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Kindergarten 1[]

Welcome to Kindergarten 1! This class is for students that have the average newborn's IQ level or are seriously undisciplined. It has started, and you can no longer add pets.

Classes (As of now)[]

Gym
Playing
Battle
Swim Gym
Water Battle

Gym[]

Ballshot: Time for ice skating! Put on your Ice Skates.
Klory: On deen, tub knaht. (I don't need to, but thanks.)
Pathie: Slide! Slide! I want to slide!
Beezis: ...But I can fly...
GYM THEME: ICE. RACE TYPE. DIFFICULTY: HIGH. SNOW.
Bell: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Ballshot: That's all for today! Now you can play with your owner.

Playing with their owners (NOTE!: Please add your own talk with your pet.)[]

DMS and Misery[]

DMS: How was the first block?
Misery: ...Wit got sick because of Uncle Greed...
DMS: Oh, I see... Don't worry. Wit is already at the Pet Hospital getting treated.
Misery: Master, who is Kuipter?
DMS:...Something you will never have to worry about, dear.
Misery:...Ok...

Part 2[]

Misery: ...Daddy?
DMS: Yes, what is it, dear?
Misery: I got a weird feeling...
DMS: What do you mean?
Misery: Every time I see Beezis, I get a weird feeling...
DMS: Do you think it could just be friendship?
Misery: I know what friendship feels like, but this....it feels different... It almost feels stronger then that...
DMS: "Suddenly realizes what she really means" *Stares forward for a second, then promptly passes out*
Misery: D-daddy?! Are you ok??

The plot thickens...

ZoshiX and Beezis[]

ZoshiX: How was your first class?
Beezis (Translated): Well, fine I guess. I didn't really have to anything. They were ice skating.
ZoshiX: Oh, yeah. I heard you helped clear snow so the medics could get to Wit.
Beezis: Yup!
ZoshiX: Coolio. I brought your favorite lunch, peanut butter and honey sandwich with apple slices.
Beezis: Yay! Umm... do you know why Misery looks so weird?
ZoshiX: Well, don't tell her that! I... I'm not sure, but she's really nice. I love you, see you after school.
Beezis: Byebye!

Samuel17 and Estival[]

Samuel17: How was it?
Estival: Great, I got an A in ice skating!
Samuel17: Great, I'm proud of you.
Ruby: Me too!
Bascor: Me as well.
Samuel17: Great. Did you make friends?
Estival: Not now...
Samuel17: Fine. Ok, we're going home: your mother has a surprise!
Estival: What is it?
Samuel17: I won't say it now. You will soon find out.
DMS: Cameo time! I edited this.

Misery and Beezis (Talk scene)[]

Beezis: (Translated) Hi, Misery.
Misery:...Hi, Beezis...
Beezis: What are you doing here, alone?
Misery: Well...No one else talks to me because I look weird...:'(
Beezis: Aww, why do people do that? You act very nice.
Misery: I don't know...Daddy says its nothing to worry about, that they will look past it soon... You're the first one to do that...
Beezis: Yeah...Want to be friends?
Misery: ...!
Beezis: :)
Misery: Ok! :D
Beezis: Ok then! :-)
Misery:...Beezis?
Beezis: Yea?
Misery:...I like you. :-)
Beezis: Err...I like you too? Anyways, I gotta get back to class. See ya! :) (Floats off)
Misery:.....I need to talk to daddy about this feeling I have...

Poisonshot and Klory[]

Poisonshot: Klory, did you do good today?
Klory: Yup! A+! I discovered that my grafts can act like skates!
Poisonshot: Good! Did you make any friends?
Klory: Yeah!
Poisonshot: Alright! Now head on back to class.

A Crucial Message[]

Beezis: Hey! there's a message coming in on my communicator thingy!
ZoshiX: (On screen, quietly.) Beezis, I'm trapped in a cage in Kuipter's lair. Get Ergoth and his friends to come here, okay? Oh, and be sure tt.................zzzzzzz.
Beezis: Uncle Zoshi? Hello?! Well, I better go tell Ergoth.

Battle![]

NOTE- Misery and Squishy cannot participate in this, due to this being an on-ground fight. Water battles are last block. They have both been excused for this. {C}

Warshot: Hey, maggots. Pair up with someone and show me how you can fight.
BATTLE THEME: IRON. MELEE TYPE. TRAP: IRON CLAMPS.

Estival VS Klory![]

No result.

Jaquib VS Tempest![]

No result.

Pool[]

Swimshot: This is the swimming training!
Klory: ...
Estival: *Runs around in anticipation*
Misery: Wow!
Tempest: Bom bom bom bom bom (Cool!)
Bella: Beezis, do you want to be friends?
Klory: AAAAAAH!!
Misery: Klory?! Oh no, she fell!
DMS: ANOTHER CAMEO!
Misery: Hi dad!
Bell: RINGRINGRINGRINGRING!
Swimshot: Ok, kids, off to battle class!
Wit: Oh boy...
Demon: Meheheh...

Klory left because her leg graft is not waterproof.

Battle School[]

DMS: ALRIGHT, MAGGOTS, DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!!
Beezis: ...What?
DMS: Oh, right, most of you don't have arms....
Klory: (Walks in wet) WHY DIDN'T YOU HELP ME!?
DMS: A pet with arms? Ok then. DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 20!!!!
Klory: What? (Gets hit with Stun Ray)
DMS: I SAID DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME TWENTY! (Releases)
Klory: *Starts pushuping*
Bella: So Beezis...do you want to be friends?
Beezis: Oh, sure! You look cool! Why are you glowing like that?
Bella: I don't know... I was born like this.
Misery: ......
Beezis: Ok, then. We're friends!
Bella: :D
Misery: ....*Seething Jealousy*
Klory: Ok, done...ow... my arms...
Wit: Good thing he didn't notice me....
Tempest: Or me.
DMS: Oh, I noticed you. I was just waiting for Klory to get done. GIVE ME 20! BOTH OF YOU!!
LD: Can't Beezis and Bella use their satellite-flap things to do some push-up thingy? Oh, anyway, has anyone seen my five-feathered arrow?
DMS: Wait... *Pulls arrow out from back of head* you mean THIS!?
LD: Lousy stupid G/ddamn students who can't follow simple f/cking instructions... Let me guess... I'm fired, right?
DMS: *Smashes arrow where it bends to the shape of your head and stays there* NO. GET BACK THERE AND MAKE SURE THAT THERE ARE COVERS ON THAT WINDOW!! *Kicks LD out of the room*
Lazro: *Steps into room*
Lazro: *Puts glass in window*
Lazro: Bai. May joo has teh good dey.
Lazro: Wow! Thanks for the present! :)
Lazro: ...DMS, Your mind tricks are amusing.

Kindergarten 1[]

Class is full! No more pets can sign up here.

Klory (Poisonshot's Yellow Fairy Grafted Stickman)
Wit (Happyman2341's Brown Smiley Stickman)
Demon (Happyman2341's Red Box Mix)
Estival (Samuel17's Yellow Roundhead Scorpion)
Beezis (ZoshiX's Yellow Diamond Satelite)
Squishy (HGD's Blue Sixstar Jellyfish)
Misery (DMS' Black Unpecied Head Mutated Eel)
Pathie (Poisonshot's Cyan Smiley Gunned Walker)
Jaquib (Poisonshot's Cyan Star UFO)
Tempest (TFM's Green Box Stickman)
Bella (DMS' Rainbow Gel Satellite)
Nibbles (DMS' Green Onigiri Oyster)

Talk Scene:Veatrice and Misery[]

Misery- Hello! You're Veatrice right?
Veatrice- Yes.
Misery- Cool!
Veatrice- Hey, do you want to come to my party tomorrow?
Misery- Sure!

(At the Party)

Misery- (At the door) DING DONG!
Veatrice- Hello! Come on in!
Misery- Hey everybody! Hey wait! Whats Gladus doing here? She's like...old.
Veatrice- She's my grandmother!
Misery-... wait a second...
Misery- OH MY GOD! You're BEEZIS' DAUGHTER????!??!?!?!?!?!!?
Veatrice- Yea...so
Misery- *Pins Veatrice to the ground* IF I CANT BE WITH BEEZIS, NOBODY CAN HAVE HER CHILD YOU B//CH!
Beezis- WHAT THE?! MISERY?!!?
Misery- Beezis? Is this true?
Beezis- Yeah, I had a baby, so what?
Misery- But...but...I loved you.
Beezis- WHAT?!
Misery- Yes.
Beezis- I...I..don't know what to say. I'm sorry, but this is NOT going to work. Please leave now.
Misery- But...
Beezis- NOW!
Misery- (leaves)
Beezis- Veatrice, be careful of her, okay?
Veatrice- What just happened?
Beezis- Oh...honey... (has talk about homosexualism)

(Meanwhile Outside)

Misery- I just lost my only friend, who turned out to be a backstabber. Now what? Is life worth living for?
-DMS warps in- ...
Misery- ...Dad?
DMS- I saw what happened... Dear, you shouldn't of done that. You should not of reacted so violently. I can understand your feelings....sort of. You're still young. You don't fully understand your feelings... I will explain. *Tells Misery about her homosexuality, how its not how girls usually do it, and that its not her fault*
Misery- You kept this from me for so long!? How could you!!
DMS- Dear, you were young. I waited untill you were older, untill you could understand. It was for the best, dear... Now, I'll have a talk with Beezis. Stay here.

