Science Division/Gene Center

The Gene Center
The Gene Center is a division of LDZX Corporations, and deals with fine-tuning your pets to your needs! 

Added by Lazro. What Pumpkin?

Operation-
The Gene Center works like this- Unfortunately, there are some problems. If you change your pet's gender, they will have no memory of you, and will probably no longer be house-trained. Some things are irreversible, marked in the list below with an (X). Some Modifications may result in unintended side effects, Modifications that may do so are marked with a (?)'. Some Modifications are automatic, to counter side effects, Modifications that do so are marked with an (A).
 * 1) You post your pet on the Comments and state what you want changed, options are stated below.
 * 2) We take your pet for a day or two, and modify its genes.
 * 3) You get it back, freshly modified!

Can be done indefinitely-

 * Speedy Paint(Changes pet color)
 * Failsafe Counter (Counter a side effect)(A)
 * Fossilize/ Defossilize a pet(?)
 * Random Boing (Allows pet to bounce up in the air once during battle, therefore avoiding a move)
 * Manually Teaching a weak move (Takes one week)

Can be done 5 times-

 * Teaching a weak move (X) (?)
 * Changing Genders
 * De-Genecider (Auto-revives a pet after a loss, but not during battle, a death in battle is a loss)

Can be done one time-

 * Changing Pet Species (?)
 * Maxing a stat other than LP (X)
 * Teaching a Regular/Strong-Regular move (X) (?)
 * Teach nub sprey!!!!!11!1!!!!!1!! (Damage all opponents in arena)
 * Teach 1337 4w350m3n355 (Make your pet have maxed stats for one turn)

Sections
Pet Painter

Jobs Open
There are jobs open here, Just leave a message on my talk...

Current Wanted Jobs
Artists wanted.

Scientists wanted.

Historians wanted.

Currently Working-
Lazro: Esteemed Owner/Head Scientist

TheFanMaster: Head Artist/Scientist

David7015: Scientist

Loglologologol: Moron

Poisonshot: Artist/Historian

Warwood: Historian

But...Why are there Jobs?
One simple answer...

Unlockables!

Unlockables are mods you can unlock, and besides, I have a very limited understanding of MS paint, I am now skilled. Behold. So artists are not required. I'll still take artists.

Unlockables-

 * 4 historians-Unlock Living Fossil
 * 6 scientists-Unlock Hi-Q
 * 8 historians-Unlock Undead Fossil
 * 10 scientists+3 artists+2 historians-Unlock Build a Weak Pet
 * 12 scientists-Unlock Pet Blender

Waiting List-
None Yet...

Boquet (The Chosen One's Green Bomb Mermaid)
Operation-Gender change (Female to Male) Boquet is displaying masculine behaviors, He also appears to have modified memories, to fit his new gender. TOTAL SUCCESS!!! ACCIDENT FTW!!!

Iceel (Lazro's Blue Flake Eel)
Operation-Gender change (Female to Male) Processing...Please wait...(Yeah, testing out some new software here at the center, hope it works better than the old one...)