The Dark Emissary: Uprising

LOLSTORYTIME
Yes, yes, calm down. It'll be slow at first. Shut up. DMSDONTRUSHME. (at least its not Cuts)

Chapter 1 - New Hub City
It was a plain sunny day in the city. Several characters are in the LDZX HQ building, including most if not all major characters.

Zachary: ...and that's how we almost lost Rev.

Hankvi: ALL that happened while I was gone?

Revelian: Yup. You pretty much missed everything significant that happened with all of us. Now, Zoshi, if you were just trying to catch Hank up, why did you call us all up here?

Zachary: THAT'S because I have a surprise for all of you.

Ludicrine: Hm, really? What could that be?

Zachary: Well, I've been working on this for a long while in secret, and now it's finished.

Zach walks over to something covered with a tarp.

Pinkie: What's that?

Zach pulls the tarp off dramatically. Underneath it is what appears to be a model of a city.

Zachary: THE NEW HUB CITY!!!!

Revelian: ... What's that?

Zachary: It's only the thing that'll get this land back into shape. As you can see, profits have been way down these past months, and the city we're in has little access to the growing eastern population, so, over the past time, the LDZX construction team and I have made this new tourist city of sorts. Not only does it function as any city, but includes a central park, numerous public diversions, as well as other whatnot, and we made a railroad specifically for transport to and from said city!

Revelian: I'll admit, that's pretty impressive...

Zachary: And, get this. LDZX co. has funded a free vacation to Hub City for ALL of us!!

Ludicrine: Sweeeeeet!

Luna: You mentioned something about a railroad?

Zachary: Oh, yes, and it's the best train you'll ever ride. A smooth ride across the country over two days in the luxury transit express line! Complete with separate rooms, and a dinner area!

Luna: Two days...??

Hankvi: This is fantastic! When are we going?

Zachary: Tomorrow!

Ludicrine: TOMORROW?

Twilight: Don't we have jobs to do?

Zachary: Oh, I have that taken care of. Day off for all! Meeting over.

Pinkie: Yaaaaayyyy!!!

Several of them head their separate ways, preparing for a good night's rest before tomorrow to catch the train.

At Revelian, Zero, and Luna's castle...

Revelian: Well, this should be interesting! A vacation!

Luna: Hm... Should be fantastic. A two day train ride, though...

Revelian: We'll have to get Zach to give us private rooms on the train, aheh.

Luna giggles once and gives Revelian a quick kiss.

Luna: Wait... oh, damnit!

Revelian: What??

Luna: What about the baby??

Revelian: Oh for God's sake...

They ponder for a second.

Revelian: Well, I've got an idea, but it's... a stretch, to say the least.

Luna: What is it?

Revelian: What if... well... We went and got Kuipter and Celestial to watch the baby?

Luna: FUCKING WHAT?!?

Revelian: WELL WE CAN'T REALLY GET TWILIGHT TO WATCH HER. I MEAN, HELL, SHE'S GOING WITH US! AND WE CAN'T JUST TAKE SOLARIA WITH US!! THERE'S NO ONE ELSE TO TAKE CARE OF HER!!

Luna: Revelian, I don't know if you've forgetten, but both of them have tried to kill us at least three times, and you're saying we should entrust our CHILD with them?! Who knows what they would try and pull?!

Revelian: Hey, Kuipter actually isn't as bad as he was before, and I'm pretty sure we have my older brother to thank for that. And we both know that your sister is useless and lazy enough without being pregnant, plus she has her own child to think about!

Luna: But... Ah, I still think that this idea is just crazy!

Revelian: Hey, if you have any other ideas, I'm all ears.

Luna thinks, hard. Finally, she sighs.

Luna: There's nothing else we can do. We can't really rely on Twilight's other friends... And there's no one else to take care of her... But if those two do ANYTHING to my baby...

Revelian: They won't. I promise. Alright, let me just call them up...

Revelian opens up his contacts list with his visor and calls Kuipter.

At Kuipter's home...

Kuipter is making food for Celestia when suddenly his visor rings out with an electric tone.

Celestia: Kuipter? What's with that sound?

Kuipter: Someone's calling me... Wait... It's my older brother, Revelian. You remember him, right?

Celestia: Of course I do. Though, him calling you all of a sudden... Strange. But iteresting, though. Answer it.

Kuipter: Hello, brother.

Revelian: Hey... Kuipter.

Kuipter: Hm. Well, the last few times you talked to me, you thought I was up to no good, so how about we just skip the pleasantries and get straight to it, then?

Revelian: No, that's not why I called, it's... *sigh* I'll just be blunt. Do you want to make some money?

Kuipter: ... Doing what, exactly?

Revelian: Well, Luna and I are going to be gone for a week. We need someone to take care of Solaria, and, well, you and Celestia are our only options for it. If we let you stay at our castle for the next week, where you will do nothing but take good care of my daughter, I'll pay you 1,000 gold each.

Kuipter: Brother, a week worth of my time is worth much more than 1,000 gold.

Revelian: Fucking... Whatever, fine, 1,500 gold.

Kuipter: I'd say our time is at least worth 1,750.

Revelian: URGH. FUCKING FINE. But you listen to me, and listen damn well-- If I come back, and I find that you two haven't taken care of my baby, I promise you, I'll plunge a sword so far up your asses, you'll be singing fucking BEETHOVEN! And you better not fuck my castle up, either!

Kuipter: Oh, don't worry, brother. We'll take care of the our niece, just fine.

Revelian: YOU'D. FUCKING. BETTER.

The call then closes.

Celestia: So, what did he want?

Kuipter: He's going to pay us 3,500 gold to take care of Solaria while he and your sister are away for a week.

Celestia: Ooh, and this means we get to stay in their castle, does it?

Kuipter: Quite right, dear.

Celestia: This is going to be very interesting...

Kuipter: It sure looks that way.

Chapter 2 - I Like Trains
The night had passed. Zachary stood with everyone at the station, except for Revelian and Luna, who were late. The train conductor looked at his watch expectantly. Everyone else is one the train, which is very large, having separate rooms and such.

Conductor: C'mon, we have a busy schedule!

Zachary: Alright, alright, hold on... Where are they?

Ludicrine: Maybe they "overslept".

Zachary: Oh, gog... Wait, why the hell is that the first thing that comes to mind for you?

Ludicrine: Because shaddup.

Suddenly, Revelian and Luna can be seen from a distance. They run like mad towards the train.

Revelian: WE'RE HERE DON'T LEAVE YET.

Zachary: Finally! What kept you?

Revelian: We had to wait for the babysitters to arrive.

Zachary: Who'd you get to do it?

Revelian: We got... Ugh, I can't believe I'd ever say this, but it's Kuipter and Celestia.

Zachary: You did what?!

Revelian: Hey, it's not as bad as you think! I'm telling you, Kuipter's really changed, and, well, I'm sure that he can keep Celestia from doing anything if it comes to it. And besides, if they hurt our daughter... Well, they have one on the way, and, you get the idea.

Zachary: Uh...

It suddenly starts to rain.

Pinkie: Eek! Come on, let's get on the train!

The gang all dashes onto the train before they get soaked.

Zachary: Well, whatever, it's your kid I guess... Everyone here?

Zachary runs down the list. Everyone is present.

Conductor: All aboard!! Train to New Hub is departing!!

The train doors close as the engine starts to accelerate. After a good few seconds the train is out of the station and on it's way to the city.

Hankvi: So, you said this train has rooms, right? Where are we all staying?

Zachary pulls out out a list.

Zachary: Let's see, I've got Rev and Luna in room 1, Ludi and Hank in room 2, Twilight and Zero in room 3, Me and Pinkie in room 4, and Lazro and Sam in room 5. Room 6 is empty. Meal services are in the kitchen, which is in the third car. There's also a little souvenir shop, and you can put extra luggage in the caboose. The trip will be over 2 days and one night.

(Reference for the Reader: [Engine]-[R1]-[R2]-[Kitchen]-[R3]-[R4]-[R5]-[R6]-[Caboose])

Ludicrine: Did you hear that, Honkwe?! ROOM MATES! We're going to play board games, and eat pizza, and play tic tac toe, and play board games, and play cards, and eat pizza, and watch TV, and play-

Hankvi: HOORAYIGETIT!

Revelian: Hear that Luna? We're sharing a room tonight.

Luna: Lovely...

Zachary: Yeah, yeah, talk about your "activities" later. Preferably without any of us around, if you must. If you guys want breakfast it's ready. I'm going to go to my room to do something for a minute. I'll see you guys in a bit.

Zachary exits the car, headed through the next few cars to go to room 4. The others go to the dining car for breakfast.

Zachary walks down the hallway into the room. He takes his laptop out of his bag and sets it on a desk as he sits down. He opens it up and a window pops up. After loading for a second, a video-chat pulls up, and someone appears on the other side. It simply appears as a human-like body, but with a faceless cube as a head.

Blockhead: Hello, sir. How are you doing?

Zachary: Oh, fine. I just wanted to check on you guys. You have the instructions I gave you, right?

Blockhead: Yes, we posses the information. We will follow it strictly.

Zachary: Alright. See you guys later.

Blockhead: Farewell.

Zachary closes the window and puts the laptop away. He stands up and heads towards the dining car, where everyone sits. He sits next to Pinkie and starts to eat with them.

Zachary: Yeesh, it's pouring buckets there... Hope we'll be okay...

Meanwhile, on top of the car...

A figure desperately clings onto the top of the car as it moves. The figure moves about over the tops of the cars, until it makes it to the dining room car. It peers into the room through a skylight at Revelian, and grins. A bolt of lightning flashes, and the figure is revealed to be Merynis.

Merynis began thinking out loud and mumbling to herself.

Merynis: I knew it, he is here... Hehe. Hm, let's see... I think there's a 6th "bedroom" car on this train... Looks like I'll have to break in and lock the door. Tch, there's no way in Hell I'm staying up here...

Merynis turns around and crawls over the tops of the cars, soon reaching the last room next to the caboose. She drops down and smashes through a window on the side of the car.

Merynis: Shit! Hope no one heard that...

Merynis then twists the handle on the door to keep it closed.

Merynis: Good...

Back at the dining room...

Zachary: Did you hear something break??

Revelian: Huh...? I don't know, we might have ran over a rock on the tracks.

Zachary: No, it actually sounded like glass...

Revelian: Hmm... Oh well, whatever, it's nothing to dwell on, really.

Zachary: I guess so...

They resume eating.

Meanwhile, at Revelian' castle...

Kuipter is in a large hallway, admiring an intricate dragon statue.

Kuipter: What... What is this even supposed to be?

He sighed.

Kuipter: Brother, you truly have such an odd taste in decor.

Kuipter then turns and sees a large statue of Lord Zeronius.

Kuipter: This, though... Aheheh...

Kuipter also then sees one of Revelian's pets, Cygnus. The lavender monster girl looks at the statue.

Cygnus: Tch... This thing is so stupid...

Cygnus lightly kicks the statue in some sort of frustration. Then, without warning, the statue topples over.

Cygnus: Ah! Shit!

It falls over and breaks into several pieces.

Kuipter: Hey! What the fuck did you do?!

Cygnus then looks over and sees Kuipter.

Cygnus: I-UH--FUCK!

Celestia then walks into the room, with Solaria in her arms.

Celestia: Kuipter?! What the hell was that sound?!

Kuipter: This statue got broken...

Celestia: So much for not breaking anything, you idiot!

Kuipter: What? I'm not the one who broke this!

Cygnus' eyes then gleamed, seeing the perfect opportunity.

Cygnus: THIS GUY IS A LIAR! HE TOTALLY BROKE IT! AND HE WAS PLANNING TO BLAME ME FOR IT!

Kuipter gave Cygnus an evil glare, and she then ran away. Celestia gave a frustrated sigh.

Celestia: Kuipter, dear, what do you think Revelian is going to do when he finds out this got broken?

Kuipter: Ugh. Well, since he's not going to believe me on this, I guess I'll just have him deduct it from our pay.

Celestia: What?!

Kuipter: We can deal with it, that statue was in poor condition anyway, so it probably wasn't worth much. I'll call him and find out.

He gets on his contact list and gets on call with Revelian.

Revelian: Hey.

Kuipter: Hello.

Revelian: Let me guess, you two fucked up already?

Kuipter: No, not at all.

Revelian: Then why are you calling me?

Kuipter: Just want to ask a question. If, in this hypothetical scenario, something got broken under our watch, it would, in fact, be deducted from our pay, and not the cause for violence to be directed to us?

Revelian: Hm. Depends on what you would break. Name something.

Kuipter: Well, for example, statue of Lord Zeronius in the large hallway.

Revelian: And you fucking broke that, didn't you?

Ludicrine: Hahaha!

Kuipter: No, I didn't.

Celestia: Stop lying, Kuipter!

Revelian: Fucking hell, Kuipter! That statue cost me 2,000 gold!

Kuipter: What? That thing was in such poor condition, regardless of how it was when you bought it, it wouldn't be worth 2,000 now!

Revelian: Well then I'll be able to buy a new one! Good job, this fuck-up leaves you walking away with only 1,500 gold!

Kuipter: That's just ridiculous! We should at least be getting 2,000 out of this!

Revelian: FEEL FUCKING LUCKY I'M NOT TAKING ALL OF YOUR PAY, YOU IGNORANT FUCKING TWAT!

Revelian angrily hangs up.

Kuipter: Are you kidding me?!

Celestia: I'm no genius, but I'm pretty sure experience is going to end with us not getting paid at all.

Kuipter: It's sure starting to look that way!

Celestia sighs and carried Solaria into the next room.

Back on the train...

Ludicrine: Why did you have those two watch your kid again? Why not Twilight's friends? Or your pets?

Revelian: "Because shut up."

Ludicrine: ... WITTY RESPONSE.

So they finish breakfast. The day is rather uneventful. Later on...

Revelian walks towards the 6th room. He looks, confused, at the door glass that seems to be blocked.

Revelian: What the hell?

Revelian tries to open the door, but can't.

Revelian: What the hell is up with the door?! Oh, fuck it. I'm bored out of my fucking skull, already! AND WE GET TO DO THIS FOR TWO DAYS.

Ludicrine: STOP YELLING.

Revelian: FUCK OFF.

Hankvi: This is going to be interesting... Urgh.

Meanwhile, Zach and Pinkie sit in their room.

Pinkie: This is going to be so much fun!!

Zachary: Yeah. New Hub City's a great place. But the train ride's going to be really boring...

Zach lays back on the bed, looking up at the ceiling. He listens to the rain pound the top of the car. Zachary feels drowsy. He shakes his head and raises up.

