User blog:Ludicrine/Chanukwanzaa: Carols, Gifts, and More!

Festivity 1: The Twelve Days of Chanukwanzaa
On the day of Chanukwanzaa, my pets all gave to me: A new villain every story!

On the day of Chanukwanzaa, my pets all gave to me: Two boxer gloves, And a new villain every story!

On the day of Chanukwanzaa, my pets all gave to me: Three French blades, Two boxer gloves, And a new villain every story!

On the day of Chanukwanzaa, my pets all gave to me: Four porkchop birds, Three French blades, Two boxer gloves, And a new villain every story!

On the day of Chanukwanzaa, my pets all gave to me: Five ZALGO shades! (One here!) Four porkchop birds, Three French blades, Two boxer gloves, And a new villain every story!

On the day of Chanukwanzaa, my pets all gave to me: Six admins working, Five ZALGO shades! Four porkchop birds, Three French blades, Two boxer gloves, And a new villain every story!

On the day of Chanukwanzaa, my pets all gave to me: Seven inner beings, Six admins working, Five ZALGO shades! Four porkchop birds, Three French blades, Two boxer gloves, And a new villain every story!

On the day of Chanukwanzaa, my pets all gave to me: Eight rigged arenas, Seven inner beings, Six admins working, Five ZALGO shades! Four porkchop birds, Three French blades, Two boxer gloves, And a new villain every story!

On the day of Chanukwanzaa, my pets all gave to me: Nine Pipe Snakes hissing, Eight rigged arenas, Seven inner beings, Six admins working, Five ZALGO shades! Four porkchop birds, Three French blades, Two boxer gloves, And a new villain every story!

On the day of Chanukwanzaa, my pets all gave to me: Ten gifts from Hankvi, Nine Pipe Snakes hissing, Eight rigged arenas, Seven inner beings, Six admins working, Five ZALGO shades! Four porkchop birds, Three French blades, Two boxer gloves, And a new villain every story!

On the day of Chanukwanzaa, my pets all gave to me: Lots of sex with Luna, Ten gifts from Hankvi, Nine Pipe Snakes hissing, Eight rigged arenas, Seven inner beings, Six admins working, Five ZALGO shades! Four porkchop birds, Three French blades, Two boxer gloves, And a new villain every story!

On the day of Chanukwanzaa, my pets all gave to me: Twelve Speddos-puppets, Lots of sex with Luna, Ten gifts from Hankvi, Nine Pipe Snakes hissing, Eight rigged arenas, Seven inner beings, Six admins working, Five ZALGO shades! Four porkchop birds, Three French blades, Two boxer gloves, And a new villain every story!

On the day of Chanukwanzaa, my pets all gave to me:

One bizarre portal...

Twelve easy battles, Eleven bosses murdered, Ten stories upwards, One Commie Raptor, (One toasted lizard!) Seven days rejoicing, Six goshdarn plot holes, Five blessings from Wrathslicer-the-Indichevious-Bloodkillerdeath-of-Darkness! (We hope we got that right!) Found a way home, Through the Wonder Jungle, Found the twat and got ourselves Shenny's head mounted on a tree!