User:ZoshiX/Moving Zoshi's Castle: Challenge Accepted

Chapter 1- On a Whi
ZoshiX: Oh, how I grow tired of the seaside landscape. How I wish to live somewhere different, somewhere more exiting.

Guard: Well, why don't you move?

ZoshiX: I cant move a freaking castle you numbskull.

Guard: Well, why not? I've seen a bunch of other bullsh/t happen in this world, why not a moving castle?

ZoshiX: How do you propose we do it?

Guard: I have no idea.

ZoshiX: Hmm... I guess I'll sleep on it.

Chapter 2- Lightbulb!
''Its 6:30 a.m. at ZoshiX's Castle. Suddenly, he jumps out of bed.''

ZoshiX: I've got it!

Suddenly, ZoshiX runs around and tells all of his guards to get ready.

ZoshiX: Alright everyone! I have a great task for all of you. I have figured that the area, being seaside, is filled with soft ground. I need you all to dig about 10 feet down in a circle around the castle, it should be easy with your new Lasor-shovels. Get to it!

The guards are at work, when ZoshiX's phone rings.

ZoshiX: Yello?

DMS: I've been sp- I mean looking through my telescope and saw what you guys are doing. What the heck are your henchmen up to?

ZoshiX: I know you won't believe this, but I'm moving my castle.

DMS: What in the carp. Why don't you just build a new one?

ZoshiX: Because I don't wan't a different one!

DMS: Good luck! You'll need it. hangs up

At the end of the day, the guards appear to be done with thier task. Everyone retires for a big day tommorrow.

Chapter 3- The Big Lift
''Huge airships can be seen floating above the castle, ZoshiX directing them to positions, suddenly, huge grappling hooks shoot down from each airship and launch into the ground around the castle. Huge shaking is heard, after few moments, rubble falls from the Castle as it and it's foundation are lifted into the sky.''

ZoshiX: f/ck yeah.

Pilot ( on the phone ): Alright, I'm sending down a ladder, hop on in.

ZoshiX: I can fly you idiot.

Pilot: Oh yeah.

''ZoshiX flies into the airship and the fleet heads off to who knows where. They travel for a few hours in a direction.''

Chapter 4- Mistake
ZoshiX (Waking Up): What a wonderful day, heading east to our destination.

Pilot: Did you say east?

ZoshiX: Yes, why?

Pilot, I thought you said weest.

ZoshiX: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

ZoshiX: Well, where the heck are w-

''Suddenly, a huge rattling sound and then a metal klink are heard, that shakes the airships. The castle loses connection and falls to what is thought to be the ground.''

-back at DMS castle-

DMS: Well, at least I can relax after all these crazy adventures.

Suddenly, huge rumbles are felt and dust and rubble fall from the cieling.

DMS: NOW WHAT F/CK IS THIS?!

''He goes outside to see whats going on. It appears to be normal, until he realizes that insted of the top floor of his castle, there is another castle in its place.''

DMS:.........ZOOOOOOOSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ZoshiX: Oh, carp nuggets.

-to be contined...-