User blog:Lazro/Intelligent Conversation with a Parking Meter-An InSaNiTyLoG

Me: Hello parking meter!

Parking meter: Hello.

Me: Nice weather we're having, eh?

PM: Yup.

Me: So, uh, going anywhere tonight?

PM: Nope.

Me: Oh. Uh...so...

Me: You been filled up yet?

PM: *jingle jingle* Nope.

Me: Oh. Uh...you...want a quarter?

PM: Nope.

Me: Uh...a dime then?

PM: Nope.

Me: Nickel?

PM: Nope.

Me: Penny?

PM: Nope.

Me: Oh. Uh, so, I'd better be going now, I've got a hedge to make an appointment with. I'll see you around, parking meter.

PM: Yup.

MORE POINTLESS MUCH?!?!