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Name: Jowey

Taxonomy: Poison Cow

Gender: ♀

Description: ''It's a moocow! (laughter) Oh Jeez it ha-it does stuff. Oh man wait a boss would, like, actually be doable if I have health and stuff. (sniffs) Oh man, look at the cow, it's so angry! (laughter) It has Megaman X2 boss music, it's pretty great. When it lands it makes earthquakes 'cause it's a big heavy moocow. Goes moo-moo-moo moo-moo-moo-moo. (sniffs) Oh man I understand those feelings. (laughter) Oh man I love that guy. Look at that guy's graphics. (sniffs) So silly. Cows are physically the most ridiculous animal, also they are the they take a million jumpiest animals, Jeez.''