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Fist of Goodness
Description= The Fist of Goodness, equipped with his Mighty Lightning Gaunt, is capable of fisting (yes, fisting) all of his adversaries without question. (Incorporeal, lacking anatomy, no problem for him) Taxonomy= Yellow Big Mutated Vampire Wyvern (LD) Combat= HS FFFF40 (FIST) HS FFFF40 (FIST) HS FFFF40 (FIST) Glorious Battle Hymn= You've heard of many stories Where the savior of a race Would go down to a villain And go punch their rotten face But have you ever met a hero Serving justice then, so crass? For the Fist of Goodness sends A mighty fist up through your ass! Oh, fist! Fist! Fist! While the day is bright above And fist, fist, fist With a great and mighty shove Oh, fist! Fist! Fist! With his mighty lightning glove The Fist of Goodness fights for truth and fights for love! He'll fist you at your wedding He will fist you in your tomb And if you have the parts Then he may fist you in your womb His mighty knuckles know no bounds And his great wrist bears all strength So prepare yourself, o tyranny To take the forearm's length! Oh, fist! Fist! Fist! While the day is bright above And fist, fist, fist With a great and mighty shove Oh, fist! Fist! Fist! With his mighty lightning glove The Fist of Goodness fights for truth and fights for love! Through the night when all is dark And evil prowls around to haunt None suspect to have their rectum Torn with one great lightning gaunt! In the moonlight, there he conquers All would shout a loud "hurray"! For the Fist of Goodness fists so hard And always saves the day! Oh, fist! Fist! Fist! While the day is bright above And fist, fist, fist With a great and mighty shove Oh, fist! Fist! Fist! With his mighty lightning glove The Fist of Goodness fights for truth and fights for love! Oh, fist! Fist! Fist! While the day is bright above And fist, fist, fist With a great and mighty shove Oh, fist! Fist! Fist! With his mighty lightning glove The Fist of Goodness fights for truth and fights for love! The Fist of Goodness fights for truth and fights for love!

In the deepest of the Jungles Where our hero made his home Lo, a traveler from far away Into his realm did roam Oh, the Fist of Goodness challenged them But neither did they win! Thus, let friendship of D20 And the Fist herefore begin!