lovingly slid up next to her, wrapping his arms around her. She slowly returned the embrace as both of them pass out.

Chapter 8 - Final Day
Luna groans as she finally wakes up. The sunlight, coming from a window in the opposite end of the room, nearly blinds her. She tries to get up, but finds herself trapped. DMS is completely passed out next to her, with his arms over her. She smies as she carefully pries herself free from his love-grasp. She stands up and stretches out, popping her limbs. She starts to get dressed.

DMS: Aww, I was enjoying the show.

Luna simply shakes her head, smiling.

Luna: Nice to see you're awake.

DMS: I think I woke up when you pried yourself out of my arms.

Luna giggled as she slid on her pants and shirt. She then walks over to the crib. The baby was still asleep. How she didn't wake up to the noise last night simply astonished Luna. She carefully strokes the baby's head. Soon, the baby grunted and turned herself over.

DMS: She's like you after a bad party.

That completely caught Luna off guard. She suddenly blurted out laughing.

DMS: Yeesh, was it that funny?

Luna: Your timing was impeccable.

She turned around to see something that nearly made her laugh again. DMS was jokingly giving her some eyebrow (Or lack of) movements.

Luna: Well, since you're awake, you can cook breakfast.

DMS pretends to fall asleep. Luna jokingly pushes him off of the bed, making him yelp from surprise.

DMS: Ok ok! Sheesh!

They both simply laugh as they start to leave. Luna looks at the baby again.

Only to see her gone.

Luna: R-Revelian...?!

DMS: Ok ok let's all calm the f/ck down. She's gotta be close.

Luna turns away to look in the floor. DMS turns back to the crib, only to see her there again.

DMS: Luna? Err... She's back.

Luna: What?!

The baby looks at the two, confused. She then gives them a toothless grin. She suddenly vanishes again.

DMS: WOAH HOLY CRAP.

Luna: She... turned invisible??

DMS: Ok, I don't know WHAT genes you gave her, but whatever they are, they're friggin awesome.

Luna gropes at the baby, and soon picks her up. Luna finds it utterly bizarre to be picking up something she can't even see. The baby soon turns back visible. Luna noticed she looked a bit hungry, so she set the baby down so she could take her bra off and feed her.

Luna: I should really just start leaving the bra off. It'd make it easier for me to feed her.

The baby soon starts to feed. DMS just sort of stood there.

Luna: What, what's wrong? ...Look, the baby has these for at least a few months. Then they're all yours again.

That sort of knocked DMS out of his weird trance.

DMS: What?

Luna: You were just sitting there, staring at me.

DMS: It's hard not to stare at someone as beautiful as you.

Luna giggled. The baby soon stopped feeding and just looked at her. Luna pulled down her shirt and stood back up.

Luna: Well, shall we?

They both head downstairs, where DMS starts to make breakfast. Despite what you might think, he's actually a pretty decent cook. He soon makes pancakes and french toast, along with fat-free bacon and eggs. He puts the food on the table for both of them and sits down. They soon hear a groan. They both look up to see Twilight walking in, with her hand over her head.

DMS: What's the matter, Twilight? You look like you have a 5-star hangover right about now.

Twilight sits down at the table, still clutching her head.

DMS: Why don't you go take a nap on the couch for a while. It's a lot better then sleeping on a table.

Twilight: I'm alright... Urgh... That was some party last night. Everyone else is still passed out...

DMS: What I want to know is how the hell Rarity was convinced to start drinking beer.

Twilight: Your guess is as good as mine.

DMS: The one that got me the most was Applejack. That was hilarious! I loved it when she tripped over the stool and smashed through a desk.

Twilight snorted at that.

Twilight: And the way she talked! "Tell you hwat man talkin' stuff n thing goin round gettin staggerin drunk n then we wake up n everythins broken and all smashed n were all naked..."

They all laughed at that.

Luna: Was she seriously that drunk??

DMS: Shit, she started running around naked at one point. She then wound up doing that stool-thing and smashed through the desk. That's where she just sort of passed out.

They hear the noise of someone falling down.

DMS: Think that's her?

Sure enough, Applejack staggers into the kitchen.

