Pet School/Archive

Kindergarten 1
Welcome to Kindergarten 1! This class is for students that have the average newborn's IQ level or are seriously undisciplined. It has started, and you can no longer add pets.

Classes (As of now)

 * Gym
 * Playing
 * Battle
 * Swim Gym
 * Water Battle

Gym

 * Ballshot: Time for ice skating! Put on your Ice Skates.
 * Klory: On deen, tub knaht. (I don't need to, but thanks.)
 * Pathie: Slide! Slide! I want to slide!
 * Beezis: ...But I can fly...
 * GYM THEME: ICE. RACE TYPE. DIFFICULTY: HIGH. SNOW.
 * Bell: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
 * Ballshot: That's all for today! Now you can play with your owner.

DMS and Misery

 * DMS: How was the first block?
 * Misery: ...Wit got sick because of Uncle Greed...
 * DMS: Oh, I see... Don't worry. Wit is already at the Pet Hospital getting treated.
 * Misery: Master, who is Kuipter?
 * DMS:...Something you will never have to worry about, dear.
 * Misery:...Ok...

Part 2
The plot thickens...
 * Misery: ...Daddy?
 * DMS: Yes, what is it, dear?
 * Misery: I got a weird feeling...
 * DMS: What do you mean?
 * Misery: Every time I see Beezis, I get a weird feeling...
 * DMS: Do you think it could just be friendship?
 * Misery: I know what friendship feels like, but this....it feels different... It almost feels stronger then that...
 * DMS: "Suddenly realizes what she really means" *Stares forward for a second, then promptly passes out*
 * Misery: D-daddy?! Are you ok??

ZoshiX and Beezis

 * ZoshiX: How was your first class?
 * Beezis (Translated): Well, fine I guess. I didn't really have to anything. They were ice skating.
 * ZoshiX: Oh, yeah. I heard you helped clear snow so the medics could get to Wit.
 * Beezis: Yup!
 * ZoshiX: Coolio. I brought your favorite lunch, peanut butter and honey sandwich with apple slices.
 * Beezis: Yay! Umm... do you know why Misery looks so weird?
 * ZoshiX: Well, don't tell her that! I... I'm not sure, but she's really nice. I love you, see you after school.
 * Beezis: Byebye!

Samuel17 and Estival

 * Samuel17: How was it?
 * Estival: Great, I got an A in ice skating!
 * Samuel17: Great, I'm proud of you.
 * Ruby: Me too!
 * Bascor: Me as well.
 * Samuel17: Great. Did you make friends?
 * Estival: Not now...
 * Samuel17: Fine. Ok, we're going home: your mother has a surprise!
 * Estival: What is it?
 * Samuel17: I won't say it now. You will soon find out.
 * DMS: Cameo time! I edited this.

Misery and Beezis (Talk scene)

 * Beezis: (Translated) Hi, Misery.
 * Misery:...Hi, Beezis...
 * Beezis: What are you doing here, alone?
 * Misery: Well...No one else talks to me because I look weird...:'(
 * Beezis: Aww, why do people do that? You act very nice.
 * Misery: I don't know...Daddy says its nothing to worry about, that they will look past it soon... You're the first one to do that...
 * Beezis: Yeah...Want to be friends?
 * Misery: ...!
 * Beezis: :)
 * Misery: Ok! :D
 * Beezis: Ok then! :-)
 * Misery:...Beezis?
 * Beezis: Yea?
 * Misery:...I like you. :-)
 * Beezis: Err...I like you too? Anyways, I gotta get back to class. See ya! :) (Floats off)
 * Misery:.....I need to talk to daddy about this feeling I have...

Poisonshot and Klory

 * Poisonshot: Klory, did you do good today?
 * Klory: Yup! A+! I discovered that my grafts can act like skates!
 * Poisonshot: Good! Did you make any friends?
 * Klory: Yeah!
 * Poisonshot: Alright! Now head on back to class.

A Crucial Message

 * Beezis: Hey! there's a message coming in on my communicator thingy!
 * ZoshiX: (On screen, quietly.) Beezis, I'm trapped in a cage in Kuipter's lair. Get Ergoth and his friends to come here, okay? Oh, and be sure tt.................zzzzzzz.
 * Beezis: Uncle Zoshi? Hello?! Well, I better go tell Ergoth.

