Realm of the Script Kiddie

CAUTION! An Unconventional Story Layout is approaching!
Yup, just like Chanukwanzaa or whatever, it's anyone's story. Problem?

CHAPTER 1: A Walk In The Woods (goes horribly wrong)
It's a sunny day, and Lazro, in a fit of randomness, has arranged a hike in a mixture of "disputed terriories" and "nuclear disaster zones," and has also arranged for the half-built official fan-ball helicopters to take everyone there.

Speaker: NOW THIS HIKE IS LIKELY TO BE DEADLY. IN CASE OF DEATH, PLEASE CRUMPLE TO THE GROUND IN THE MOST AKWARD AND UNNATURAL POSITION YOUR HEAVILY MUTILATED BODY CAN TAKE NATURALLY...

Lazro gets up and shuts off the speaker.

Lazro: Geez, that thing was loud. CAN'T IT SEE THAT I'M TRYING TO READ HERE? Now, where was I? Yes, yes, Chapter 1: "How to pilot a helicopter without everyone falling out..."

Everyone, predictably, falls out and falls the tenths of feet that Lazro had managed to acheive in terms of altitude. Inexplicably, he had also taken them off the map.

Lazro: Everyone okay? I certainly am sorry for what happened up there, the steering bars/handles/wat just slipped out of my hands...