User:Ludicrine/Theta Archive/Trix 4: The Poison Tale of Gryx

Chapter 24: All Hell Breaks Loose actually the beginning maybe
McCheese: It's all over

All of the sudden BE;PE HEHA!!!1111!

Poisonshot: A new story. Made by Poisonshot! Unlike others stories I made, I will work on Chapters more.

Long ago, there were a Moth Godde named Sofr. She was the god of Rain and Storms. TheWorld was in an huge dght. But, theth Gose lay her egg. Bootylicious.

Shrek: Donkeeeeeeee

It started on a sunny day.

Poisonshot:Ahhhh.. today a good day... I heard we even discovered a new stage of the Mountain series!*Eelix calls*

Eelix:Poisonshot, I finally did your request, but there something wrong…

Poisonshot:What is it?

Shrek: THERES A BUNCH OF ENEMIES IN MAH SWAMP. MAH. SWAMP.

Unaoo:Who are you? My name is Unaoo.

Poisonshot:My name is Poisonshot! Glad to meet you!

Unaoo:I've been looking to make an adventure with someone. Would you adventure with me?

Poisonshot:Why not. Sure! Ludicrine walk toward Poisonshot, coming from it's house.

Ludicrine:Hey Poisonshot, wanna go make an adventure?

Poisonshot:Sure! I even found someone to help us.

Ludicrine:Who is it? Poisonshot:Unaoo, a Blue Ro

Ludicrine:Okay.

The entrace of PS house opens!

Inside is Lord Farqwadd.

Farqwadd: Hello! IT seems you have made it to my Catsle...............

Poisonshot: Who are you ish? No sound like empathie make

Farqwadd then transformes into a huge monstrosity, with his head in the middle, an arm with quirwards tentacls, and the other is cutted a leg

Shrek: Oh no you don't!

Shrek used ONION LAYERS!!!

EF took 10178713974638916430297 damage!!!11

Eldritch Farqwadd: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111111111111

YOU WINRAR!!

ICP: Fucking magnets,how do they work? ICP suddenly explodes in confetti and drops the elemnt of THINDER

Poisonshot: Horray, mus win! Now we can get next element of empathie! Les go to volcano series now. Mush hurry.

chpapter end

Chapter Yes: I'll Ram(iel) You If You Know What I'm Saying
It was a warm and moist evening. The sun had begun setting, and its unique solar patterns were arousing to the angel floating through the city. It seeked pleasure.

Shadow the hedgehog stood on the hilltop. The warm breeze crawled its way down his netherregions, which he deemed an exciting experience. He was ready. Now all he needed was a subject.

The Engineer of the red team was sweating from a hard day’s work. All this tinkering with dispensers has left a needing feeling. Needing of intercourse with a hedgehog and a geometrical shape. Engineer wasn’t the most popular of mercenaries.

As if by fate, the three individuals met at the beach. The glistening water reflected the sun on their collective metaphorical hulking erection. All three knew they were ready. Ready for love.

Ramiel embraced Shadow’s thighs and held them to the Engineer’s facial area. After a lustful glottal session Shadow unleashed his first elixir of delight upon the trusty goggles of the red team member. “Looks like I’ll have to clean those off,” he said. Ramiel screeched and Shadow recognized it with his Chaos powers. “It wants your meat inside,” he told unto Engineer. “I hope you will provide.”.

With one quick movement, the Engineer grabbed Ramiel by his edge and pulled it closer. As soon as his mantacular structure brushed up against the smooth edge, he knew that he was going to have a good time with the angel. Ramiel opened up, and Engineer placed his meatsicle between the orgasmical spikes. They dug into his soft skin like the lances of the four horsemen.

Yeah okay that was actually a really bad idea someone should call the hospital.

Chap Pap Brap Fa-
Poisonshot: We arrive at kingdom!

Squanto: Lol corn.

Bluna: Why is Santa’s sack so big?