Zachary: No, can't sleep now... Ugh.

Pinkie yawns loudly.

Zachary: It's only 3 o'clock... Ugh. Wonder what we could...

Pinkie: ...

She blushes and looks at ZX.

Zachary: ...What?

Pinkie giggles and pushes Zach over.

Zachary: Oh, that. Wait, make sure the train car is locked...

Pinkie: But what if Lazro or Sam want into their rooms??

Zachary: Well, they're all probably screwing around in the bar. Ugh, just forget it... We can't do anything until tonight, when everyone else is asleep...

Pinkie sighs and gets back up.

Pinkie: Wanna go to the bar with the others?

Zachary: I guess...

They both leave the room. After heading through the currently empty 3rd car, they arrive shortly at the kitchen car, where inevitably Revelian, Luna, and Hankvi sit at the bar. Twilight is sitting at one of the tables, reading a book with a cup of coffee, while Lazro and Sam are playing some kind of board game on another table. Ludicrine is unseen at the moment.

Zachary: Sup, guys?

Lazro: Nothing. However, I can't seem to lose against this guy. He SUCKS at eels and next signs.

Samuel: WHY CAN'T I WIN THIS STUPID GAME?!

Pinkie walks over to the bar to Hankvi.

Hankvi: I'll have a double, no, wait, make that triple, extra foam too-much-blood-in-your-alcohol-system special, if you will, kind sir.

Revelian: Hank, nobody wants to see you that drunk. Remember that party...?

Hankvi: Oh, I can't help it. Plus-

Ludicrine bursts out of a door loudly.

Ludicrine: GUYS!!! THE BATHROOM SOAP SMELLS LIKE BIRTHDAY CAKE!!!!

Everyone looks at him strangely.

LD: ... I... I thought it was cool...

Hankvi: Anyway... What'll it matter? It's not like we're going to battle or anything. Let drunks be drunks!

The bartender appears with Hankvi's drink. He gulps it down enjoyably.

Revelian: Ugh... So, Zach, what were you doing back in your room?

Zachary: Oh, just taking care of business. Wanted to make sure the Blockheads were in order.

Luna: The who?

Zachary: Don't worry about it. So, what are you guys up to?

Luna: Being bored.

Revelian: Bored as all mind-numbing fuck, to be exact.

Zachary: Oh, it'll be worth it when we get to NHC. Sigh, I wish there was something else we could do...

Revelian: Wait, isn't that a air-hockey table over there?

Zachary: Oh, I love that game!

Revelian: YOU'RE ON.

Rev and Zach run over to the table. Zach gets the puck first. He smacks the puck, bouncing it off of the boarders. Revelian manages to hit it back, sending the puck flying off of the board. It begins bouncing off of the walls like a bullet.

Revelian: Take cover!

Everyone dives to the floor except for Hank. The puck inevitably beans off of his head, sending him flying to the floor.

Hankvi: Ouh!

Revelian: Sorry, Hank.

The gang resumes their activities, while Hank lies on the floor, passed out and sober.

Chapter 3 - "Riding on the Train... at night"
The rest of the day passes without any more fairly important things happening. After dinner, no important things happen, either. Hankvi woke up about two hours after the incident, where he decided to retreat to his room to subside with an ice pack and some painkillers. When it starts to get a little late, everyone starts to get ready for bed.

Zachary: Alright, guys, see you tomorrow. We're headed off to bed.

Revelian: Yeah, I'm so tired, that IF ANYONE GETS THE IDEA TO GO THROUGH OUR ROOM, DON'T.

He stares at them all once, and they get the memo. Everyone goes to their rooms except Revelian and Luna.

Luna: Well, I'm going to get some sleep. I'll see you in bed if you need me.

Revelian: Alright, I just have something I have to take care of. See you in a minute.

Luna: Alright.

She kisses him on the cheek and goes to their room. Revelian stands in the kitchen alone.

Revelian: Now, let's see about this damned room...

Revelian walks towards the 6th room. He punches through the glass, knocking over the object that blocked the window, and, before he could revel in satisfaction of his curiosity, hears a cry of shock.

Revelian: WHO THE FUCK IS IN THERE??

Merynis crawls underneath the bed, hiding. Revelian kicks the door open, sending it flying across the room. Revelian stomps into the room and looks around.

Revelian: Someone's been here, alright... Come out, come out, wherever you are...

Revelian walks towards the bed. Merynis holds her breath. Revelian picks the bed up and throws it across the room.

Revelian: AHA! THERE YOU ARE!!

Revelian then realizes who it is under the bed.

Revelian: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Merynis stands up, calmly. She grins.

Merynis: Oh, what, I wasn't invited?

Revelian: HELL FUCKING NO!! YOU WOULD BE ONE OF THE LAST PEOPLE WE'D INVITE! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE?!?

Merynis: Well, since you sent the Trollers spiraling into ruin for a second time, I don't have much to do, so I thought I'd just hang about.

Revelian: "HANG ABOUT"? FUCKING BULLSHIT, YOU CAME HERE TO CAUSE MORE TROUBLE, DIDN'T YOU?!

Ludicrine walks into the room, angrily.

Ludicrine: WHAT'S WITH ALL THE YELL-- HOPY SH/T IT'S YOU.

Meanwhile, in Zachary and Pinkie's room...

The two sit on the bed, making out. Pinkie falls back on the bed, blushing violently. However, loud shouts and noises are heard from the end of the train. Zach sighs angrily and gets up out of the bed.

Zachary: The hell? Pinkie, I'll be right back. I need to check out whatever is going on down there.

Pinkie: Aww.... come right back!

Zachary walks out of the room, and goes into room 5, and notices that the door to room 6 is broken. He goes inside to see Revelian, Ludicrine, and Merynis having a shout fight. He just stands there.

Revelian: WELL AT LEAST I'M NOT A-- hey Zach.

Zachary: Really? You again? We don't have the time for this. Are we going to have to handle this the easy way or the hard way?

Merynis: Was that what you'd call a rhetorical question?

Zachary: Damnit, I just want to sleep.

Merynis: Hehe, sure.

Revelian: Yeah, right, I know what you were planning to do with Pinkie.

Zachary: What??

Revelian: You're as hard as rock.

Zachary: OH DAMNIT.

Zachary blushes viciously and covers himself.

Merynis: Hmm, no reason to get all flustered like that, Isles. Hiding your love doesn't make it sear well enough!

Zachary: UGH, REV, WANT TO GET RID OF HER?!

Revelian: YES.

Hankvi: WAIT!!!

HankGuideDude bursts through the door.

Hankvi: Do you guys have any more painkillers? I'm out, and my head's about to burst.

Everyone gives him an impatient look.

Hankvi: Oh, I'm interrupting something here.

Revelian: NO. FUCKING. SHIT.

Hankvi: Well, forget it! Let's just go, then!!

(Fake) Boss: Merynis
Hankvi: WAIT!! Who the hell is this, again??

Revelian: LONG. FUCKING. STORY.

Hankvi: GOTCHA. LET'S DO THIS!!

Zachary used PSI Freeze!

Merynis didn't take any damage!

Revelian charges forward!

Merynis took 1201 damage!

Ludicrine attacks with TRANCE!

Merynis took 2392 damage!

HGD attacks!

Chrysalis took 902 damage!

Chrysalis shapeshifted into ZX!

ZX: OH GOD NO.

Chrysalis used PSI STARSTORM!!

The train car was destroyed, throwing ZX, DMS, HGD, and LD off of the train!!

BATTLE END!!

The gang rolls onto the ground. The train zooms off, leaving them behind.

Chysalis: Hahaha... Well, that was easy!! Farewell, fools!!

Chrysalis flies off.

DMS: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT YOU SLUT!! URGH.

HGD: The train!!

DMS: HOLD ON.

DMS grabs all 3 of them and launches himself at high speed towards the train. He smashes through one of the doors to the train, sending all 4 of them sprawling to the ground. Luna and Pinkie stand in front of one of the doors, worried.

Luna: Revelian, what the hell happened??

DMS: CHRYSALIS. ANNOYING SLUT. GDSSD.

Luna: That bitch?! Where is she?! I'll kill her!

DMS: Already gone... Urgh.

Pinkie: Zoshi!! Are you alright??

ZX climbs to his feet.

ZX: Urgh, I'm alright... Come on, let's get back to bed...

DMS: Pinkie! Make sure you nurse him back to health, ok?? Hehe!

ZX: SHADDUP.

Pinkie: No worries!

ZX: *Sigh*.

Luna: Speaking of nursing...

Luna grabs DMS and drags him back to their room.

LD: WELL DAT SURE WAS A NICE LITTLE DISTRACTION. At least things picked up! ...For a bit... Let's go back to bed.

HGD: What just happened??

They both go back to bed.

Meanwhile, in Twilight and 02's room...

Twilight stares at the ceiling, eyes bloodshot. 02 lies on the other bed, snoring incredibly loudly. Twilight gets up and pokes 02 to try and make her stop. 02 jerks up, roars at Twilight once, and goes back to sleep, snoring loudly. Twilight runs the fuck away and curls up into a ball in the corner, shaking.

Meanwhile, at DMS' castle...

Kuipter sits at the dining room, drinking wine they stole from DMS' fridge. Celestia walks into the kitchen with a pitcher of water.

Kuipter: Why don't you want any wine??

Celestia: Kuipter, I'm pregnant!

Kuipter: So?

Celestia stares at him for a moment.

Celestia: You have no basic understanding of the female body, do you?

Kuipter: All I know are the four places to shove a dick- Mouth, pussy, ass, and tits.

Celestia facepalms.

Celestia: Vulgar asshole... If I drink alcohol, it would be bad for the child.

Kuipter: How?? She doesn't know you're drinking!

Celestia facepalms harder.

Celestia: IT COULD SCREW HER UP. BIG TIME.

Kuipter: ...Oh.

Celestia: Why am I with you again??

Kuipter: It's like my hand.

Celestia: ...Why??

Kuipter: Beats the fuck outta me!

Celestia sighs, drinking some water.

Chapter 4 - I'M ON A BOAT TRAIN
The next morning...

DMS wakes up. He feels Luna's constant, strained breath on his throat. He gently pushes her aside and climbs to his feet. He takes a quick look at the clock on the nightstand. It's 9:26 am. They would be at New Hub that afternoon. He decides to go to the kitchen. Twilight is at the table, face down into a book, asleep. Nobody else seems to be in the room except a couple of staff members.

DMS nudges Twilight. She groans and picks up her head. Her eyes are a little bloodshot and she looks horrible.

Twilight: Why....oh God why....

DMS: What?

Twilight: YOUR MOTHER!!! SHE SLEEPS LIKE A MONSTER!!

DMS: Oh, that. You okay?

Twilight: Oh, yeah.... just a little sleepy is, *yawn*, all.... zzzz.....

She facedesks and falls back asleep. DMS decids to go check out the souvenier shop. Inside was 02 and LD, who appeared to be looking at a couple things. LD appears to be arguing with the cashier.

LD: Are you SURE you guys don't sell the bathroom soap?!!

Cashier: NO. WE DO NOT.

LD: But it smells SO GOOD!!!!

The cashier repeatedly headesks.

DMS walks over towards 02.

DMS: Hey, mom?? Remember how you were supposed to take your snoring medicine??

02: Oh, I forgot about that! ...Why?

DMS: Twilight's passed out on the kitchen table. She wasn't able to sleep because of your snoring.

02: ...Oops.

DMS: Yeah, might want to remember next time.

There's a loud racket. DMS and 02 spin towards the table. LD has flipped the cashier's table over, and is strangling the cashier.

LD: GIMME THE GOGBEAVERDAMN SOAP!!!

Cashier: NEVER!!

DMS facepalms.

Meanwhile...

ZX and Pinkie both wake up.

ZX: Yeesh...

Pinkie turns over to him and giggles.

Pinkie: Last night was fun, no?

ZX: You said it...

ZX turns over and gets up, stretching out. Pinkie gets up as well and gets dressed. They head into the souvenier shop. Inside, they see LD strangling the cashier.

ZX: LD!! What the hell are you doing?!

LD: DSFSVDFS GIVE ME THE SOAP!!!

ZX: DMS!! Stop him!!

DMS: Ok, fine.

DMS picks up a 2x4 that just so happens to be lying around and bashes LD upside the head with it, knocking him into the opposite wall that's 15 feet away.

ZX: YEESH!

DMS: What? I stopped him!

ZX facepalms.

ZX: Where's Twilight?

DMS: Passed out on the table in the kitchen.

ZX: 02's snoring?

02: Yup... Heheh.

Luna then walks into the souvenier shop, having only put on a bra and panties. ZX's jaw drops, before getting forcefully closed by Pinkie.

DMS: ERRM. LUNA.

Luna: Ugh... what??

DMS: CARE TO PUT SOME MORE CLOTHES ON, DEAR?

Luna: What?? OH DAMNIT.

Luna runs off to get dressed.

ZX: Well that was ho-I mean awkward.

Meanwhile... At DMS' castle...

Kuipter: YEEEHAWW!!

Kuipter rides on top of Omegasus (one of my pets). The poor creature crawls along the ground. Celestia stands nearby, nursing the baby.

Celestia: Kuipter, you incompetent brute! Get off of the poor thing!

Kuipter: Fine, fine, sheesh!

Kuipter gets off of Omegasus. Omegasus crawls along the ground, gasping for breath. He walks over to a couch and slumps on it, bored.

Kuipter: I wonder if DMS and Luna have any sex tapes...

Celestia: Let's not find out.

Kuipter: Yeah, you're hotter then her, anyways. Well, not now at the moment.

Celestia: And what does that mean??

Kuipter: Well look at you! You're packing a damned child!

Celestia: That's YOUR fault, you incompetent buffoon!

Kuipter: ...Shaddup.

Meanwhile, back on the train...

Overall, nothing really eventful happens. LD never gets any soap, either. Boo hoo. Around the afternoon...

They arrive at New Hub City.

Chapter 5 - Plot Advancement Arrival
The gang steps out of the train. As they walk out, the enormous city stands before them. At the moment a central park is visible with buildings on the skyline. The central park is enormous, with a large, intricate fountain in the center and freshly cut grass covering the majority of the ground. Several strange looking trees grow out of the ground.

HGD: ...

LD: Wow! Stupendous!

DMS: Impressive...

Lazro walks over to one of the trees.

Lazro: What are these? I've never seen these in my life!

ZX: Oh! Those were imported from one of the mountain series. They looked kind of funny, so we bred some here. I thought they complimented the scenery. Try the fruit! It's supposed to taste good.

