Talk:Wonder Jungle/@comment-16075172-20160201144331


 * LORD ENGLISH enters the jungle.
 * LORD ENGLISH encounters a large mushroom. He decides to shoot it
 * The mushroom releases SLEEPING POWDER. LORD ENGLISH falls asleep for a billion wizards.
 * LORD ENGLISH wakes up to find he has been kidnapped and is about to be sacrificed.
 * LORD ENGLISH simply kills his captors.
 * LORD ENGLISH encounters a POWERFUL WIND DEMON. He fights it for a long time.
 * This particular POWERFUL WIND DEMON seems to be very powerful and tiring for LORD ENGLISH. He believes it might not actually be part of his main quest, and decides that it is stupid. He then walks away.
 * The POWERFUL WIND DEMON continued to attack. Oh, bother...
 * LORD ENGLISH goes into the future to wait until the POWERFUL WIND DEMON goes away.
 * Now after all that time has been wasted let's pretend he ends up at the present day.