Still naked.

DMS facepalms and covers his eye.

DMS: Applejack, get some clothes on.

Applejack: What...?

Twilight stands up and leads her back upstairs.

DMS: Awkward.

A few moments later, they both come back. Now Applejack is wearing a white t-shirt and shortened jeans. Her hat is more or less completely missing.

DMS: Hey Applejack.

She didn't say a word. She jut went to the table and started to devour the food.

Luna: What, does she have the munchies?

DMS: By drinking beer?

Applejack: I ain't got the munchies... I'm just really hungry.

Applejack continues to engulf the food.

Twilight: Err, care to leave some for us?

Applejack: O-oh, sorry y'all.

So after they eat (what's left), DMS gets up and heads back to the oven.

DMS: I'm still not even done cooking. I gotta make breakfast for the rest of your friends. I still can't believe you burned the hotel down.

Twilight blushed, embarrassed. At the hotel, Twilight was trying out some new spells. One caused a massive fire and burned the hotel to the ground, forcing them to stay at DMS' castle.

Applejack: How come you ain't hung over?? You drank more then the rest of us combined!

DMS: I don't get hung over. My blood just destroys alcohol before it can get to my "brain".

Luna: Hey DMS, I'll help you cook if you want.

DMS: Thanks.

They make some more food. After a while, Fluttershy comes into the kitchen. She's wearing a fresh, yellow t-shirt and blue pants. She sits down and patiently waits for breakfast.

DMS: Hey, Fluttershy. What do you want for breakfast?

Fluttershy: Just some toast and milk, please...

DMS: You hung over, too?

Fluttershy nods quietly.

DMS: Ok, that does it. Time to make my famous soberer.

Applejack: What's that??

DMS reaches into a cabinet and starts to mix together some things. Soon, after a bit of stirring, he hands each of them a glass filled with weird, blue liquid.

DMS: Drink it. It's gonna hurt like hell, but it'll take out the hangover.

They all drink it, soon clutching their heads in pain afterward. A few moments later, the pain stops and the hangover is gone!

Fluttershy: What is that stuff?

DMS: It's a special plant found in these parts that, when grounded up and mixed in water, pretty much snaps you out of a hangover. Hurts like hell for a minute, though.

Applejack: No lie...

Pretty soon, Rarity comes inside, clutching her head.

Rarity: I'm not ever drinking that nasty stuff again.

DMS hands her the special drink.

Rarity: What's this revolting-smelling thing?

DMS: Drink it. It'll knock you out of your hangover.

She drinks it. She then groans painfully.

Rarity: Ugh, my head! It's just making it worse!!

DMS: Give it a second.

Finally, Rarity lets go of her head, and looks at DMS in surprise.

Rarity: What IS this? This is astonishing!

DMS tells her of the plant.

Rarity: Interesting. Sad that it only grows here.

DMS: Yeah.

Then Rainbow Dash comes into the kitchen and has a similar experience with the drink because I'm sick and tired of writing the same damned scene with different characters.

Finally, Pinkie Pie comes into the kitchen, wearing a blue tank top and shorts. She's the only one of the Mane 6 not to have gotten wasted last night.

Pinkie: Hey there, you cute little lovebirds!!

Pinkie bounces over to a chair and sits in it, smiling.

Luna: You're awfully happy this morning, Pinkie!

Pinkie: I know!! Last night was great, wasn't it?? I told you it would be fun!

Luna: Well, it was pretty fun. Right, Revelian?

DMS: I was tied to a table and tortured.

The girls giggled. DMS rolls his eye.

Pinkie: So tomorrow's the big day, huh?

Luna: Yep. Tomorrow's the day Revelian and I get married and spend the rest of our lives together.

As she said this, she leaned over to him and kissed him on his cheek.

So they finish breakfast. Rainbow Dash stands up and points at DMS.

RD: HEY!! We never did have that race you promised!

DMS stands up, grinning.

DMS: Fine then, punk. You want a damned race? I'll race circles around you until your head spins!!

The other simply sigh. They all head to the roof of DMS' Castle.

Luna: The first to fly completely around the world and come back here wins!