Some time later...

Misery- *Waiting, scared*

DMS- *Walks out with Beezis* Come in, dear.
Misery- *Sheepishly walks in*
DMS- Well, Misery. What do you have to say?
Misery- ...I'm sorry, Beezis... It's just... the feelings I have...
Beezis- It's ok, Misery. I can understand..
Misery- You can't understand unless you are like me...
Beezis- .....
Misery- You don't mean...
Beezis- I do... *Blushes*
Misery- ...Oh, Beezis... *Both get into a deep kiss (THIS IS AS FAR AS IT WILL GO ON THIS PAGE, I PROMISE)*
DMS- Oh boy.
Veatrice- M-Mom??
DMS- Veatrice, I think we should step out...
Veatrice- Y...you can't be... serious...
DMS- Afraid so. She bred and had you to try and ignore those feelings. It clearly didn't work. Come on, I'll go get you an ice cream... *DMS and Veatrice go outside*
Veatrice- ...I swear, I WILL have my revenge on that... FREAK... for doing this to me...
DMS- Come on. Its not as bad as you think. Beezis still loves you...
Veatrice- *Doesn't seem to listen, and floats away with DMS as they go out and leave Beezis and Misery to themselves to do things that I can't list in this page.*

Continued at Heartbreak: An ACTION Story.

Grades for Kindergarten 1[]

Activity	Klory	Wit	Demon	Estival	Beezis	Squishy	Misery	Pathie	Bella
Ice Gym	A+	Excused	C-	A	Excused	B	B	A-	Not Present
Water Training	Excused	B+	A-	E	D- (She cheated!)	A-	A+	F (Made others fall into water)

Kindergarten 2[]

5 more pets can sign in this class.

Trouble (Poisonshot's Grey Fruit Vampire Plane)
Guest (Poisonshot's Brown-Red Smiley Plane)
Selfsort (Poisonshot's Yellow Meteor Spider)
Moon (Samuel17's Grey/White Roundhead Roller)
Marvin (HankGuideDude's Turquoise Triangle Zombie)
Eclarious (ZoshiX's Brown-Red Big Gel Merman)
Strift (Caagr98's Pink Smiley Gunned Walker)
Leerine (TFM's Rainbow Mint Sub-Marine)
Lavakins (TFM's Red Pointer Oyster)
Paula (TFM's Pink Roundhead Scorpion)
Miami (TFM's Green Club Tornado)
Homer (Poisonshot's Orange Hat Merman)
Trix (Gamelover101's Red Pointer UFO)
Mifa (Poisonshot's Brown Fire Gorgon) Note:His right arm is paralyzed and floppy due to no bones.
Rider (David7015's Brown Hat Stickman)
~~Flut (Jinho101's Blue/Orange Diamond Pixie)~~

Class Rules[]

If your pet does not show up for a class, they WILL get an F unless you send me a message.
It is not required that your pet participates- they just have to show up, and they will get at the least a C.
Do not try to kill another pet-I WILL PERSONALLY PINK-SLIP YOURS.
INAPPROPRIATE PETS WILL NOT BE TOLERATED.
PEOPLE MAY NOT IMPERSONATE AS OTHERS. AT ALL.

Class 1-Orientation[]

(Enter your pet's Speech yourself, Please translate within parentheses.)

Lazro: Well, Welcome to class, you...Four, is it? Anyways, Today, we will be introducing everybody and making sure everybody's all comfy. First and foremost, NO, YOU WILL NOT DIE IN KINDERGARTEN. That'd be ridiculous...Anyone there?

Guest:PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF(YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES)

Trouble:<French>J'ai faim.</French>(I'm hungry)

Selfsort: Here!

Lazro: Ahehe...Wow...What a reaction...No, where's Moon? She should be here...I guess I'll have to mark her down for truancy. Anyways, moving on, Lunch is next class. Maybe. Sorta. Kinda. I dunno.

Lazro: Well, well, well! A newcomer! Well, say hi to...Marvin, is it?

Marvin: *morse codes*. Translation: Hi.

LD: Are you sure nobody's going to die in Kindergarden?

Lazro: Of course I'm sure. Probably sure. Mostly sure. Kinda sure. Sorta sure. Quasi-Sure. Psudeo-Sure.

Lazro: I'm kidding, Of course! But just to be safe, I keep a hotline to the pet hospital.

LD: Aww, man. I'm getting paid to teach kids how to shoot arrows and I can't even demonstrate how to hit a Green Smiley Walker.

Lazro: Oh, I mean the kids, they won't get hurt. People farm GSWs for food, what's wrong with shooting one...

Marvin: *morse codes again* Translation: Please don't let me end up being martian food all of a sudden (did I really came from mars?)

HankGuideDude: Since Marvin can't really speak, he became handy to use Morse Code (which it took us hours to teach this language)

Lazro: Well, class is drawing to a close. I'll just post your grades on your talk pages...

Bell: BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRINGGG!

Lazro: Okay guys, see you tomorrow! Have a nice day!

Class 2-Archery[]

Lazro: Okay class, just wait until our special guest arrives...

LD: Hello, class! Today I am here to cram some info about archery before time is up. Everyone pick up your bow.

Marvin: *picks up the bow very nervously*

LD: Oh, yes. If you prefer guns, you may see DMS's battle class later. For now, just pick up your bow and strattle the line. Keep your shoulders apart and convince yourself that those Green Smiley Walkers in front of you are Kuipter's disciples. Or you could picture them as SR123 or Speddos. Anyway, get angry at these folks! Rage will help your aim! Just look at Gamzee!

Homer: Hellos!

Poisonshot: Homer just adds an 's' at the end of every word.

Lazro: *Sips Iced tea*

LD: Come on, Marvin! Get AGNREH! RAAAEEEEEGGGG!

Lazro: *Chuckles*

Sam17: OMG come on Moon... you didn't go to school yesterday... take a bow. ARRRRRRR RAEG FACE!

Moon: Okay. Why do you don't like the famous raeg face?

Sam17: Because its ugly. -_-

Moon: Oh... *talks French for fun*: je ne le savais pas.

Sam17: Great French ;)

Trouble: Je conprens quant tu parle comme-ça, Moon.

Lazro: Oh, forgot to tell ya, Shooting arrows will be added to your pet's moves(Move stats same as Bow with Sniper.)

Homer: Eclariouss, yous wants tos bes friends withs mes?

LD: ERM. Okay, tilt your body and hold your bows horizontally facing the GSW.

Marvin: *collects raeg and shoots the bow at a single green smiley walker, as it pierced through its skull*

Homer takes his bow and shoots the Castle Boss.

Byser: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! BROTHER!

LD: Oh, relax. We're in the LDZX Pet School, which is MUCH farther away from the Castle. Everyone who has not already fired gets points for following directions. Pull back on the string and fire the arrow that has a smiley face painted on it.

LD: Hang on a moment, I dropped my arrow...

Lazro: ._.'

LD: Okay. Whoever fired this five-feathered arrow at DMS gets a special surprise. Who did it?

Eclarious: B-but it was an accident! The arrow flew through a window! ...What's the surprise?

LD: Hmm... Go to DMS and apologize. Anyway, how did you guys do on your target hitting?

Lazro: *Straightens Glasses* Ahem...I saw how you were kicked from the battle room.

Lazro: ...

Lazro: It's not like DMS to act like that...

LD: YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING.

Lazro: ...Oooookaaaaayyy...

Lazro: *Runs fingers through hair*

Lazro: *Sigh*

Lazro: Oh well. Class is drawing to a close. I'll post your grades...When I feel better...

Lazro: *Coughs*

-Lazro gets hit with a shoe-

DMS- *Hides shoe box* >.> <.< *Warps away*

~IN THE FUTURE~

Lazro: I am happy to present you with your diplomas! First up is- *GASP* GAAAAAAHHHHHH *THUD*

Lazro: *Face turns pale, lips go blue*

Lazro: *Gasp* Someone-*Gasp*-Call-*Gasp*a hospital...ANY HOSPITAL...*Goes unconscious*

Lazro: GAH!*Wakes up on desk**Pant*

Lazro: Whew...heh...only a dream...