Battle!
NOTE- Misery and Squishy cannot participate in this, due to this being an on-ground fight. Water battles are last block. They have both been excused for this. {C}


 * Warshot: Hey, maggots. Pair up with someone and show me how you can fight.
 * BATTLE THEME: IRON. MELEE TYPE. TRAP: IRON CLAMPS.

Estival VS Klory!
No result.

Jaquib VS Tempest!
No result.



Pool
Klory left because her leg graft is not waterproof.
 * Swimshot: This is the swimming training!
 * Klory: ...
 * Estival: *Runs around in anticipation*
 * Misery: Wow!
 * Tempest: Bom bom bom bom bom (Cool!)
 * Bella: Beezis, do you want to be friends?
 * Klory: AAAAAAH!!
 * Misery: Klory?! Oh no, she fell!
 * DMS: ANOTHER CAMEO!
 * Misery: Hi dad!
 * Bell: RINGRINGRINGRINGRING!
 * Swimshot: Ok, kids, off to battle class!
 * Wit: Oh boy...
 * Demon: Meheheh...

Battle School

 * DMS: ALRIGHT, MAGGOTS, DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!!
 * Beezis: ...What?
 * DMS: Oh, right, most of you don't have arms....
 * Klory: (Walks in wet) WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME!?
 * DMS: A pet with arms? Ok then. DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!!!!
 * Klory: What? (Gets hit with Stun Ray)
 * DMS: I SAID DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY! (Releases)
 * Klory: *Starts pushuping*
 * Bella: So Beezis...do you want to be friends?
 * Beezis: Oh, sure! You look cool! Why are you glowing like that?
 * Bella: I don't know... I was born like this.
 * Misery: ......
 * Beezis: Ok, then. We're friends!
 * Bella: :D
 * Misery: ....*Seething Jealousy*
 * Klory: Ok, done...ow... my arms...
 * Wit: Good thing he didn't notice me....
 * Tempest: Or me.
 * DMS: Oh, I noticed you. I was just waiting for Klory to get done. GIVE ME 20! BOTH OF YOU!!
 * LD: Can't Beezis and Bella use their satellite-flap things to do some push-up thingy? Oh, anyway, has anyone seen my five-feathered arrow?
 * DMS: Wait... *Pulls arrow out from back of head* you mean THIS!?
 * LD: Lousy stupid G/ddamn students who can't follow simple f/cking instructions... Let me guess... I'm fired, right?
 * DMS: *Smashes arrow where it bends to the shape of your head and stays there* NO. GET BACK THERE AND MAKE SURE THAT THERE ARE COVERS ON THAT WINDOW!! *Kicks LD out of the room*
 * Lazro: *Steps into room*
 * Lazro: *Puts glass in window*
 * Lazro: Bai. May joo has teh good dey.
 * Lazro: Wow! Thanks for the present! :)
 * Lazro: ...DMS, Your mind tricks are amusing.

Kindergarten 1
Class is full! No more pets can sign up here.
 * Klory (Poisonshot's Yellow Fairy Grafted Stickman) [[File:Klory(Cared).png]]
 * Wit (Happyman2341's Brown Smiley Stickman) [[File:Wit.png]]
 * Demon (Happyman2341's Red Box Mix) [[File:Demon.png]]
 * Estival (Samuel17's Yellow Roundhead Scorpion) [[File:Estival.png]]
 * Beezis (ZoshiX's Yellow Diamond Satelite) [[File:Beezis.png]]
 * Squishy (HGD's Blue Sixstar Jellyfish) [[File:Squishy.png]]
 * Misery (DMS' Black Unpecied Head Mutated Eel) [[File:Misery.png]]
 * Pathie (Poisonshot's Cyan Smiley Gunned Walker) [[File:Pathie.png]]
 * Jaquib (Poisonshot's Cyan Star UFO) [[File:Jaquib.png]]
 * Tempest (TFM's Green Box Stickman) [[File:Tempest.png]]
 * Bella (DMS' Rainbow Gel Satellite) [[File:Bella.PNG]]
 * Nibbles (DMS' Green Onigiri Oyster) [[File:Nibbles.PNG]]

Talk Scene:Veatrice and Misery
(At the Party)
 * Misery- Hello! You're Veatrice right?
 * Veatrice- Yes.
 * Misery- Cool!
 * Veatrice- Hey, do you want to come to my party tomorrow?
 * Misery- Sure!