They both nod, and get ready to race.

Luna: On your marks... Get set... GO!!

But DMS doesn't move. Rainbow Dash charges forward and leaps off of the castle...

And begins falling, because her wings can't handle her new body size.

RD: WHAT THE FU-

DMS then flies down and catches her before she hits the ground. He takes her back to the roof and drops her on the ground. She angrily pulls herself to her feet.

RD: YOU KNEW ABOUT THIS, DIDN'T YOU?!

DMS: I figure it'd be best for you to learn the hard way. And besides, there was no way in hell you'd beat me in a race anyways. I used to fly warp-speed through space DAILY. And that was when I was younger! Not even your Sonic Rainboom would have caught up with me. Watch and learn... I time myself flying through this world daily.

He charges up and blasts off in a burst of powerful energy. In a matter of seconds, he's back at the castle.

DMS: Under 5 seconds. And this world is BIGGER then Equestria! 10 seconds flat? Don't make me laugh.

Rainbow Dash pouts angrily, knowing she's been beaten. DMS puts a hand on her shoulder.

DMS: Relax. You're still the best flier in Equestria. Just not the universe. Hell, I'm probably not even the best in the universe. I don't care about titles, anyways.

Rainbow Dash looks up and nods, and they all head back downstairs.

So the day happens and nothing interesting happens CAN WE GET TO THE WEDDING DAY NOW?

Chapter 9 - Castle Wedding Crashers
The big day.

DMS stands at the altar, headbanging, which is located in his palace. He has LD be the priest Because they don't have priests in SRWorld and has ZX be his best man. Yesterday, Rarity had gotten DMS a fine tuxedo-like suit for the wedding, and even got him a black cloak for it. Finally, the door opens up at the far end and LD smacks DMS upside the head to get him to stop headbanging. Luna walks in, wearing a beautiful violet dress, while Rarity and Twilight walk on either side of her. They walk up to the altar, where DMS takes off the veil covering her beautiful face. LD starts his speech.

LD: WE HAVE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO WATCH THESE TWO UNITE IN HOLY MATRIMONY. BLAH BLAH FINAL WISHES ALL THAT CARP. MAY THE RING-BEARER WALK FORWARD!

S17 walks foward, with a small pillow. DMS and Luna take the rings and put them on each other's fingers.

LD: AND NOW...

Speech skip.

LD: YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE.

They then lean forward to kiss eachother...

And Lazro smashes through the door, panting.

Lazro: Y-YOU GUYS... HUFF HUFF... THERE'S THIS BIG ARMY MARCHING TOWARDS US... I THINK THEY'RE...

Suddenly, Lazro gets knocked out of the way by a tall Equestrian wearing golden armor. A large group of them walk on either side of the red carpet, and kneel. DMS simply draws his sword.

Finally, Celestia walks forward, wearing a white dress.

Celestia: Oh, what, did you stop the ceremony because of me? How modest.

DMS: What the hell are you doing here, Celestia?! No one invited your bitch-ass.

Celestia: So I'm not allowed to see my sister get married to the freak she loves? How sad. Oh well, I didn't come here to watch anyways.

She snaps her fingers. One of her guards walks up...

Carrying DMS and Luna's baby. Celestia takes the baby out of his hands and starts to stroke her nose.

Celestia: How beautiful. I'm surprised my disgusting sister and her monster of a groom could create something this beautiful.

She turns to leave. She looks at one of the guards.

Celestia: I leave them to you.

She warps her and the Mane 6 away, and all of the guards draw swords!! Luna snaps her fingers, and her dress vanishes, revealing her normal t-shirt and pants.

DMS: Neat trick. But how are you gonna fight without a weapon?

Luna's eyes start to glow.

Luna: You act like I can't use magic.

The guards all charge forward. ZX and LD draw their own swords and leap into the fray! S17 just runs away.

DMS: COME ON, YOU PIGS OF CELESTIA!! COME ON AND DIE.

4 guards leap at DMS, and all promptly get decapitated. Luna, meanwhile, starts to float in the air and bombard the remaining guards with dark magic.

DMS: When the hell did you learn that!?

