Pet Playground

The Pet Playground
TV: Is your pet restless?

Guy on TV: *Gasp* YES!

TV: Does your pet constantly destroy furniture?

Guy on TV: *GASP!* YES!!!

TV: Does your pet constantly kill you?

Guy on TV: *GASP!11!!!1!!!one!* YESSSSSS-Wait, wha?

Pet: *Eats owner's head*

TV: Erm...Well, Come to the Pet Playground! Release your pet's extra energy, and keep them from...erm...you know...

TV: There are also Recreation classes you can enter your pet in to pacify it and keep it from...You know...

Guy on TV: *Falls to floor*

Pet: Globau. Flarpwer!(Go to the Pet Playground today!)