(Meanwhile Outside) Some time later...
 * Misery- (At the door) DING DONG!
 * Veatrice- Hello! Come on in!
 * Misery- Hey everybody! Hey wait! Whats Gladus doing here? She's like...old.
 * Veatrice- She's my grandmother!
 * Misery-... wait a second...
 * Misery- OH MY GOD! You're BEEZIS' DAUGHTER????!??!?!?!?!?!!?
 * Veatrice- Yea...so
 * Misery- *Pins Veatrice to the ground* IF I CANT BE WITH BEEZIS, NOBODY CAN HAVE HER CHILD YOU B//CH!
 * Beezis- WHAT THE?! MISERY?!!?
 * Misery- Beezis? Is this true?
 * Beezis- Yeah, I had a baby, so what?
 * Misery- But...but...I loved you.
 * Beezis- WHAT?!
 * Misery- Yes.
 * Beezis- I...I..don't know what to say. I'm sorry, but this is NOT going to work. Please leave now.
 * Misery- But...
 * Beezis- NOW!
 * Misery- (leaves)
 * Beezis- Veatrice, be careful of her, okay?
 * Veatrice- What just happened?
 * Beezis- Oh...honey... (has talk about homosexualism)
 * Misery- I just lost my only friend, who turned out to be a backstabber. Now what? Is life worth living for?
 * -DMS warps in- ...
 * Misery- ...Dad?
 * DMS- I saw what happened... Dear, you shouldn't of done that. You should not of reacted so violently. I can understand your feelings....sort of. You're still young. You don't fully understand your feelings... I will explain. *Tells Misery about her homosexuality, how its not how girls usually do it, and that its not her fault*
 * Misery- You kept this from me for so long!? How could you!!
 * DMS- Dear, you were young. I waited untill you were older, untill you could understand. It was for the best, dear... Now, I'll have a talk with Beezis. Stay here.


 * Misery- *Waiting, scared*


 * DMS- *Walks out with Beezis* Come in, dear.
 * Misery- *Sheepishly walks in*
 * DMS- Well, Misery. What do you have to say?
 * Misery- ...I'm sorry, Beezis... It's just... the feelings I have...
 * Beezis- It's ok, Misery. I can understand..
 * Misery- You can't understand unless you are like me...
 * Beezis- .....
 * Misery- You don't mean...
 * Beezis- I do... *Blushes*
 * Misery- ...Oh, Beezis... *Both get into a deep kiss (THIS IS AS FAR AS IT WILL GO ON THIS PAGE, I PROMISE)*
 * DMS- Oh boy.
 * Veatrice- M-Mom??
 * DMS- Veatrice, I think we should step out...
 * Veatrice- Y...you can't be... serious...
 * DMS- Afraid so. She bred and had you to try and ignore those feelings. It clearly didn't work. Come on, I'll go get you an ice cream... *DMS and Veatrice go outside*
 * Veatrice- ...I swear, I WILL have my revenge on that... FREAK... for doing this to me...
 * DMS- Come on. Its not as bad as you think. Beezis still loves you...
 * Veatrice- *Doesn't seem to listen, and floats away with DMS as they go out and leave Beezis and Misery to themselves to do things that I can't list in this page.*

Continued at Heartbreak: An ACTION Story.

Kindergarten 2
5 more pets can sign in this class.
 * Trouble (Poisonshot's Grey Fruit Vampire Plane)[[File:Trouble.png]]
 * Guest (Poisonshot's Brown-Red Smiley Plane)[[File:Guest.png]]
 * Selfsort (Poisonshot's Yellow Meteor Spider)[[File:Selfsort.png]]
 * Moon (Samuel17's Grey/White Roundhead Roller)[[File:Moon.PNG]]
 * Marvin (HankGuideDude's Turquoise Triangle Zombie)[[File:Marvin.png]]
 * Eclarious (ZoshiX's Brown-Red Big Gel Merman)[[File:Eclarious.png]]
 * Strift (Caagr98's Pink Smiley Gunned Walker)[[File:Strift.PNG]]
 * Leerine (TFM's Rainbow Mint Sub-Marine)[[File:Leerine.png]]
 * Lavakins (TFM's Red Pointer Oyster)[[File:Lavakins.png]]
 * Paula (TFM's Pink Roundhead Scorpion)[[File:Paula.png]]
 * Miami (TFM's Green Club Tornado)[[File:Miami.png]]
 * Homer (Poisonshot's Orange Hat Merman)[[File:Homer.PNG]]
 * Trix (Gamelover101's Red Pointer UFO) [[File:Trix.PNG]]
 * Mifa (Poisonshot's Brown Fire Gorgon)[[File:Mifa.png]] Note:His right arm is paralyzed and floppy due to no bones.
 * Rider (David7015's Brown Hat Stickman)[[File:Rider.png]]
 * Flut (Jinho101's Blue/Orange Diamond Pixie) [[File:Flut.png]]

