Chanukwanzaa caroling-A Fan-Ball story

RaNdOmNeSs WaRnInG.
This will go in unpredictable directions.

This is because anyone, and I repeat, ANYONE, may add a line/verse to the story/song.

Prepare to be possibly weirded out.

STORY-START. CHAPTER ONE-And now, we sing
Lazro: So, are you all ready to go out and SING SOME CAROLS TO RANDOM PEOPLE THAT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW!?!?!?!?!11!/!/1!?1?11/!?1!/!/1/one?!?1!?/1?1!?!?/eleven?!/1?1?!1slash

Crickets: Chirp. Chirp. Chirp.

Lazro: GOOD! That's a good idea, crickets! That's a very good idea for a song! Thank you crickets! CRICKET AWESOMPENESS! LET'S ALL CONGRATULATE THE CRICKETS!!! CRICKETS HAVE THE BEST IDEAS EVER NEVER QUESTION THEM-*PAP*