User blog comment:A, Mori/Dreaming Dead Pack/@comment-24689821-20150117054752/@comment-24689821-20150117172607

"A noble destroyer" their characters plan to destroy the looney tunes on the court. their powers are usurped from previous destroyers, similar to how nobility is passed from person to person: their stealing of the basketball powers mirrors royal conflicts.

"with eyes akin to gold" their eyes, for one thing, have a vague slightly yellowish tint to them, but they also have their eyes on the prize if we look at gold metaphorically.

"of homeland depleted" the nerdlucks are basically enslaved in a land that has been converted to a theme park.

"and story poorly told" for one thing, the space jam movie has poor graphical effects in comparison to modern movie and storytelling techniques. the platform in which the story is told is outdated and could be considered "poorly told." in another interpretation, the nerdlucks are framed as villains for most of the story, despite the fact their motivations are to avoid punishment from their theme park master.

"the dreaming dead's lead bears the staff of the seed" if seed is interpreted to mean new beginnings, and staff is interpreted with the military definition as leaders or planners, it could be considered that since the Nerdlucks have suddenly been given the task of capturing the Looney Tunes, they are the new leaders or new military force. Also, their appearance before they usurp the basketball stars resembles that of a seed. They also possess antennae, which is similar to a staff, and it could be implied that these are what they rely on for sensory details on the court, so these antennae are their leads or "staff" for new sensory detail.

finally, although this pet is supposed to be based off a canon character, it is a well known fact that space jam can be combined with anything and it still work. as such, it could be said that space jam is certainly canon within the Fan Ball universe via shenanigans. You did not say the canon character had to be a current canon character, so it could be a future canon character in the works. If I made a canon Nerdluck right now, this second, that would mean my answer would count.

in conclusion, when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie its a, mori