DMS: *Slowly rises up to his left*

Lazro: *Turns Quickly*

DMS- HEY LAZRO!!! *Lazro flies out of the chair*

Lazro: YAAAAH!!! *WALLOPS WITH FEAR NO ANVIL*

DMS: *Hammer bounces off DMS's head like plastic to metal*.....Hi. HEHEHEHE!!! (Runs off)

Lazro: ...Did that even hurt him??

LD: Nope. DMS is even stronger then Cans.

Lazro: That guy who can clock others into another calendar?

LD: Yup.

Lazro: Yeesh.

Bell: BEEP BEEP THIS IS AN OBNOXIOUS ALARM BEEP!

LD: Gah. I knew using my alarm clock as the school alarm was a bad idea.

LD: Bye kids! Onto your next class!

Class 3-Medical Training[]

Lazro: Hi, kids!

Lazro: Kids?

Lazro: Helloooooo?

Trix: What? What do you want?

Lazro: Oh, good, someone's here.

Lazro: Today we will be learning basic healing strategies to...well..keep alive.

Trix: *Sarcastic* Hooray, we get to learn! What do we do first?

Lazro: Ok, so first we learn CPR, although I suppose it'll be irrelevant if a pet doesn't have a heart...

Trouble: I want to eat. *Eats a pet's heart*

Marvin: *Has a mortified look on his face, but then returns to normal*

Marvin: *blinking* (Do aliens have hearts? If so, do they look like a human fist?)

DMS: CAAAAMEOOOOO.

Lazro: Trouble, You know the rules.

Lazro: Do not try to kill another pet-I WILL PERSONALLY PINK-SLIP YOURS.

Trix: CPR? What's that supposed to mean? Crazy People Rescuing? *Rolleyes*

Lazro: It means "Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation".

Trix: *Sarcastic again* Ooh, I can't wait! What's it for, to rescue people who gets bored to death at school?

Lazro: You know what happened to Bruidic. Don't let it happen to you. This is a warning.

Trix: Who's Bruidic? Was that a threat? :o

Lazro: With one word, I could bring your demise.

Trix: ...

Trix: *Nervous* So, how do we do CPR?

Lazro: To help us, I've downloaded a program onto each of your Pet-Top JR!!!:)s, we will be using these to learn today. *Wheels out laptop cart*

Lazro: *passes out laptops*

Lazro: Now turn on your Pet-Top JR!!!:)s, then put on the control-band Ultra!1!:))) and use your Mind300011!:))))))) to click on the Heart Icon 1000000000000000000!!!!!!!!!111!!one!:)))))))))))))))))))))).

Lazro: In other words, turn on your laptops, put on the controller headband, then use your mind to click on the heart icon.

Trix: Headband? Those things make my head ache like crazy! It's a good thing I have integrated mechanical technology thingamajigs... I can use it without one...

Trix: *clicks Heart Icon*

Computer voice: Loading lesson, please wait......

<nowiki*</nowiki> Tinny music *

Computer: WELCOME TO FIRST AID FOR KIDS!!!:))) ver.0.0.1 free license

Lazro: *2X FACEPALM COMBO*

Lazro: THIS IS THE SOFTWARE THE SCHOOL GIVES ME?!?!?!

Lazro: *Mutters to self* *Takes deep breath*

Lazro: ...Anyways.

Lazro: Now, click on the level 2 button. Level one has the intro, and we don't want that, do we...

Trix: Okay... *clicks button*

Computer Voice: Hello! Lesson 2: CPR. To CPR be correctly done, one must be careful or patient can die. CPR stands for Cardiopulmonary resuscitation and should be used for patient suffered Cardiac arr---

Computer screen: Your trial period has expired. Please buy this software to continue using it. Thank you for using First Aid For Kids 0.0.1.

Trix: *laughs*

Marvin: *boggles vacantly about the messed-up AI known as a computer*

Lazro: Wait one moment...

Lazro: *Hacks software*

H4xzr0: Th3r3. D0n3.

* Music plays again *

Lazro: ...That was easy. Word was harder than that.

Mifa: Do we learn to make grafts?

Trix: Wut? o-O

Lazro: ...That's for the adult version. It has...well...

Lazro: "Red Liquids."

Trix: Like what? Fruit punch? XD

Lazro: Er...Well...No.

Lazro: Anyways, just click on lesson 2, blah, blah, blah...

Trix: *Clicks lesson 1*

Trix: Blooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood! You know you want it! >:P

Computer: *BLEU SCREAM OF DEATH*

Computer: Windoze haz encounturd a fatel errur. Plz Restartz teh computor. :)

Lazro: *Snatches Laptop*

Lazro: *Reprograms Computer*

Lazro: *Inserts H4x0r Disk*

Lazro: *Puts computer back*

Computer: *BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH*

Computer: Windows has encountered a fatal error. Please restart your computer.

Lazro: Good Gog...

LAZRAEG: *SMASHES COMPUTER SCREEN*

Computer: *BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH*

Computer: Windows has encountered a fatal error. Please restart your computer.

Trix: Haha! You know Lazzy, this computer is teaching better than you are. At least it tried to give us a lesson! All you did was hack and destroy the computer! SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME! XD

Lazro: ...

Lazro: *Clears throat*

Lazro: *Sheepishly* Well, now...Er...

Lazro: It's just that these laptops are about 10-12 years old, it's frustrating working on them, let alone teaching on them...

Lazro: That's why my hackdisk comes in handy: It makes the computers run faster and better.

Lazro: *Ejects disk*

Lazro: *Takes own computer screen off desk, places it on Trix's desk, plugs it in, restarts computer*

Lazro: Now, just change the settings... *Changes settings*

Lazro: Ok, an un-hacked computer. Now are you happy?

Trix: *Sighs* Look, if you want me to fix the computer, just ask. I'm an absolute PRO at this stuff...

Lazro: Ah, yes, due to the fact that you're a UFO and...stuff...

Lazro: *clears throat*

Lazro: Well, carry on. *Steps back*

Trix: *Flies over to laptop* Let's see, delete unneeded files... Run the disk cleanup... Oh my, GIGS of trash! Delete! No wonder this thing is so slow......

-a minute of tinkering later-

Trix: There! Now just reboot and it will be just like new!

Lazro: ...

Lazro: Wow.

Lazro: That's all I have to say.

Trix: Oh, look, the class is almost over! Finally!!!

Lazro: ...It is? Oh, and speaking about class, Trix, I'd like to see you after class, just you and me, Ok?...

Trix: Whatever...

Lazro: Anyways, Just watch the training video and do the activities on level 2, and when you're done, close the laptops and hand them to... well... I honestly don't know, hand them to me for now...

Trix: Whatever......

~~LATER~~

Lazro: Ok, kids! Have a nice day!

Lazro: Oh yes, Trix, come here.

Trix: *Annoyed* What do you want?

Lazro: I'd like to commend you.

Lazro: Before you ask what that is, I'll tell you-I'm going to recommend your going to JR Secondary right away.

Lazro: You're a smart kid, and I want you to live up to your full potential. You don't have to go if you don't have to, but I say that you would like it more with kids of your level.

Lazro: So, what do you say?

Trix: *Stares* Uh...

Trix: Sure?...

Lazro: Okay.

Lazro: I'll sign you up right away, for next class in Jr. Secondary.

Lazro: *GASP*

Lazro: OMIGOSH! ER, UM, TRIX, STAY RIGHT HERE.

Lazro: *Runs out of room*

Lazro: LUDICRINE!!! WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!...

Trix: O.......k.......?

Lazro: *Bursts back in room*

Lazro: HE'S NOT THERE.

Trix: Wut?...

Lazro: Nevermind, He's here, Come to Ludicrine's class with me...

Trix: Sure?...

Class 4-Pet Training[]

P.A. SYSTEM: ATTENTION. *SQUEEEAAAKKKKK* IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SKIP THIS *SQUEEEEEEEeeEEEeeEEEEeeEEEKK* CLASS, PLEASE HAVE YOUR OWNER COME AND PICK YOU UP. THANK *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEeeEEEeeeEEEEeeeEEEEeeeeeEeeeeeeEEeeEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKkkkkkKKKKkkkKKKKKKKK* YOU. :)

*A figure walks into the room*

Gamelover101: Hello ther' kids. 'Sup?

Lazro's PC: ERROR. FORMAT OF SPEECH OF SUBJECT "gamelover101" NOT COMPATIBLE WITH PREVIOUS TIMELINE(S).

Lazro: *Quickly hacks digital clock*

PC: Timeline conflict resolved.

Gamelover101: Lolwut?

Gamelover101: Anyways, hi kids. Welcome to my class!

