Chanukwanzaa caroling-A Fan-Ball story

RaNdOmNeSs WaRnInG.
This will go in unpredictable directions.

This is because anyone, and I repeat, ANYONE, may add a line/verse to the story/song.

Prepare to be possibly weirded out.

STORY-START. CHAPTER ONE-And now, we sing
Lazro: So, are you all ready to go out and SING SOME CAROLS TO RANDOM PEOPLE THAT WE DON'T EVEN KNOW!?!?!?!?!11!/!/1!?1?11/!?1!/!/1/one?!?1!?/1?1!?!?/eleven?!/1?1?!1slash?!@1\132|C||r3\tf4;5lyfer;hyjre;vgfd,ccheeseklth43ofqnwye986ol4tlerwr43k623t'F#$@%TS%$@*^D43Rs538oj4jrfeutf6kt

Crickets: Chirp. Chirp. Chirp.

Lazro: GOOD! That's a good idea, crickets! That's a very good idea for a song! Thank you crickets! CRICKET AWESOMPENESS! LET'S ALL CONGRATULATE THE CRICKETS!!! CRICKETS HAVE THE BEST IDEAS EVER NEVER QUESTION THEM-*PAP*

David7015: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Lazro: DAVID! YES! THAT'S GOOD! THERE ARE MORE THAN CRICKETS ON MY CAROLING TEAM. Now, who else is going to sing with the two of us?

Crickets: Chirp. Chirp. Chirp.

Chilled: Chill.

David7015: A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y-Z. Now I know my Q-M-E's. WHAT NOW?

DMS comes out of his castle with a M16 rifle.

DMS: GET OFFA MY LAWN YOU DAMNED KIDS!

He shoots and kills all of the crickets.

Lazro: DAMNIT.

Chilled: Chill.

S17: Whats going out there?

S17: Oh, I see.

S17: Wow, chill down, bro. Lets chill about it and chill some tea while we are chilling about this chilling problem.

David7015: *Gets ZE SAUNG BEWK* I think you'll need this, Lazzy! Here, catch! *Throws HEAVY Book*

Lazro: *Easycatch.*

Lazro: So, lemme see...

Lazro: Ah! Here! This looks good!

Lazro: So, everybody gather 'round, we're gonna go to...

Lazro: *Blindly points to map*

Lazro: CAAGR(98)'S HOUSE! *Is obviously pointing at DMS's land*

THE FIRST SONG-
(To "The Twelve Days of Christmas")

ON THE FIRST DAY OF GHOSTMAS, BLOCKHEAD TOOK FROM MEEEE-

A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE

ON THE SECOND DAY OF GHOSTMAS, BLOCKHEAD TOOK FROM MEEEE-

TWO PICTURE BOXES AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE

ON THE THIRD DAY OF GHOSTMAS, BLOCKHEAD TOOK FROM MEEEE-

THREE TONGS OF IRON, TWO PICTURE BOXES AND A PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE

ON THE FOURTH DAY OF GHOSTMAS, BLOCK-

DMS kicks his castle door open again.

DMS: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU F/CKING CAROLERS TO SCRAM!

He pulls out a bazooka and blasts them all. (KILLUSAWL?)

CHAPTER 2-WE ALL HAVE NOW FIRED LAZRO AS OUR MAP-READER
A few hours later, the blackened, burnt, and otherwise mutilated gang trudges off to their next house, which just happens to be HGD's hive.

Lazro: Well, how was I to know that I was holding the map upside down?

David: There was a GIANT RED ARROW saying THIS WAY UP, STUPID, that took up about A THIRD OF THE MAP!!!

Lazro: Well, I thought that was a landmass! ...a red, oddly shaped landmass nonetheless, but still! Anybody could make the mistake! Even Poisonshot! Or TA/CM!! Right?! RIGHT?!?!

Meanwhile...

PS: no,holds the atlas wrong!

TA/CM: Oh, You Right Are. Thank You

BACK AT WHEREVER THEY ARE

Lazro: There definitely was NOT an example of my idiocy. There was NOT.

* Perspective Switch*

Sixevestation (The Treant) was minding his own business just staring at the black abyss of a sky and chattering with the "weapons-for-limbs" friends (Axel and Christopher):

Sixevestation: *Growls* WHAT IS UP, GUYS?

