Talk:Adoption Center Pt.8/@comment-3126873-20140718023412

NOOZ!

Q: Loods! What are these new COMEDY GOLD pets?

A: Pets that are hilarious, whether you understand them or not.

Q: Loods! Can I make my own COMEDY GOLD pet?

A: SHUT

(And now for the important bit)

Q: Loods! Who is this POWER GOD BROSEPH fellow? What's the deal with adopting him? Why would I want to?!

A: Read the description in his image and you will understand why you want a piece of him. We have a grand contest in which you may win co-ownership of him!

Q: What do I have to do for co-ownership bragging rights and such?

A: The task is simple- Incredibly simple, in the hands of such talented folk as yourselves: To keep pet-based activity running smoothly on site, you must CREATE A PET that is to be sent to any of the (currently) nine adoption centers, you must CREATE A SEED/BEAN/NUT/ETC. from The Greenhouse (and, if it is taken within a week, you must hatch it in due time as well), and participate in ONE OTHER PET-RELATED ACTIVITY on the wiki. After all of these tasks have been completed, you may call POWER GOD BROSEPH as your own and are free to gaze upon his magnificence from your own abode.

Q: Why would I do that?!

A: Because you want POWER GOD BROSEPH.

Q: Will it count as an extra tick on your adopted pets?

A: Nope! It counts as a contest, dope!

Q: Does it count as adopting another pet, as is the like with Nazca Colony Drones or Zambies or Zilly Santas?

A: No! There is only one Power God Broseph!

Q: But why would I want him?!

A: DID YOU NOT READ THE DESCRIPTION?!?!?!?!?

Q: Is this contest rigged in favor of DMSwordsmaster?

A: No, because DMSwordsmaster already owns the pet. He is in charge of entering the pet in any events he chooses that may alter him drastically- for instance, breeding, altering genes, scanning for powers, etc. Co-owners of the pet will be able to use POWER GOD BROSEPH as a character for any sub-stories, talk scenes in the Pet School, or other work that is not detrimental to the character.

Q: HOW DOES DMS ALREADY OWN THE PET?!

A: He called dibs on it. That's how this usually works, eh?

NOW GO FORTH AND KEEP LDZX SOMEWHAT ALIVE!!