(No reply)

Gamelover101: Hellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Gosh, where is everyone?

Marvin: *Is acting a bit hyper at this time*

Strift's chair: *CRASH*

Strift: I'm here, under the (now broken) chair. I just pointed at it with my gun, and suddenly it broke! Sorry!

Gamelover101: Oh gog, just be careful with your gun. You don't want to hurt anyone here.

Gamelover101: *Looks around* Hey, what's Marvin doing?

Marvin: *States that he has been in the sun too long, thus feel energetic ~~like power-thirst~~*

Strift: Which one should I be careful with? You said my gun, not my guns.

Gamelover101: All of them. Please, don't shoot!

Gamelover101: In the sun too long? *Walks over to Marvin* Oh no, sunstroke! Quick, get him into water! Oh my...

Strift: I have a water gun here, but you didn't want me to use my guns. At least it's not my fault.

Gamelover101: *Bites lip*

Gamelover101: Fine! Strift, use it!!!

P.A. SYSTEM: CODE LIGHT GREY! WARNING! WARNING! CODE LIGHT GREY! TORTURE MECHANISM IS BEING USED IN THE SCHOOL! EVACUATE THE BUILDING IMMEDIATELY! I REPEAT, EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY!

Gamelover101: *Stares* Um, uh, don't worry kids! Don't panic, follow me! Don't panic! Uh, careful with Marvin! Um, oh...

-This mini story is continued here-

Special class-Field Day Class cancelled due to inactivity.[]

~~Lazro: Ok, kids, since I've been away for a while saving the Fan-Ball univer-moo. wut, too random?~~

~~Lazro: ...Yeah. That happens.~~

~~Lazro: Anyways, so today will be a fun, competition day.~~

Lazro: *Hands out list of events, rules*

~~List:~~

~~Racing- The fastest pet wins (1 pt.)~~
~~Long Jump (Exclude Flying, Swimming pets)-The pet that jumps longer wins (2 pts.)~~
~~Deep Pit (Exclude Walking, Swimming pets)-The pet that flies out of a pit faster wins (2 pts.)~~
~~Deep Dive (Exclude Walking, Flying pets)-The deeper dive wins (2 pts.)~~
~~Triathlon- Pets are split up into teams, then perform a triathlon (3 pts.)~~

~~Rules:~~

~~NO CHEATING.~~
~~Don't deny the results-YOU LOST, SO FACE IT.~~
~~Eating chickens is not allowed. Whoops, how did that get there?...~~
~~YOU MUST PUT ANY BUNNIES YOU SEE BACK INTO THEIR BOXES.~~

~~Lazro: Ok, so here we go on a fun day! Ok, Let's have our first event!~~

~~RACING-~~

~~Lazro: READY...SET...GO!!!!1!!!one!~~

~~D7015: *Throws potato at the finish line.* This doesn't count as cheating, does it?~~

~~Rider: Ooh, potato! Races REALLY fast towards the finish line.~~

Class #WHATEVERAR MOO.-Self-defense[]

Lazro: BLARGBLARGBLARGBLARG BLUHBLUHBLUH. Hello empty chair.

Empty chair: Hello.

Talk Scene: Gamelover101 and Trix[]

Before Trix went to school:

One normal morning, gamelover101 walks over to his Dan-Ball base Pet Playground, looking for his Red Pointer UFO. He quickly finds her flying in the sky with her parents.*
Gamelover (GL)- C'mon Trix, I got a surprise for you!
Trix- Huh?
GL- Guess what?
Trix- *impatient* What?
GL- I just enrolled you in Pet School!
Trix- ...
GL- Come on! You're supposed to be happy! You'll learn, you'll make friends, you'll have loads of fun!
Trix- ......
Winxor (Beside them)- Don't worry, she's probably so excited she can't speak...
Trix- And just why, did you think that was a good idea?
GL- Well, um, uh, oh look, class starts in 15! Better hurry!
Trix- Why did you do it?
GL- *clears throat* Well, I thought I'd be a good experience for you. You know, everything...
Trix- Fine. I'll go, but I won't like it.
GL- But why not?
Trix had already zoomed away to school. Gamelover gulped, unsure what was going to happen next...

Secondary 1

This class is for pets who are older or of higher intelligence than that of Kindergartens 1 and 2. ■Bear (Happyman's Brown Smley Stickman) ■Danger (King Oskar Red Fairy Walker) ■Gohoo (Poisonshot Gold Box Tumbler) ■Digug (Lazro Grey Cyclops Drill) (He's getting impatient-What do we do here, exactly?) ■MellyIV (ZoshiX Orange Cap Alien) ■Soaked (David7015's Blue Vampire Dragon)

Talk Scene: Lazro and Digug

Lazro: Welcome home! What did you do today?

Digug: *Yawns* Just the usual.

Lazro: *Apprehensively*...What's the usual?

Digug: We sat.

Lazro: WHAT?!?!?!?

Digug: Oh yeah, we ate lunch, too.

LAZRAGE: WHAT THE !@#$% IS THIS?!?!?

LAZRAGE: I'M !@#$%ING PAYING FOR YOU TO GET EDUCATED, AND ALL YOU DO IS SIT IN !@#$%ING CHAIRS!?!?!?!?!?

LAZRAEG:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Digug: Dad. Whoa. Seriously. WHOA.

Narrator: But LAZRAEG had already left to bash down the doors of Poisonshot's talk page, and Digug was left staring at a pile of rubble that used to be their house...

Poisonshot: Sorry. There aren't enough pets.

Chester: *Punches Digug* *Turns to Theself form:*

Lazro: NO! DIGUG!

ULTRAMITELAZRAEG: FEEEAAAAARRRRR NOOOOOOOO ANNNNNNVVVVIIIIILLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

ULTRAMITELAZRAEG: *SLAMS CHESTER INTO GROUND*

Chester: PAUUUUUNCCCHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Raegshot: GET OUT LAZRO! OR I WILL CALL THE POLICE.

LAZRAEG:Who let you into our Talk Scene, anyways?

DMS: Wow, is that all the raeg you got? COME AT ME BRO!!!

ULTRAMITELAZRAEG: AAAAAAAAAA- (Punches as hard as he can)

-Hand smashes DMS's face. After smoke clears, he still has his original composure-

DMS- Weak. LOL! (Warps away)

Lazro: (Returns to normal) GOOD GAWD HOW STRONG IS HE!?!

LD: No one knows.

Lazro: ......

Lazro: *Takes breath* *Runs off with it*

LD: Wait, WHAT happened here? *Calls police*

LD: Yes... invasion of home and brutal fight scene. No. Extra cheese, no peppers.

Level 1[]

Sign Up[]

Any pet intending to join before the Social Studies curriculum will have to repeat the class next session. Any pet intending to join after this is not allowed to do so.

Class Requirements

No Previous Education Requirements

Students Enrolled[]

Impregné
Dificet
Bidato
Leefra
Debithorn
Solaria
Corona
Overclam
Transcience

Attendance/Curriculum[]

Subjects:

Common
Math
History
Science
Health
Physical Education
Art
Music
Technology
Environmental Education

Name	Attendance	Common	Math	History	Science	Health	Phys. Ed.	Art	Music	Tech. Ed.	Env. Ed.	Notes	Final Grade
Impregné
Dificet
Bidato
Leefra
Debithorn
Solaria
Corona
Overclam
Transcience

Common[]

Ludicrine: *Ahem* HELLO CHILDREN.

Poisonshot: Hi! I have my pets with me.

Overclam and Impregné: Hello. Could you try to be a bit more nice?

Debithorn, Dificet and Leefra: Yeah, they are right!

Ludicrine: WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

Corona: *Confused look*

Ludicrine: ADSFGSHVTDGCTHFDGHV-

Speddos wearing an LD mask was then brutally murdered by .

ESTMcMotRs,b/.: VXX ILAANJ?

Overclam: Now that is the real LD...

Ludicrine: Hi. You feel good.^[sic] How the Jupiter Series is going? It's was made by me.

Overclam: You are obviously SR123. *Kills SR123*.

Realvelian walks in and slaps IRLudicrine upside the head.

IRLudicrine: SDAFSFSD WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!

Realvelian: You were talking like Poisonshiot.

IRLudicrine: (reads what he wrote before) GOGBEAVERDIBBIT POISONSHOT DO NOT WRITE FOR ME.

Personshot: Why? Admins make no empathie!

Corona: Umm...

BEK2STROYEH;3;3;3;

Revelian punches Poisonshot through the wall. He gets eaten by .

Solaria: Ugh, dad, stop!

Revelian: I AIN'T YO DADDY.

Solaria: You LOOK like my dad...

Revelian: Your dad is based off of me! And you're based off my child! That's the point. DINGAUGHGHGH.