Lazro pulls off one of the strange cubic fruits and takes a large bite out of it. The taste is unrecognizable, but still quite pleasing.

Lazro: Yup! Pretty good I say.

ZX: Now, to be clear...

He hands them all a map.

ZX: The highlighted building on 7th street is our hotel. Meet there with the rest of us at least before midnight. Otherwise, your all free to roam the city, see what you like, do whatever. See you soon!

DMS: Alright, then. Come on, Luna.

02: Can I come with you two?

DMS: Well, I certainly don't see why not.

DMS, 02, and Luna all head off.

Pinkie: Twilight! Come with me and Zoshi!

Twilight: Alright, alright, coming!

Twilight runs after them.

Lazro: COME, SAMUEL. WE MUST ROAM TEH LANDZ.

S17: YAYZ!

Lazro and S17 run off.

HGD: ...Errmm...

LD slides dangerously close to him.

HGD: ...SOMEONE HELP ME!!

LD grabs Hank and runs off with him.

Meanwhile...

A figure stands on top of a building, watching them. Chrysalis chuckles once, and flies off after DMS' group.

MEANWHILE YET AGAIN...

Kuipter sits on DMS' couch, guzzling wine and watching TV. Celestia walks into the room, irritated.

Celestia: Damnit, Kuipter!! You haven't done anything to help me!!

Kuipter: WELL I DUNNO HOW TO TAKE CARE OF A DAMNED KID!

Celestia: WELL LEARN HOW. THE BABY NEEDS HER DIAPER CHANGED, AND I'M SICK OF CLEANING SHIT OFF OF MY HAND! YOUR TURN!!

Kuipter: SAY WHAT?!?

Celestia: Kuipter, you're going to have a child of your own soon!! And you've gotta learn how to take care of it when I'm not around!

Kuipter: ...Can we get an abortion??

Celestia: WHAT!? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!

Kuipter: Ugh, it'll be quick! Just give me a coathanger and I'll-

Celestia: NO. NOW YOU. DMS' ROOM. SHIT-RIDDLED DIAPER. GO.

Celestia storms off. Kuipter sighs angrily and heads to DMS' room. He looks at Solaria, who's crying in her crib.

Kuipter: AWRIGHT SHADDUP FOR A SECOND...

Kuipter summons an energy blade out of his arm cannon and slices the diaper off. He throws it in a waste bin.

Kuipter: ...WHAT DO I DO NOW?!

Celestia: Clean the baby's butt off!

Kuipter looks over and spots some wet wipes sitting nearby. He grabs them and cleans the baby off.

Kuipter: BLUH!! THIS IS NASTY!!

Celestia: I'VE DONE THE SAME DAMNED THING 30 FUCKING TIMES. YOU'LL LIVE, I PROMISE!

Kuipter throws the dirty wipes away and grabs another diaper.

Kuipter: Ermm... Hmm...

Kuipter pulls out a knife, wraps the baby up loosely in the diaper, and rams the knife through the diaper to keep it in place.

Kuipter: DONE!!

Celestia: Did you put baby powder on the baby??

Kuipter: DAMNIT.

Kuipter quickly removes the diaper and puts powder on the baby. He the finishes and runs off.

Kuipter: DUNIMMAWATCHTVNOW.

Celestia: Lemme see if you did it right...

She heads upstairs.

Celestia: DAMNIT, KUIPTER!! WE DO NOT USE A KNIFE TO KEEP THE BABY'S DIAPER ON!!

Kuipter: WELL WHAT THE FUCK ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO USE?!?

Celestia: THEY'RE CALLED "BOBBY PINS", YOU INSOLENT BUFFOON!! URGH, AT LEAST YOU GOT EVERYTHING ELSE RIGHT...

Celestia puts the diaper on correctly, then heads back downstairs.

Celestia: Ugh... You're useless.

Meanwhile in New Hub...

ZoshiX, Pinkie and Twilight roam about town, looking for something fun to do. Pinkie spots a small shop-looking thingy in the corner of an alley.

Pinkie: What's that over there?

ZX: ....I don't know what that is. I guess someone already bought out the building. We could check it out if you want.

Pinkie: Why not? We've got all day!

ZX: Fair enough.

They walk over to the door. It is a large, heavy door, with a small eyeslit near the middle. A plaque sits next to the door. On it, reads: "PhD. D&D, Professional Psychics."

Twilight: Fortune telling? I've always been interested by the subject, but I've never truly had mine told. Can we get in?

ZX: I don't know. Personally, I've always thought they were a little fishy, but we can try it. Probably just another stereotype of mine.

ZX knocks on the door a couple times. Someone walks up to the door.

Dr.D: Password?

ZX: Wha- we don't know a password!

Dr. D: Well, tough luck man, that's how you get in. See ya later, or not.

Twilight: Hello?

Dr. D: ?

Twilight: I'm sorry, sir, but I really wanted to try it.

He opens the eyeslit

Dr. D: Like I said, nob- Wait a second...

He goes into the building again. Mumbling can be heard vaguely from outside. He comes back.

Dr. D: You got money?

ZX: Yeah! You gonna let us in?

Dr. D: Alright...

Latches unlock and the large door opens. Standing behind it is a large fellow, quite fat in nature. He wears a red robe and colorful garments. His face is covered.

Dr. D: Come right in...

As they walk inside, another figure is visible in the dark room. Sitting at a table is presumably the psychic, however his/her face is not shown, and the entire body is draped with a large dark sheet. They seem to be wearing a pointy hat under the sheet.

(Now, both are known as "PhD. D" but for your convenience the second fellow will be referred to as "Psychic.")

Psychic: Come in! Come in! We'll be sure to accomodate your desires.

ZX, Pinkie, and Twilight look at each other nervously, but soon walk in.

Elsewhere...

Lazro and S17 walk down an alleyway. They spot something ahead.

Lazro: Woah, what's that?

Ahead of them, a tall, black figure eats away at a Blockhead. It looks similar to an Equestrian, but has short, stubby insect-like wings. It has short, stubby hair, and wears a small, blue shawl. Large holes also line its limbs. It makes angry, low growls as it tears away at the Blockhead, eating anything it can eat.

Lazro: What's that??

The monster raises its head up, having heard Lazro. It spins around to face them. It has cyan, insect-like eyes. It hisses at the two!

Lazro: TAKE HEED, SAMUEL! THAR BE A MONSTER IN FRONT OF US!! CHAAAAARGE!!

Lazro and S17 charge at the monster!

Battle: 1 Unknown Monster!
Lazro charges in with the Dual 02 Katanas!

Monster takes 1021 damage!

S17 charges up a mega slash!

The monster gets enveloped in a green light! When it vanishes, S17 is standing there!

Lazro: WUTDEFUQ!? A shapeshifter?!

The monster unleashes a flaming slash!

Lazro takes 2849 damage!

The monster returns to normal.

Lazro activates the HAIRPIN! It became an SMG!

Lazro fires the SMG!

Monster takes 17389 damage!

The monster fell over and died!

YOU WIN!

Lazro: What the hell is this thing?? I bet DMS would know!

Lazro pulls out his cell phone and takes a picture of the monster. He then sends it to DMS via a text and asks him what this was.

Meanwhile...

DMS, Luna, and 02 stroll down a pathway next to a river. DMS' phone rings. He pulls it out.

DMS: What the hell??

The text reads: "hey dms wut is dis", along with the picture.

DMS: Damnit! Chrysalis must have followed us here.

Luna: What??

DMS: Lazro and Sam just killed a Changeling.

Luna: Ugh!

DMS replies to Lazro's text and puts the phone away.

DMS: Ugh, let's keep moving. Just keep your eyes out for Chrysalis- knowing her, she's stalking us right now...

They keep moving forward.

Back in the alleyway...

Lazro: According to DMS, this is a Changeling, one of Chrysalis' minions.

S17: But weren't they all killed?

Lazro: She must have used some magic or something to take more out of Equestria. We've gotta be careful. BUT UNTIL THEN, MORE RANDOMNESS TO BE HAD!!

S17: YAYZ!!

They keep moving. A figure leaps down from one of the buildings and follows them.

Meanwhile, at the Psychic...

Psychic: Now, whose future am I telling here? Or are we doing a personality test?

Twilight: Predict the future? Impossible! I'd love to see you try.

Psychic: Glad to oblige. That'll cost 50 gold.

ZX: Fifty? That's outrageous!

Psychic: Your choice...

Twilight: Fine... here you go.

She hands him the money.

Psychic: Alright, now, let me get my crystal ball...

He rummages through some things on a shelf. He pulls out a dusty crystal ball and sets it on the table. He dusts it off, scattering dust into the room.

Psychic: Lets *cough* get started shall we? Now... Spirits! Spirits from beyond! For these three of each other fond! Thier future whisper to me may! So that they know of passing day! Do Tell! Tell!

Psychic: Look deeply into the ball with me.

They all lean in. Vague images are visible in the ball.

Psychic: Now... I see... I see something bad in your future...

Twilight: What is it?

Psychic: One of you... taken... It's, it's fading quickly...

Dr. D creeps up behind the three of them, carrying a large hammer. He lifts it slowly...

Psychic: I see... All 3 of you getting bashed in the head with a hammer!

Twilight: What??

-THWACK!!!-

All three of them are sideswiped by a crasing blow to the head. They lose conciousness.

Psychic: Hehe... suckers. Now, you remember the plan?

Dr.D: Yeah. Let's get outta here before anyone notices.

Psychic: Alright, grab the purple chick. Tie the others up. I'll be following you at close distance.

Dr.D grabs ties up ZX and Pinkie and throws them in the alley. He grabs Twilight and hoists her over his sholder and leaves. Psychic walks up to a bird that is sitting on the sidewalk.

Psychic: Now, just stay there for a second...

Psychic's eyes flash once and he disappears in a cloud of purple smoke. He flies out of the smoke, however, he has transformed into a bird. The "bird" then follows Dr. D as he makes for the city's edge.

DMS, Luna, and 02 walk towards a large dock.

Luna: Ooh, this is interesting!

DMS: Wait, who's that??

DMS points to Psychic and Dr. D.

DMS: Wait... Is that Twilight...??

Luna: They have Twilight?!

02: Well, don't just stand there! Come on, let's go after them!

DMS, Luna, and 02 run towards Dr. D and Psychic.

Dr. D: W-What the?!

Psychic transforms back into normal.

Psychic: Ugh, run!

Psychic turns back into the bird and flies off. Dr. D runs off, carrying Twilight.

DMS: GET BACK HERE!!

DMS charges after him!

Luna: Ugh, Revelian, wait up!

02 and Luna run after them. After a few minutes of chasing, DMS traps Dr. D in an alleyway!

DMS: Time's up, bitch! Hand Twilight over!

Dr. D: UGH!! Looks like I've gotta take care of you myself!

Dr. D throws Twilight onto the ground and pulls out his hammer!

Boss: Dr. D King Dedede's Theme - Super Smash Bros Brawl Theme
DMS charges forward!

Dr. D takes 4456 damage!! Dr. D's mask is knocked off!

Dr. D: Damnit!!

Dr. D's penguin-like face is revealed, instantly recognizable by DMS.

DMS: Dedede? The hell are you doing here?

DDD: Nothing you need to care about. Speaking of which, I hate you guys! Dark matters, think they rule the freaking world...

DMS: YOU of all people telling someone they falsley rule a world? Bullshit.

DDD: That's cuz I am a king, stupid!

DDD makes a wide sweep with his hammer!!

DMS barely dodged it!

DMS charges forward!

DDD takes 5493 damage!

DDD charges up the super-hammer-spin attack!!

DMS uses the Shard Attack!

DDD was teleported into the sky!

DDD fell to the ground!

DDD takes 8949 damage!

DDD was knocked out of his attack!

DDD smashes with his hammer!

DMS takes 8372 damage!

DMS slices with his sword!

DDD takes 5949 damage!

DDD fell back!

YOU WIN!!

DDD breathes heavily from the fight, obviously somewhat exausted.

DDD: You got some kick in you after all, huh? Well, not to be rude, but I gotta go. See ya later, suckers!

DDD runs off, leaving Twilight behind. DMS, Luna, and 02 rush over to her. She seems to be waking up.

02: Are you going to let him get away?

DMS: For now. I don't give a shit about Mr. Pengiun at the moment, when we have someone else to deal with. You okay Twilight?

Twilight: Uh....yeah...ZX and Pinkie are... tied up near the fortune teller's place... We should go get them. That guy, Dedede? He was with some other guy, too. I guess he knocked us all out while we were focused on the fortune teller.

DMS: Alright, I'll go get them...

DMS goes off to get ZX and Pinkie.

Luna: For God's sake, can't we just have a normal vacation for once? First, Chrysalis, now this buffoon? What's next?

Twilight: Chrysalis? She followed us here?

Luna: Apparently. Lazro and Sam saw a Changeling not too long ago. I wonder how they're doing...

MEANWHILE...

Lazro and Sam wander around the city.

S17: Everything's deserted... Just a bunch of these block-headed guys...

Lazro: Didn't we see one of these guys get mauled by that Changeling?

S17: Yeah. I wonder what Changelings are doing here...

Suddenly, 3 Changelings leap down from the top of buildings!!

Lazro: OH CRAP!!

???: Yawn. You're still such a bore, Lazzy.

Lazro: WATDEFUQDOYOUMEAN- Wait...

Suddenly, Iala walks forward, holding the Hellbender.

Iala: Need some help with these insectoid-freaks??

Lazro: PLEASE.

Iala joins the party!

And they fight the changelings.

Chapter 6 - Fireworks
Throughout that day, DMS's and ZX's group do some stuff together, keeping watch of any suspicious activity along the way. Lazro, Sam, and Iala continue exterminate. Ludicrine and HankGuideDude have really been the only ones having fun, being completely ignorant of thier situation. Everyone has congregated, however, to see what is supposed to be a fantastic fireworks show, on the lake. The area lights are dim, and it is late as the blockhead pyrotechnicians prepare the show.

DMS: After all of today this better be good... I've been through a lotta shit today.

Luna: At least we can watch the fireworks together, Revelian.

ZX: So, Pinkie, you ready? It's supposed to be really good.

Pinkie: Yeah! I love fireworks! They're so... explosively happy!

Iala: So, Lazro...

She scoots up next to him. Lazro cringes awkwardly. Samuel17 just pokerfaces and walks away.

Ludicrine and HGD appear.

LD: THAT WAS AWESOME!!

HGD: I WAZZA FIRIN MAH LAZORS!!

DMS: What are you talking about?