Class Rules

 * If your pet does not show up for a class, they WILL get an F unless you send me a message.
 * It is not required that your pet participates- they just have to show up, and they will get at the least a C.
 * Do not try to kill another pet-I WILL PERSONALLY PINK-SLIP YOURS.
 * INAPPROPRIATE PETS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
 * PEOPLE MAY NOT IMPERSONATE AS OTHERS. AT ALL.

Class 1-Orientation
(Enter your pet's Speech yourself, Please translate within parentheses.)

Lazro: Well, Welcome to class, you...Four, is it? Anyways, Today, we will be introducing everybody and making sure everybody's all comfy. First and foremost, NO, YOU WILL NOT DIE IN KINDERGARTEN. That'd be ridiculous...Anyone there?

Guest:PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF(YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES)

Trouble:J'ai faim.(I'm hungry)

Selfsort: Here!

Lazro: Ahehe...Wow...What a reaction...No, where's Moon? She should be here...I guess I'll have to mark her down for truancy. Anyways, moving on, Lunch is next class. Maybe. Sorta. Kinda. I dunno.

Lazro: Well, well, well! A newcomer! Well, say hi to...Marvin, is it?

Marvin: *morse codes*. Translation: Hi.

LD: Are you sure nobody's going to die in Kindergarden?

Lazro: Of course I'm sure. Probably sure. Mostly sure. Kinda sure. Sorta sure. Quasi-Sure. Psudeo-Sure.

Lazro: I'm kidding, Of course! But just to be safe, I keep a hotline to the pet hospital.

LD: Aww, man. I'm getting paid to teach kids how to shoot arrows and I can't even demonstrate how to hit a Green Smiley Walker.

Lazro: Oh, I mean the kids, they won't get hurt. People farm GSWs for food, what's wrong with shooting one...

Marvin: *morse codes again* Translation: Please don't let me end up being martian food all of a sudden (did I really came from mars?)

HankGuideDude: Since Marvin can't really speak, he became handy to use Morse Code (which it took us hours to teach this language)

Lazro: Well, class is drawing to a close. I'll just post your grades on your talk pages...

Bell: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINGGG!

Lazro: Okay guys, see you tomorrow! Have a nice day!

Class 2-Archery
Lazro: Okay class, just wait until our special guest arrives...

LD: Hello, class! Today I am here to cram some info about archery before time is up. Everyone pick up your bow.

Marvin: *picks up the bow very nervously*

LD: Oh, yes. If you prefer guns, you may see DMS's battle class later. For now, just pick up your bow and strattle the line. Keep your shoulders apart and convince yourself that those Green Smiley Walkers in front of you are Kuipter's disciples. Or you could picture them as SR123 or Speddos. Anyway, get angry at these folks! Rage will help your aim! Just look at Gamzee!

Homer: Hellos!

Poisonshot: Homer just adds an 's' at the end of every word.

Lazro: *Sips Iced tea*

LD: Come on, Marvin! Get AGNREH! RAAAEEEEEGGGG!

Lazro: *Chuckles*

Sam17: OMG come on Moon... you didn't go to school yesterday... take a bow. ARRRRRRR RAEG FACE!

Moon: Okay. Why do you don't like the famous raeg face?

Sam17: Because its ugly. -_-

Moon: Oh... *talks French for fun*: je ne le savais pas.

Sam17: Great French ;)

Trouble: Je conprens quant tu parle comme-ça, Moon.

Lazro: Oh, forgot to tell ya, Shooting arrows will be added to your pet's moves(Move stats same as Bow with Sniper.)

