User:DMSwordsmaster/Shisen-Sho Rant

More real life bullshit getting in the way. Yaaaaaay. I'll watch the wiki, but editing is going to be a big "Eh" for a bit.

Also, I just saw the new game in DB's website!

Mahjong.

Fucking mahjong.



We thought Monster Box was bad! We thought Lim Rocket was bad! Fucking CROSS VIRUS was bad!! This tops it all. This tops all those shitty games with this. I always thought the idea behind Dan-Ball were quirky, unique games that at least had some sort of intuitive way to play them. With Power Game, it was an element toy. Stick Ranger, still considered the Magnum Opus, was a strategy game/RPG hybrid where you have much more direct control over your units. Even duds like Ray Trace Fighter and Irritation Stickman had SOMETHING to them! The former could be an interesting player-controlled Solo Stick Ranger game, and the latter basically gave birth to what would become Stick Ranger!

This!?

It's FUCKING MAHJONG. Nothing new, interesting, or anything in it. Just... Mahjong. If I wanted to play fucking mahjong, I'd go somewhere to play Mahjong! I don't want DAN-BALL making MAHJONG. I want them to do INTERESTING STUFF. Even failures like Monster Box and Lim Rocket I'd at least call interesting! This is NOTHING INTERESTING.

I hate to fucking see how they'd top this one off! Probably a fake Stick Ranger 2 game that shows Lemon Party and 2girl1cup (DO NOT LOOK EITHER OF THOSE UP FOR YOUR OWN SANITY) on endless loop at the same time and afterwards deletes all your cookies and your DB Account for complaining so much about the SHITTY FUCKING GAMES THEY KEEP MAKING.