Lets Build DMS a new castle Telethon

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ZoshiX: (In a suit and bowtie) Hello, ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the Lets build DMS a new castle telethon! As we show you various acts and shows, please feel free to donate to our cause, to rebuild a castle (owned by the not-that innocent DMS.) that was destroyed by a giant laser beam. Your donations will be shown on the giant screen behind me. Our goal tonight is 1000000... whatever the currency is.

Act 1
ZoshiX: Wait... we don't have any acts yet. PLEASE HELP!