Chanukwanzaa The Fourth

Φ Preface
HS CFCFCF (> Greetings, dear Ludusians, and welcome to today's grand celebration of the holiday we've come to know as Chanukwanzaa. > In the subsequent life of this story, you will experience something that is known as the Phi timeline; a corruptive place subject to corruption and fuckery of all sorts-- dictated by anyone who may dare to become an author. > This alternate universe may not make sense to anyone, but, in the end, all that truly matters is that there was some form of entertainment brought about by this story's existence; some form of overused inside joke, or new light of humor brought about. > If not, there's always good old memes. > Enjoy. > 8^y)