User blog:Look-a-troopa/The Humorists

PHASE 1: SANGUINE

THE YOUNG BLOOD BOUND TO THE FLESH FIND THEIR HOME IN THE MINERAL RANGES

REGIMENT SIZE: 9 + 1

GGALAZ, THE ORGAN DONORED


PART OF THE LUDUS-NATIVE NAZCAN CLAN OF ERY, GGALAZ IS SAID TO ONCE HAVE HAD A MORE CONVENTIONAL BODY, HAVING LOST IT UPON MISREHEARSING A SPELL BESTOWED BY OUR LADY LUDUS. SEEMINGLY UNFAZED BY HER LIMB- AND TORSO-LOSS, GGALAZ LOCOMOTED BY ROLLING HER HEAD. THIS PROVED DIFFICULT DUE TO THE SHAPE OF SAID HEAD, THUS SHE DECIDED TO FLY INSTEAD.

BLUTSUGER


A PARASITIC VAMPIRE WITH CLOSE TIES TO THE ERY CLAN. THEIR VICTIMS DEVELOP AN INSATIABLE LUST FOR SUCROSE, WHICH THEY WILL CONSUME UP TO THEIR DEMISE. THE EGGS IN THEIR BODIES, INJECTED WITH AN OVIPOSITOR BETWEEN BLUTSUGER'S FANGS, POSTHUMOUSLY HATCH WITHIN THEIR HOST, CONSUMING THE HIGHLY SWEETENED MEAT, WHICH PROVIDES THEM ENOUGH SUSTENANCE TO GROW TO ADULTHOOD IN MERE HOURS.

UZU


WEIRD GUY. HIS PATTERNS CHANGE EACH TIME YOU LOOK AWAY. STARING AT THEM TOO DEEPLY HAS ADVERSE EFFECTS.

BLOOD ORANGE


UNLIKE FELLOW BODY-LESS GGALAZ, BLOOD ORANGE WAS BORN WITHOUT A BODY. XE DOESNT DO MUCH.

LETHAL INJECTER


AS THE NAME SUGGESTS, INJECTION WILL KILL LETHAL INJECTER.

PLASTERBALL


THE REGIMENT'S MEDIC. A CONSTRUCT MADE OUT OF USED ADHESIVE BANDAGES THAT CAN NO LONGER ABSORB BLOOD. MORE FOR THE REST OF US!

ERRANT


PERSONAL GUARD OF THE BOSS. VERY PICKY ABOUT BLOOD.

HEMOGOBLIN


FOUND HER IN A CAVE.

SCUB


KID OF THE BOSS. WELL, SORTA. XE KINDA JUST DETACHED OFF OF HER.