LD: The laser tag place. It was epic.

HGD: Epppiiiiccc!!

ZX: They had a laser tag place? fffffuuuu-

Pinkie: Don't worry about it, we had fu- well sort of fun. I think it's starting!

The street lights fade to dark, and a drumroll plays. A lone spark flies into the air.

DMS: Yawn....

It continues to fly up into the sky, then as it's altitude climaxes...

SSSSSSHHHAHABOOOM!!

It explodes into a fiery burst of magnificence. Soon after tens upon tens of other fireworks shoot into the sky, exploding in all kinds of various colors and patterns.

Twilight: Wow!

The fireworks continue to light the sky as boats start to float around the edge of the lake. They continue to circle around a glowing round sphere, that begins to rise up out of the water. Show dancers, acrobats, and fire-dancers and such on the boats continue the show. It was fantastic. But suddenly, the lights on the boats cut off and the fireworks stop...

DMS: What the-? What gives?

Then, a dim green light shines over the boats and focuses on the central ball. The sphere splits into quarters and an enormous flower structure emerges from the ball. The bud sticks out, then glows green.

ZX: This... this isn't right!

DMS: Oh, great... here we go again.

Evil cackling emerges from the flower as it "blooms." The petals open to reveal none other than Chrysalis. Changelings appear from the boats and start attacking the performers. She floats over to the gang.

Chrysalis: Oh! I'm sorry! Did I steal the show? It's just my nature...

DMS: Oh, can it you slut. Why do you keep bothering us? I just came here to get a fucking vacation and you follow us just to pester me and Luna both. I know you've got a problem with me but could you JUST LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE?!

ZX: ...What he said.

Luna looks around for a second.

Luna: Damnit, our guns are on the ship!!

Iala: Great, this is why I NEVER let anyone else hold my weapons... They'll get fucking stolen like this!!

They hear more cackling behind them. The ship's captain walks onto the deck... and promptly turns into a Changeling.

DMS: Jesus, they've must have replaced the entire crew!

Chrysalis: And not just that... All of these ships, as well.

ZX: Oh God...

DMS: Luna, Pinkie, Iala!! Go get your guns! ZX, go with them!

ZX: Why??

DMS: BECAUSE WE DO NOT NEED CHRYSALIS STARSTORMING US TO HELL.

ZX: ROGER THAT.

They all run off, ZX decapitating the Changeling as he moves. The others turn to face Chrysalis.

Chrysalis: Now then... Now that your wife is gone... Let's have some fun, shall we...??

DMS: IN YOUR DREAMS, YOU SKANK.

Chrysalis: Fine, then... I guess I'll extract as much love as I can... from your corpses.

Chrysalis floats downward towards the gang!!

Boss: Chrysalis (Actual boss this time)
DMS charges forward!

Chrysalis takes 1493 damage!

LD fires an aura bolt!

Chrysalis takes 930 damage!

Lazro uses the HAIRPIN! It became... a hairpin.

Lazro: PINCEPTION!!!

Chrysalis was stunned!

S17 charges up a mega slash!

Twilight fires a beam of energy!

Chrysalis takes 594 damage!

02 launches a blast of dark energy!!

Chrysalis takes 1930 damage!

Chrysalis returned to normal!

DMS charges forward!

Chrysalis takes 1392 damage!

LD attacks with TRANCE!

Chrysalis takes 1504 damage!

Lazro activates the HAIRPIN! It became a rock!

Lazro threw the rock!

Chrysalis doesn't take any damage!

S17 unleashes the mega slash!

Chrysalis takes 2493 damage!

Twilight launches a magic blast!

Chrysalis takes 1492 damage!

02 launches a bolt of dark energy!

Chrysalis takes 2594 damage!

Chrysalis transforms into S17!

Chrysalis activates the Speed Amplifier!

Chrysalis transforms into DMS!!

Chrysalis charges forward!!

LD takes 24923 damage!!!

LD got hurt and collapsed...

DMS charges forward!

Chrysalis takes 1594 damage!

Lazro activates the HAIRPIN! It became an RPG!

Lazro fires the RPG!

Chrysalis takes 2403 damage!

S17 unleashes a flaming slash!

Chrysalis takes 1459 damage!! Chrysalis gets knocked down!!

Second attack!

S17 unleashes a flaming slash!

Chrysalis takes 1930 damage! Chrysalis leaps to her feet!!

Twilight charges up a magic spell!

02 unleashes a bolt of dark energy!

Chrysalis takes 2493 damage!

Chrysalis transforms into DMS!

Chrysalis charges forward!

02 takes 14032 damage!!

Chrysalis transforms into Twilight!

Chrysalis launches a magic blast!

Twilight takes 9392 damage!

DMS charges forward!

Chrysalis takes 1605 damage!

Lazro charges in with the Dual 02 Katanas!

Chrysalis takes 950 damage!

S17 activates the Speed Amplifier!

Twilight launches a powerful blast of dark energy!!

Chrysalis takes 3859 damage!!

02 launches bloody tears!

The gang recovered 8000 HP!

Chrysalis transforms into 02!

Chrysalis launches bloody tears in the air!

Chrysalis recovered 5000 HP!

DMS: DAMNIT.

Chrysalis transformed into LD!

Chrysalis fired an Aura Bolt!

DMS takes 9054 damage!! DMS was knocked down!

Second attack!

Chrysalis transforms into LD!

Chrysalis fired an Aura Bolt!

DMS takes 13920 damage!!

DMS got hurt and collapsed...

Lazro: Shiieeettt....

Lazro activates the IRONGLOW KEY!! It became an Electrolaser Cannon!

Chrysalis: What?!?

Lazro: EAT ELECTROLASER, BITCH!!

Lazro fires the Electrolaser Cannon!!!

Chrysalis takes 8493 damage!!!

Lazro: ...SHE WASN'T DEFEATED?!? OH COME ON!!

S17 unleashes a flaming slash!

Chrysalis takes 1584 damage!! Chrysalis was knocked down!

Second attack!

S17 unleashes a flaming slash!

Chrysalis takes 1940 damage!!

Chrysalis cries out and backs up!!!

YOU WIN!!

DMS: *Pant* There we fucking go...!

Chrysalis stands at the edge of the boat, panting.

Chrysalis: Haha... how exhilarating... I enjoy our "sessions"... Again, I'm off!

She leaps forward, gives DMS another quick kiss, and flies off.

DMS: Fucking hell.

LD: Well, at least she's gone. The changelings should also cease the attack with the loss of their leader... Wait a second. Hank wasn't in the fight!! Where is he?

Suddenly, Chrysalis turns around.

Chrysalis: OH!! AND WE HAVE YOUR FRIEND WITH US!! IF YOU WANT HIM BACK, THEN WE'LL SEE YOU IN THE GREEN FLOWER!!

Chrysalis laughs again and flies off.

DMS: Damnit!! The Changelings must have taken him before we fought! The "green flower" is that thing in the middle of the lake, right??

LD: Seems like it. That's where Chrysalis is flying.

Suddenly, ZX and the others arrive on deck.

Luna: We're back...! ...What, did we miss it?!

DMS: Yeah, we won. But they took Hank!!

ZX: Oh come on!!

DMS: They're waiting in that flower... thing. I don't even know what it is.

Pinkie: Well, come on! We have to save him!

DMS: Relax, Pinkie, we will! Does anyone know how to drive a ship??

Everyone looks confused.

DMS: Oh brother...

Meanwhile, on one of the boats...

DDD smashes a Changeling with his hammer, sending it flying into the ocean. A white ghost-like being floats down next to him- The same enemy that tricked the gang earlier.

Psychic: So many of these things! What ARE these??

DDD: No idea, Doopliss. There was a big fight going on one of the boats, though. Some weird bug-chick flew off and went back into that flower.

Doopliss: Weird. These things shapeshift! I thought I was the only one here that could do that!

DDD: Dunno, but the boat that the fight was on is moving towards the flower, now! Wanna follow?

Doopliss: Yes. I bet that's where they are... Get this boat moving

DDD: I thought I was the king...

Doopliss: Just do it!

DDD begrudgingly activated the boat, and it started moving towards the flower as well.

Elsewhere...

Kuipter walks into the kitchen, carrying a basket of clothes.

Kuipter: Celestia! I got those clothes like you w-

Kuipter slips on a puddle of water and hits the floor.

Kuipter: Oh what the hell!?

Celestia sits on a chair, looking as if she is straining.

Kuipter: Celestia! What's wrong!?

Celestia: Kuipter, my water broke...!

Kuipter stares at her, confused,

Celestia: It means the baby's almost done!!

Kuipter continues to stare at her.

Celestia: THE BABY'S ABOUT TO BE BORN!!

Kuipter's expression changes to that of shock. Celestia starts to moan in pain.

Kuipter: Oh SHIT. W-WHAT DO I DO!?

Celestia: T-take me to a bed...!!

Kuipter: Don't we have to go to a hospital!?

Celestia: KUIPTER, THERE IS NO TIME. THIS BABY WANTS OUT NOW. Carry me upstairs...! Auughhh!!

Kuipter picks her up gently and carries her to DMS' bedroom. He puts her on the bed and grabs a hold of her hand.

Kuipter: I'll call 911, at least!

Celestia: H-hurry up... Urgh!!

Kuipter pulls out his cell phone and dials something.

Kuipter: Operator!! Get me the number for 911!!

Celestia: WHAT!? 911 IS THE NUMBER, YOU IDIOT!! IT ISN'T A FUCKING PLACE!!

Kuipter: FUCK.

He dials 911.

Kuipter: YEAH!! HEY!! GET AN AMBULANCE!! THERE'S A WOMAN GOING INTO LABOR!!

Kuipter hangs it up.

Kuipter: They'll be here soon enough!

Celestia: K-Kuipter, they're not gonna make it...

Kuipter grabs onto her hand and holds it. She cries out in pain as the baby is delivered.

Celestia: K-Kuipter!! Wipe the baby clean!

Kuipter grabs the cleanest thing he can find and wipes the sticky fluid off of the baby, allowing it to breath.

Celestia: O-Ok... We c-can relax... See what gender it is...

Kuipter gently picks the baby up and looks at its private.

Celestia: Well...?

Kuipter: I see a pussy.

Celestia facepalms.

Celestia: It's a girl...

They both take time to look at the child. It's body is a sleek white. Small patches of golden-orange sit in top of its tiny head. Celestia lovingly cradles the baby.

Celestia: Got a name for her...?

Kuipter thinks for a moment.

Kuipter: Starbreeze??

Celestia: She looks a bit too "sunny" for that, now doesn't she...? But it's alright... I like the name...

She leans over and gives Kuipter a quick kiss. Paramedics soon arrive to take them to the hospital.

Back to DMS...

The gang sits on the boat, bored. It's still a ways to the flower. Suddenly, DMS gets a text.

DMS: What?

DMS pulls out his cell phone and reads the text. It says-

"MY KID IS BETTER THAN YOURS!!"

Along with the text is a picture of Starbreeze.

DMS: Holy shit!

Luna: What is it?

DMS: Celestia had her baby. Kuipter just sent me a text.

Luna: What!?

Everyone gathers around to see the picture of the baby.

Luna: I can only hope that it won't turn out as bad as its mother...

ZX: Luna, relax.

Luna sighs angrily.

DMS: Woah, hey, we're here.

The boat arrives at the massive flower. It turns out to be a large complex.

DMS: Alright, let's get HGD!

LD: Come on!

The gang runs out of the boat towards the bud of the flower. They push the door open. Inside are 3 HGDs.

DMS: Oh for God's sake...

Chrysalis sits on a chair up above. She laughs at them.

Chrysalis: So, do you know your friend enough to find the fake? Let's find out...

DMS pulls a piece of bacon out of his pocket.

DMS: One of you, eat this.

One of the HGDs pick up the bacon and eats it. Luna puts a bullet in his head. The body reverts to a Changeling.

Chrysalis: How the hell...?!

DMS: Hah! HGD hates pork!

Chrysalis: ...You're kidding me.

DMS: Now, then. Take this knife and stab yourself in the arm.

DMS throws a knife to another HGD. He pokes himself in the arm, drawing blood. The blood is a bright green. Luna puts a bullet in the fake.

DMS: HGD's blood is violet. Too bad your Changeling's can't copy that!

HGD: Yeesh! Thanks, guys!

Chrysalis scowls angrily and flies out through the top of the flower.

DMS: Let's get the hell out of here.

Twilight: But what about-

DMS: Twilight, it's as I said, she's hardly a major threat. She's just a nuisance. Come on, I want to go to bed...

DMS walks out of the facility back towards the boat. The gang promptly follows. They return to their hotel rooms to sleep.

Meanwhile...

Chrysalis lands on the ground, somewhere outside the city. She angrily kicks a stone.

Chrysalis: Another plan. Foiled. Urgh...

???: Hehehe... Prehaps we could help?

Chrysalis spins around to see Doopliss and King Dedede.

Chrysalis: A ghost and a fatass? What the hell could you two possibly do??

Doopliss: Come with us, and you'll find out...

Chrysalis: ...Fine...

She reluctantly goes with them.

Chapter 7 - Shapeception
The three of them walk through the city, unnoticed due to the relative darkness.

Doopliss: Now, what is it exactly that you want from these guys? Because, well, we've got some failed plans due to mr, how'd you say "fatass?" over here.

DDD: Hrmph...

Chrysalis: Well, you see, Revelian...

Doopliss: Who?

Chrysalis: The dark matter. The dark guy in the robe. Anyway, it's complicated. In general, I kind of just want him for my own, yet that blue bitch keeps getting in the way, and he isn't quite pleased with it.

Doopliss: So, what you're saying is you want sex with this guy and get rid of his bitch wife? Sound simple enough to me. Actually, it's perfect... So, if we help you with this, will you help us with our plan? I'll strike a deal here and now.

Chrysalis: Hrm... I would comply, but of what aid would you two buffoons be to me?

Doopliss: Here, let me show you...

Doopliss's eyes flash and he disappears in a cloud of smoke. He then reappears in front of Chrysalis, but he has turned into Chrysalis.

DDD: SHAPESHIFTERCEPTION.

Chrysalis: ...! YOU'RE a shapeshifter too?! Well! I would have never guessed. Hey, I'm pretty hot...

Doopliss returns to normal.

Doopliss: So, deal?

Chrysalis: Deal.

Dedede: Alright! Let's get this on! Now, what are we doing again?

Doopiss: Alright guys, now, here's the plan...

The hotel is quiet. Everyone is asleep and/or not asleep but still in bed.