Luna: You forget already?? You taught me this stuff when you were at Equestria!!

DMS: Curse my memory.

ZX and LD also continue to fight off the guards attacking them. More of them start to come in through the foyer, and promptly get blown away by a powerful blast of magic by Luna. Finally, they all seem to have been killed.

DMS: Was that it? Pfft, Celestia must have forgotten how strong I am.

ZX and LD give DMS an angry look.

DMS: Of course, my friends made nice allies, too.

LD shakes his head. Luna runs up to DMS.

Luna: DMS... They took her...!

DMS: I know, I know. LD, take a look at the world map through Mapiru.

They all get the pet Mapiru and proceed to look at the map in horror.

LD: Dear God. Celestia has been working under our noses.

They see large installations scattered through our SRWorld.

LD: So what, are we going to war or something!?

DMS stands up.

DMS: Damned right we are.

Chapter 10 - Going to War
DMS, LD, and ZX have gathered around Mapiru to plan their first attack.

LD: So, as we can see, they've got the whole Seaside area taken over... We've got these massive docks up here to the north next to the channel, where ZX's old castle used to be, and a large factory is producing weapons across it, where W D33's old castle used to be. In the Desert area, we have large oil factories getting oil for their cause, and we finally have the Snowfield, where their command is... We've got a big battle ahead of us.

DMS: No kidding. And we're gonna take em all over.

ZX: The bastards demolished my castle!! BOTH OF THEM!! DAMNIT!!

DMS: When we're done, we'll make you a new castle. Just relax.

LD: So DMS, are you going to get your Seashore Army into this?

DMS: NAW, I'M NOT.

LD facepalms.

LD: I shouldn't ask stupid questions.

DMS: So, I was thinking a split operation to take out both the Docks and the Factory. Me and Luna will attack the Docks, and you, ZX, and some soldiers will take over the factory. We might even get SC Thomas into this.

ZX: Oh yeah, Thomas. How is Thomas?

DMS: Doing good, actually.

Luna: So, you and me are going to take over a facility by ourselves??

DMS: You act like we're helpless.

Luna: I didn't say that, but... It's still a large complex. What if we get outnubered severely?

DMS: Luna. You act like we're helpless.

Luna finally shakes her head and leaves, angry.

LD: DMS, I think you should...

DMS is already behind her.

LD: OK THEN NEVERMIND. So we're going with DMS' plan?

ZX: It would be for the best.

Meanwhile, at the enemy HQ...

Celestia lies naked on the bed, covered in a blanket and in front of a fire place. Soon, an Equestrian walks in.

Generic: Ma'am... The assault failed.

Celestia: Hm. That's disappointing. I need better generals.

She turns and glares at the Equestrian, who happens to be a general.

General: U-umm...

She pulls out a 357. Magnum and fires a shot, hitting the general between the eyes.

Celestia: Get this filth out of here. And where is my new contact?

As some maids nervously remove the body, a tall being walks into the room. He looks at Celestia and simply grins.

???: Enjoying your pampered self, Celestia?

Celestia: Don't make me return you to that wreckage I dug you out of.

???: Meheheh... I'm a bit too valuable for that...

Celestia: You think you are. So, are you set for the plan?

???: Yesss....

Celestia: Bring me that bitch's head, and you'll get a nice reward...

She turns over and looks at the being, slightly exposing herself to him.

???: Celestia, please. Sex doesn't interest me anymore. I'm long dead, remember? Meheheh....

Celestia: Then you'll get pleasure of killing your arch nemesis, Revelian Zeronius.

???: You mean DMS... Hahahaha.... Yes, that would be my greatest reward... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

The being laughs insanely, shaking violently.

Celestia: Stop that laughing. It's irritating.

???: Yessss, your higness...

With that, the tall being walks out of the room, preparing for the plan.

Then the baby starts to cry.

Celestia: What's the matter, little guy? Hungry?

Celestia stands up, exposing her body. Despite being a total uber-bitch, she was probably even sexier than Luna. And she prides herself on it. She walks over to the baby, lying in a golden crib, and picks her up to feed her. She starts to suck on Celestia's nipple, but soon makes a disgusted face and spits the milk out.

