User blog:Fire InThe Hole/WHAT UPDATE

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A log/blog of sorts. Usually just about what I've done or intend to do, but also for personal things that affect my mood and activity.

Updaet #027 6-29-15
I am buried in important learning and yet I also manage to do too many things outside of that. I still need to make reward pets for the contest and it's mostly concepts right now. It will probably end up being finished after 7-18 or something like that.

AUGH GARDEN HOSE
My grandmother just had me use a garden hose. That's quite fun, especially when the nozzle end suddenly comes off and you end up having water all over your legs. Once Twice Three times. Rating for today is obviously 7.8/10 due to the obvious reason that it involved Too Much WATER. MEAUWGH.

Updaet #026 6-16-15
Completed two Greenhouse requests that I left lying around for way too long (oh, and there's that horrible animation I have to do at the Pet Creator. UGH).

I'm currently working on the Item Fusion of the Evolution Center. I will probably end up working on the latter as well as our good ventilator friend has left (probably) for good. Sheesh, I am a lot more active than I pretend. I have a few concepts for reward pets from the contest, but that is another thing that must be done.

Thing still to do:
 * Compo thing idea by Jose needs to be worked on. - Taken care of for now with aforementioned Item Fusion.
 * Holiday Havoc because UGH I'VE BEEN LAZY - UGH I STILL NEED TO DO THIS YOU DAMNED CARPFISH GET TO WORK
 * Everything else that everyone else forgets/doesn't have time for. - Uh, yeah. I suppose this never really stops.
 * Check if anyone is transforming into a new Speddos or TFM WHAT AM I EVEN TALKING ABOUT

On another note, my finals will be at the end of this month, after which my school year ends. After that, I will most likely be able to join chat as early as my mornings (or possibly skip a few nights entirely) though actual editing may well turn slightly more complicated as I relied on the relative privacy of school computers for many edits and pet requests.

Updaet #025 6-9-15
Coincidentally, this is the 25th updaet and I've finished Downwards. Also,. A comment board in case you feel like shitposting. Rules are in the document.

Things to do:
 * Compo thing idea by Jose needs to be worked on.
 * Holiday Havoc because UGH I'VE BEEN LAZY
 * Everything else that everyone else forgets/doesn't have time for.

Updaet #024 6-3-15
IT KEEPS HAPENING- Anyway, Downwards is being rewritten (or rather I've started from the very start of it and wrote a new story). The opening sentence refers to another conversation that happened last night. As with the previous one, it's currently being saved to the 'Oh god no' folder on my Google Drive.

Link to folder:

Updaet #023 5-27-15
After an extremely hilarious conversation last night,I've made a Google Drive document and put the link up. The subject of the conversation was at least 85% DONGS and 10% about similar or related things, adding up for 95% wrong content, I guess.

Also, if you don't know what a dong is, don't ask and certainly don't look at the document. I'll probably add a joke-ish but actual warning at the beginning, talking about openly lewd and/or sexual content, as well as many indirect references to such things. Here it is:



Also if there's more we need to save in a way I'm happy to use my storage space for that because I have a separate folder for these things. Moreover, I suggest we at least refer to it on the Quote Hall of Shame.

Updaet #022-02 5-14-15
I just finished what I will remember as the best and yet still mediocre attempt at art for Delinius. So, in short, I need someone to help me and do this better than me. I'm especially sad about the HANDS, though the LITTLE BOOK in one of them turned out relatively good.

Updaet #022-01 5-13-15 ["General Sciences"]
Here's a fun thing: for a 'shitty useless subject aimed at punishing those without exact sciences as their subject', I had a test today. We heard this a week in advance. The stuff to learn was 50 pages of boring shit. The problem of it isn't that it's about exact sciences - I do like them, I just didn't pick them as subjects. The thing is that the teacher is unable to properly assess our work and doesn't come anywhere close to motivating us.

Now here's the worst: that carpfish of a teacher mentioned these 50 pages when we started this. And didn't say a single fucking word about since.

However, that's the boring rant about how this is shitty and whatnot. The fun part is that the test consisted of 10 questions. 10 questions. JUST TEN QUESTIONS. 10 questions for 50 pages of learning, 90% of which was vague and/or boring.