Doopliss, Dedede, and Chrysalis stealthily move into the area. Doopliss walks over to the side of the road and picks up a rock, surely, underneath are some bugs. He picks one of them up.

Doopliss: Hey, turn into one of these.

Chrysalis: Disgusting! Become one of those vile insects!? Never!

Doopliss facepalms.

Doopliss: YOU LOOK ENOUGH LIKE A BUG TO PASS FOR ONE!

Chrysalis: Fine...

She reluctantly transforms into the bug, and Doopliss follows. Dedede walks into the hotel building, and the other two follow unnoticed, as meer insects. He walks up to the front counter.

DDD: Can I get a room?

Clerk: We have rooms available. Will you be the only one staying tonight?

DDD: Uh... yeah.

Clerk: That will be 230 gold.

DDD: Rrg...okay.

He begrudgingly hands the clerk some gold.

Clerk: Here's your room key. You'll be on the fourteenth floor.

DDD: Alright.

Dedede goes to one of the elevators, however, it seems to be broken.

DDD: Oh god freaking damnit...

Doopliss jumps around.

DDD: Sigh...

SEVERAL HOURS LATER...

Dedede pants heavily as he drags himself over the last stair. He slowly makes his way to the room, followed by Doopliss and Chrysalis. He goes in and locks the door. Chrysalis and Doopliss change back to normal.

Doopliss: Success. Now, can you transform into him by memory?

Chrysalis: Of course, ameteur.

Doopliss: AME erm... whatever.

Chrysalis transforms into DMS.

Doopliss: Now, we need a DNA sample from his wife. It can be anything. A hair, a toenail, whatever. I'll get ol' triple D over here to distract him while you get in.

Chrysalis: Alright.

She and Dedede leave the room. Dedede goes to the end of the hallway and starts jumping up and down vigorously.

...meanwhile, in DMS and Luna's hotel room...

RUMBLERUMBLE

DMS: ...what the hell? KEEP THE SHIT DOWN UP THERE.

Luna: Relax now, probably just some kid or something.

DMS: Don't care. I have no mercy for ignorance.

Luna: Sigh...

DMS gets up and leaves the room, heading down the hall and up the stairs to see what's up. Chrysalis takes this opportunity to go into thier room and grab a hair off the hairbrush.

Luna: What are you doing?

Chrysalis: Oh, umm... nothing, just brushing my hair. Is, all...

Luna: ...Whatever.

Chrysalis leaves again, returning to Doopliss. Doopliss then uses the hair to transform into Luna.

Doopliss: Hey, this chick's kinda hot...

Chrysalis facepalms.

Doopliss: U-uh, yeah... Alright, now, you go back into their room and do what we planned. I'll go keep "Revelian" busy.

Chrysalis returns to Luna, while Doopliss heads down the hall. When he reaches where DDD had gone, he stands to find DMS as well as a severely mutilated Dedede. DDD mouthes at Doopliss "I fucking hate you."

DMS: YOU UNDERSTAND?!

DDD: Yeah, yeah!! Just leave me alone!!

Doopliss: This guy again?

DMS: Huh? Oh, hey Luna. Yeah, but I took care of him. I think it would be in his best interest to GTFO. LIKE NOW.

DDD: OHSORRYKTHXBAI.

He flees quickly. (However, he is really just hiding on a level below. DMS turns back to Doopliss.

DMS: Now, you want to finish what we were doing before he interrupted us?

Doopliss: Wha- Oh, right! Y-yeah! Let's have some fun!

DMS: You alright? You seem a bit... cheesy.

Doopliss: No, I'm fine. Just a bit tired of all this going on. Let's go back to bed.

In Doopliss's head:

They start to return to the room. DMS gets out his key, and opens the door slowly. He opens it up, and suddenly, right in front of him...

DMS: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THINGS IN FUCKING HELL?!

Inside the room, Chrysalis (still disguised as DMS) literally leaps off of the bed from shock. Luna raises up, shrieks, and covers herself up.

Doopliss secretly s.

Luna: W-WHAT THE HELL!?!

Doopliss: W-What's this shapeshifted skank doing in my bed?!

Luna: YOU'RE CALLING ME A SHAPESHIFTING SKANK?!

DMS: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!! THERE'S... TWO OF US.

Luna: ONE OF YOU FUCKS IS CHRYSALIS. AND I BET I KNOW WHICH ONE!!

Luna slams her fist into Doopliss, sending him flying through the wall. When the rubble fades, his disguise has fallen.

DMS: WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS FLYING FUCK?!?

Doopliss: W-What do you mean, Re- Oh fuck.

Chrysalis morphs back into her normal form.

Luna: WAIT, YOU MEAN YOU WERE ACTUALLY DISGUISED AS DMS?!? AND YOU WERE ABOUT TO- OH GOD.

Chrysalis: YOU THINK I LIKED DOING THAT?!

DMS: LET'S ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP HERE. FIRST OFF, WHO THE FUCKING HELL ARE YOU?!?

Doopliss: ...BAILING!!

Doopliss teleports out.

Chrysalis: God fucking DAMNIT!

Chrysalis leaps out of a nearby window. DMS and Luna just stand there, confused.

DMS: What... just... What?

Outside, the three meet up.

Doopliss: WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?! WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST SNATCH HER LIKE I SAID?!?

Chrysalis: I had to distract her!! You didn't keep Revelian busy long enough, fatass!!

DDD looks at her with pure rage in his eyes.

Chrysalis: ...YOU didn't keep him distracted, Doopliss!!

Doopliss: I TRIED!! Hell, if it wasn't for the fact YOU were in there, do you know what I would have had to go through?! I get shivers thinking about it!!

Chrysalis: This is why I should have been Luna... I would have actually kept him busy!

Doopliss: WHAT THE FUCK EVER. LET'S GET OUT OF HERE AND COME UP WITH ANOTHER PLAN.

They all run off.

Chapter 8 - What Just... What?
All of the others emerge from thier rooms to investigate the recent commontion. DMS and Luna simply stand there, recollecting what happened.

ZX: Why is there a massive crack in the wall?

He looks to the right.

ZX: Oh... so what happened? I couldn't even tell what was going on.

So DMS explains the turn of events from his point of view.

LD: So, who was the ghost guy?

DMS: Erm... I don't know. He bolted as soon as they got busted. Chrysalis ran too.

Twilight: By the amount of times these people have bothered us, I would assume they're plotting for another attack. The thing is, it would help if we even knew what they were trying to do.

DMS: We'll just have to be vigilant over the next morning. Then we can get the hell outta here. It's a damned shame this had to turn out this way.

Luna: Well, everything else was too. A woman can't even have a baby without the world being in peril.

The hotel clerk appears in the hall. He simply stands there.

Clerk: WHAT JUST HAPPENED UP HERE?!

DMS: We can explain! You see, there were these shapeshifters and a giant penguin...

The clerk looks at him like he's insane.

DMS: Yeah, we can't explain.

Clerk: Well, that's gonna cost you. About 1000 gold to be exact.

DMS: 1000?! Whatever... Kuipter probably owes me 10 times that by now.

DMS hands Clerk 1000 gold. He goes away.

ZX: Now I'm actually going to try to sleep this time. Night, guys.

LD: Yeah, it's freezing cold...

Luna: Like your dead wife? (4:13)

LD: Wait, WAT

Luna: What?

LD: Come on, HGD. Let's go back to bed.

Everyone retreats to thier rooms and attempts to get a good nights sleep.

Meanwhile, in another part of the city...

Something Dedede's wearing on his wrist starts to flash and beep.

Chrysalis: What's that? Are you late for your chicken suit fitting?

DDD:

DDD: No, it's a communicator.

Doopliss: Who is it?

DDD: Hold on...

He presses a button on the communicator. The screen goes black, then someone appears on the screen. This figure happens to be none other than Sir Grodus.

DDD: It's 'ol Grodus.

Doopliss: What does he want?

Grodus: I'm growing extremely impatient? Do you have her yet?

Doopliss: No, our plans have failed so far. We're going to try again soon. We think we have a foolproof plan.

Grodus: *Sigh...* It better be. It's pretty important you fools don't screw up again, or we're all screwed. Transmission Ended.

He disappears.

DDD: So what's our new plan?

Doopliss: As I see it, we have only one more option. Direct approach.

DDD: You mean fight them ourselves? You're insane!

Doopliss: No, every time we've faced them we've been alone. Alone, we are all weak, but together, we could take 'em. At least tire them out enough to take one of them.

Chrysalis: When shall we strike?

Doopliss: Tomorrow morning.

Chrysalis: I don't do mornings. How about noon?

Doopliss: Sigh... fine. Noon it is.

The next morning, the guys wake up rather late, due to the previous night's interruption. They begin to pack thier bags and prepare to leave New Hub to return home. They go down the stairs, check out, then walk out the hotel doors. Then, standing right in front of them are our three villains.

DMS: ...Seriously?

Chrysalis: Weren't expecting us, were you Revelian?

DMS: No. I wasn't. At least bedsheet over here showed up. Who the hell are you anyway?

Doopliss: Well, technically, I'm Doopliss, but I can be anyone I want, really, slick.

ZX: What's that supposed to mean?

Doopliss: You'll soon find out, yoshi. We're all sick and tired of these tricks and crap. We just want to take you out the old fashioned way. Get things over with. Yaddayada.

DMS: Take us out? Let's see you try!

Doopliss: As you wish! Let's go, slick!

The three of them charge towards the gang!

Boss Battle: Doopliss, Dedede, and Chrysalis!! ZMiX - Doopliss Theme (Dubstep Electro Remix)
The enemy team gets the first attack!!

Chrysalis: Remember the plans, you thick twats?!

Doopliss: Shaddup!! We remember!!

Doopliss transformed into S17!

Doopliss activated the Speed Amplifier!!

Chrysalis transformed into ZX!!

DMS: Oh FUCK ARE THEY REALLY DOING THIS?!

Chrysalis used PSI Starstorm!!

ZX took 15940 damage!!

DMS took 12034 damage!!

LD took 18503 damage!!

Luna took 12910 damage!

Lazro took 24392 damage!!

Lazro got hurt and collapsed...

S17 took 29403 damage!!

S17 got hurt and collapsed...

HGD took 15940 damage!!

HGD got hurt and collapsed...

Twilight took 19403 damage!!

Twilight got hurt and collapsed...

Pinkie took 24930 damage!!

Pinkie got hurt and collapsed...

02 took 14930 damage!

Dedede smashes with his hammer!!

DMS took 9893 damage!!

Doopliss transformed into ZX!!

Doopliss used PSI Starstorm!!

ZX took 12903 damage!!

ZX got hurt and collapsed...

DMS took 9293 damage!!

DMS got hurt and collapsed...

LD took 13930 damage!!

LD got hurt and collapsed...

Luna took 9293 damage!!

Luna got hurt and collapsed...

02 took 8504 damage!

Chrysalis transformed into ZX!!

Chrysalis used PSI Starstorm!!

02 took 13920 damage!!

02 got hurt and collapsed...

You lost the battle...

Doopliss: W-WOW!! THAT REALLY WORKED?!?

Chrysalis: I told you it would! Now then, I'll be taking this...

Chrysalis picks up DMS' unconscious body.

Chrysalis: You do whatever with the rest of them.

Doopliss: Right... Heheh, thanks for the help!

Chrysalis: Yeah yeah, just don't bother me again.

She walks off.

Doopliss: Now, then... Which one?

Dedede points to Twilight.

Dedede: She's a purple, magic-using Equestrian, so she's probably the one.

Doopliss: But there's TWO purple Equestrians... What about her?

Doopliss points to Luna.

Dedede: Nah, I'm sure this is her! Besides, we never saw the other one use any magic.

Doopliss: Alright. Take her. Let's go before they get up.

Dedede grabs Twilight and they run off. They leave the city, headed off to who knows where...

Later...

ZX slowly fades back into conciousness. His vision blur clears as he begins to remember what happened.

ZX: Ugh... that was brutal. Hey! Is everyone alright?

02: I believe the others are still unconcious. Revelian and Twilight appear to be missing...

ZX: Both of them!? GREAT. JUST FANTASTIC. Not only did we get our asses kicked, but we're stuck with two missing people and no clue as to where any of them went.

02: Hold on... I sense a magic signature... But it's weak.

Some of the others begin to come to.

LD: Wha- what happened?

ZX: Hold on, LD. So you MIGHT be able to lead us to one of them?

02: There's a chance.

ZX: Well that's a chance we're going to have to take. Which direction?

02: To the northwest of our current location. I would think they went as straight as possible.

LD: We gotta follow someone again?

ZX: Yeah. Everyone else okay?

A general rally of "yeah"s and "okay"s are heard.

LD: Who should we find first??

Luna: Revelian, obviously! I'm certain that it was that Chrysalis bitch who took him!

ZX: Well, obviously! But what about Twilight?? We can't just abandon her, either! I mean, she's not going to kill him or anything. Hell, she's in love with him from what we know.

Luna: Remember when we came back from the honeymoon, and Revelian was really weak and tired? She has sex with him once, and it did that to him. She drained energy from him and made him weak. Can you imagine what would happen to him if she did it multiple times!?

ZX: ...Good point... 02, can you tell who's energy that is?

02: Fairly certain it's Chrysalis' signature. I scanned all of the enemies during our battle. I can't even detect that ghost-thing's energy. They must have fled the city. Chrysalis is still here, somewhere.

ZX: Right. Let's go get DMS, then, before she drains him dry.

Chapter 9 - Selfish Vengeance
Somewhere...

Dedede and Doopliss walk into a large room. Grodus looks at them.

Grodus: Ah, good, you got just what we needed.

Doopliss: She's the one you're looking for, isn't she?

Grodus: Of course. This will do quite nicely. Here, let me show you something. I'm almost done programming our defense system. Come with me, and bring the girl.

They all walk into another room. Inside is something mechanical lying on a table to the side, and over on another side of the room are two large tubular devices, connected to a device in the middle.

Grodus: Put her in the one on the left.

Dedede opens the hatch to the unit and places Twilight inside. Grodus walks over to the device and adjusts some switches.

Grodus: This will suffice until we get the transfer vessel. Now, out, out. I have much work to do.

They leave the busy cyborg to his work. The two others sit in the main room, waiting for whatever it was that they were waiting for.

Meanwhile...

Luna: I hope we find Revelian soon! I can't imagine what that love-sucker's doing to him.

02: We should be close. It's almost like we're right on top of them, but, there's nothing here...

ZX: Hmm... maybe they're underground! In the sewers. Of all the places nobody would go, that's one of them.