Solaria: ... Oh.

Revelian teleports himself out.

Ludicrine: CAN WE SERIOUSLY GET BACK TO CLASS?

Lazro walks in, with a notepad and a ridiculously expensive pen.

Lazro: Hey, Luds, do you prefer Veggie pizza or Pepperoni? Something else? Maybe a DERPco EMERGY BER?

Ludicrine: Oh Gog. You didn't say "DERP", did you?

Lazro: Why?

Suddenly, Bronon bursts into the room.

Bronon: DERPY HOOVES OLOLOLOL

He disappearafies.

Lazro: ... Oh.

Bruidic busts through the door.

Bruidic: Where the are my glasses? Wait, what the is- WHAT?

Ludicrine: The BEAR censor system. Installed it at the school. You likey?

Bruidic: WHAT THE IS THIS EVEN- GAAAAH!!!

Ludicrine: Isn't it obvious? It's A BEAR JOKE!

Bruidic: I have such a stupid life... *Leaves*

Ludicrine: Mmhm so yeah HEY I'm Professor DeCurro.

Overclam: What are you professor of?

Ludicrine: Oh, you know. A little of this, a little of that. Art, music, all sorts of sciences, teacher...ship, smithing, assassination, bodyguarding, parenting. And stock market.

Overclam: Wait, WHAT??!?!?

Leefra: Yeah! A professor of parenting? What's up with that?

Overclam: Not that! You have a degree in assassination?

Ludicrine: Alright, alright. Settle down now. First off, I think we should introduce ourselves. Going down the list, himbadimbadimba... bubble. Okay, Impregne.

Impregné: It's "Impregné". Not "Impregne".

Lazro crashes through the picture window, with a sticky-note and a cheap mechanical pencil.

Lazro: Hey, Luds, do you prefer Cheeseburgers or McDepleted Nuclear Fuel Rods? Sorry, only things I could get...

Revelian speaks through the intercom.

Realvelian?: LAZRO, FOR GOD'S SAKE, GET OUT AND STOP SCREWING THE STORY UP.

Revelian appears and punches Lazro through the nearest wall.

Revelian: BLARGH.

Revelian teleports off.

Ludicrine: I would've liked a cheeseburger...

Impregné: *Ahem*

Ludicrine: Right! Introducing! Yeah. Name, job or hobby, and why you wanted to come to school.

Jr. Secondary[]

Welcome to Jr. Secondary! This class is for pets who have graduated Kindergarten 1 or 2 but still need one more semester of training before moving onto Secondary 1. These classes are also for book smart Kindergartners who do not understand certain basic concepts, i. e. how to use a pencil. If students choose to loop, or stay for two years, they will be given a scholarship to Secondary 2.

Students[]

Lita Ludicrine's Green Hex Submarine
Rayne Ludicrine's Green Hex Walker
Bruidic Ludicrine's Black Bomb Stickman
Eclarious ZoshiX's Red Big Gel Merman
Jeopardy Poisonshot's Yellow Onigiri Roller
Boxill Warwood's Fossil Grey Box Tree
Roundill Warwood's Fossil Yellow Roundhead Spider
Bleedot ZoshiX's Tan Hugeface Robot
Azuria ZoshiX's Indigo Big Diamond Satellite
Fuzzy Poisonshot's Purple Eye Bacteria
Mischely Poisonshot's Blue Sun Mutated Oyster
Youngsnow Poisonshot's White Roundhead Walker
Swimfree Poisonshot's Blue Baloon Butterfly
Rage Poisonshot's Orange Trepezoid Plane

Classes[]

Orientation (Ludicrine)
Archery (Ludicrine)
Art (ZoshiX)
History (Poisonshot)
Physical Fitness (Gamelover101/Squato)

Orientation[]

LD- Hello, class!

Lita- Hi, daddy!

Rayne- Hi, dad.

Bruidic does not respond. He kicks the desk in front of him (Rayne) so that his seat tilts back. He then begins talking to Lita.

Bruidic- Sup.

Rayne does not like the fact that Bruidic is talking to his sister.

Jeopardy: My dad is now scary. :(

Roundill is searching for sand.

LD- Er... okay. Welcome to orientatio-BRUIDIC STOP THAT. Okay. How about we introduce ourselves? I'm your teacher. I teach archery and stuff. You go next, Jeopardy.

Jeopardy: I'm Jeopardy?

Bruidic: No one cares.

LD: BRUIDIC, DON'T MAKE ME GET MY ASSISTANT IN HERE.

Bruidic: Do it, b/tch.

LD: Nice knowing you. DMS!!!

DMS: (warps in) Wut?

LD- (Points to Bruidic)

DMS: Gotcha. (Grabs Bruidic and warps off)

LD: ANYWAYS... Back to the introductions. Jeopardy, tell us what you like to do.

Bleedot randomly launches from his seat and begins to dance.

LD: Er... you are...?

Bleedot: Oh! Sorry. Is random dancing against the rules? I'm Bleedot, Hello!

LD: Well, hello! Everyone, this is Bleedot. He randomly dances. Jeopardy, take some time to think about what you like to do.

LD points to Azuria.

LD: And who are you?

Azuria: I'm Azuria. You probably know my sister, Beezis. My family has problems. "sigh" But I guess this is alright.

Eclarious: Oh! So now because your dad raped my mom means I have PROBLEMS? Sheesh.

LD: Alright, alright, break it up, or I'll call my dim-witted creation.

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch.: VXX ULAANJ?

LD: I DID NOT CALL. Go back to your refrigerator.

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch. goes back to his refrigerator and eats a hobo.

LD: See kids, THIS is why we DO NOT use Cryogenesis...

Bleedot: So...What kind of classes will we be taking?

Roundill: Sand Searching!

Roundill starts to collect sand from LD's boot.

Boxill wakes up.

Boxill: zzzZZZ... Oh?? huh??? Oooh... Sorry, i was sleeping :P

Roundill: ... Well, I am Roundill and i don't know what i like.

Azuria: Are you sure you don't like sand?

Eclarious: Have I introduced myself? I am Eclarious. I like water sports.

Roundill: No, I like collecting sand for my sandball, but i cant find my ball so i start over.

LD: No, there will be no sand-searching. We will have Art, Archery, History, and possibly more.

Roundill: Awwww... Why do i have to learn history? I am History.

LD: Don't say that about yourself! Besides, you'll probably do really well on the class and you could fill us in on some details you may have witnessed.

Lazro: *Pops head in through window*

Lazro: Hi, have you seen my C0mp13t31y 4w35om3 H4x0r d15k?

Lazro: Oh, there it is on Brudic's desk, thanx!!!!!11!!!11!!!11!!!!!!1!!!!one!:))))

H4xr0: 0h, 4nd 0n3 m04r th1ng, why n07 d0 hi5t0ry 0f 54nd? (Oh, and one more thing, why not do history of sand?)

Mischely:My Turn:Do not make me make a fight with me as I use my secret ability if you dont want be throttle by me!

LD: Uh... I don't think that we have any problems with fighting here...

Rayne: Dad, how come you aren't teaching all of the classes?

LD: I'm going to be out at River 2 and 3 doing some bargaining with... someone. How about you introduce yourself now?

Rayne: I'm Rayne, and... uh... Ludicrine isn't my dad.

LD: Well... it's a fact. I'm still your family guardian, though.

Lita: Hey! I was supposed to say that!

LD: How about you go next, then?

Lita: Hi! I'm Lita. I'm from a royal family!

LD whispers something into Lita's ear.

Lita: Oh... okay.

LD: Okay then. Who's next? Or did I get everyone... oh! Jeopardy, back to you.

Jeopardy:Hi i'm jeopardy.Sorry for sourd when I eat, it's my liver graft.*roll back*

Poisonshot:Jeopardy is going be adult.Tomorrow a liver graft remplacement will be do!

Jeopardy:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*Roll back*

LD: Alright. Fuzzy, go introduce yourself to the class. I need to leave!

LD runs out the door.

Boxill: Who's Fuzzy? I know i am Boxill that likes to help my dad... euhh reviver...

Lazro: *Bursts through door*

Lazro: *Looks around hurriedly*

Lazro: *Runs back into hallway*

Lazro: LUDICRINE! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTT...

Poisonshot: Sorry. Fuzzy can introduce himself now, but he's in a hurry for something.

Fuzzy: Hi! I'm Fuzzy. I'm very jumpy. I am a Purple Eye Bacteria!

Jeopardy:AHHH! BACTERIA!

Poisonshot: Jeopardy, time to get your graft replacement!