Christopher: Bored.

Axel: ....

Chris: Still shy, huh? It's okay, I have nothing to talk about anyway.... except for my dad.

Six: ???

Chris: Yes, ever since master Hank was busy in another of his projects, William, or my dad, started running around the hive thinking he is king.

Axel: .... H-h-h-how come?

Chris: Just between you and me, I've heard pets talking about how he is such a bastard.

Sir William: *Scolding heard from inside the hive* HAST I NOT TOLD THOU YE CAN'T HAVE YE FLASK?! THOU SICKEN THEE!

Chris: Yes, just like that. If he heard me saying that, he will tear off my sword off the leg.

Six & Axel: ....

Chris: Back into our watch. Six, can you sense anything?

Six: *Senses the cavern echos*

Chris: Yes, there's no way there will be anything in these caver-

Six: *Jumps and stomps in suspense*

Chris: What? What is it?

Zipline (The Tree): *Awakes from his sleep* ...what? Is it morning already?

Zip: *Picks the brainwaves of Six and translates them* There are abnormal sounds in these caves. Go check.

Axel: .... I-I-I-I'll do it.

Axel: *He approached to the opening of the cavern and heard some mumbles of an unknown source. He then ran back to Chris*

Chris: What was it. Bats?

Axel: .... N-n-n-no. There will be.... visitors.

Chris: Then I'll inform our master right away. *He walks rather slowly to the hive*

Gates: *Open*

Chris: *Still walks towards the elevator to HGD's study*

Gates: *Close*

Elevator: *Lowers Chris, and stands in front of the "Highb100d", informed*

HankGuideDude: What is it? I'm kind of busy.

Chris: Expect some "visitors".

HGD: .... Alright. I'll be on my way. And please tell William to be pacified. He brings me terrible holes in my think pan.

Chris: On my way, master. *Walks to the elevator*

Elevator: *Raises Chris to the ground floor*

Chris: Father!

S. William: Ah! How art thou, son?

Chris: There will be visitors, so I want you to be calm.

S. William: Are ye sure they are not intruders?

Chris: Chill, father. They are not. They are the master's friends.

S. William: And???

Chris: *SIGN* It is the master's orders.

S. William: Splendid. *Flies off to his dear sweet wife*

Gates: *Open*

Chris: *Steps outside the hive*

Gates: *Close*

Chris: Affirmative. Our master will come out soon.

Six: *Cheers by stomping*

Axel: .... H-h-h-hooray.

CHAPTER 3-PERSPECTIVE SWITCH
The gang walks up to the gates.

THE SECOND SONG
(To "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas")

It's beginning to feel a lot less like Christmas.

We're all blackened and burnt.

And do you know whose fault it is?

It's HIS FAULT, it's HIS,

Now EXPLAAAAAIN YOUUUUURSELLLLF!

Lazro: Uh, it was an honest mistake, right?

A mistaaaake for anyooooone,

I was holding it upside down,

Ha ha, what a clown...

... Please doooon't kiiiill meeeeee...

*SONGCUT*

DMS warps next to Lazro and smashes him in the face.

DMS: MY FAULT? IT WAS YOU CAROLERS THAT F/CKING DECIDED TO COME AND SING IN FRONT OF MY CASTLE!! BAH HUMBUG!

DMS warps off.

Lazro: HAS EVERYONE FORGOTTEN THAT CHRISTMAS IS SUPPOSED TO BE JOYOUS?! ARGH.

CHAPTER 4-THE ANSWER TO THAT QUESTION IS YES.
Lazro and the group of carolers trudge on, getting pelted with snowballs, taunted, and some members even quit. By the end of the day, they had gotten one tarnished coin and one black stone.

Lazro: ... And that's only because a Stickman threw it at me.

David7015: But look what I've got! Ahahahahahahaha! *Holds up gold*

Rider: *Licks Gold; paint comes off* Yum.

David7015: Whaaa-?

S17: A black Stone, hmmm...

S17: I'm gonna keep it...

Snow fairy: Lalalaaaa, lalalalaaaaaaa, la-

Snow fairy gibs (?) rain down upon the gang.