Homer: Eclariouss, yous wants tos bes friends withs mes?

LD: ERM. Okay, tilt your body and hold your bows horizontally facing the GSW.

Marvin: *collects raeg and shoots the bow at a single green smiley walker, as it pierced through its skull*

Homer takes his bow and shoots the Castle Boss.

Byser: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! BROTHER!

LD: Oh, relax. We're in the LDZX Pet School, which is MUCH farther away from the Castle. Everyone who has not already fired gets points for following directions. Pull back on the string and fire the arrow that has a smiley face painted on it.

LD: Hang on a moment, I dropped my arrow...

Lazro: ._.'

LD: Okay. Whoever fired this five-feathered arrow at DMS gets a special surprise. Who did it?

Eclarious: B-but it was an accident! The arrow flew through a window! ...What's the surprise?

LD: Hmm... Go to DMS and apologize. Anyway, how did you guys do on your target hitting?

Lazro: *Straightens Glasses* Ahem...I saw how you were kicked from the battle room.

Lazro: ...

Lazro: It's not like DMS to act like that...

LD: YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

Lazro: ...Oooookaaaaayyy...

Lazro: *Runs fingers through hair*

Lazro: *Sigh*

Lazro: Oh well. Class is drawing to a close. I'll post your grades...When I feel better...

Lazro: *Coughs*

-Lazro gets hit with a shoe-

DMS- *Hides shoe box* >.> <.< *Warps away*

~IN THE FUTURE~

Lazro: I am happy to present you with your diplomas! First up is- *GASP* GAAAAAAHHHHHH *THUD*

Lazro: *Face turns pale, lips go blue*

Lazro: *Gasp* Someone-*Gasp*-Call-*Gasp*a hospital...ANY HOSPITAL...*Goes unconscious*

Lazro: GAH!*Wakes up on desk**Pant*

Lazro: Whew...heh...only a dream...

DMS: *Slowly rises up to his left*

Lazro: *Turns Quickly*

DMS- HEY LAZRO!!! *Lazro flies out of the chair*

Lazro: YAAAAH!!! *WALLOPS WITH FEAR NO ANVIL*

DMS: *Hammer bounces off DMS's head like plastic to metal*.....Hi. HEHEHEHE!!! (Runs off)

Lazro: ...Did that even hurt him??

LD: Nope. DMS is even stronger then Cans.

Lazro: That guy who can clock others into another calendar?

LD: Yup.

Lazro: Yeesh.

Bell: BEEP BEEP THIS IS AN OBNOXIOUS ALARM BEEP!

LD: Gah. I knew using my alarm clock as the school alarm was a bad idea.

LD: Bye kids! Onto your next class!

Class 3-Medical Training
Lazro: Hi, kids!

Lazro: Kids?

Lazro: Helloooooo?

Trix: What? What do you want?

Lazro: Oh, good, someone's here.

Lazro: Today we will be learning basic healing strategies to...well..keep alive.

Trix: *Sarcastic* Hooray, we get to learn! What do we do first?

Lazro: Ok, so first we learn CPR, although I suppose it'll be irrelevant if a pet doesn't have a heart...

Trouble: I want to eat. *Eats a pet's heart*

Marvin: *Has a mortified look on his face, but then returns to normal*

Marvin: *blinking* (Do aliens have hearts? If so, do they look like a human fist?)

DMS: CAAAAMEOOOOO.

Lazro: Trouble, You know the rules.

Lazro: Do not try to kill another pet-I WILL PERSONALLY PINK-SLIP YOURS.

Trix: CPR? What's that supposed to mean? Crazy People Rescuing? *Rolleyes*

Lazro: It means "Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation".

Trix: *Sarcastic again* Ooh, I can't wait! What's it for, to rescue people who gets bored to death at school?

Lazro: You know what happened to Bruidic. Don't let it happen to you. This is a warning.

Trix: Who's Bruidic? Was that a threat? :o

Lazro: With one word, I could bring your demise.

Trix: ...

Trix: *Nervous* So, how do we do CPR?

Lazro: To help us, I've downloaded a program onto each of your Pet-Top JR!!!:)s, we will be using these to learn today. *Wheels out laptop cart*

Lazro: *passes out laptops*

Lazro: Now turn on your Pet-Top JR!!!:)s, then put on the control-band Ultra!1!:))) and use your Mind300011!:))))))) to click on the Heart Icon 1000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!111!!one!:)))))))))))))))))))))).