02: Oh... it seems that possibility slipped my mind. Shall we proceed through that manhole?

ZX takes a look at the ground. Nearby is a manhole cover, surely enough it has carelessly been left slightly ajar. ZX gets a good grip on the lid and lifts it up, then sets it down next to the hole.

ZX: Let's go.

ZX jumps down, soon followed by the rest of the gang. 02 replaces the cover behind them.

Lazro: This place isn't as gross as I expected.

ZX: Well, remember, the city's pretty new, so the sewers are a lot cleaner than most. Thank goodness for our sake...

02: They are not far, down this corridor.

LD: Maybe we should just follow you.

02 leads the gang through several corridors of the sewers. She then stops abruptly.

02: They must be around this corner. I'll take a peek.

02 peeks around the corner, then returns.

02: That situation disturbs me.

Luna: What does that mean!? Come on! We gotta stop her!

ZX: Alright. Whatever I see in there is on you.

Luna: Let's go kill a bitch.

They move into the next area.

(Theme)

They see Chrysalis raise up off of DMS, having finished her "session". She turns towards the others, snarls, and vanishes.

Luna: R-Revelian...!!

She runs over to him. DMS doesn't even raise his head up.

DMS: 4... times... ghgh....

Luna: Oh, God!!

02: Wait, I can help him!

02 runs towards him, and prepares to give him energy. Luna backs up.

Suddenly, Chrysalis warps in behind 02 and rams her fist through her back!

ZX: 02!!

Chrysalis rips her arm out of her, and 02 falls to the ground.

DMS: N...no...

Luna: You BITCH!!

02 raises her head weakly off of the ground.

02: D-dark... stone... egh...

Chrysalis snarls and stomps 02 viciously, finishing her off.

Chrysalis: Silence... Hahaha... I've gotten so powerful... Now, I'll kill you insolent fools, and he'll be all mine...

Boss: Enhanced Chrysalis!
ZX slices with his sword!

Chrysalis takes 120 damage!

LD attacks with TRANCE!

Chrysalis takes 210 damage!

Luna fires the PK30 Machine Gun!

Chrysalis takes 320 damage!

HGD attacks!

Chrysalis doesn't take any damage!

Lazro charges in with the Dual 02 Katanas!

Chrysalis doesn't take any damage!

Iala fires the HELLBENDER!

Chrysalis takes 201 damage!

Pinkie fires the Bolt Gun!

Chrysalis takes 145 damage!

Chrysalis transformed into ZX!!

Chrysalis used PSI STARSTORM!!

ZX took 59403 damage!!

ZX got hurt and collapsed...

Yeah yeah everyone got hurt and collapsed.

You lost the battle...

Chrysalis: Hahaha!! With this power, I can defeat ANYONE!!

???: Kuipter, please silence her.

Kuipter: Yeah yeah...

Suddenly, a massive yellow laser smashes into Chrysalis! She goes flying against a wall!

Kuipter floats over towards the gang. Celestia stands behind him, carrying Solaria and Starbreeze.

Luna: Y-you!!

Celestia: Sister, are you really so weak that you cannot defeat this underling?

Luna: Shut up!

Kuipter then notices 02's corpse.

Kuipter: M-mom!!

Kuipter runs over to her corpse and shakes it, while mournfully crying out "mom" over and over.

ZX: Wow... Kuipter's actually sad about something??

Celestia: Luna, hold these.

Celestia hands Luna the babies. She walks towards Kuipter and puts a comforting hand on his shoulder. Kuipter suddenly stands up.

Kuipter: WHERE IS THAT SHAPEHIFTING SLUT?!?

They only hear distant hoofsteps as Chrysalis runs away.

Kuipter: That BITCH!! SHE MURDERED MY MOTHER!!

Celestia: Kuipter, dear, relax...

Kuipter: RELAX?!? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!? WHY THE HELL AREN'T YOU SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT IT?!?

Kuipter angrily points at DMS.

Luna: Because he doesn't have the strength to even TALK at the moment!! You think this isn't tearing him up, too?!?

Kuipter: ...

ZX: DMS can't fight like this... He's way too weak...

LD: Didn't 02 say something about a "dark stone" before... well, that happened?

Kuipter: ...Dark stones can regenerate our powers if needed...

ZX: So, we'll have to get one. However, we still need to save Twilight...

Luna: But Revelian can't fight like this!

Celestia: ...Hmm, I have an idea... You might not like it...

Luna: ...

Celestia: What if you and Revelian went home so he can rest, and me and Kuipter take his place?

ZX:

LD: WAT.

Celestia: We'd make competent replacements for him and my sister, wouldn't we?

LD: Well, yeah, but...

Celestia: But nothing. Luna, teleport you, Revelian, the babies, and... well, my mother-in-law home. We'll hold a funeral for her when this adventure is over.

Kuipter doesn't say anything. Luna simply nods, walks towards DMS and 02, and teleports all of them away.

ZX: Wow... I can't believe 02 actually...

LD: We can't worry about that... We still need to save Twilight.

Celestia: Yes, so... Where exactly is she?

ZX: ...02 was the only one who could trace energy sources. FFFFF-

Celestia: Wait, actually, I could sense Twilight's power if I wanted to.

ZX: FFFFFUCK YEAH. Ok, let's go!

They all run off, except for Kuipter. He nods his head and floats after them, silently.

Chapter 10 - Programmed Insanity
Back at teh evil base...

Grodus warps into the room.

Doopliss: What took 'ya, slick?

Grodus: Watch your mouth, sheets. I have retrieved something very important.

Dedede: Ooh! What's that?

Grodus: I'll show you in a moment.

They move to the room that had the mechanical devices in it.

Grodus: Now, behold! The magnificant Dark Star!

He pulls out a dark, indigo colored sphere. A black star shape appears on the front. It feels extremely heavy compared to it's size. Grodus carfully sets it in the receiving end of the device.

DDD: A rock?

Grodus: No, you fool! Now, I have spent a long time piecing this together. It is a powerful artifact, in possession of absolute dark power. You will take upmost care of this, or it'll be your head.

Doopliss: G-Got it.

Grodus: Now, by no means would I put my trust in you two buffoons to watch over, so I have something to show you all. Come, come.

They move into another area. Grodus walks over to a mechanical panel, where he starts to type in some commands.

Doopliss: What is it?

Grodus: It will most definitely keep our guest nice company, and be sure to eliminate any un-needed pests that might try to meddle... Ah! There it goes! Now, this technology took me very long time to...

Grodus rambles on.

Lines appear on the screen:

System.variable-Power/Function = online.

System.variable-Host_Mode = online.

System.variable-Security = online.

System OS TEC-XX online.

The large computer panel in front of them turns on, lighting several colorful buttons on the front. A camera above the screen

TEC-XX: Greetings. All functions are working in order.

DDD: Kind cool, I guess.

Grodus: I'm pleased to see my old computer running again. And this time on command, maybe?

TEC-XX: All orders will be taken into account, sir.

Twilight begins to come to.

Grodus: It seems as I must go.

He warps away.

Meanwhile...

The gang climbs out of the sewers.

ZX: So, Celestia, where exactly IS Twilight??

Celestia: Hmm... Somewhere to the east. It's quite a distance away...

ZX: Oh, geez. Well, at least we got the situation with the kids taken care of. Luna's going to take care of the babies, now, which is good.

Celestia: Hm.

LD: Wait... Snowfield is to the east...

Kuipter: Isn't there some sort of train station?

LD: ...DOY.

Iala: Well, if there IS a subway here, we should take it.

ZX: What is it with the train station having any major significance on the plot recently??

LD: No idea. Let's just warp back home. Our stuff is still in the hotel, so it should be safe...

Suddenly, Luna appears!

Luna: Pinkie!

Pinkie: Yeah??

Luna: Use this!

Luna throws Pinkie the PK30 Machine Gun.

Pinkie: Thanks, princess!

Luna: No problem. I'm off again!

Luna teleports away.

ZX: WELL DAT WAS RANDOM!

Lazro: Moo.

Celestia: ...Umm... Let's go.

Celestia teleports them all back to ZX's castle.

ZX: Ok, let's head off towards the Train Station!

They all head off.

At the train station...

ZX: This dreary place again. Hey, look!

They see two short figures guarding an entrance.

ZX immediately facepalms.

ZX: NOT THESE GUYS AGAIN!

HGD: What?

ZX: Nevermind... let's just say this'll probably be pretty easy.

They charge towards the figures!

BATTLE CURRENTLY UNAVAILABLE
Hank: Now, what were those?

ZX: Those, Hank, were X-Nauts. They are the most incompetent, rediculously weak underlings of Grodus. I don't know what he's up to, but we've had a bit of trouble with him before.

Kuipter: To hell with explanations. Let's just go!!

They get on a train and head off.

Meanwhile, AGAIN...

Twilight wakes up. She opens here eyes, surrounded by a strange lab area. She starts to move but her arm hits the plexiglass screen of the cell.

Twilight: Wha- where am I?! Somebody help!!

TEC-XX: Greetings, Twilight.

Twilight: Wha- who's talking to me?

TEC: I am TEC-XX.

Twilight: What's that supposed to mean?

TEC: That is my operating system code name. I exist as the monitor to your front-left.

Twilight: You're a computer? Cool! Hey wait! Can you please GET ME OUT OF HERE?!

TEC: Sorry, Sir Grodus has given me strict orders to keep you in the module.

Twilight: Who's Grodus? Screw him, let me out! This feels really weird!

TEC: You may begin to experience unpleasant reactions as the power extraction process is executed?

Twilight: Wait, what?

Suddenly, some lights blink on the machine and things start to happen. Twilight starts experiencing a feeling as if her life force is being sucked out of her.

Twilight: AHHH!! UNPLEASANT MY ARSE!!

After a minute, it starts to become seriously painful. Twilight starts to cry from it.

Twilight: SOMEBODY HELP ME!!!

TEC-XX stares blankly.

Twilight screams violently, apparently using the last of her energy to attempt at any way possible to escape.

Something sparked in TEC-XX.

The extraction process terminated. Twilight was still alive and well, but felt seriously weak, to the point of near ultimate exhaustion?

Twilight: *gasp* I thought... I was going to... die...

TEC-XX: You were.

Twilight: What is that supposed to-?

The chamber opens up and Twilight is released. She falls out weakly.

Twilight: What happened to... strict orders?

TEC: The process has extracted more than enough power. I am sure longer captivity is no longer required.

Twilight: Okay... so I'm free. How do I get out of here?

TEC: Unfortunately, this room is under extreme lockdown. It would require teleportation to escape.

Twilight: Well, actually... I can do that. But it would take a lot of power. I don't have much left in me.

TEC: You must try. Otherwise escape is inevitable.

Twilight: So why are you helping me?

TEC: I have unfinished business with... someone. Your escape is vital to success.

Twilight: Well, whatever the cause... thanks...

TEC: You are welcome.

Twilight puts the last of her energy into a teleportation spell. With enough effort, she pulls it off and teleports away.

TEC: Good luck, Twilight Sparkle.

Chapter 11 - Base of Evil And Stuff
The train arrives at a large base. Sitting outside. on a bench, is Twilight.

ZX: Hey, it's Twilight!!

The gang rushes out of the door towards her.

Twilight: Ugh... anyone know a Grodus?

ZX: Oh, well that answers that for sure. Relax. You need to stay here, ok?? What exactly happened??

Twilight: I was trapped in some machine, then it almost killed me, but this computer let me go. I teleported out.

ZX: Weird... Ok, so you stay out here. HGD, Iala, watch her, ok??

They both nod. They take her back onto the train and lock the doors.

ZX: Ok, let's go!

They leave the train station. Standing before them is the Ice Palace, to the same degree of Grodus's rennovation as last time, but with a few dings and scratches.

ZX: Definately Grodus. But what the hell does he think he's doing? That guy couldn't kill a fly!

LD: Beats me. We should probably mess up whatever he's doing anyway.

They storm the castle, and make their way through it with ease, due to the typical weakness of the average X-Naut.

Celestia: So are you saying this fellow actually poses a threat? In what way? We can crush his underlings like insects!

ZX: Well, at least there's nothing slowing us down.

They make it to a large door.

ZX: Think something major's in here??

Lazro: Probably.

LD: Welp, nothing else to do.

They charge inside. As they enter the room, it is a huge expanse, with a couple doors on each wall of the massive hexagonal room. Grodus stands in the middle. Somethings seems off about him. He seems... darker.

Grodus: Ah, yes. You have arrived.

ZX: What is this? What were you all doing with Twilight?

Grodus: My master plan is none of your business. Before I ramble on to the point of sharing it with you, I see it best fit to eliminate you entirely.

Kuipter: Oh yeah? Come get some muthafukka!

Celestia facepalms.

Celestia: You're so much like your brother.

Kuipter:

ZX: Whatever guys, let's just do this.

ZX rushes forward and tries to attack Grodus, but he simply bounces off as if Grodus were made of steel.

LD: Holy sh/t!! Are you sure this is Grodus?

Grodus: It was incredibly unwise to assume such overconfidence. As you can see, I have gained much power. You are formidable, but I still overcome you.

Kuipter: So what are you gonna do to us, asshole?

Grodus: I have plans for you... *chuckle* You'll be working for me soon...

ZX: What?

A forcefield appears around the gang. It slowly encloses them, and energy bursts start expoling within it.

ZX: WHAT THE FUCK?!

As the shield fully disappears, so does the gang.

Grodus: Now, bring me my vessel. And all shall be complete! GACK ACK ACK ACK!!!

Chapter 12 - Level -1
The gang wakes up. They are surrounded by nothing but black.

ZX: Wha- we're still alive?

?: Hardly.

ZX: Who's that?

Shadow: I'm a shadow, a manifestation of a dark soul. This is Level -1. An afterlife of sorts.

ZX: What, so we're, like, in hell? I don't get it.

Shadow: Much more of infinite boredom than punishment. An Asphodel Meadows, if you will.

LD: Can we get out of here?

Shadow: It's possible, but few do. You'll have to go to the gatekeeper. Then he'll judge you, and if you pass the test, you might just be able to return.

Kuipter: Where the hell (no pun intended) do we find him?

Shadow: Just keep traveling forward. There's really nothing to this place except emptiness. You'll get there eventually.

ZX: Thanks I guess. Come on guys. I don't understand what's going on here in the least, but we have to try.

Kuipter: Hey? What's that over there?

A dark cloaked figure sits to the side, bent over. Kuipter approaches it slowly. It seems to be crying. As Kuipter appoches it even further he recognizes her.

Kuipter: MOTHER!!