Jeopardy: *%#?*%#*(%

-All of a sudden, Hearts Boxcars busts through the wall. He and Bleedot start dancing like no one's f/cking business.-

Archery[]

LD: Sorry I'm late, guys. Had to deal with a certain Demon-Turtle combo... anyway, if any of you need a break, you can rest on that couch. But this isn't very tiring.

Rayne: What's that thing?

LD: Exactly what it says. Blue fluid.

Rayne: Erm... but what is it?

LD: The school says I have to label all liquids, so I labelled it "blue fluid". It doesn't matter what it is.

Rayne: ...I don't understand how drinking... that... is a problem.

LD: It's a disgrace to my species. We're not supposed to drink blue stuff.

Lita: Can we just start already?

LD: Fine.

Youngsnow: Hello, Mr. Ludi! What we do now? Oh, and Fuzzy told me to tell you he's on a very special date. You already know Jeopardy is in the hospital for replacing his graft!

Roundill: Start please!

Boxill: Yeah, start!

LD: Lift your bows and straddle the line in front of you. Turn your head toward the GSWs. Do. NOT. Shoot.

Roundill: Shoot?

LD: GOGBEAVERDAMNIT! NO!

Roundill shoots anyway.

LD: RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...

Lita: Daddy's angry...

LudicrousDemon (LD)

LD: AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! >.C

Lazro: *Walks in with Trix*

Lazro: Ludicrine, this is your guest, Trix.

LD: Oh, hi.

Lazro: I've commended Trix, so she can skip Kindergarten and go to JR. Secondary, if she likes it, she can go, with your consent, of course.

Lazro: ...Kids never change, do they?

LD: Eeh, okay. Trix, are you good at archery?

Boxill: F/CKD/MN, i cant get my bow off the ground.

DMS: -Picks up and smashes over head-

Boxill: G/D/MNITSOBPOSMFAFFF!!!!

DMS: Raeg. XD

LD: Watch it, you two. (Hides gratuitous amount of swords) I can't keep on stabbing every vowel of every curse you make. These swords are like, 100Uros a piece.

Boxill: What's a Uro?

LD: Uranium. Standard Serrangian currency. And as much as you like RAEG, DMS, don't encourage it from students.

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch.: VXX ULAANJ?

DMS: NO. Go back to your incubator.

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch.: JCRN BFNR. TVN! -Goes to incubator and eats fetus waste.

DMS: -_-'

Youngsnow: -Walks to DMS- Excuse me? Um... I have this strange feeling for Misery... and I'm not sure how to bring it up...

DMS: Tough Skittles. She's a lesbian.

Youngsnow: But I drank a growth potion! Poisonshot told me I was large enough for her now!

LD: POISONSHOT SAID WHAT AND YOU DRANK WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?

DMS: Wow. 2X FACEPALM COMBO!! -Kicks Youngsnow into a hole in the wall. He lands next to Bruidic, who is chained to a wall-

Youngsnow: Who are you? Why are you here??

Bruidic: Listen man... You've gotta get me out of here before IT gets back!!

Youngsnow: It? Who is It?

Bruidic: -Gulps-

Ao Oni: MISS ME? OH LOOK. WE'VE GOT ANOTHER GUEST. JOY!

Bruidic/Youngsnow: AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

-Back outside the wall-

Trix: What do we do here?

LD: You shoot stuff.

Trix: -.-

LD: Anyways... Ignore the screams coming from the wall. That's just.... the wall people.

Trix: What's going on there, anyways?

LD: Torture for the bad kids.

Trix: Lolwut?

LD: Want to find out?

Trix: No?...

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch: V-

LD: NO. FOR THE LAST F/CKING TIME NO. LEAVE ME ALONE. DMS!!

DMS: Gotcha. (Kicks ESTMRS,B through the floor. He lands in a garden sprinkler in Hell.)

LD: Urg. Thanks. -_"

DMS: -Turns into a TF2 Spy- What did they expect? HAHAHAH!! (Vanishes)

LD: Wtfwut. o_"

Aradia: AA: l00k i can make it happy ou"

LD: ...

Aradia: AA: it l00ks silly i kn0w...

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch: VXX ULANNJ?

LD: How the hell did you... UGH. >.(

Trix: Kewl, a bow. *picks up one*

Trix: Awesome! What do we shoot? You? :p

LD: ...YES. SHOOT THAT WEIRD FREAK.

-ESTMRS,B gets pounded with arrows. He walks calmly out of the room and eats Lazro's h4x0r disk.-

Lazro: D/MN/T!

LD: *Hides swords*

Trix: *chuckles* Heck, that disk was no good anyways. All it did was crash computers.

Lazro: No, I once hacked the Pentagon with that, and anyways, I have copies.

Lazro: *Quickly DDoS's LD User page*

H4xr0: m3h.

Lazro's Computer: Error. Access Denied to page 'User:Ludicrine'.

XirtGirl2300: 0WN3D. WH0'5 73H H4X0R N0W???

Trix: *Ahem* Just an example of what I can do. /:)

Lazro: *Glares* Well, there are some things I can hack with a screwdriver, stamps, packing tape, and cardboard boxes.

Lazro: *Takes out Screwdriver*

Lazro: *DISMANTLES TRIX'S COMPUTER*

Lazro: No, Wait, I have a better idea...

Lazro: *OPENS HARD DRIVE*

LAZRO: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

LD: Does something with a stick of gum to Lazro's cell phone

LD: *Calls Lazro* You have all of the phone numbers. All of them, whether you like it or not. See, I learned to h@X from watching The Core! .D

Poisonshot:WHO HAS MAKED THAT TO YOUNGSNOW?YOUNGSNOW IS CREATED VIA CRYOCREATION!I have also a new pet for you:Swimfree!

-- ButterflyFish [BF] began communing with arachnidsGrip [AG]
--

BF: <(Hi Vrisk^!)>
AG: Hey! That was very rude. You don't just 8utt into convers8ions like that!
AG: That's our job, remember? :::;)

-- LudicrousDemon [LD] joined the conversation.
--

LD: There will be no Pestering in this class, Swimfree.
BF: <(Aww, m^n...)>
BF: <(Vrisk^! Quick! Wh^t's Erid^n's Trolli^n t^g?)>
AG: Which Eridan? The pet or the troll?
LD: Swimfree. Off. Now. >.C
AG: You're no fun.
LD: Just remember who has higher authority than you, Serket.
AG: Just remem8er who manipul8ed The Mistress to cutting out your eye >:::;)

LD: You're translator's having a field day, PS. Anyway, it seems that Swimfree has an... attachment... to his laptop. Could you make sure he doesn't do that during class?

The following is a scene that corresponds with The Cravolca Files. It is continued at this page.

Lazro: Hey! Thanks, LD!

-- leetRobotics [LR] started speaking to leetRobotics [LR] 
--

LR: Hai me. I is chatting I. :)

Trix: Idiot. You can't dismantle me. Nobody can!

Trix: AND CAN WE PLEASE GET GOING WITH THE CLASS?!

Trix: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG! *fires 6 consecutive heat attacks*

Lazro: ...Trix, I revoke your commendation.

Lazro: I will be speaking with your owner, Gamelover101, in a parent-teacher conference after Code Olive is over.

Lazro: *walks out of classroom, sighing*

Lazro: A teacher's work is never done...

Trix: Wait! *storms out of room*

Trix: OK you know what, I'll tell you the truth.

Trix: I have a condition with my alcohol sac. When I was born, my owner checked me and found out this serious trouble that cause my heat attacks to go crazy. I CAN'T HELP IT!

Bleedot: Are you going to teach us how to shoot arrows or what?

Eclarious: Yea, seriously.

Azuria: C'mon! This whole thing is jank! Its been like four days and the bell hasn't even rung yet!

Lazro: *Sighs* It's not your fire. In fact, that could be a battle advantage. It's the fact that you seem to be...well...

Lazro: I can't find the word for it, but there's a certain quality of "readiness" that you have to have...

Lazro: Oh yes...

Lazro: It's called maturity.

Lazro: I know that sounded mean, but it's natural for pets your age.

Trix: No, I'm serious. My master told me about my condition, but he couldn't fix it. I nearly burnt his base down, and I think he's mad at me... I mean, he checked it himself, but he may be lying.

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegean Species, b/tch: VXX U-

Eclarious: FOR GOD'S SAKE GO AWAY!!! -falcon punches ESTMMRS,B into the next dimension, where is is tortured by terrible orange toaster people.

LD: *Pant* OKAY OKAY SHOOT SHOOT GO GO GO *Runs*

Lazro: I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR CONDITION.

Lazro: Sheesh.

Trix: .... -Starts to get burning urge-

Lazro: ...Trix, you ok..??

Trix: -Grinning devilishly-

Lazro: Oh lord.

Trix: -Fires heat attacks and burns down a part of the class-

Lazro: Oh crap!! DMS!!