Lazro: In other words, turn on your laptops, put on the controller headband, then use your mind to click on the heart icon.

Trix: Headband? Those things make my head ache like crazy! It's a good thing I have integrated mechanical technology thingamajigs... I can use it without one...

Trix: *clicks Heart Icon*

Computer voice: Loading lesson, please wait......

<nowiki* Tinny music *

Computer: WELCOME TO FIRST AID FOR KIDS!!!:))) ver.0.0.1 free license

Lazro: *2X FACEPALM COMBO*

Lazro: THIS IS THE SOFTWARE THE SCHOOL GIVES ME?!?!?!

Lazro: *Mutters to self* *Takes deep breath*

Lazro: ...Anyways.

Lazro: Now, click on the level 2 button. Level one has the intro, and we don't want that, do we...

Trix: Okay... *clicks button*

Computer Voice: Hello! Lesson 2: CPR. To CPR be correctly done, one must be careful or patient can die. CPR stands for Cardiopulmonary resuscitation and should be used for patient suffered Cardiac arr---

Computer screen: Your trial period has expired. Please buy this software to continue using it. Thank you for using First Aid For Kids 0.0.1.

Trix: *laughs*

Marvin: *boggles vacantly about the messed-up AI known as a computer*

Lazro: Wait one moment...

Lazro: *Hacks software*

H4xzr0: Th3r3. D0n3.

* Music plays again *

Lazro: ...That was easy. Word was harder than that.

Mifa: Do we learn to make grafts?

Trix: Wut? o-O

Lazro: ...That's for the adult version. It has...well...

Lazro: "Red Liquids."

Trix: Like what? Fruit punch? XD

Lazro: Er...Well...No.

Lazro: Anyways, just click on lesson 2, blah, blah, blah...

Trix: *Clicks lesson 1*

Trix: Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! You know you want it! >:P

Computer: *BLEU SCREAM OF DEATH*

Computer: Windoze haz encounturd a fatel errur. Plz Restartz teh computor. :)

Lazro: *Snatches Laptop*

Lazro: *Reprograms Computer*

Lazro: *Inserts H4x0r Disk*

Lazro: *Puts computer back*

Computer: *BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH*

Computer: Windows has encountered a fatal error. Please restart your computer.

Lazro: Good Gog...

LAZRAEG: *SMASHES COMPUTER SCREEN*

Computer: *BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH*

Computer: Windows has encountered a fatal error. Please restart your computer.

Trix: Haha! You know Lazzy, this computer is teaching better than you are. At least it tried to give us a lesson! All you did was hack and destroy the computer! SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME! XD

Lazro: ...

Lazro: *Clears throat*

Lazro: *Sheepishly* Well, now...Er...

Lazro: It's just that these laptops are about 10-12 years old, it's frustrating working on them, let alone teaching on them...

Lazro: That's why my hackdisk comes in handy: It makes the computers run faster and better.

Lazro: *Ejects disk*

Lazro: *Takes own computer screen off desk, places it on Trix's desk, plugs it in, restarts computer*

Lazro: Now, just change the settings... *Changes settings*

Lazro: Ok, an un-hacked computer. Now are you happy?

Trix: *Sighs* Look, if you want me to fix the computer, just ask. I'm an absolute PRO at this stuff...

Lazro: Ah, yes, due to the fact that you're a UFO and...stuff...

Lazro: *clears throat*

Lazro: Well, carry on. *Steps back*

Trix: *Flies over to laptop* Let's see, delete unneeded files... Run the disk cleanup... Oh my, GIGS of trash! Delete! No wonder this thing is so slow......

-a minute of tinkering later-

Trix: There! Now just reboot and it will be just like new!

Lazro: ...

Lazro: Wow.

Lazro: That's all I have to say.

Trix: Oh, look, the class is almost over! Finally!!!

Lazro: ...It is? Oh, and speaking about class, Trix, I'd like to see you after class, just you and me, Ok?...

Trix: Whatever...

Lazro: Anyways, Just watch the training video and do the activities on level 2, and when you're done, close the laptops and hand them to... well... I honestly don't know, hand them to me for now...

