User:Ludicrine

Pets
See title. Also see Royal Hex Land.

Battle Card Deck
Cards- Sir Conscience (Green), Freo, Rosiex, Leelie (Water), Tulirio, Igirl, Floaven (Big), Tairy, Dolphin (Water). Deck Support- Iron, Bronze, Silver, 10 Turn Timer.



Policies

 * I do not, under any circumstances, eat mind honey.
 * If I do not put a delete candidate up for discussion and just delete it, I have a good reason.
 * I take no liability for the actions of my subconsciouses.
 * I am not bipolar. No, that's ridiculous.
 * YOU'R# RIDICULOUS.
 * You shut the up.
 * NO U.
 * I will make sure you stay banned if you are.
 * I do not forget.
 * I sometimes forgive.
 * When necessary to make boundaries, I will bring forth judgement and punishment.
 * I will welcome you back to the wiki after a ban if you truly learned your lesson.
 * I will, whenever necessary, ban everyone on the wiki for one day if major cooldown is needed.
 * Do not screw with ZORCMODE.
 * How is that a policy?
 * Because. Say, who are you, anyway?
 * (*Disappears?*)

A Troll's Polls (Stalled)
THE POLL BELOW WILL CHANGE EVERY NOW AND THEN. Which poll should be erased next? NO ANSWER ACCEPTABLE.

Fingerman's Treasure Hunt
I found the script again. I also realized that this was taking too long, so I'm copy-pasta-ing all of the information here. The Poll= Did you enjoy this story? Yes No Could've been longer Could've been shorter Needs faster updates Story= You are Fingerman. You are an amateur treasure hunter in Toy Island. In fact, today is the day you are making your first move at getting a treasure.

You seek the AZURE CRYSTAL, which is to be said very loudly. It is guarded by the Mechanical Scorpion, nicknamed “Backscratcher” by an invulnerable moron who “mysteriously” fell off a cliff yesterday. You will need the Tailbreaker (Slash), a legendary whip, and the Bigbombythingy, a big bomby thingy. The Backscratcher is powered by a Moronic Motor™ that feeds on solid energy.

You have arrived on your single-use airplane at Blocktropolis, where you will meet up with a ninja figurine to trade some worm bait for the Tailbreaker (Slash). There is a zoo warp pad next to you. You enter through a useless gate. It collapses behind you, even though you can step over the debris to get to your single-use airplane or the zoo warp pad, which you don’t want to do.

You see your contact and trade the worm bait for the Tailbreaker (Slash). The ninja runs toward the single-use jets.

>Crack whip Don’t crack whip

You crack the whip. It shatters into four pieces. Okay, that’s not even possible, but it happened. You pursue the swindling ninja. You run into a black pawn officer. You tell him you were robbed by a ninja. He does not believe you and attacks.

Pinky Ring Middle >Pointer- Basic attack Thumb

You use a kick on the officer. Him being 1/3 your size, he dies. You gained a bomb detector (Crush). You continue running toward the single-use jet port. You see the ninja flying away! You go forth to the single-use jet port as you cannot fly.

You run into a white pawn animal lover. He has a white knight horse and a wooden chocolate bunny. The animal lover attacks.

Who do you attack?

Animal Lover Horse >Bunny

With what finger will you attack?

Pinky Ring Middle Pointer Thumb >Other- What?

You eat the chocolate bunny. The animal lover is crying and runs away. The horse becomes enraged.

Pinky Ring Middle Pointer >Thumb- Equip a weapon, power up a kick, or pull an object

You jump-kick the horse by holding back your pointer finger and letting go after enough energy was built up. The horse, being half your size, dies. PETA is not pleased with you. You gained a white heart. This is a bead, not the heart of the horse. But PETA still hates you. The white bead goes in your palm inventory.

You see a strange being covered with two toy donuts and a toy flower. He seems to be the pilot. You tell him to move, but he does not respond. You attack.

Pinky Ring Middle Pointer Thumb >Other

You eat the donuts and step on the flower. The nicely dressed up earring (Pierce) falls to the floor. You pick it up and add it to your palm.

Your single-use jet collapses. You see another one nearby. The ninja was here. You see a shoebox with blocks covering the cut-out entrance. A voice says that nobody is home.

>Push in one block Push in both blocks

You push in one block. It falls through the entrance and hits the ground. You see a circular hole on the side. The ninja is attempting to hit you with a wooden dowel (Crush) and failing miserably. You attack.

Pinky Ring Middle Pointer >Thumb

You pull out the dowel (Crush) and break the block in two with it. The ninja’s face is visible.