Snoop Dogg: Daaaaaaamn nigga, that’s one fuckin’ huuge castle. *Smokes a joint the size of Kuipter’s ego* AWWW, DAS GOOD SHIT, MENG.

Stickbeard: *Jumps out of nowhere* AYE, SCURVY DOGS! THIS BE YER END! PREPARE TO WALK THE PLANK AND FACE DAVY JONES’ LOCKER! YE AIN’T FACIN’ ME LOVER TONITE!

BATTLE: STICKBEARD! (Battle theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKJD563qHfI )

POISONSHOT used Thinder!

STICKBEARD took 3957485748573985748753 damage!

LUDICRINE began glowing blapck (ass well as yellow!)

BLUNA finished her joke!

Bluna: Because he only comes once a year!

STICKBEARD took 342347923847387598275.77777 damage!

SQUANTO used Native Murkan Battle Tactics!

SMAAAAAAAASH!! STICKBEARD took 0.3 damage!!

SNOOP DOGG smoked a joint! SNOOP DOGG became a fearsome lion!!

STICKBEARD used Realify!

POISONSHOT became a Canadian boy!

LUDICRINE became a socially inept freak!

BLUNA was defeated!

SQUANTO seems unaffected.

STICKBEARD: AYE, WHAT BY CALYPSO’S NAME-?

Squanto: Lol gravy.

SNOOP LION became Bob Marley!

POISONSHOT used IMAGINATION! All allies returned to average states!

LUDICRINE undropped the durkadurk! STICKBEARD took all the damage!!

YOU WIN!!

STICKBEARD: Aye, no… It can’t be… FORGIVE ME, M’DEAREST!!

Stickbeard disappeared in a flash of light!

Squanto: Lol mashed potatoes.

Dizcord: trouble finding ur tree olololo?? Poisonshot: no dishcord not your story pls make empathie and go,

Squanto: Lol turkey.

Trix: Hey guys look I’m here

Squanto: Lol cranberry sauce.

Meanwhile…

Stickbeard: I… I’m sorry, m’lover…

McCheese: … *Activates machine*

Stickbeard: W-what? But, we… ye were gonna…

McCheese: I’m sorry.

The Mayor sheds a single ketchup tear of manliness while Stickbeard stutters with fear. The machine whirs and sputters, firing a laZOR at Stickbeard, turning him into a Big Mac.

McCheese: My love, it’s over.

He stares into the sunset.

McCheese: We have bigger McFish to fry.

Taking a tearful bite out of his ex-lover, he began to walk off into the sunset.

DEN.,

Ludicrine: So guys, where should we-

Squanto suddenly explodes into a billion chunks of glazed ham and gravy due to unforeseen circumstances, possibly involving the expiration date found on the milk he had consumed that evening.

LUDICRYING: NOOOOOOO!! SQUA(N)TO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

After months of sobbing, twelve group therapy sessions, and one incest-ridden necrophiliac orgy (we don’t talk about it), Ludicrine came to his senses.

Ludicrine: He was the best… *sniff* Native companion… I could ask for…

CHIPTER EDNE;;

Chapter You No Wat Screw All Of You
DA FINAL BATTLE

McCheese: You will never take me alive

McCheese: *eats self*

Ludicrine: oh loh loh

Growdis: I r mad at you and I shall use THINDRAR POWERS to stop you!

Poisonshot: You make intimidation! I wand to stop fight!

Growdis vanishes

Dizcord: Lol i revive McChees u mad ololololo

McCheese appears

Dizcord then becomes an elephant lol

Dizcord: Can u complete da level top lel

McCheese: I CHALLENGE U

FIGHT - vs. McCheese and elephant!

McCheese threw a burger bomb!

PS summoned Pop!

Pop reflected the burger bomb back to McCheese!

McCheese took ch3353 damage!

Pop fired 47095767290834928985305 superballs!

Elephant took 0.47095767290834928985305 damage!

Elephant used OH LOH LOH

Ludicrine got butthurt and collapsed!