And this stuff won't be a subject next year. Which is excatly (sic) one year too late.

Also, Ludicrine is more than free to still submit an entry for the ROOTED SQUARE CONTEST, seeing as I haven't begun to compare anything.

Updaet #021 4-29-15
Aside from the contest, I'm currently working on improving the Aviator class along with Sam. As usual, the curse of the timezones severely reduces efficiency and everything, but I do what I can. After all, I have two weeks of holiday (or vacation, if that's your word), after all.

Updaet #020 4-20-15 [Rooted Square]
I am holding a contest for the Rooted Square. Yeah, that big huge tree that I uploaded. It is a slightly unusual contest mostly aimed at getting people to make a few plant pets for the lels of it. First place will get you the Rooted Square, second place will give you the Rooted Cube. I intend to make a bunch of plant pets as a participation prize for everyone joining the contest.

By the way, I believe I have created two pets with the longest taxonomy name in existence on this wiki, though this was entirely unintentional when I decided to make them. And guess what, Joe Stallin completely obliterated that. LEL. Anyway, those two plants still have quite the long names.

CONTEST - ROOTED SQUARE

 * Prerequisites: must have at least three plant pets in possession.
 * Contest: Users wishing to compete must create a plant pet and submit it. The 'best' plant (though this is entirely arbitrary) wins, and the user who created that plant gets to adopt it.
 * All plants will go up for adoption after the contest, either in the AC9 or the B sector, depending on their state.

Also, making a more complex plant doesn't necessarily win the contest. "Bonus points" for original names/interesting background info/etc.

Entries: 4

 * [[File:Garden Guardian.png]] Garden Guardian by Look-a-Troopa
 * [[File:Kakarrot.png]] Kakarrot by BrokenMartyr
 * [[File:TD.png]] TD by Josewong
 * [[File:Callaboration.png]] Callaboration by A, Mori

Contest finishes whenever the pizzas invade my home probably this weekend or when there are 17 8 or so entries.

Result
Mori and LAT win, and they get to choose between the two prizes. I am currently working on related pets for the other contestants, and if it's okay I'd like to take Callaboration for a certain breeding idea Mori suggested.

As LAT has stated that it doesn't matter much, Mori has chosen the Rooted Square as prize, thus making LAT the owner of the Rooted Cube.

Updaet #019 4-16-15
I've been taking care of the Evolution Center (seeing as our good friend TheFanMaster decided to quit), as well as doing a little work on the Pet Creator. If either of these two things starts becoming popular, I am going to ask those of you that are capable of it to help, as I don't have that much time as you'd expect.

Updaet #018 4-11-15
Downwards is being refined to account for changes in Delinius' canonical state. Moreover, I am engaged in co-writing Holiday Havoc: The Spirit of Rage. Right now, I am trying to find ideas to write Chapter 8.

Updaet #017-02 3-24-15
I just completely reversed the order of the update headings because it is much easier when people try to find the newest post. I intend to continue improving the pages I currently have, and especially Downwards could use some improvements.

Updaet #017-01 3-22-15
A few things are failing. I was supposed to scan something for Nutik, only to find out that the thing is somewhere and somewhere being a place I don't know. In short, I can't find it right now. I have yet again been playing games too much and need to be punished for that, it seems. Irony: I might actually be more active during the week than in the weekends. Isn't that funny.

Also, for the future, I might be a jerkface about things. An example: Aeinstein says that Indonesia is part of Oceania. Which isn't true, and not even geographically:. That there is an entire fucking page to prove it. I might seem to be an idiot for going to this length to prove my point, but it's merely an example. I can't help it that I have a lot of subjects at school on a high level of education, just as I can't help but want to correct people. I like to explain things that I know.

So if you say something I think is wrong, look it up and tell me, but under no circumstances just go "hurr I am right in this I am sure of it". Do so, and you risk completely ruining any kind of conversation. I think it's a combination of the law thing (even now) and the first thing in this update and it puts me under some strain.

Thank you for your patience.

Updaet #016 3-9-15
No retaliation has been attempted. Delinius' historystory is done. All I need to do now is check if it doesn't have anything canonically impossible and to add any canon elements Delinius might have seen or noticed in some way.