Pinky Ring Middle >Pointer Thumb

You kick the ninja through the hole. He cuts open the side of the box. His hand crashes down and sends a Bionicle shockwave piece. The piece attacks, if that makes sense.

>Pinky- Use items in your palm Ring Middle Pointer Thumb

You use the white heart. It gives you temporary lightning powers, including electric resistance and a temporary curse, “zap”. The shockwave does nothing.

Pinky Ring >Middle- Curse an opponent or bless a team member Pointer Thumb

You use the “zap” curse. It goes through the hole and electrocutes the ninja. You put the worm bait in your palm. You use a split block to build a stool, and then add the second block to make it taller. You grab the hole in the roof and jump out. You find a telescope (Crush).

>Use telescope Equip telescope

You look up into the sky. You see a meteor fly across the sky, headed for the place where the Backscratcher is! You can’t let it steal your glory or destroy your treasure. You continue on into a museum. On the bulletin board is a picture of a black marble thief and the statement that he has stolen the Bigbombythingy. All of the staff is searching for him. It is noted that he flew off in a meteor, but nobody can find him. Your bomb detector (Crush) perks up. You see a missile in the museum. If only you could launch it at the meteor. You put the missile into your palm.

You see a supership. It is powered by a Moronic Motor™ and is equipped with a missile launcher and a shell launcher.

>Put in missile Drive supership

You put in the missile. The supership immediately targets the meteor and blows it up into two pieces. The explosion takes the form of the words “Eat Me” with an additional troll face at the end. You pick up a nearby seashell.

You see an elk and a pet transportation train. You decide to ride the elk.

You have arrived in Toybox, a popular tourist attraction. The elk waits patiently at the transport. You see two jacks yelling for help behind a fence. You ask what’s wrong. They state that their friend was caught under a Lego meteor. You do a facepalm and go to the parents of the two. You lift the meteor and see an unconscious jack. You also see a disc (Slash). You put that into your palm. The supership eats the meteor and goes back to its place in the museum. You decide to be nice and notify the parents of the jack.

You encounter a googly eye, a blue animal eye, and a pink animal eye.

Pinky Ring Middle Pointer Thumb >Other

You walk past them. I mean, they’re eyes. You see a sleeping jack and a jack yelling for help. They are guarded behind an eye that’s staring at you so much it hurts.

Pinky Ring Middle Pointer >Thumb

You throw the disc (Slash). Since it was not equipped, the parentheses switched. The (Disc) slashing device cut across the eye. The awoken jack thanked you but asked if you had an apple on you. Apparently, jacks can only wake up if the scent of an apple has been nearby for seven hours. He is too spiky to put in your palm, and jacks cannot carry other jacks because they would get thrown off by their spin. You go back to the pet transportation train, where your elk is, and go back to the other village.

You are at the base of a bluff. You begin to climb to the top. Halfway up, you see a meteor. Lifting it up, you see a dead black marble. You place the Bigbombythingy into your palm. The meteor turns into a handkerchief and floats down into a straw. The straw transforms back into the supership. You climb on.

You see a snake guarding an apple with a worm in it. You use the worm bait to throw the worm off the cliff. A meteor appears out of a rift in the sky and crashes onto the snake. The supership takes the two animal eyes from Toybox and forces one to wink. It then mashes the two together and forces the result into your palm. Yuck…

You go through a lot of stuff and go back to the jack. You place the apple near him. Remembering that he will wake up in seven hours, you place him on the elk and tell your loyal pet to go to a hospital. You empty your palm and review your contents before departure into the Backscratcher’s lair.

You have the Bigbombythingy and what appears to be a telescope stuck to an earring with smashed eye fluids and seashell bits (Crush). You discard that. You realize that you do not have the Tailbreaker. You see a zoo covered by an electrical field and a block that says “zoo warp pad”. You see a silver whip (Slash) on the floor that says “Tailbreaker” on it and oh my GOG RE-FREAKIN’ WIND.

You hop over the debris and go into the zoo warp pad. You pick up the Tailbreaker (Slash). You are then attacked by a lion that smells elk hair on you.

Pinky Ring Middle Pointer >Thumb- Equip a weapon, power up a kick, or pull an object

You equip the Tailbreaker (Slash) and whip the lion. Its spine snapped and it fell over to the ground. You leave the zoo and A WHOLE BUNCH OF STUFF TAKES PLACE AND YOU ARE BACK HERE AT THE BACKSCRATCHER’S LAIR.

You enter.

You encounter a bulky mechanical top. It attacks.