Celestia: Hahaha... Fuck you too.

She puts the baby back in the crib and lies back down herself.

Chapter 11 - Joint Assault
Outside of the briefing room...

DMS tries to talk to Luna, who is angry about the fact that DMS thinks they can easily take the job of taking over docks themselves.

Luna: Revelian!! You know the enemies there outnumber us 50 fold! We need, at the very least, some soldiers to use as back-up!!

DMS: Luna, I know that, but we're two of the strongest beings in this world! Are you saying we can't take over some docking complex by ourselves?

Luna: A docking complex that's probably heavily guarded!! Revelian, please. Just consider it. At least have some soldiers back us up. It would make me happy knowing we're not fighting a lonely battle.

DMS nods.

DMS: Ok, I'll get some Sado Commandos to fight alongside us.

Luna: Thank you, Revelian.

She kisses him once.

DMS: Also, I got you a new weapon!

Luna: Really?

DMS then walks over to a storage crate and opens it. He pulls out a large box, and opens the case. He pulls out a wicked looking machine gun.

DMS: This is a heavy machine gun I had custom made. It also has a flamethrower on it!

Luna: You and your weird-ass weapons... But how is this better then my XM6000?

DMS: The bullets hit harder then the XM6000's, and they're generally more accurate. Also, there's next to no recoil on this. And hey, FLAMETHROWER?? The only bad part is that this thing can only fire burst rounds of 8 before having to stop for a moment. But it's a pretty short moment.

Luna: Ok, I'll give this thing a shot. But I'm also taking my stake gun.

DMS: Right. Ok then, I'll get some Sado Commandos and we'll prepare for the assault.

Luna: One more question... What are these blades on the front?

DMS: If enemies get too close for comfort, you can slice them up with them. Also, I nearly forgot... You can shoot the gas-can from this thing and cause a massive inferno with it. However, you'll be out of Flamethrower ammo if you use it. It's a pretty nice room clearer, though, and you'll still have Machine Gun ammo, so... Yeah.

Luna: Hmm, this does seem like an effective weapon... Thanks, Revelian.

DMS: No problem. Now then, let's head out.

A few minutes later, and the gang is one a Transport plane.

DMS: We have the ID on this thing set for Civilian Transport. That'll allow us to fly overhead without getting attacked. Me, Luna, and 3 Sado Commandos will dive onto the docks and land on a large crane. We're codenamed Alpha Team. ZX, LD, Thomas, 4 other Sado Commandos, 4 Maso Commandos, and 11 Skeleton Soldiers will dive down to the Factory, codenamed Bravo team.. We have more troops situating there because the Factory complex is MUCH larger then the Docking complex. Once both complexes have been successfully occupied, we'll have the army move in and completely take it over. Now then, you all ready for this?

Everyone else is ready.

DMS: Ok then... Here's our stop. Let's go!!

DMS, Luna, and the Sado Commandos dive down towards the docks and land on a large crane.

DMS: Diving successful. Good luck on your mission, Bravo team.

ZX: Same to you, Alpha.

DMS and the rest of Alpha team throw the parachutes into the water. They then begin to spy on the docks.

Chapter 12 - Dock Land
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The complex itself was somewhat large. There were several ships still docked in, and there were 2 large buildings. Some tram-ways help with transporting thing. There are many Equestrian dock workers feverishly moving equipment and weapons, and there are many soldiers moving around as well. DMS points with his hand to a bunch of soldiers gathered around a burning oil drum.

DMS: Luna, launch a grenade at those soldiers. It'll clear a good amount of them out.

She launches a grenade, killing them all. This alerts the rest of the soldiers.

DMS: Ok, Luna, you stay here and snipe the soldiers that try to flank us or attack from behind. Me and the Sado Commandos are going in.

DMS and the Sado Commandos leap down from the crane!

Some soldiers rush at them from the front. DMS laughs as they get gunned down by the Sado Commandos.

DMS: The idiots don't even use guns!!

DMS regrets saying that as bullets start to pound the ground in front of him.DMS leaps into cover, and the two Sado Commandos begin to fire on the attacking soldiers. DMS soon leaps out and finishes them off.