The artwork thing is well... I only have to do the feet, but the thing is rather meh in the end. It will be finished, but it won't really be important as I intend to copy the style of Zex's art and make a version where Delinius' griddyness is more visible (i.e. a square head), moreso because it is definitely better than mine.

Updaet #015 3-4-15
Silly me. Colouring of artwork is on hold because I didn't store the files in my Google Drive. It will continue this weekend. Another thing I did was making a more detailed description of a certain part of Delinius' history, which explains a few of his quirks and characteristics. I have somewhat recovered from the things of #013, and I will limit myself to sarcasm most of the time.

Updaet #014 2-25-15 [Water all over the place at school]
Huzzah. I have finished a piece of artwork. It's supposed to depict Delinius as a demigod. To be honest, I don't think it turned out too well. I'll scan it and put it on here. Then, I will commence the stupid quest of coloring it digitally.

Today I've had a somewhat funny incident at school. I was sitting somewhere drawing the aforementioned artwork when some lower grade guy comes to me. Asks me if I want to spray water at some girls. I looked over there and saw a girl I know, who was definitely shaking her head. I then asked him why he wouldn't do it himself. Guess what, he already pissed them off earlier. I returned the bottle of water he'd given me, and accidentally spilled some onto him. He then proceeded to spray some water in my face. I decided to not let him get away with that. I had my own bottle and there was still some water left in it. I went to the guy and splashed it in his face. I then left. The girls thanked me for dealing with the asshole, and I expect this guy to probably retaliate in some way or other this week. I'm most certainly scared to death by it

Updaet #013-03 2-20-15
This is not a habit of mine, but I am writing this anyway. The song below has guided me yesterday and still it does.

Philip Glass - Knee 1

I would like to also quote my dad's signature on some computer forum: "we hate rut, but we fear change". I don't fear change, it's merely that I fear those changes that are for worse.

Updaet #013-02 2-19-15 [Aka the Rant Against My Father and WHY THANKS A FUCKING LOT, DAD!]
As you may guess from the edit summary and the title, the judge has spoken. Indeed, my father has won the case. Whatever way he did it I don't give a damn about, it's not alright. What he basically says is: "I don't want anything to do with my son and I refuse to pay anything for him". Well, thank you, dad, I really appreciate it. What this means for you? Well, do not talk about divorces. If you do, I will give my opinion and that opinion is worthless as of right now. I'm going to be somewhat bitter and so is my humour. This day is possibly the blackest time since the actual divorce. I'm currently composing an e-mail to my father. I will post it here when it's done and show you the amazing bullshit that is the history of my stephmother's influence on the relation between me and my father. As you read it, you must know that I've always been very attached to my father.

Once more, I wish you a very good day and feel happy to know that you do not know the tension this brings about at home. If I was to speak to my father face to face, I would say to him "YOU'VE WON, AND YOU'VE ACHIEVED A LOT BY IT. HAVE A VERY GOOD DAY."

Long live the glass paperweight from Orville's 1984. I may explain what I mean by that one day.

Below, you find the rant. It is a somewhat businesslike message in a way. It suited my mood, I guess. In short: "I've done things wrong, you've done things that I didn't like. You want to get rid of me in your life? Alright, suits me. The other option is constantly being stressed out from the next crap you come up with."

The Rant [Warning: Long Thing]
''Ah, indeed. A very good day and week, sir, with your wife and child. You may now feel accomplished. Before you discard this mail, bear in mind who is writing it to you. Moreover, remember that I never will hate you. After all, you are my father. I love you in whatever way you are.''

''However, I would like to write down a few things that will from this day on be in effect. Firstly, let me return to several events in the past. You were once afraid that someone would replace you in your role as a father. This was never the case. However, your behaviour has led to this fear becoming truth.''

''As to the apology you once required from me, I will state this: I am willing to apologise, as long as I actually know for what I am apologising. The only wrong I may have done is that I kept to myself too much when I was staying with you. If that is indeed what bothers you, I am truly sorry it did and/or does.''