Pinky Ring Middle >Pointer Thumb

You use the Tailbreaker (Crush) and disorient the top’s armor. They are held together by six super-strong nails. The top rams into you. You lost one S mark. You have 5 S marks: Shield, Strength, Stand, Survive, and Shot. After you lose your 5th mark, you die.

Pinky Ring Middle Pointer >Thumb

You pull out two of the nails. The top spins faster.

Pinky Ring Middle Pointer >Thumb

You pull out a nail and loosen one. The top rams into you at full speed. You lose three S marks. The loose nail, which for some reason is covered in blood, falls off.

Pinky Ring Middle Pointer >Thumb

You pull out two nails. The half-blind top misses.

Pinky Ring Middle >Pointer Thumb

You use the Tailbreaker (Slash) and break off the top’s armor. The top rams into you but ends up spinning over six nails placed vertically on the floor. The top dies. You enter the inner sanctum of the Backscratcher.

You attack.

Pinky Ring Middle >Pointer Thumb

You break the tail of the Backscratcher. The Backscratcher is analyzing the situation. You notice the heart and the hat on the Backscratcher’s claw.

Pinky Ring Middle >Pointer Thumb

You unequip the Tailbreaker (Crush) and kick the hat on the Backscratcher’s claw. The Moronic Motor™ eats the heart. The Backscratcher has no health to recover. The hat is kicked onto the Moronic Motor™ and transforms into a funnel, which is eaten. The sphere of solid energy, which was hidden under the hat, was kicked as well and eaten.

The Moronic Motor™ became a hyper ultra-motor.

The Backscratcher went into double speed!

Your turn was skipped. The Backscratcher moved within range of using its claws!

Pinky Ring Middle Pointer >Thumb

You throw the Bigbombythingy on the Backscratcher’s claw. It catches the explosive and it is detonated. The Backscratcher grabs you with its claw and squeezes you. You lose an S mark. OKAY, NO. THERE’S NO WAY TO WIN THIS!

>Win this

YOU DO JUST THAT. The Backscratcher blows up. The hyper ultra-motor downgrades to the Moronic Motor™ and you gain the AZURE CRYSTAL*, with the power to deal damage in intervals of one. You add the Moronic Motor™ to the one on the supership. Auto spell-check changes the twin motors to the Moo Ironic MotorTOMOHAWK. You ride the moopersharp to Blocktropolis.

End Chapter 1

Info
HS undefined (Your name is)HS 00FF00 (Ludicrine)HS undefined (. You have a lot of very various INTERESTS. You enjoy THE ARTS, which includes art, music, and a bunch of other stuff looked down upon in your culture. Your PERSONALITY is decent, especially for a SERRANGIO and for someone who got his EYE CUT OUT. However, you have many SUBCONSCIOUSES who tend to NOT ACT AS DECENT. Your blood color is gray, like most Serrangios, whose blood can range from white to black. Unlike Trolls, your blood color is not an important factor in terms of ranking in the world, but rather is used to determine ancestors. You have HIGH RESPECT on this Wiki, which you feel blessed to have. You have first thought up the Pet idea and opened the first private ADOPTION CENTER. Your family consists of your human adoptive relative,)HS 999999 (WADDLE D33,)HS undefined (your SQUAD, led by THE MISTRESS, and your chosen ancestor, SANFORD THE HUMAN. You have a fondness for PETS. Besides keeping pets you gain from the Adoption Center and from the Breedery (Rarely), you also own a couple of Earth pets. You also have a demonic hamster named SOCK.)

HS undefined (Your SerrangioNation tag is)HS 00FF00 (LudicrousDemon)HS undefined (, and your associated item is SILK.)HS 00FF00 (Your speech is acceptable and can pass off as English to your acquaintances.) HS undefined (One final thing... You fear absolutely everything that has anything to do with)HS ff0000 (DMSwordsmaster,)HS undefined (because you know he could at anytime he pleases gut you like a cornish game hen at the simple drop of a hat. You've both had your share of wacky, creepy, and sometimes just plain odd adventures, including the Kuipter Files, both Trix series, and etc. You have only defeated him ONCE in combat, and that was because you had support from friends and he was insane. But, of course, you would never let that get to your head. You wouldn't DARE to. And now he's even stronger with his upgrade. F/CK.)

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HS undefined (Your name is)HS FFFFFF (Gatekeeper)HS undefined (. You are the best-behaved of all of Ludicrine's inner beings. You are the Earthly version of a Serrangio, most commonly known as an ANGEL. You are NOT PERFECT, but you are an OVERACHIEVER and thus aim to be. Your blood is NOT ACTUALLY BLOOD. You instead bleed rays of white light. You speak with terms that are not too exaggerated, like "satisfied" and "decent" when talking about things you have done, as you have no wish to EXALT YOURSELF.)