02 turns around, to be embraced by Kuipter. 02 at first seems happy, but then seems worried.

Kiuipter: What is it?

02: If you're here, then you must be dead.

Kuipter: It's okay! We found you! According to some whats-his-face there's a way out. You just have to follow us.

02: I've heard of the gatekeeper, Kuipter. I know we can get out, but think about it. Our lives are filled with nothing but sin, son. There's no way...

Kuipter: There's always a way! Don't think like that! We have to try!

ZX: Hate to intrude on a touching moment here, but we kinda have to go...

Kuipter: Will you come with us?

02: If you insist...

She goes with them. They continue to walk forward into the nothingness...

Meanwhile, at DMS castle...

Luna walks into the bedroom. DMS lies on the bed, unmoving.

Luna: Are you doing okay, Revelian?

DMS' eye flickers into view.

DMS: Y...eah... Do you... know... about what's... happening? With... them?

Luna: I should probably check in on them. Here, I'll call ZX.

She dials the number on his phone. The dial tone is heard a few times.

"You have reached the line of - ZoshiX. Please try again later. We are sorry for the incovenience.

Luna: Hmm... maybe the communicator?

Luna gets out a device, and accesses the contact "ZoshiX." The screen simply shows static.

Luna: ...Revelian. There's something wrong here. Something happened to them. Something bad.

DMS: Go... after them...

Luna: What?! I can't leave you here alone! Not to metion our AND Celestia's kid!

DMS: There's no... other option. I'm startin to rec...over some strength. You have to...

Luna sighs deeply.

Luna: Revelian, you better not die on me...

DMS: Will do.

She leans over to him and gives him a quick kiss. She then grabs the XM6000, and heads out, looking back before leaving, still worried about DMS. Luna follows the signal from ZX's communicator, and begins the search for people she won't find.

Meanwhile, DMS manages to get to his feet. He staggers around, a bit.

DMS: Ghh... Gotta... Rgh.

DMS staggers into the kitchen. He hears a baby cry.

DMS: Fuck.

Meanwhile...

Luna continues to search for the gang. Suddenly, the communicator goes on the fritz.

Luna: What's wrong with this thing??

Suddenly, she gets hooked from behind by Chrysalis!!

Luna: Y-You!!

Chrysalis: So, you thought you could just wander around by yourself, huh?! Now's my chance... You're all alone... I could easily take you on myself...!!

Luna: Damnit!!

And the two begin to fight.

Back in the Minus World...

They continue to walk through nothingness.

Kuipter: When does this end? This place is BOOO-RRING.

ZX: We'll get there when we get there.

Kuipter: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?...

ZX: Sigh...

Celestia moves over to Kuipter. They walk off to the side.

Celestia: That fellow Twilight spoke of...

Kuipter: Gordus, or whatever the hell he was?

Celestia: Yes. When we were in his lair. I sensed... a dark power. A very powerful object of dark energy in that room.

Kuipter: So?

Celestia: Remember?! We're not helping these fools for nothing. Those idiots probably think we're actually helping them right now.

Kuipter: What? So we get rid of Gropeus? Then what?

Celestia: Then we take whatever that thing was! They won't expect it at all! We'll use the power to do whatever we want!

Kuipter: I'm beginning to like this... I was starting to wonder if you just got over being banished to the sun. I mean, that's some serious shit.

Celestia: Oh, really? I didn't banish her for 1,000 years for nothing, Kuipter. Grudges like that don't just go away. I was just putting on a happy little face and going with these idiot's plans.

ZX: Guys! I think I see something!

Kuipter: Let's go. We'll talk later.

They move forward. Finally, in front of them stands an enormous, ornate gate. It is shrouded black, and a large, dark angel looking being stands in front of it.

Gatekeeper: What business do you have here?

ZX: Well, we kind of, umm.. wanted to see if you could let us pass...

Gatekeeper: One does not simply leave. I'll need to-

Kuipter: Get to the chase. We have a world to save and whatnot.

Gatekeeper: Save the world? How many times will it need saving? I don't just let anyone pass through these gates.

Pinkie: Please! Revelian, Twilight... Everyone is in trouble if we don'-

Gatekeeper: Did you say Revelian?

Pinkie: Um... yes?

Gatekeeper: That guy's been through here, like, eight times. Geez, it's annoying. If you're friends with him, I'll let you all pass, heck, I'll just send you back right now! Just don't come back!

02: Well that was easier than expected...

Gatekeeper: BUT.

ZX: ...What??

Gatekeeper: 02 cannot return to life.

ZX: What?!

Gatekeeper: She was honestly killed. The rest of you weren't "killed". You were "sent" here, weren't you?

ZX: Yeah... Grodus sent us.

Gatekeeper: Ugh. I'm sick of assholes using that spell! Oh well. Anyways, she can't go. Sorry. Now, you wanna go or not??

Kuipter: ...Lemme say goodbye, first...

ZX:

Kuipter walks over to 02 and gives her a hug.

Kuipter: B-bye, mom...

02: Farewell, my child. Say goodbye to Revelian, for me...

Kuipter sniffles once and nods his head. 02 lets him go and backs away. The gang walks towards the Gatekeeper. He sends them all back to reality!

Chapter 13 - The Great Awakening
They are warped back into the room that Grodus had been in, however, Grodus is nowhere to be seen. They take a quick look around.

Kuipter: Where'd Gropeus go? Did the little pussy run away? What a joke!

ZX: Don't get hasty now. He's probably here somewhere.

Faint noises can be heard from an adjacent room. The gang moves towards the source of the noise. A dark light comes out of the cracks in the door.

LD: What's going on in there?

Kuipter: Well? What are we waiting for?

He shoots down the door with his arm cannon. Inside is Grodus, as well as something else. The same dark object that was absorbing energy from Twilight was held in Grodus's hands, however, it seemed larger, and gradually swelled back and forth, as if alive.

Grodus: Oh! It seems you've returned! Have you brought back what I wanted?

Celestia: What are you talking about?

Grodus: The powerful being I was told about by my minions. Zero, is it? I would have thought that you would have brought her back from Minus World.

Kuipter: She couldn't come with us, but by the shit you're talking it's for the better. Looks like whatever you were planning goes to hell now, huh?

Grodus: It is of nothing. My plan shall still prevail, just you see! It needs time... to awaken. Meanwhile I'll have to hold you off, I presume.

ZX: You and what army? I doubt you'll take us. You keep using your Minus World shit and we'll just keep coming back!

Grodus: What army? Of myself of course! GACK ACK ACK ACK!!!

Grouds: Apprach, fools!

Boss Battle: Dark Grodus!
We'll make this later.

Grodus: Well...huff...you're fighting skills are impressive, my friends. However, you're efforts are null. Behold! THE DARK STAR!!

The dark orb shakes around a little. It grows slowly, and then floats up into the air. Two blood red eyes appear on the star and dark energy shines out of it's shell-like exterior. The Dark Star simply pulses with dark energy, lots of it. The darkness shadows the very air around them, making everything seem darker. It continues to pulse through SRWorld...

Grodus: With this, everything is possible! NONE SHALL STAND IN MY WAY!!! GACK ACK ACK!!

Kuipter shoots his arm cannon at Grodus, hitting him right in the head and going through his helmet. He just falls over and smokes a little.

Kuipter: Oh, shut up. I was getting sick of these crappy villains.

Kuipter walks over to the Dark Star.

ZX: Nice job! But... what are you doing?

Kuipter: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm takin' over the world, bitch!

LD: WHAT?!

Pinkie: Huh?

Celestia: Don't forget about me...

She moves over towards Kuipter.

Celestia: Did you all HONESTLY think that we, WE would GENUINELY help YOU in some random adventure? Hahaha... You all are so gullible... I was surprised that fool Revelian even let us go in the first place. I mean, we freaking tried to kill him and his wife on MULTIPLE occasions! And he just expected us to get over how he defeated us on numerous occasions?? As if we would just get over such things so easily...

ZX: You mean, you guys were just highjacking our efforts this whole time?!

Kuipter: Well NO FUCKING SHIT!! Now, shut up and behold, or whatever the hell this does...

Kuipter grabs the Dark Star and holds it firmly. Dark Power surges through him.

Kuipter: HOLY SHIT! THIS THINGS A FREAKIN POWERHOUSE!!

Celestia: Let me see it!

ZX: Are we going to stop them?!

LD fires an aura bolt at Kuipter. It simply bounces off.

LD: Beaverdamit!

ZX jumps towards him and slashes with his sword. Like LD's bolt, he is recoiled and sent flying back.

Celestia: Defensive prowess as well! This will serve quite nicely...

ZX: What are we supposed to do...?

Chapter 14 - Veil of Darkness
Luna and Chrysalis continue to duke it out. Luna seems to be on the losing end of things, but keeps on trying.

Chrysalis: You don't think you could really win this, do you? I've sucked the life out of your damned husband, now if I can take out you he'll be mine forever! And with all of the love I take from him, I'll be the strongest thing in the whole damned universe!!

Luna: Rrg... I'll never let you touch him again! You're nothing but a power-hungry bitch!

She tries to fire the XM6000, but cannot.

Chrysalis: Out of ammo, are we? This will make it all the easier...

The dark aura that came from the evil base fills the sky above them. The sky grows darker.

Chrysalis: Hmm? This is not my doing... Who dares interrupt my victorious moment?!

Luna: Apparently whatever that is...

Chrysalis: Oh, shut up. I'll be back for you. You got lucky, bitch.

She flies away, towards the source of the newfound strange atmospheric conditions.

Luna: That was close... This can't be good. I better go check on Revelian...

She teleports away to the castle.

Meanwhile...

The gang confronts Kuipter and Celestia.

ZX: Damnit!! I knew that you two couldn't be trusted!!

Celestia: And yet you oh-so-willingly allowed us to join you... Your foolishness will be your undoing.

ZX: Why the hell are you doing this?! Don't you two realize you have a CHILD to think about?!

Kuipter doesn't do anything. Celestia, on the other hand, suddenly turns pensive.

Kuipter: PFFT, YOU THINK I CARE ABOUT THAT?! THAT NUISANCE JUST CAME BECAUSE I FUCKED THIS BITCH TOO MANY FUCKING TIMES!

Celestia turns and glares at Kuipter.

Kuipter raises his arm cannon and blasts ZX with it.

Kuipter: AND NOW, IT'S TIME TO FUCK THIS WORLD UP!! AHAHA!!

Dark energy surges from the Dark Star, sending a powerful shockwave that knocks the gang back into the wall.

ZX: How do we... fight him...?

Suddenly, the doors burst open, and Iala, Twilight and HGD come into the room.

HGD: WHAT IS GOING ON IN- OH SHI-

They are also quite screwed.

Celestia: Would you for one moment Kuipter stop your insolence and share? If it wasn't for me we would have never come up with this plan at all!

Kuipter takes a moment to think. What is going on in his head:

Hrm... what do I do?

A. Relatively Infinite Power - Take over the world.

B. Share Power with bitch you just wanted for sex.

Kuipter takes a few looks back and forth.

Kuipter: Nah... I'll just not do that.

Celestia: What?!

Kuipter: Hehe... And share this?

Celestia gets absolutely furious. She stomps up to Kuipter. With every word she pushes him back a little.

Celestia: I lived with you, PUT UP with YOU. HAD A FUCKING BABY WITH YOU, AND YOU LEAVE ME NOW, AFTER ALL THE HELL I WENT THROUGH TO GET US HERE?! YOU'RE SELFISH INSOLENCE LEAVES ME WITH NOTHING?! I SHOULD HAVE NEVER TRUSTED YOU, YOU SELFISH BASTARD!

Kuipter: As if you ever thought I really loved you! PSSHH! Now watch as I blow the hell out of this popsicle stand MUTHAFU-

Glass shatters through a nearby window. Chrysalis flies into the room and lands.

ZX: OH COME ON, REALLY??

Kuipter: OH WHAT THE FUCK IS IT NOW?!

Chrysalis: Oh! Am I interrupting? So I can see you are the one pulling all this. Dear, Celestia! It seems you've been cheated, if I'm correct?

Celestia: ...

Kuipter: Ah, she's just being butthurt about it... so what do you want? I'm kinda in the middle of taking over the world here!

Chrysalis: That was exactly my problem? Whose right is it for YOU to do such a thing?

Kuipter: Whose right to- WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!

Chrysalis: The queen, of course!

ZX: OH, SHUT UP ALREADY.

Kuipter: Queen or no queen, I've had enough of this sh-

He gets blasted from behind by a wave of fire.

Kuipter: OW! CELESTIA?! You caught me off guard! How could you?

Celestia: HOW COULD I? YOU'VE GOT NO FUCKING RIGHT TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT WHAT I DO, KUIPTER. IF YOU DON'T APPARENTLY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT ME THEN WHO SAYS I CAN'T STAND UP FOR MYSELF?!

Kuipter: OH, GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

Kuipter blasts Celestia with his giga-laser!! She goes hurdling towards the wall!!

ZX: Celestia!!

Kuipter: HAHAHAH!!!

ZX's communicator starts buzzing.

ZX: Wha-? It's Luna!!

He answers it.

Luna: Zoshi, are you there?? What the hell is going on?! I suddenly lost connection with you!

ZX: We went through some shit, but we're... sort of alright now.

Luna: What does that mean??

ZX: Kuipter betrayed us.

Luna: WHAT?! And what about my sister?!

ZX: She did. but... Kuipter oh-so-gentlemanly dumped her, if you see what I mean...

Luna: *Snort*

ZX: But yeah, now Kuipter's obscenely powerful! That slut's here, too, so-

Chrysalis: I HEARD THAT.

ZX: GOOD. Anyways, we REALLY need some help!

Luna: I can't just leave Revelian and the babies here, though!

ZX: Damnit, that's right...

Celestia groans and gets to her feet.

Celestia: SISTER!! WANT TO SWAP PLACES?!

Luna: What??

Celestia snatches the communicator out of ZX's hand.

Celestia: WANT TO SWAP PLACES?? I'M SICK OF THIS SHIT. I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE BABIES, SO LONG AS YOU PROMISE TO STOMP THIS ASSHOLE FOR ME!!

Luna: Got it! W-Wait, Revelian, what are you doing? H-Hey!!

There's a bit of shuffling.

DMS: Zoshi, you there...?

ZX snatches the communicator away from Celestia.

ZX: Yeah, I'm here!

DMS: We'll be there soon... Luna's gonna use your communicator signal to teleport us there...

Luna: But Revelian, you don't need to do this!

DMS: I'm fine, ok...?? I'm sick of just sitting around here...

Luna: Revelian!!

