Welcome to Equestria: How DMS Met Luna

AWW NO MINOR CHARACTER STORY
You people voted it last. For whatever reason. So shaddup.

So yeah, this is going to outline my vacation, how I went to Equestria, and how I met Luna. So let's just begin!

Chapter 1 - Wrong Turn
DMS flies through space at warp speeds.

DMS: Ah, it'll be good to get a vacation after that stupid Trix incident... So is THIS Renxo, the Resort Planet?

A planet looms into view. DMS ups his speed and prepares to fly through the atmosphere. He's done this a thousand times, so he knows what to do. He soon lands on the planet.

DMS: This doesn't look a thing like Renxo!! What the fuck happened?!

DMS looks at his directions.

DMS: Hmm, take a right at the XIV quadrant... Wait, I took a LEFT there... GOD DAMNIT!!! UGH... So where am I?

DMS carefully looks around. Everything seems somewhat upbeat and happy. It looks a lot like earth only... different.

DMS: What is this place?

DMS soon spies a town. He walks towards it.