DMS: -Warps in- Wut?

Lazro: -Points to Trix, who is lighting ESTMMRS,B on fire.

DMS: So? Its that thing.

Lazro: -2X Facepalm Combo!!- SHE'S BURNING DOWN THE ARCHERY CLASS.

DMS: Gotcha. (Grabs Trix and warps away)

Lazro: Oh dear... Go easy on her, DMS...

-In the torture room-

DMS: Ao!! We've got another one. This one's a pyro.

Ao Oni: HM. GOOD. MORE GUESTS TO PLAY WITH. HAHAHAHA!!!

Trix: W...What the heck are you?!

Ao Oni: AAHAHAHAHAHA!! YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, BRAT!!

Trix: -Gulps-

Bruidic: DMS! You crazy freak!! Get us out of here!!!

Trix: Wait, Bruidic?? Youngsnow?!

Youngsnow: He throws people he deems "bad" in here and has that blue thing torture us!!

Trix: You MONSTER!!

DMS: I WILL NOT tolerate indecent brats in my vicinity!! Ao Oni, proceed with your torture.

Ao Oni: WITH PLEASURE. MEHEHE.

DMS: Good... -Warps out-

Lazro: -Runs to DMS, in front of the Gym- Huff... Huff... DMS!!

DMS: What?

Lazro: -Phew- Ok... Trix... Isn't really... Bad....

DMS: What?!

Lazro: Its a misunderstanding. She can't control her fire...

DMS: So I will for her. Problem?

Lazro: DMS, She doesn't deserve the torture!

DMS: Hah. I know who does and doesn't deserve the torture.

Lazro: But she-

DMS: BUT NOTHING. She's LYING. I can tell. I can read people like her like books. KIDS BOOKS.

Lazro: ...She... wouldn't...

DMS: She would. And she did. And she's being punished. IF you want to try and save her, you've gotta talk to Ao Oni. Just a fair warning... He doesn't listen well. You might get into a fight with him. And you won't win that fight. I can assure you. Mehehe. He isn't as strong as me, but he isn't terrible, either. Good luck... Mehehe! -Warps away-

Lazro: DMS... you...

{C}-In DMS's Castle-

-- DeathIncarnate [DI] began communing with arachnidsGrip [AG]
--

DI: Hmph. You there?
AG: Nope. ::::)
DI: I'm shaking with laughter. Anyways, what's going on?
AG: Don't 8e mean! I was just messing with that idiot Ludicrine, that's all.
DI: Heh, that must be fun.
AG: Oh, it is. It's super-fun! ::::D

-Back at the school-

-Boxill takes finally the bow and shoots and hits Lazro IN THE LEG.-

Lazro: MY LEG!! BOXILL!!!

Boxill: Don't even say anything...

Eclarious: Nice shot. -_-

Lazro: *Realizes that the arrow is styrofoam, it was just moving quickly*

Lazro: Boxill, come out here, into the hall...

(Smacking noises, cries of pain)

Boxill: GDSOBPOSMFAHFFF

Rayne: Raeg. XD

Lita: Rayne NO!!

El Sock Tongue McMan of the Raegian Species, b/tch: VXX ULAANJ?

Eclarious: DAMNIT, HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE?!

LD: He's like that. And the only one who can get rid of him is DMS. But he's too busy talking to Spiderb/tch on PesterChat.

Lita: Why?

LD: Idk. It's none of my business. And if I talked about it, he'd be happy to throw me into the torture chamber.

-Back at DMS's Castle-

AG: So what are YOU doing? You didn't come here just to interrog8 me, did you?
DI: You don't know that. I could be. I couldn't be.
AG: Don't play mind games with me! That's MY jo8!
DI: But it's soooo fun! D:
AG: Too 8ad! Don't try it with me!! Y8ou think it's FUN to have to 8e to8rmented w8th it?!
DI: Well, you seem to be going into huge bitch mode, so I'll let you cool off. See you.
AG: Hey!! Rgh, you make me so mad sometimes!! Fine, 8e that way. But I'll get the last laugh! >::::)

-Both Sign Out-

-Swimfree is sitting in front of his laptop, bored. All of a sudden, a rock flies in and hits him in the head. There is a note attached to it. It says-

"Hey! Sorry a8out freaking Ludicrine kicking us out. Here's Eridan's Troll tag, caligusAquarium. See ya! ~AG"

-Swimfree looks to the window to see Vriska's SR form duck from a window.-

Hell on Earth[]

Trix: *dodges Ao Oni's attacks* What the! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! *flies around panicing*

Trix (to Ao Oni): You'll never get away with this! NEVER!

-A second later, Trix was gone.-

Ao Oni: HEY! WHERE'S MY VICTIM?

-Begins to search for her-

Ao Oni: Meheheh... The only way out is hidden. And it needs DNA authority to open. Mehehehe.

-Sees Trix smashing at a door wildly. An ominous breathing noise comes from behind.-

Trix: Huh?! -Turns around and sees nothing-

-Continues bashing on the door. The breathing noise happens again. Trix slowly turns around. She starts to scream, and as Ao Oni rushes her, her screams get even louder.-

-Trix was gone again, this time, not at a door, but miles and miles away-

-She had discovered her new ability: Teleporting...-

Ao Oni: BAAAAH! DMS!!

DMS: -Warps in- Yes?

Ao Oni: WE'VE GOT A FUCKING TELEPORTER.

DMS: Hmph. Fine. -Uses powers and causes her to warp right back in front of them. He then fires a ray that disables her teleport powers.-

Trix: GAAH!! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!!

Ao Oni: SILENCE! LET ME AT HER. DMS! I WANT PAYBACK!!

DMS: Silence. You'll get your payback soon enough. As for YOU... -Grabs and drags by her head back to torture room and throws her in a latch-chair- YOU will get the FINE TREATMENT in your torture. MehehaAHAHA!!

Trix: YOU'RE A FREAK! A FREAK!!

DMS: And you think anyone else will help you?! HAHAHA!!! They're all too scared of me to do anything! Ludicrine, ZoshiX, you name it!! HAAHAHAHAHAHA!! AO ONI! Make sure when you make her into a souless shell of a body!! HAAHAHAHA!!!!

Ao Oni: OH BOY!! THE SOUL RIPPER! MY FAVORITE!! HEHEAHAHA!!!

Trix: -Silently cries-

-This mini story goes on here.-

Back at Archery[]

-Roundill is Cleaning up the floor by Collecting sand-

Eclarious: Do you have just a natural obsession with sand or somehing?

Roundill: I want it for my sand ball.

Eclarious: What sand ball???

-Noises from the wall-

Lita: Wha...?

Rayne: It's that weird room that no one is allowed to go into...

Fuzzy: Yeah... What's in there anyways?

Eclarious: There's a keyhole... -Looks inside-

--

Eclarious: WHAT THE FUCK?! SHIT!!

Rayne: What did you see??

Eclarious: This weird... black eye...

Lita: What's IN THERE??

LD: GET AWAY FROM THAT DOOR.

Lita: But what's in-

LD: I SAID GET AWAY!

Rayne: Dad... Sorta... What is in that door. We want to know. We hear screaming coming from inside, and Eclarious saw this weird monster looking at him through the door!!

LD: Kids... you don't want to know...

Eclarious: Yes we do!! What's happened to you?! You aren't nearly as lively as you were before!!

LD: ..... Fine... Follow me, and DO. NOT. GET. SEPERATED. -Opens the door-

Not-So-Threatening Demon and More References[]

Roundill: Weird class...

Roundill goes outside and collects sand from the sandbox.

Roundill walks out to the Playground and stares at the figure near the sandbox.

Roundill: Oh my...

Squato: HELLO. YOU WANT SIT?

Roundill: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Roundill runs inside and goes into the Computer Lab and hides in the closet, which is really Ludicrine's secret room.

Squato: ME SHOULD SIGN UP FOR BEAUTY CLASS?

Roundill: What is this place?

-- arsenicCatnip [AC] began trolling LudicrousDemon [LD]
--

AC: :33 > *ac curls up behind ld in his shrine
LD: ./ > * LD suddenly regrets giving AC his chat tag
AC: :33 > *ac paws at ld's laptop and stares into his eyes
LD: wedfghjkl;
AC: >:??

Roundill: Hehehehe... wait... what is... AAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Roundill is startled by the poster behind him. File:SockPoster.PNG

Roundill: Phew. I thought that... oh, um... h-hello...

File:Sock1.PNG

Roundill: Do you need help finding your cage or OH GOG WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

File:SockCult.PNG

Roundill begins to panic as a cultee grabs him.

File:SockAnger.PNG

Roundill: AAAAAAAAH! SO YOU'RE AO ONI OH GOG PLEASE DON'T SACRIFICE ME

LD walks in.