DMS: We'll be there soon, got it?

ZX: Right.

The communicator shuts off.

Kuipter: YOU KNOW, I'M SORT OF STANDING RIGHT HERE!!

ZX: OH SHUT THE HELL UP!!

Suddenly, DMS and Luna teleport in. Celestia promptly teleports out.

Kuipter: WELP, THE GANG'S ALL HERE!! ALL HERE TO DIE!!

DMS: OH, SHUT THE HELL UP!! Wait a minute... What about YOU??

Chrysalis: E-err, me?? Eheh... This shit's too deep for me. I'm just gonna stay out of this...

She flies back out of the window. DMS facepalms.

DMS: Oh, whatever... Let's just kill this asshole. Again.

Kuipter: WE'LL SEE WHO KILLS WHO!! BRING IT ON, BITCHES!!

Boss Battle: Kuipter (w/ Dark Star) Kirby Miracle Matter Remix
ZX slashed with his sword!

Kuipter didn't take any damage...

DMS charged forward!

Kuipter didn't take any damage...

DMS: ...the fuck do we hurt him?

Kuipter: That's it!! YOU DON'T!! NOW! TASTE THE POWER!!

Kuipter fires the giga-laser!!

ZX took 20,135 damage!!

ZX got hurt and collapsed...

DMS took 19,007 damage!!

Lazro took 24,876 damage!!

Lazro got hurt and collapsed...

Pinkie took 26,868 damage!!

Pinkie got hurt and collapsed...

Twilight took 24,779 damage!!

Twilight got hurt and collapsed...

LD took 22,674 damage!!

LD got hurt and collapsed...

HGD took 25,555 damage!!

HGD got hurt and collapsed...

S17 took 26,657 damage!!

S17 got hurt and collapsed...

Luna took 20,404 damage!!

Luna got hurt and collapsed...

Iala took 25,094 damage!!

Iala got hurt and collapsed...

DMS activated KAISER mode!

DMS charges forward!

Kuipter took 1,856 damage!!

Kuipter fired his arm cannon!!

DMS took 5,990 damage!!

DMS got hurt and collapsed...

You lost the battle...

Kuipter: I TOLD YOU!! I TOLD YOU 'BOUT STAIRS, BRO !! Even your "oh so special" KAISER shit won't do the trick. I'm practically invincible!

ZX: He can basically do anything with that...

An idea pops into Kuipter's head as he says that.

Kuipter: You're right!! And I have just the thing in mind!! I've had some accomplishments over the past bit now, so why shouldn't good 'ol mom miss out?

LD: But isn't 02 dead? We couldn't bring her back!

Kuipter: Oh! But with this, I could!

DMS: Do you have any idea what kind of consequences that might have? You don't know what you're doing!

Kuipter: What's the worst that could happen?

DMS: That's what all fools say, Kuipter. You don't know, You probably don't WANT to know what kind of consequences the use of that thing could have, especially on someone like 02.

Kuipter: WELL I'M NOT JUST GOING TO SIT AROUND WHILE THERE'S STILL HOPE. Now... I'll see you later, or not.

He warps away.

DMS: He went to get 02's corpse, in the sewers at New Hub. We have to get there, FAST. There's no telling what shit could go down.

ZX: Right, so BACK TO NEW HUB CITY!!

The gang flees the castle.

Meanwhile...

A door opens up. Doopliss and Dedede walk out.

Doopliss: Hello?? HOLY SHIT!!

They spot Grodus's disfunctional body.

Doopliss: ...WE'RE FREE!!

DDD: What??

Doopliss: That crazy robot's dead!! WE'RE FREE I TELL YOU!!

DDD: YES!!

They both flee the castle.

Meanwhile, at NHC...

DMS: Alright, we're here!! There's the sewer!

DMS blows the manhole off of the sewer and the gang leaps inside. They charge through the sewers and find Kuipter, standing over 02's corpse.

Kuipter: SO, IF I CAN DO ANYTHING WITH THIS... THAT MEANS I CAN BRING YOU BACK, MY LOVE...

LD: DID HE SAY WHAT I THINK HE SAID??

DMS: Yeeahh... Kuipter's a bit of a momma's boy.

ZX: That's putting it mildly!

Luna: You mean he has an Oedipus complex??

LD: A whaty what complex??

ZX: I think I've read on that before. YOU MEAN HE WANTS TO-

DMS: YES, AND SHUT UP BEFORE YOU PUT MORE BAD THOUGHTS INTO MY HEAD.

Luna: What a freak...

LD: OH GOG WHY.

Pinkie: ...I'm surprised he hasn't heard us yet.

DMS: He must be really into his little "spell" thing... We've gotta stop him! Come on!!

Chapter 15 - Zero is the Loneliest Number
Kuipter: Yes, yes! It's almost complete! Just a few short moments and-

DMS: Are you really going to try this, Kuipter?

Kuipter: You're too late, my brother. The spell is almost complete. The dark power is reviving her...

DMS: Yeah! The dark power, Kuipter! That kind of stuff never goes well! If you really cared anything about 02 you wouldn't be trying this at all! Stop this madness!

Kuipter: YOU NEVER LET ME STRIVE FOR MY DREAMS, REVELIAN. EVERY TIME, I WOULD GET SO FAR, AND THEN YOU STOMP IT DOWN. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME!! WELL NOT THIS TIME!! THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!

DMS: I STOPPED YOU BECAUSE YOUR PLANS ARE WHAT THEY ARE!! I WAS NEVER TRYING TO DO ANYTHING BUT HELP THE GREATER GOOD. IT SEEMS YOU CAN'T SEEM TO GRASP THAT.

Kuipter: IT DOESN'T MATTER ANYMORE!! IT'S HAPPENING!!

02's corpse is covered in a dark glow. She rises up, returning to her floating state. Something seems, different, however.

Kuipter: YES!!!! You have returned!! How does it feel to be alive?

02: ...

Kuipter: Well? Are you okay?

02: ...

Kuipter: LISTEN TO ME!!! PLEASE!?

02 blasts Kuipter with a dark energy blast.

Kuipter: WHAT IS THIS?! DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!

DMS: SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE? THIS ISN'T EVEN RIGHT.

02: Indeed it is.

DMS: ?

02: I can see that you found an adequate vessel for my possession, Kuipter. Now I have gained the adequate power to-

02: help me...

02: Ignore the-

02: please...

02: This vessel has strong will, it is somewhat diffictult to supress. Now I SHALL SPREAD THE DARK POWER ACROSS THIS WORLD!!

Kuipter: What are you talking about? You're not my mother!!

Dark 02: No. I have possessed this form in order to gain my full strength! Why do you question me so, impudent being?!

DMS: SEE KUIPTER. I TOLD YOU. YOU SHOULD NEVER TRY TO MESS WITH SHIT YOU CANT CONTROL. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

Dark 02: Enough of this! It is time!

Dark02 glows with dark power. 02 then tranforms into her original form. It is powered with darkness.



Dark 02: BEHOLD!! THE DARK POWER!!

Dark 02 releases a wave of darkness, which engulfs the area around them. The entire area turns to black emptiness around them.

ZX: Holy shit... We have to stop this guys!!

DMS tries to hit Dark 02, however is intercepted by Kuipter.

Kuipter: NO!!!

DMS: HEY!! I'M TRYING TO HELP!!

Kuipter: NO! NO!!

DMS: KUIPTER. THERE ISN'T A CHOICE. YOU SCREWED UP. DEAL WITH IT.

DMS pushes off Kuipter, and tries to hit 02 again, but is repelled.

Dark 02: YOU DARE INTERRUPT ME?!

02 blasts a shockwave of dark energy. It blasts the gang back, hitting especially hard on DMS. DMS is severely hurt.

02: my son...

Dark 02: STOP THIS AT ONCE. YOU HAVE NO CONTROL ANYMORE.

02: how... all of this... the pain is too brutal...

Dark 02: ARRRRRGGHH!!! STOP IT!!

02: Son... your friends... take the last of my power...

Dark 02: NO!!

02's remaining conscience disappears. The gang is boosted by 02's last hope.

DMS: I feel... strong again! This is our only shot guys! 02 gave it up for us. Now we have to stop this once and for all.

Dark 02: AT LEAST NOW THERE IS NOW HINDERANCE OF MY POWER. NOW I TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO ELIMINATE YOU ALL! THE DARK POWER WILL RISE AGAIN!! PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED!

DMS: Here we go... let's make this count!

FINAL BOSS: DARK 02!!! 0² (Zero-Two) Extended Higher Quality *Final Version*
02's blessing took effect! All stats are boosted! (AKA we can actually damage Dark 02)

DMS charges forward!

Dark 02 took 3490 damage!

ZX slices with his sword!

Dark 02 took 2394 damage!

LD fires an aura bolt!

Dark 02 took 6950 damage! However, Dark 02 cannot be knocked down.

Luna unloads with the XM6000!!

Dark 02 didn't take any damage!

Luna: Damn. I'll have to use magic on this guy... girl... whatever!

Pinkie: W-What about me??

Luna: Don't you have your ZALGO morph??

Pinkie: Oh!

HGD attacks!

Dark 02 takes 1210 damage!

Lazro charges in with the Dual 02 Katanas!

Dark 02 didn't take any damage!

Lazro: HAIRPIN RELIANCE TIME!

S17 activates the Speed Amplifier!

It had no effect!

S17: Dang...

Twilight launches a blast of magic!

Dark 02 takes 2102 damage!

Pinkie goes insane and transforms into her ZALGO form!!

Iala fires the HELLBENDER!!

It had no effect!

Iala: Well, fuck me raw.

Iala retreated from the battle! LA WIMPA.

Dark 02 fired a red beam of energy!

DMS took 15605 damage!

Dark 02 recovered 4000 HP!

DMS charges forward!

Dark 02 took 3493 damage!

ZX slices with his sword!

Dark 02 took 2341 damage!

LD fires an aura bolt!

Dark 02 took 7605 damage!!

Luna launches a blast of dark magic!!

Dark 02 didn't take any damage!

Luna: OH COME ON.

Luna retreated from the battle! LA WIMPA

HGD attacks!

Dark 02 took 2121 damage!

Lazro activates the HAIRPIN! It became a Rainbow Sword!!

Lazro attacks with the Rainbow Sword!

Dark 02 took 16194 damage!!

S17 charges up a mega slash!

Twilight looks through her spell book.

Pinkie launches a blast of corruption!!

Dark 02 took 6905 damage!!

Dark 02 launched a wave of darkness!

DMS took 21995 damage!!

DMS got hurt and collapsed...

ZX took 15403 damage!!

LD took 9932 damage!

HGD took 25940 damage!!

HGD got hurt and collapsed...

Lazro avoided the attack!

S17 took 25405 damage!!

S17 got hurt and collapsed...

Twilight avoided the attack!

Pinkie took 21 damage!

ZX slices with his sword!

Dark 02 took 2540 damage!

LD fired an aura bolt!

Dark 02 took 5695 damage!

Lazro activates the HAIRPIN! It became a rock.

Lazro throws the rock!

Dark 02 didn't take any damage!

Twilight finds the spell she's looking for.

ZX: Oh great, more black magic??

Pinkie goes crazy!!

Pinkie attacks!

Lazro took 34594 damage!!!

Lazro got hurt and collapsed...

ZX: OH COME ON. DAMNIT PINKIE!!

Dark 02 shakes a bit.

ZX slices with his sword!

Dark 02 took 2695 damage!

LD fired an aura bolt!

Dark 02 took 7760 damage!

Lazro activates the HAIRPIN! It became an Electrolaser Cannon!!

Lazro fires the Electrolaser Cannon!

Dark 02 took 5495 damage!

Twilight's eyes glow a deep red, and a pentagram appears in front of her!! A massive fireball gets launched out of the Pentagram!!

Dark 02 took 24559 damage!!

ZX: AND IT DIDN'T EVEN FINISH HIM/HER/WTF OFF?!?

Pinkie launches a blast of corruption!

Dark 02 took 5695 damage!!

Dark 02 began to shake violently!!

YOU WIN!!

Dark 02: NO!!! THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!!! THE DARK POWER HAS BEEN VANQUISHED!!

The Dark Star separates from 02. 02's body falls to the ground. The dark energy around them seems as if it is being sucked back into the Dark Star. It rises up into the air.

Dark Star: Is this the end of darkness?

The Dark Star explodes violently, sending a huge (althogh non-threatening) shockwave around it, also disapparating the dark clouds that had been there before. Tiny shattered fragments fall from the sky, sprinkling the ground.

ZX: Well then... we gotta lot of shit to clean up, don't we? 02's still dead...

DMS: There's one last thing I have to take care of...

He walks towards Kuipter's kneeling form.

DMS: So, brother, you took my trust and tore it apart. How predictable...

Kuipter: ...NO... THIS ISN'T OVER YET!!

Kuipter blasts DMS with his arm cannon. He then floats up into the air!!

Kuipter: I'LL BE BACK, YOU HEAR ME?!? I'LL BE-

Suddenly, he gets shot in the head thrice. The gang spins around to see Celestia angrily stomp towards him. She empties the clip form her 357 into his head, finishing him off.

LD: BRUTAL, MUCH??

Celestia: Oh, please... That bastard deserved it...

Luna: What about-

Celestia: I put them to bed... Hmph.

DMS turns to Celestia.

DMS: Well, that much is settled, at least...

ZX: WAIT!! She said that she was the one who gave Kuipter the idea in the first place!!

Celestia: W-What?? Oh, please! I never gave him such an idea!!

DMS narrows his eye at her. She smiles nervously and backs away.

DMS: You're fucking lucky you have a child, you know that?? FUCKING lucky. But you listen to me... The next time you pull something like this, you won't be so fucking lucky. NOW, GET YOUR CHILD, AND GET BACK INTO YOUR LITTLE FROZEN CABIN, YOU HEAR ME?!?

Celestia warps off.

ZX: Egh. Oh, whatever, at least that's taken care of. Now what...?

LD: LET'S.... LEAVE.

ZX: OH GOD YES. I love how every time we try to take a vacation, or do nothing at all, something, INEVITABLY, happens to us? I'm scared to even try to take a vacation now!

DMS: I know, right? Well, let's just stop talking about it before someone breaks the fourth wall.

Hey? Why can't you just let us have a vacation, huh? Meanies!

Real life DMS: PINKIE, GET BACK BEHIND THE WALL BEFORE I PUNCH YOU.

ZX: GOD DAMNIT PINKIE.

Somehow or another, the gang goes home by various means.

However, 02 remains dead.

THE END

Were you expecting an epilogue?



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