GULABISTOCK: How do I breathe?

lol colon story *shot

Story Happenize
Once upon a time in the continuity of Chanukwanzaa, someone realized we needed a GULABISTOCK story, so this is all JWDD's fault. He was pacing around in his lighthouse in Iasiputh, when he realized, he's not a character yet. he doesn't actually exist. Then he used the power of Z00P-N00P to traverse the world to Delinus' house.

* KNOCK KNOCK BITCH*

JWDD: Delinus, get your flaming ass out here! We got a Story to happenize!

Delinus opens his front door, rather groggilly.

Delinus: What? who the hell are you? It's 3 in the morning, I'm not gonna buy your damn girl scout cookies...

JWDD: Oh shit, I forgot I don't exist in this current continuity, I'll come back when I get a round to it.

* JWDD UNEXISTIFIES*