DMS: THAT'LL F/CKING TEACH YOU! *doorslam*

S17: I knew that one day my body (which produces more heat than other humans) would be useful!

S17: *Removes jacket(s) and bounces around, wearing a t-shirt*

S17: Apparently the rest are not cold-resisting like me...

The gang goes to their final stop, the Adoption Center. Blockhead, as he sometimes does, sits in front of it.

Blockhead: Hey! Do you like my new shoooooooes? Shoooooooooooooooes?

Blockhead is not wearing shoes.

Lazro: Just walk by, don't react, and we won't get destroyed too badly.

They walk in, with only a few serious wounds.

THE THIRD SONG
(To "Away in a Manger")

Awaaaay in the Bahamas, the family rests,-

But before they continued to sing, some sort of a "hole" appeared on the floor. It then released some sort of an object upwards, only to land with a loud "thud".

Lazro: What was that?!

The object then rolled on to him, and picked up the object.

Lazro: Is this... a bottle of Faygo?!

David: Whoa. Is that a note written there?

Lazro: Seems to be. Hmm... let's see.

Sorry for the late donation gift. I was having troubles in sleeping. I've sent it via the karma portal, which means it can end up ANYWHERE. So basically it'd be a miracle if you received it. Happy Holidays, HankGuideDude P.S. Thou served thee well. Goodbye, me flask! ~Sir William

Lazro: ...

Lazro: Hey, it's not the largest Holiday MiRaClE ever, but at least it's better than nothing.

Everyone: YAAAAAAY!!!

AND SO, THEY STARTED SINGING THE FOURTH SONG
(To an edited "Hark! The Herald Angels Sing")

GLOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOO-OOOOOOO-OOORIA!

SING A SONG OF FAAAAAAAA-AAAAN BALL!

GLOOOOOOOO-OOOOOOOO-OOOOOOO-OOORIA!

SING A SONG OF FAAAAAAAA-AAAAN BALL!

HARK THE HERALD SERRANGIOS SING

PS: Serrangios are angels BLUH! *SHOT*

Giorgio Tsoukalos: Replace the word "angel" with "egseterrestrialz" and you ha-*SHOT*

LD: *Holsters revolver* GLORY TO THE CAPS LOCK KING

Everyone: PIECES OF EARTH AND SPICES MIIIIILD

THIS CAPS LOCK PARTY SURE IS WILD

Suddenly, a flaming kitten falls from the sky and kills everything. No, I mean everything. EVERYTHING.

LD: That was a horrible movie. Maybe it was a bad idea to interrupt that song to watch it.

?: But there's a SPACE CATS II !

LD: OH BOY REALLY- Wait. Who are you?

Someone I Dunno Lol: I have no idea!

It then jumped off a cliff and left behind a giant bag of Blue Stones and some Gold.

S17: *Takes the HEAVY bag. It forces so much that the bag was sent flying out and came back to smack S17. In fact, the bag did a complete rotation around the Earth.*

S17: Ugh, I should use less strength potions...

FlAAAASHBAAAAAAACK-

(AND SO, THEY STARTED SINGING THE FOURTH SONG)

S17: Ugh... I'm tired. I will take a break... *Goes away*

S17: *Finds a potion*

S17: Ohhh... whats this thing?

S17: Oh, it's a Strength Potion! I'll keep it.

UNFLAAAAAAAAAAAASHBAAAAAAAAAACK-

S17: So, what are we doing now? Singing?

David7015: Where was I?

S17: Dunno.

S17: Ohhh... a screen?

S17: What it could be?

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S17: Friends, I must leave for some time. The pets gotten a surprise for me and I must see what is it.

S17: ECAST!

S17, within less than a BILLIONTH OF SECOND, disappears, with a giant blast of wind.

FLASHBACK ENDS (I THINK)

CHAPTER 5 (DERP)-Going home
Lazro: So, now that we've annoyed the heck out of everyone, it's time to go home and rest up.

Lazro: Oh shoot, I forgot!

Lazro: BLOCKHEAD IS OUTSIDE!

Blockhead: *BUSRTS INTO THE AC!*

Blockhead: Hey! Hey! Do you like my new shooooes?!

Lazro: THAT'S A REVOLVER BLOCK-*SHOT*