''Now that I have given my word on the past, I will explain what will be from now on. First and foremost, you will not under any circumstance contact me. If anything should change in this, I will let you know. I will still send you a wish for a happy birthday as I have done these years, in the shape of photographs. You will not visit me, and I will not visit you the same way. As a matter of fact, I do not know where you currently live. ''

''I ask from you one thing. That thing is that you will refrain from acts like these from now on, and leave me in peace. You seem to fail to realise that everything that you are doing is an attack at my very soul.''

''To conclude, I wish for you that you have a good life, and I want to tell you again that I do love you and always will. It is merely for the sake of my mental peace that I request the above.''

Best wishes and a happy ever after to you.''

I will never hate my father. My home situation is that of a very pissed mother and the derpface that writes this on the verge of collapsing into bitterness and cynicism for the rest of his life.

Dear gog, help me.

Updaet #013-01 2-18-15
Currently doing some work on whatever pages Aeinstein is making regarding the descriptions. I have more time than usual, but I haven't been more productive, I'm afraid. Delinius' page is still on my list of things to do. Bluh luh luh. There's some more minor stuff to do but that doesn't really matter right now.

Updaet #012 2-11-15
Description of Delinius' home is done. I believe Mori said he'd try to make a character page of Delinius a while ago. Seeing as that hasn't resulted in something yet, I suppose I should do so myself. I don't mind - everyone has things to do. Since we have Photoshop at school, I might actually try to learn to work with it. 'Cause then I'll be able to make better art and all (I hope).

Updaet #011 2/2/15 [Warning: Long monologue]
As promised yesterday, I'm going to explain why I am being a cynical piece of chip. Let's start nearly a decade ago when my parents divorced. After that, they got along pretty well. Ever since, my father obsesses himself with his work, which involves computers. I went to stay with him every weekend, which eventually became every other weekend. A few years ago, he decided he had to find a woman to be with. After a few tries (yes, that's how I see it) he met an Indonesian woman. Maybe he thought I would like her (seeing as I'm for a small part Indonesian myself). Three months after first meeting her, he married her. It didn't feel right.

After roughly three years of her seeming to want me away from my dad (in order to keep him to herself), I was quite finished with her. I decided to never go back there, which I explained to my dad in a letter. By that time, she had him in her grasp fully anyway. Things got quite bad when my father randomly accused me of saying something that I hadn't. He also wanted me to apologise for something. For what? I haven't a clue. Last year, he started a law case against my mother. The reason for this lies in a rule/law in the Netherlands, which states that the ex-husband pays a certain sum of money every month depending on his salary. When my parents divorced, his income was significantly lower than it was the next year, or the year after that. That would've meant that he'd have to pay more.

My mother didn't care for this, however. Why? All she wanted was peace as-is (to whichever extent that was still possible). By now, my father has a fancy house in a rich suburb of a large city (read this carefully; it has a lot of significance for what's next). Now that you've gotten a grasp of what's going on here, let's see what the law case is about. Shortly, he wants to lower the amount of money he has to pay, because he now has a second child (which is indeed the case).

Our lawyer has done the math and the conclusion is that my greedy stephmother merely wants more money for some extra fur coats, because my father could probably sustain three children. Aside from that woman's greed, she seems to be trying to destroy me and my mother, or at least get me out of their life alltogether.

I don't expect compassion or anything. All I expect is that you are patient for the coming month and bear my cynical remarks. I will try to keep calm and all, but there is no guarantee that it will help.

Have a nice day, week and month, wherever you are. At least your life standard isn't being threatened by some witchy stephmother.

Updaet #010 1/29/15
Since waiting for response for Nutik takes too long and ethics isn't really a thing here, WTTF is officially declared dead now. Instead, I will have to write a different backstory for Delinius. A few things that I need to remember now follow.

EHDETS: I decided to throw this stuff around and make Delinius native to Ludus instead. This stuff also fits with a few small things that already exist, which is very convenient.

Delinius was originally a Gridmask living on Ludus around -350 ADC. His life is prematurely ended when he and a few others die in an accident that involved magic. Due to both the kind of magic involved and his ancestry (still intend to let him be son of Dwin), he (or his soul, at least) is able to survive because his soul ascends from his body, thus making him a SFlame. However, it did take some damage. To repair it, his soul absorbs the remains of the souls of the other victims of the accident. This explains why he has his "Aspects". Along with his ascension, Delinius discovers the powers he inherited from Dwin and survives the period of witch hunts (-173 ADC) thanks to this.