Trix: Whatever......

LATER

Lazro: Ok, kids! Have a nice day!

Lazro: Oh yes, Trix, come here.

Trix: *Annoyed* What do you want?

Lazro: I'd like to commend you.

Lazro: Before you ask what that is, I'll tell you-I'm going to recommend your going to JR Secondary right away.

Lazro: You're a smart kid, and I want you to live up to your full potential. You don't have to go if you don't have to, but I say that you would like it more with kids of your level.

Lazro: So, what do you say?

Trix: *Stares* Uh...

Trix: Sure?...

Lazro: Okay.

Lazro: I'll sign you up right away, for next class in Jr. Secondary.

Lazro: *GASP*

Lazro: OMIGOSH! ER, UM, TRIX, STAY RIGHT HERE.

Lazro: *Runs out of room*

Lazro: LUDICRINE!!! WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!...

Trix: O.......k.......?

Lazro: *Bursts back in room*

Lazro: HE'S NOT THERE.

Trix: Wut?...

Lazro: Nevermind, He's here, Come to Ludicrine's class with me...

Trix: Sure?...

Class 4-Pet Training
P.A. SYSTEM: ATTENTION. *SQUEEEAAAKKKKK* IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SKIP THIS *SQUEEEEEEEeeEEEeeEEEEeeEEEKK* CLASS, PLEASE HAVE YOUR OWNER COME AND PICK YOU UP. THANK *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEeeeEEEEeeeEEEEeeeeeEeeeeeeEEeeEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKkkkkkKKKKkkkKKKKKKKK* YOU. :)

* A figure walks into the room*

Gamelover101: Hello ther' kids. 'Sup?

Lazro's PC: ERROR. FORMAT OF SPEECH OF SUBJECT "gamelover101" NOT COMPATIBLE WITH PREVIOUS TIMELINE(S).

Lazro: *Quickly hacks digital clock*

PC: Timeline conflict resolved.

Gamelover101: Lolwut?

Gamelover101: Anyways, hi kids. Welcome to my class!

(No reply)

Gamelover101: Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Gosh, where is everyone?

Marvin: *Is acting a bit hyper at this time*

Strift's chair: *CRASH*

Strift: I'm here, under the (now broken) chair. I just pointed at it with my gun, and suddenly it broke! Sorry!

Gamelover101: Oh gog, just be careful with your gun. You don't want to hurt anyone here.

Gamelover101: *Looks around* Hey, what's Marvin doing?

Marvin: *States that he has been in the sun too long, thus feel energetic like power-thirst *

Strift: Which one should I be careful with? You said my gun, not my guns.

Gamelover101: All of them. Please, don't shoot!

Gamelover101: In the sun too long? *Walks over to Marvin* Oh no, sunstroke! Quick, get him into water! Oh my...

Strift: I have a water gun here, but you didn't want me to use my guns. At least it's not my fault.

Gamelover101: *Bites lip*

Gamelover101: Fine! Strift, use it!!!

P.A. SYSTEM: CODE LIGHT GREY! WARNING! WARNING! CODE LIGHT GREY! TORTURE MECHANISM IS BEING USED IN THE SCHOOL! EVACUATE THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY! I REPEAT, EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!

Gamelover101: *Stares* Um, uh, don't worry kids! Don't panic, follow me! Don't panic! Uh, careful with Marvin! Um, oh...

-This mini story is continued here-

Special class-Field Day Class cancelled due to inactivity.
Lazro: Ok, kids, since I've been away for a while saving the Fan-Ball univer-moo. wut, too random?

Lazro: ...Yeah. That happens.

Lazro: Anyways, so today will be a fun, competition day.

Lazro: *Hands out list of events, rules*

List:


 * 1) Racing- The fastest pet wins (1 pt.)
 * 2) Long Jump (Exclude Flying, Swimming pets)-The pet that jumps longer wins (2 pts.)
 * 3) Deep Pit (Exclude Walking, Swimming pets)-The pet that flies out of a pit faster wins (2 pts.)
 * 4) Deep Dive (Exclude Walking, Flying pets)-The deeper dive wins (2 pts.)
 * 5) Triathlon- Pets are split up into teams, then perform a triathlon (3 pts.)