Meanwhile, Luna continues to snipe any enemies that she spots, having precise aim not to hit any dock workers. A soldier sneaks up behind her, having hook-wired up the crane. She doesn't even look at him as she points the stake gun at him and impales him into a wall. Soon, the battle is over.

DMS: Ok, we've taken care of this area. Let's head towards one of the buildings. Luna, let's go.

Luna leaps down from the crane and joins DMS. They head towards one of the large buildings. DMS kicks the door open. Inside are loads of dock workers who went into hiding when the attack began.

DMS: Clear. Just dock workers. Don't attack them.

SC1: Why are a bunch of them chicks??

DMS: From what I've heard, Equestria has a 70-30 female to male ratio.

SC2: What?? That's a little weird.

DMS: I know, right?? Anyways, this place is clear. Let's keep moving.

They head towards the second building, which looks a lot larger then the other one.

DMS: We've got a hell of a fight on our hands... Get ready!

They kick the door down and dive behind some boxes as bullets start to pound the ground behind them. Luna pops out and starts firing at some soldiers, taking them down. More simply follow suite. A Sado Commando gets hit and killed. My action sequences are divine.

Soldier 1: Stop worrying about the other guys!! If we kill that one bitch, we won't just get a promotion, we won't just get a damned medal, we'd get a statue in our honor AND we get to sleep with Celestia herself!!

Soldier 2: What?!

Finally, Luna gets enraged and leaps out of cover!!

DMS: LUNA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?

She starts to gun down all of the soldiers!!

Luna: YOU FUCKERS COULD NEVER KILL ME!!

Finally, the soldiers appear to have all been gunned down!

DMS: Wow...

But suddenly, another soldier runs out. He sees the carnage in front of him and backs up.

Then the same tall figure from before appears behind him and jabs him with a sword! The soldier falls to the ground, but starts to glow and stand up! His body grows to a monstrous size!!!

???: Go sick em.

The monster charges at Luna and bashes her with his fist, knocking her into a wall. It then picks her up and bashes her head on the side of a railing, then proceeds to ape-smash her into the ground!!

DMS: LUNA!!

DMS charges out of the cover and starts to attack the monster. The monster gets a right hook in, knocking DMS' head sideways. But it simply spins back, and DMS glares at the monster.

DMS: You hit like a BITCH.

DMS punches the monster himself, sending him flying through a wall. He leaps inside of the wreckage and continues to fight the monster!! More soldiers show up, as well, and take aim at Luna's unconscious body. Another Sado Commando leaps forward and shoots the other soldiers. He then grabs Luna's beaten body and takes it back behind cover. Finally, DMS decapitates the massive monster. It flails around a bit before falling to the ground.

DMS: It's over. We've won.

He then heads back towards the cover, where Luna lays on the ground.

DMS: Damnit, Luna!! Why the hell did you do that!?

Her body is bashed up badly. Her arm is twisted up, her mouth is knocked loose, and her eye is swollen. Cuts and gashes cover her body, and blood continuously leaks from the top of her head.

DMS: Get her out of here and back to the infirmary! NOW!!

The other two Sado Commandos comply. DMS gets on the radio with ZX, who's busy fighting off enemies in the Factory.

DMS: ZX!!

ZX: KINDA BUSY, DMS!!!

DMS: THE DOCK'S OURS.

ZX: AWESOME. WE'RE STILL FIGHTING OFF SOLDIERS IN THE FACTORY!!

DMS: CAPS LOCK PARTY.

He cuts the contact and heads out of the docks.

Chapter 13 - About That Same Time...
Cut back a few minutes.

ZX, LD, and the other soldiers silently wait on the plane, ready to drop towards the factory. ZX soon spots it.

ZX: There it is. Let's get ready to drop.

They all leap out of the plane and land at the entrance.

They prepare to attack.

(Theme)

ZX: Ok, guys, we need to split up if we're going to take over this base effectively. LD, Thomas, and I will go to the mid-section, where the primary office is. The rest of you get split up into halves. Got it?

They all split up into teams. A lone Skeleton Soldier is left behind. He's armed with a custom M1 Garand with a sight.