After his ascension, he is a mystery to many. Common superstition and misunderstanding lead to him fleeing and staying away from active communities. Because of this, he plays virtually no role in Ludusian history. He has an excellent memory of the events that he has witnessed, however.

These things should eventually become a coherent backstory to go onto Memories of Fan-Ball instead of the current backstory.

Updaet #009 1/21/15
Downwards is kind of done. Just a few corrections and a battle scene and I'll be done with it. I might actually scrap that old story and build some kind of backstory that makes more sense. I feel I should ask Nutik first, though. (Ethics? Probably.) I can't wait until near my next birthday because then it's time for the next horrible joke all-edit story. Yes, I've probably mentioned it over 9000 times by now. Desert Disasters; Birthday Boogaloo (and that title might be expanded as we go). There will absolutely not be a ridiculous amount of everything present.

Updaet #008 1/5/15
Well, the first updaet of this year. The idea for Crime InThe Hole has taken shape. Hotels. Downwards is nearing its end. Two more chapters, but how long? The final battle will be pretty long, it seems. I can predict that it will take me a full week to write it. After that, it's time to rewrite the other one. Helc no...

Updaet #007 12/27/14
Morony squared, I can barely find time to update this. My activities for the rest of this year are pretty low. I have the following things to do:

- Downwards needs to proceed to the ending pretty soon.

- A Walk Through The Fields is nowhere near finished and needs serious rewriting.

- I want to write another story that started on the Doomed Timeline.

- I have stuff to do at the Pet Creator.

Aside from all of this, I have roughly 30 books to read for four languages in the coming year. I will not enter inactivity, but I surely won't have a lot of time to do things.

Updaet #006 12/5/14
Jeeze, updating this is a little forgotten. I've been incorporating all kinds of quasicanonish things into Downwards. Nutik will appear in it (heh, I didn't ask him but hey, I am writing it all alone) as well. The artwork is done (for now). Nobody gives a shit about it. I don't give a shit about the fact that I know nobody gives a chip. Oh well.

Updaet #005 11/26/14
I finally get to writing this. It's hard to find time for this as my parents are really looking at what I do with my phone. I'm now running the Pet Creator, I've swept my Rantbox a bit, I've updated my user page, I called Josewong Josewrong and Downwards is making a bit of sense now. Oh right, I finished the 2048 pet. LOOD PLS ADD. I am also nearly done with the artworks of RavingFireball so far. I just got an idea for a pet for the AC: A Lemonwheeler called Samluel. Why? I have no idea.

Updaet #004 11/17/14
Been unable to write an updaet for a feckign week. I've written more storyline and my attaempt at making a scanned drawing digital is around 20% done by now. I've got an idea for the reserved 2048 spot in AC9 - it will be related to that game with the same name - and I already know I'm doing a bunch of Stackers for that. Also, today's me dad's birthday - he's now 46. I still hate his wife for marrying him and he still doesn't react to anything I send or whatever. I intend to do something later this evening (timezone GMT +1 i.e. it is evening here.)

Updaet #003 11/10/14
I overstaeted in #001 as writing is slow as feck by phone. However, I did write, and T'Hooth-Krater appears in Downwards because artefacts (why trust me with something that oddly powerful? Doesn't anyone notice how insane I can be? ;D)

Josewong's question about (Soul)(u)BURB still puzzles me. It seems complete incoherent rambling. Also, Creativity Is Good Because It Helps Create Ideas. Past week was something of a shenannigansweek because of few lessons. I will keep active, but at a lower rate.

Updaet #002 11/8/14
More storyline for Downwards, 'standardised' RavingFireball because of an awesome suggestion. He is an SFlame, but pretty much retains a humanoid form permanently. I intend to elaborate on how he 'evolved' from Ranger to a SoulFlame.

Updaet #001 11/6/14
Started this (b)log.

My user page will be acquiring a fair amount of subpaeg over the coming year or so, given that nobody confiscates my phone.