Rules:


 * 1) NO CHEATING.
 * 2) Don't deny the results-YOU LOST, SO FACE IT.
 * 3) Eating chickens is not allowed. Whoops, how did that get there?...
 * 4) YOU MUST PUT ANY BUNNIES YOU SEE BACK INTO THEIR BOXES.

Lazro: Ok, so here we go on a fun day! Ok, Let's have our first event!

RACING-

Lazro: READY...SET...GO!!!!1!!!one!

D7015: *Throws potato at the finish line.* This doesn't count as cheating, does it?

Rider: Ooh, potato! Races REALLY fast towards the finish line.

Class #WHATEVERAR MOO.-Self-defense
Lazro: BLARGBLARGBLARGBLARG BLUHBLUHBLUH. Hello empty chair.

Empty chair: Hello.

Talk Scene: Gamelover101 and Trix
Before Trix went to school:
 * One normal morning, gamelover101 walks over to his Dan-Ball base Pet Playground, looking for his Red Pointer UFO. He quickly finds her flying in the sky with her parents.*
 * Gamelover (GL)- C'mon Trix, I got a surprise for you!
 * Trix- Huh?
 * GL- Guess what?
 * Trix- *impatient* What?
 * GL- I just enrolled you in Pet School!
 * Trix- ...
 * GL- Come on! You're supposed to be happy! You'll learn, you'll make friends, you'll have loads of fun!
 * Trix- ......
 * Winxor (Beside them)- Don't worry, she's probably so excited she can't speak...
 * Trix- And just why, did you think that was a good idea?
 * GL- Well, um, uh, oh look, class starts in 15! Better hurry!
 * Trix- Why did you do it?
 * GL- *clears throat* Well, I thought I'd be a good experience for you. You know, everything...
 * Trix- Fine. I'll go, but I won't like it.
 * GL- But why not?
 * Trix had already zoomed away to school. Gamelover gulped, unsure what was going to happen next...

Secondary 1

This class is for pets who are older or of higher intelligence than that of Kindergartens 1 and 2. ■Bear (Happyman's Brown Smley Stickman) ■Danger (King Oskar Red Fairy Walker) ■Gohoo (Poisonshot Gold Box Tumbler) ■Digug (Lazro Grey Cyclops Drill) (He's getting impatient-What do we do here, exactly?) ■MellyIV (ZoshiX Orange Cap Alien) ■Soaked (David7015's Blue Vampire Dragon)

Talk Scene: Lazro and Digug

Lazro: Welcome home! What did you do today?

Digug: *Yawns* Just the usual.

Lazro: *Apprehensively*...What's the usual?

Digug: We sat.

Lazro: WHAT?!?!?!?

Digug: Oh yeah, we ate lunch, too.

LAZRAGE: WHAT THE !@#$% IS THIS?!?!?

LAZRAGE: I'M !@#$%ING PAYING FOR YOU TO GET EDUCATED, AND ALL YOU DO IS SIT IN !@#$%ING CHAIRS!?!?!?!?!?

LAZRAEG:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Digug: Dad. Whoa. Seriously. WHOA.

Narrator: But LAZRAEG had already left to bash down the doors of Poisonshot's talk page, and Digug was left staring at a pile of rubble that used to be their house...

Poisonshot: Sorry. There aren't enough pets.

Chester: *Punches Digug* *Turns to Theself form:*

Lazro: NO! DIGUG!

ULTRAMITELAZRAEG: FEEEAAAAARRRRR NOOOOOOOO ANNNNNNVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

ULTRAMITELAZRAEG: *SLAMS CHESTER INTO GROUND*

Chester: PAUUUUUNCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Raegshot: GET OUT LAZRO! OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE.

LAZRAEG:Who let you into our Talk Scene, anyways?

DMS: Wow, is that all the raeg you got? COME AT ME BRO!!!

ULTRAMITELAZRAEG: AAAAAAAAAA- (Punches as hard as he can)

-Hand smashes DMS's face. After smoke clears, he still has his original composure-

DMS- Weak. LOL! (Warps away)

Lazro: (Returns to normal) GOOD GAWD HOW STRONG IS HE!?!

LD: No one knows.

Lazro: ......

Lazro: *Takes breath* *Runs off with it*

LD: Wait, WHAT happened here? *Calls police*

LD: Yes... invasion of home and brutal fight scene. No. Extra cheese, no peppers.