File:SockWater.GIF

LD: Sock? Oh, there you are. There's apparently some kind of monsters running around, so you can have their bodies. Anywa-Roundill? SOCK. WE DO NOT SACRIFICE STUDENTS. NO I DON'T CARE IF HE WANDERED OFF. BACK IN YOUR CAGE. And Mike, get a haircut.

Cultee (Mike?): Okay...

LD: Roundill, are you okay?

Roundill: I guess?

LD: I told you not to wander off! There's monsters here. DMS called them Ao Onis or something, and they're DANGEROUS. We need to stay together. Are you hurt?

Roundill: I got scared by a big blue monster and tripped.

LD: Squato? He's not scary! Your eyes must have been playing tricks on you. Squato was made from some DNA I found. He's super-friendly with everyone.

Roundill: Okay, I guess.

LD: Let's go back to the others. STAY CLOSE. I'm trying to see what DMS knows about these monsters.

LD guides Roundill back to the others and takes his laptop.

DM: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT. MY EDITOR FUCKED UP AND STARTED EDITING THIS TABLE INSTEAD OF THE ONE AT THE BOTTOM. GSDASDFDFVSDFVSDFVSDFVSDFV.

Roundill goes back to the sandbox, anyways...

LD: Hmm. If I'm going to go in the Torture Area alone, I may need backup. Heck, the only reason I got out of it with the kids was because I threatened the Aos that I would take my demonic hamster there and have him summon a REAL demon. And even then, it took time to convince them. DMS has probably already told them that it's a bunch of bullshmit and that there's nothing to fear. Do I take one of my pets or... Squato... He'd make a good partner. But, how? How do I turn such a nice guy into a cold, vicious killer? ........Simple- I don't. I simply teach him commands, so he can still have his nice....ness. And when it's all over, I can simply drain his brain of the knowledge about it! GENIUS, I TELL YOU!!

-Ludicrine goes to the Playground where Squato continues his...squats.-

Squato: MASTER LUDI! HUG!!

-Gives Ludicrine a bear hug and nearly breaks his spine-

LD: DOWN SQUATO, DOWN!! -Squato puts him down-

-Some time later, Ludicrine has successfully taught Squato many commands. He remains as nice as before. He takes him to a part of the Torture area wall and has Squato break it down. Continued here.-

Poisonshot: Hi! I'm back. Anyway, does anyone want to sign up for a camp?

Rage: ME!

Poisonshot: Heh, okay. You'll be with... Wrath.

LD: Ah, Poisonshot. Good to see you, I guess. And DMS is... *looks at ground*

Poisonshot: HE DIED?! YESH!!!!!!!! YESH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LD: Your grieving is tear jerking.

PS and his pets had a party for a week or so while the rest of the class grieved for the whole time. Slowly but surely, some of the normal class members leaked into PS's group of happy-goers.

(AND THEN THE EVENTS OF TRIX 2 HAPPENED AND DMS CAME BACK.)

Bell: BahBBBBRRRRRIIIINNNNNNNNJJJJJJJJ!!!!

LD: We need to get that bell fixed. Bye kids, have a nice day!

Art[]

Ludicrine: Hi! Again... Zach is absent, so I'm subbing. Today we're just going to- BRUIDIC GIMME THAT.

Bruidic relinquishes his headphones.

Ludicrine: Bruidic, I'm ashamed of you. You don't even have Rise Against on here!

Bruidic: o_o

Ludi loads up his iPod with all sorts of modern rock and such.

Aradia: l00k i can make it happy

Ludicrine: Uh... how did you even get in here?

Aradia: ouo

Ludicrine: ...

Bruidic: Hey.

Ludicrine: NO FLIRTING.

Aradia disappearificates.

Zoshi: *stumbles into room* Ugh...Sorry about that! Apparently vacation was July 12-16, NOT July 2-6. I was in seaside shores when principal whatsisface called me about my absence. There was misunderstanding, and a lot of cursing, but, whatever, I'm back!

Ludicrine: Goody! You aren't stuck with me again.

The entire class cheers loudly.

Ludicrine: THAT WAS A JOKE.

Lazro: *Steps into room*

Lazro: *Badum-CRASH*

Lazro: *Steps out*

Poisonshot then walks into the classroom. He runs over to Revelian, who just so happens to be standing in the Art room.

PS: REVELIAN! WHY HAVE YOU LET YOUNGSNOW GET KILLED BY AO ONI? WHY YOU HAVE USED TORTURE MECHANISMS IN SCHOOL?! Y U NO DEAD!?!?

Revelian, who has been putting up with his ignorance for long enough, builds up all of his raeg into his fist. He slams it into Poisonshot, who explodes in gore and splatters the wall.

Poisonshot: OW DEAD I AM THE DEAD THIS IS THE END OF POISONSHOT

The whole class stares.

Ludicrine: Oh, what's this? Early release?? Okay, everyone! Go home!!

Nibbles: But my calendar didn't say-

Ludicrine: EVERYONE LEAVE! NOW!!

The class floods into the hallway and runs out the front door.

Nibbles then goes home, gets on his laptop, and starts to pester Quglub.

-- poisonousMushroom [PM] began communing with underwaterSaint [US]
--

PM: Hey honey, what's going on?
US: Aren't you at school?
PM: Rev killed somebody, and Ludicrine sent us home...
US: Did he kill Poisonshot again?
PM: Funny you should mention that, he actually did.
US: Oh geez... Anyways, how are the kids doing?
PM: They're doing fine, actually. Rev takes great care of them. Sorry you couldn't be here with them... 
HD: [,]uglub, time f[]r bed....
US: Wait, how long were you here??
HD: I'm a server admin. That way, I can keep an eye []n all chats that g[] []n... Anyways, its [:::] []'cl[]ck. Time f[]r bed.
US: Ok. Sorry Nibbles, I gotta go.
PM: Ok... Bye Quglub.
-- underwaterSaint [US] has left the chatroom
PM: Wait, Hank, before you go... I got something to ask...
HD: Yes?
PM: Umm... Can Quglub move to Revelian's house??
HD: WHAT!?! ABS[]LUTELY N[]T!!!! ...[]k freak[]ut []ver. Anyways, why??
PM: Well, we were talking... and she wants to see the kids... She isn't there for them, and she thinks it'd be better if we both took care of them.
HD: .... I'll think ab[]ut this.... Anyways, its time f[]r me t[] g[]. G[][]dbye.
PM: Ok. See ya...
-- hecticDemise [HD] has left the chatroom.
-- poisonousMushroom [PM] has left the chatroom

Grades[]

Name	Orientation	Notes 1	Archery	Notes 2
Lita	A+	Arrived on time	B-	Slightly afraid to draw string
Rayne	A+	Arrived on time	B-	Behavior is an issue
Bruidic	C	Degrades others	D	Placed in detention by DMS
Eclarious	A+	Arrived on time	A-	Top-notch aim, stature fumbles
Jeopardy	A+	Arrived on time	Excused	Had graft replaced
Boxill	C	Arrived on time, fell asleep	B	Very eager student
Roundill	A+	Arrived on time	B-
Bleedot	A+	Arrived on time	A+	Tries to best of his ability
Azuria	A+	Arrived on time	B-
Fuzzy	A+	Arrived on time	Excused	Unlisted reasonings
Mischely	A+	Arrived on time	F	Unexcused absence
Youngsnow	A+	Arrived on time	D	Placed in detention by DMS
Swimfree	Excused	New student	F	See me
Rage	Excused	New student	F	Unexcused absence

Pet School/Archive

Kindergarten 1[]

Classes (As of now)[]

Gym[]

Playing with their owners (NOTE!: Please add your own talk with your pet.)[]

DMS and Misery[]

Part 2[]

ZoshiX and Beezis[]

Samuel17 and Estival[]

Misery and Beezis (Talk scene)[]

Poisonshot and Klory[]

A Crucial Message[]

Battle![]

Estival VS Klory![]

Jaquib VS Tempest![]

Pool[]

Battle School[]

Kindergarten 1[]

Talk Scene:Veatrice and Misery[]

Grades for Kindergarten 1[]

Kindergarten 2[]

Class Rules[]

Class 1-Orientation[]

Class 2-Archery[]

Class 3-Medical Training[]

Class 4-Pet Training[]

Special class-Field Day Class cancelled due to inactivity.[]

Class #WHATEVERAR MOO.-Self-defense[]

Talk Scene: Gamelover101 and Trix[]

Level 1[]

Sign Up[]

Students Enrolled[]

Attendance/Curriculum[]

Common[]

Jr. Secondary[]

Students[]

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Archery[]

Hell on Earth[]

Back at Archery[]

Not-So-Threatening Demon and More References[]

Art[]

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