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HS undefined (Your name is)HS 000000 (ZORC NECROPHADES)HS undefined (. You are a gigantic DEMON, who once inhabited the body of a WHITE-HAIRED TEENAGER. You were defeated by a STRANGE-HAIRED PHARAOH and his CHILDREN'S GAME PLAYING CARDS in TWO LIFETIMES. You are the DEFINITION of royalty and are a narcissist. You are contained away in Ludicrine's mind and have NO POWER. However, when Ludicrine is MAD, a small part of your abilities is released and mixes with him to enter ZORCMOD

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HS 000000 (Hopefully we will not have to introduce this form. It only happens on one occurrence. If this were ever to happen... we cannot state what would happen. This inner being... oh my. Zorc himself is shaking in fear. This is a merciless being stronger than any power known. Perhaps if one of his friends was to ask for mercy. Perhaps he would hesitate for a small amount of time. But he would proceed. He would engrave his mark upon the friend's eye and carve out the other one. This inner being has no heart. His brain is simple, his mission, impossible to match himself. He has few functions. MAKE THEM SUFFER. INSUFFICIENT PERFORMANCE, FINISH THE JOB. GET UP. OPERATE. WEAKEN. And he never fails to do these tasks. This form has yet to make it's debut. But this information was handed to us from none other than) --=_-^=-+--=_-^=-+--=_

SEARCHING FOR SIGNAL... SIGNAL LOST. TRANSMISSION CLOSED.

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WEAPONS

Weight chart is: YUP, light, light-middle, middle-light, middle, middle-heavy, heavy-middle, heavy, and NOPE.

HS undefined (ANCHORKIND:) HS undefined (BLADEKIND/KNIFEKIND:)
 * HS undefined (REGULUS-) Basic anchor. Middleweight with rope on top. Owns five. Water type.
 * HS undefined (FLASHY-) Lightweight. Small with lighthouse-esque color, Shoots beams of light from top. Light and water types.
 * HS undefined (SENSE-) Light-middleweight. Points change depending on phase of moon. Shoots assorted beams from end. Time, dark, and water types.
 * HS undefined (TIKI-) Middle-lightweight. Owns two. Built with ancient minerals. Doubles as a crutch. End opens up at 12:00 and reveals Kaleidoscope, a dagger. Time and water types.
 * HS undefined (FADE-) Light-middleweight. Resembles lightning. End is cleaved like a sickle. Very quick. Light, nature, air, and water types.
 * HS undefined (DAE-) Heavy-middleweight. Resembles fish bones. End acts as a bulbed scissor. Has a chain on top. May act on own free will. Chaos, dark, and water types.
 * HS undefined (KALEIDOSCOPE-) Knifekind. YUP. Concealed within TIKI. Triangular. Light type.
 * HS undefined (CURSED SWORD (1)-) Bladekind. Middleweight. Flies and acts on own free will. Assumes everything as a target. Owns four, three of which are deceased and are now regular sabres. Chaos and dark types.
 * HS undefined (CURSED SWORD (3)-) Bladekind. Middleweight. Flies and acts on own free will. Assumes everything as a target. Owns four, three of which are deceased and are now regular sabres. Chaos and dark types.
 * HS undefined (SIR CONSCIOUS' BLADE-) Bladekind. Middle-heavyweight. Blade of the fictional SIR CONSCIENCE, Ludicrine's fake identity in some places. Light type. [[File:Sir Conscience Sword.PNG]]

My Parade


Alternating:

Current Parade and Banner:

Midget Day Parade!

(If you don't get the video, go to 1:54.)

The Kuipter Disaster
BURN THESE PICTURES

(Secret Page- Linked to it already :P)

Fan-Stuff
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What.

Blogs
YES

Information
Pet Creation Studios

Epilog

Interactive
Stick(Ranger) RPG

Ranks

HALPHALPHALPHALPHAAAAAAALP!

Krumpelhatt? (Discontinued)

Pet Pistols!

Because I cannot stress this enough...
LOOKIE HERE.

Sig History
Ludicrine -(Talk|Contribs)

LD

LD

LD - Mailbox, Pet Store (I started this!), Parade help, and Resistance

LDXD=D- The Generic Disaster

LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred

LD,D-D- Paladin of Hatred, Royal of Pages

LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred (Lol. Revert.)

LDXD=D- Paladin of Hatred