Talk:Wonder Jungle/@comment-3126873-20160808175846

PROGRESS (LORD ENGLISH):
 * LE, being an overpowered mess, decides to skip around across time to find anything useful.
 * LE finds a shiny rock.
 * LE eats the shiny rock.

PROGRESS (SQUIRT II):
 * Squiirt enters the Jungle.
 * Squiirt gets into a fight with a small creature.
 * Squiirt defeats the small creature, which runs back home, crying.
 * Squiirt arrives at a lake. The water seems to be of a thicker consistency, but seems otherwise safe.
 * Squiirt swims across the lake, then begins to rest at the other end.