ZX: Hey, wait, what's your name, Skeleton Soldier?

SS: What?

ZX: What do you identify yourself with??

SS: Numbers, sir. I'm Skeleton Soldier #4871.

ZX: I'm calling you Jack for redundancy's sake. Come with us.

Jack: Really?? I can go with you guys???

ZX: You have a custom M1 Garand. That's bad-ass.

Jack eagerly heads towards their team.

Thomas: So, are we heading out or what??

Thomas, unlike the other Sado Commandos, wore golden armor. His head-mask was a bright, radiant red, and he was armed with two unique guns...

He had a custom Glock 18 with an extended mag, holding 34 bullets, that was colored blue and had "Heaven" carved into the barrel. He also had a large Desert Eagle with an extended mag that was colored red and had "Hell" written on the barrel. He actually knows Jack, as the two used to be in the same unit before DMS promoted him to general.

Thomas: Alright, then, let's go! Come on, Jack.

They all head out.

ZX: Let's try to be sneaky with this one... Time for a little espionage.

ZX pulls out a silenced M1911 and sneaks over to a guard post. Two guards stand on patrol. One's inside of a tiny building, and the other's leaning on the wall smoking a cigarette.

ZX: Smoking kills, bitch.

He fires a shot, hitting the guard in the head. The other one looks outside, only to get shot by ZX.

ZX: The main gate's open, let's head inside and split up. The other two teams are meant as a distraction to allow us to sneak inside undetected. If any of you survive, then make your way to the head complex.

SC: We'd die for this mission, sir. This is a pivotal point, and if have to die in order to take it over, then so be it.

ZX: But if you can stay alive, then do so. Alright, get ready...

He then yells out.

ZX: ATTACK.

The two teams charge towards the facility and starts to fight off the soldiers as a distraction. DMS trains his soldeirs well. Even the lowly Skeleton Soldiers get top-tier training in order to survive as long as possible. In the carnage, ZX and his team sneak by and head towards the main facility.

Jack: Ok, we did it! We've reached their main facility.

ZX: But still, we should expect heavy resistance.

LD: Right, let's keep moving.

They soon arrive at the main facility. Sadly, ZX was right. There were still several soldiers guarding the main facility.

ZX: Damnit. Jack, do you have a silencer for that M1?

Jack pulls out a silencer.

Jack: Yes, sir.

ZX: Start to snipe those enemies. Keep your head low, ok?

Jack: Yes sir! I was voted "Best Shot" in my training!

ZX: Put those skills to use, kid.

Jack runs over behind a semi-truck. He climbs on top and hides behind some boxes. He starts to take aim at the soldiers.

Jack: Ok, let's do this...

He starts to snipe the soldiers, getting several headshots.

ZX: He's not bad.

Thomas: He said he was voted "Best Shot", didn't he?? He didn't just mean "Best Shot" out of all Skeleton Soldiers.

ZX: You're kidding!!

Thomas: Dead serious.

Soon, Jack has amazingly sniped all of the guards in the area.

ZX: That... was amazing.

Jack: T-thank you, sir!

But then, a wall crumbles nearby, and a large swarm of soldiers rush in!!

ZX: DAMNIT!!

ZX grabs a gun from a fallen soldier. LD still has that Tommy Gun from Corruption. Jack and Thomas have guns, too, just so you know that. BLUH.

Just then, ZX's radio blares out. It's DMS.

DMS: ZX!!

ZX: KINDA BUSY, DMS!!!

DMS: THE DOCK'S OURS.

ZX: AWESOME. WE'RE STILL FIGHTING OFF SOLDIERS IN THE FACTORY!!

DMS: CAPS LOCK PARTY.

The radio signal gets cut. ZX starts to go on the assault, slicing up some soldiers that have gotten too close for comfort. Thomas and Jack work together- Thomas focuses on the offensive, while Jack snipes any soldiers trying to flank him. LD climbs on top of one of the boxes and grabs a grenade launcher that was conveniently located inside of one.

LD: SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!

He starts to unload with the grenade launcher, blowing away several soldiers with one shot each.