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Name: Special Delivery

Taxonomy: Yellow Envelope Tanks (Lazro), Yellow Big (x4) Envelope (Large) Head and Yellow/Orange/Red Big Crate (alt) Heads.

Genotyping: Large Envelope h0ead ♃ (Jupiter), Crate heads ⚥ (Bigenotype), Envelope Tanks ⛢ (Anti-Mars), Envelope Turrets × (Genotypeless)

Description: An enormous creature, either mechanical or biological - and perhaps both. The Special Delivery is a highly powerful construct presumably of the Postbringer's making, able to summon several kinds of smaller creatures to aid it in its endeavours. It knows no morality, only judging everything around it depending on whether or not it impedes the primary mission: spreading mail. However, it will attack those that are targets in the second mission, which is quite simply eradicating all those that resist. While this results in a mostly passive attitude unless provoked, the Special Delivery seems to hold particular aggression towards a specific list of individuals, notably ████████ █. ███████ and his friends and family.

While the Special Delivery has several attacks of its own, it mainly relies on powerful spawning magic to defeat its adversaries. Long-Range Desk Bombers act as heavy ranged support units, capable of launching heavy metal-lined envelopes great distances as well as  into buildings if necessary. They are generally complemented by a smaller group of Rapid-Press Units. While said units are physically very vulnerable, they themselves spawn Fieldwork Filers as protection for both themselves and the Desk Bombers. While Long-Range Desk Bombers are generally summoned at a moderate rate, Rapid-Press Units require significant time to be summoned, explaining their limited numbers. Lastly, many Zipcoders accompany the Special Delivery at all times, ensuring both offensive and defensive aerial capablities.

Despite its nature as a summoning entity, the Special Delivery is surprisingly resilient, albeit incredibly slow.

Only one creature of this kind has been sighted thus far, moving to lay siege on the home of Mr. ███████. However, [REDACTED] and signs of [DATA EXPUNGED] suggest that there may be more of such creatures held at a hidden location for use at a later time.

HS FD7306 (We do not currently know if any more exist. However, given the mentioned signs, it is not unthinkable that [DATA EXPUNGED] is in fact a sign that more are present, or at least planned.)