Squanto used Butternut SQUASHHHHHH*explodes*

It totally had no effect at all! Not really no.

Kaargr9001: Lol hax u mad.

Bluna told a joke!

Bluna: You know what’s big and round?

Elephant: YOU OLOLOLOLOLO $$$$$$$$$$$

Bluna left the fight and had lots of zex with Raviolian because HE’S DA BEST! FANGIRLISM!!!!!!

Bluna then popped

Snoop Dogg used RAPP!

YO MAYNE NIGGA!

I’M ABOUT TO F/CK YA!

I CAN EAT YOU A THOUSAND TIMES OVER!

AND MAKE YOUR MCDONALDS CAREER OVER!

McCheese took 9001133741369101106173800813581088135131 damage!

McCheese: NO U!

Snoop Dogg took 9001133741369101106173800813581088135131 damage!

Snoop Dogg: AWW MAYNE DA SHIZ IS TOO F/CKING STRONG!

Snoop Dogg: IM OUTTA HERE, B/TCH!

Snoop Dogg gets eaten by the Elephant.

McCheese summoned the GIANT ENEMY CRAB!

GIANT ENEMY CRAB used GIANT ENEMY PINCH!

Trix took massive damage! (Lol citation needed)

PS: KILL ISH WITH MUSH FIYER!

Trix used FIYER on GEC’s weak point!

GEC took massive damage!

GEC warps right over Raviolian’s castle and causes massive damage. Heh.

PS: I R TIRED! I WAND USE ELEMENT OF EMPATHIE!

PS took the THINDER STONE, FIYER STONE, ISE STONE, FRES STONE, POYZIN STONE, FISSICU STONE, UNDROPPED DURKADURK STONE, and cactus STONE!

PS NOW HAZ DA ELEMENTZ OF EMPATHIE lol

PS used WOMBO COMBO!

PS: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHERE YO ISH WHERE YO ISH WHERE YO ISH!

McCheese took 9999999999999999999999999999999 damage!

Elephant took 9999999999999999999999999999999 damage!

Elephant: Lol we haz 1 HP left u jelly.

PS USED EMPATHIE TO HACK AND ATTACK ONSE AGAIN

lol that was an attack

PS HACKED TO ATTACK TWICE

PS combined DA STONEZ and used TOPLEL BEAM!

TOPPPPP LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCheese: NO!

PS: YESH! ISH CUTTED YOU A LEG!

McCheese: DON’T YOU KNOW WHO I AM! I AM LUDICRIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

McCheese became a bacon forever.

Elephant became stuck in an unknown dimension where there are spikes everywhere and he must complete long levels.

PS: I DEFEATED MCCHEESE YESH!

THEND CLOES BOOK not really LOL NO EPILOGUE U MAD

The epilogue! Ahuegheuhehgu-

 * Zoshi sat on his chair in his dimly-lit basement, pondering where he went wrong. LDZX had failed... miserably. Was it the slowing pet production drive? The billions of lost legal files from the Ao Oni incident? The fact that he pushed that one moron out the window? The Fluffy Chicken Chamber and all of its related deaths? He couldn't say for sure. The fact was that stocks were down, the company needed workers, and hope for redemption was nigh.


 * But then he had an idea. He decided he would write a story. A great story that would inspire people to join the cause of the company and raise it to its former glory. A wonderful story that would tell the tale of years past and remind all of Ludus exactly what they had accomplished and what they can continue to do. A great, magnificent story that would melt the eyes of his enemies and cover him in biptches like he was sinking in quicksand. And it would be called...


 * ... Well, it certainly wouldn't be called Trix 4: The Poison Tale of Gryx, because that's what caused this mess in the first place. But he decided he'd do something.


 * Eventually.

CREDZ
Chapter 1: DMSwordsmaster

Chapter 2: DMSwordsmaster

Chapter 3: DMSwordsmaster

Chapter 4: DMSwordsmaster

Afterward: DMSwordsmaster

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