User:HankGuideDude/BroLeadDuke



HS undefined (Your BizTag.png is)HS D00000 (BROLEADDUKE)HS undefined (! Your INTERESTS are not for the timid so you better close your eyes and- oh wait, you have those SHADES on! You seem to have suffered a CATASTROPHIC BLINDING INCIDENT (you mutter "Cecepter" for some reason) that won't let yourself see the LUXURY OF BEING A DUKE, wearing all kinds of BLING you happen to be given. Ranging from BRACELETS AND GOLDEN FANGS, you are also AN AVID FAN OF TROLL PEWDIEPIE. Brofist, BizarroBro!) HS undefined (Nonetheless, your)HS D00000 (BIZARRO TROLL BLOOD)HS undefined (, placing yourself at ROYALTY'S EDGE, gives you the ability to SPEAK WITH THE DEAD, which provides you with TWO SPARE EYES, but sometimes you end up having THOUSANDS OF THEM! NOT COOL!) HS undefined (Speaking of COOL, you are THE TALK OF RAPTORCO, a company that sells MONSTERS for pets (or was it for gladiator purposes?) They seem to smell the NEGATIVE KARMA on you, but take it as a COMPLIMENT from not only the monsters, but the EMPLOYEES always seem to HOLD SOMETHING BEHIND THEIR BACKS. You don't WORK there, no, what would you do there? FIX, REPAIR and SOLVE? EVERYDAY?! Man, you are THE FIX TO EVERYONE'S PROBLEMS!) HS undefined (You happen to hold one of the TIME ARTIFACTS you were told about after getting in the sweepstakes of being a DISABILITY TROLL. This is a wicked thing, too bad you can't see it for yourself, since these PANTS ARE ON FIRE from your PASSION. Did I mention you OWN A CASTLE? No? I guess you're not cool for him, then.) HS undefined (Your troll tag is)HS D00000 (bombasticDeranging)HS undefined (and)HS D00000 (Y/U JUST HAPPEN T/ BE THE BEST F-IN' GANGSTA AR/UND, DAWG! N/T /, //, /R EVEN ////- ////- / CAN TAKE AWAY Y/UR BR/H//D, Y/!) HS undefined (> ====> (even though this will never see another update))

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Yo, is this thing working? Yes, it is plugged in. Then how come the voice is normal? Oh, the fuse box is off. ... well how much longer? The hype is killing me. HS 9883B1 (The fuse box is now online.) HS D00000 (/KAY, THAT'S M/RE LIKE IT. HERE WE G/, JEFF!)

Coming soon, April 2016 as soon as I can clean up my Sanc from these files....