User:Fire InThe Hole/Various artifacts

Origins
I do not know where the wood for the BOOKSHELF came from. Some guy sold it to me for a ridiculously cheap price. I guessed he really wanted to get rid of it, so I didn't really worry. It didn't matter to me at that moment.

Assembly
I went home and made some things out of wood. I had bough the wood for the bookshelf because it looked very good, especially for a bookshelf.

When I had finished building it, I threw in some books. Out of nowhere, more books appeared inside and filled it. That was the moment I realised something wasn't right. Then, the bookshelf threw out a book titled 'Legendarians and their Attributes'. There was a note inside:

BOOKSHELF. Has similar magic to the HAIRPIN. Storage-oriented.

I tried to take it apart. I failed. I tried different methods, but the BOOKSHELF turned into stone, metal, dirt or anything else.

I looked up the section on the HAIRPIN in the book mentioned earlier. I was surprised by the powers of the HAIRPIN. I also read about a few common forms. I also saw the randomness had a tendency to annoy people when not wielded by anyone.

Later, when I decided to stash things behind it in a hole I made in the wall, I found out I could command it to do things. This would prove very important later.